Millennium drunk

March is the season when the ice melts and the spring blossoms—oh no, it should be April now.

Starting to climb the mountain at night, Bai Suhe, who had climbed for three hours, looked up at the jagged bare rock shrouded in the depths of clouds and mist, took a deep breath, and endured the urge to explode.

Who the hell told her it was a good time to go hiking?

Outing?This is stepping on white!During these three hours, she saw nothing except the bare boulders and the few sprouts that had managed to squeeze out from the crevices of the rocks!

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, the scenery of this mountain is good! Kou Zhun used to have a poem praising Huashan, saying, "Only the sky is above, and there is no mountain with it. Raise your head red and the sun is close, bow your head and the white clouds are low", hehe wants me to say Ah, they know those famous mountains and waters, what are they called? That’s called vulgarity! Look at this mountain, the scenery is no worse than Huashan. The lonely mountain is lonely, the bluestone is with me, and the white clouds can understand their ambitions, so why bother with the world. Ah, how noble, how noble, how..."

The black shadow leading the way in front kept chattering, closed his eyes and indulged in the great sense of achievement of his casually composed poems, and didn't notice Bai Suhe's darker and darker face at all.

Bai Suhe retracted her stepping leg, continued to take a deep breath, and her voice was extremely low: "Wang Dacai, shut up."

That shadow was standing on a rock with his hands behind his back cos cosplaying the shape of an ancient celebrity, but after Bai Suhe called out his full name, he immediately blew his hair, parted the messy hair covering his face, revealing a blue face with fangs, angry Said: "Don't call me Wang Dacai! My name is Wang Ziqing! Wang! Zi! Qing!"

"It's none of my business if you want to be called Wang Ba." Bai Suhe turned a blind eye to the ferocious grimace that was close at hand, and said coldly, "But if you don't shut up, why don't you change your name to Wang Shengding?"

Facing Bai Suhe's coldness, the ferocious grimace immediately turned into a flattering one, laughing dryly and disappearing into the night.

The roots of the ears were finally quiet, Bai Suhe picked out his ears in satisfaction, and continued to open his legs, intending to finish his work early and go home to sleep, but unexpectedly, before the second step was opened, another voice came from behind: "Bai... Sister Bai, I'm crawling!" Don't move, take a rest, okay?"

Bai Suhe frowned impatiently, and looked behind her coldly.By the way, she forgot that there was an extra tail on her back today.

Mengzheng looked at her pitifully with her big eyes wide open and her round bun face wrinkled, only a few dog tails behind her were wagging and wagging.Bai Suhe gritted her teeth, she must have a square head today to let this tail follow her.

"Let's take a break...it will be fine in a while!" Meng Zheng was carrying a large backpack half her height, hunched over, barely kneeling and hugging Bai Suhe's thigh.

"Tired?"

"Yeah yeah!"

"Oh——" Bai Suhe's tone dragged on, and when Meng Zheng's expectation value reached Phoenix, he smiled 'understanding': "Endless."

"..." (Wanting to cry without tears)

Climb and climb, climb and climb, climb and climb and climb.

An hour has passed.

Climb and climb, climb and climb, climb and climb and climb.

Two hours have passed.

Climb, climb, climb, climb you (beep——) ah!

"Wang Dacai, get out!" Panting heavily, Bai Suhe wiped the sweat from his forehead, and shouted towards the empty front.

"Xiaobai, did you call me?" The ghost appeared instantly and floated to Bai Suhe's side.

"You were only twenty when you died, and if you call me Xiaobai again, I'll tear you apart and throw you into a cesspit for a month."

"But I've been dead for a few years, you're younger than me..." Ghosting muttered to himself, the second half of the sentence was automatically silenced under Bai Suhe's gaze.

"Where is your corpse? How far away?" Bai Suhe didn't bother to pay attention to the ghost in front of him, his voice was cold enough to freeze into ice.

"Hurry up, go over this mountain, cross a cliff valley, cross a bridge, climb to the top..."

"Again (beep--)! Why did you choose such a shitty place to commit suicide?" When she heard that the destination was far away, Bai Suhe suddenly became angry. After climbing for so long, she only felt that her waist was sore and her legs were weak. He was dizzy and didn't even have the strength to beat the ghost in front of him.

"It's high here, and the scenery is good." Ghost Shadow took it for granted.

"Huashan, Taishan, Huangshan are also high and beautiful, why don't you go!"

There are cable cars in those places anyway!

"There are so many people, what should I do if I scare the children!"

What the hell!

Ghosting visually estimated that Bai Suhe's anger level had reached the level of Phoenix, and he quickly apologized with a smile: "I lied to you, it's under the tree in front. Xiaobai, I didn't mean you, do you have a sense of humor? You have a fierce face, look how pitiful this little girl is following you~" As he spoke, the ghost figure floated in front of Mengzheng, trying to squeeze out an expression of "I sympathize with you" with the rest of the crumbling carrion.

"She can't see you, it's useless to make faces, and stay away from her."

Hearing that it was coming soon, Bai Suhe's bad mood finally improved a little, he didn't bother to pay attention to the person and ghost behind him, and continued to move towards the destination.

"Little sister paper~soft girl paper~little Mengzheng~little cute~" The ghost did not dare to provoke Bai Suhe, and was extremely bored, so he simply circled around Mengzheng: "Can you really not see me? You follow Xiaobai How can you not see me! Xiaobai is so awesome and you are so weak~ Come and laugh, little girl~"

Mengzheng squatted on the ground with her backpack on her back, she seemed to be very tired, she didn't follow Bai Suhe when Bai Suhe left, and when Bai Suhe was far away, Mengzheng suddenly stopped the smirk that often hangs on her face, turned her head to The air next to him said softly: "Please say hello to your partners, and don't look for her next time you have such a strenuous job. It is not difficult to collect a corpse, and she is not the only one who can pass yin in this world." one."

Guiying couldn't help but groaned, and said in surprise: "Can you see mine? Xiaobai can also deceive people, oh, you lied to ghosts!"

"Just because I can't see you doesn't mean I can't fix you. Next time I'll bother her with such a trivial matter, you wait and see."

After Mengzheng finished his words, he picked up his backpack, stood up and trotted to chase Bai Suhe, leaving only the ghost shadow standing there dumbfounded.

This... such a cute little girl, how can she have two faces in front of her and behind her!

Bully, this is it!fall!

Wang Shan ran to death, although Bai Suhe didn't run to death, but he was almost dead when he reached the destination.

But, but, the problem is, there is nothing under the tree, where is the body?

"Wang! Big! Cai! Get out!"

"Yes, yes!" The ghost came out this time, but it was far away from Bai Suhe and Mengzheng, floating in mid-air as if ready to run away at any time, "Xiaobai, I was also entrusted by the ghost. None of my business!"

"What do you mean?"

"Look at you lying on the bed for more than a month, your face is fat and your waist is round. Isn't it going to be summer soon, haven't you heard of summer if you don't lose weight in April? We are all for you , let you climb the mountain to exercise and lose weight or something... Xiaobai, calm down! Calm down! You seven come out quickly, help, help, you are going to die!"

Seeing that Bai Suhe didn't answer her words and just stretched out her finger to pick up the formula, the ghost panicked and scrambled around the mountain top screaming and screaming.As the ghost shadow turned around, the seven short little ghost shadows who had been quietly hiding were caught one by one and thrown in front of Bai Suhe.

Ghost No. [-]: "Well, how are you, Sister Bai..."

Ghost Shadow No. [-]: "Sister Bai, you are so beautiful tonight, you are so beautiful that the stars fall into the moon... the third child, are you right?!"

Ghost Shadow No. [-]: "Yes, yes, yes!"

Ghost Shadow No. [-]: "Sister Bai's business that has nothing to do with me is the idea of ​​the boss, the second and the third, and I was forced (tears to my face)"

Ghost Shadow No. [-]: "It's just a little joke ha ha ha ha."

Ghost Shadow Six: "Xiaobai can't be angry today!"

Ghost Shadow No. [-]: "We still have something to do, let's go first!"

"Happy April Fool's Day (づ￣3￣)づ╭～"

The seven little ghosts spoke quickly and anxiously, before Bai Suhe could react, they dragged Wang Dacai to separate themselves.

In an instant, only the petrified Bai Suhe and Mengzheng were left on the empty hilltop, standing in the night with bare rocks and dead trees, with a dazed expression on their faces.

Damn retarded.jpg.

There is nothing to love in life.jpg.

Bai Suhe sat under the tree helplessly, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Mengzheng couldn't hear the series of conversations just now, but felt that the cold atmosphere around him dissipated a lot, combined with Bai Suhe's expression, he guessed what the current situation was.

These ghosts are really...

But now is obviously not a good time to go to ghosts to settle accounts. April is still early spring, and the nights are cold and windy. The inside of the mountains is even colder than outside the mountains. I don’t feel it when I walk. After a while, the cold air seeped into his bones, causing Mengzheng to shiver a lot.

Mengzheng immediately put down the backpack and took out all the things inside.The largest volume inside is a list originally used to restrain the bones, a roll of long hemp rope, talisman paper, incense paper candles and other things.

This mountain is badly weathered because of the rocks, and there are small broken stones everywhere, which is really not suitable for resting.Mengzheng thought about unfolding the sheet, coiled it back and forth with hemp rope, and finally threw it on a tree to make a small hammock.

"Sister Bai, go to sleep on the hammock and we'll go back."

Bai Suhe glanced at Mengzheng, she was indeed exhausted after climbing for so many hours, she didn't refuse, and climbed directly from the ground into the simple hammock without saying a word.

The other half of the sheet that was removed by Mengzheng covered the head of the hammock, blocking all the gaps left, and the inside of the hammock was warmed up immediately.

After Mengzheng finished placing Bai Suhe, he rubbed his hands that were slightly stiff from the mountain wind, and continued to search in the backpack.

Bai Suhe is the person who is most afraid of troubles, she should keep her things as simple as possible when going out, and she thought that it would not be dangerous to hide a corpse in the mountains, Bai Suhe estimated that she would go back in half a night at most, and there was only a bottle of water in her bag.

Mengzheng searched and found no food, only took out half a pack of imported biscuits from the outside bag, which was left over by Bai Suhe and handed to her last night.Mengzheng was reluctant to eat and left it in his backpack. He didn't expect that it would come in handy, so he quickly took out a few pieces and stuffed them into the hammock.

"Sister Bai, are you hungry after climbing the mountain for so long? Eat some biscuits to fill your stomach first."

Bai Suhe stretched his head out to look at the biscuit in Mengzheng's hand by the moonlight, and then at the biscuit package in Mengzheng's hand, a strange look suddenly appeared in his eyes: "This is the biscuit I gave you last night?"

"Yes."

"You haven't eaten yet?"

"No, just now you eat."

"I'm not hungry, you eat."

"what?"

"It's not much, you're done eating." After speaking, Bai Suhe shrank her neck and hid in the hammock again.

"Huh? Oh..." Mengzheng held the biscuit in a daze for a long time. Seeing Bai Suhe like this, it was obvious that he had no intention of speaking, so he could only swallow the rest of his persuasion.

Sitting cross-legged on the ground, Mengzheng repeatedly looked at the biscuit in his hand, feeling a little joy in his heart.Bai Suhe left her just a few biscuits, it seems that he is hard-spoken and soft-hearted, and loves her very much.

This kind of self-deception continued until Mengzheng put the biscuit into his mouth and bit it down with a blissful bite, the expression on his face suddenly froze.

What's the taste!

It's sweet and sour, has a minty taste, and is a bit astringent. It's not unpalatable, but it's definitely not the taste of normal cream!

Impossible, the cream will go bad if the biscuits are left in the bag for half a day?

Mengzheng took out the remaining half of the biscuit and held it in the palm of his hand to study it, but couldn't figure out why.

Forget it, these are the biscuits that Bai Suhe kindly left her, the taste is a bit strange, but maybe the imported ones taste like this...

Mengzheng reluctantly chewed the biscuit crumbs in his mouth. The more he chewed, the more he felt the taste was strange. After swallowing half of it, he couldn't help taking a big mouthful of water into his mouth.

What pours into the mouth is water, and what gushes out is bubbles.

Lots and lots of thin white bubbles, accompanied by countless biscuit residues piled up on both sides of Mengzheng's mouth, and even a small pile overflowed from his nostrils, sticking to his cheeks when the wind blows, which looks ridiculous.

No matter how stupid Meng Zheng was, she knew that something was wrong with the biscuit, and she also guessed what the strange-tasting cream in the biscuit was.Reluctantly, she turned her head to look at the hammock behind her, and found that the hammock was trembling slightly invisible to the naked eye. Mengzheng turned her head and sighed silently, bowed her head resignedly and continued to chew the remaining biscuits.

Forget it, as long as she is happy.

Bai Suhe hid in the hammock with her ears pricked up to listen to the sound of chewing food outside, the corners of her usually cold and taut mouth couldn't help but curl a little.

The chewing sound stopped shortly after, Bai Suhe curled up lazily in the hammock and waited for Mengzheng to growl and complain and cry, but to her surprise, there was nothing.

There was no nagging, no blame, the chewing sound stopped for a while and then continued, thin and continuous, like a little mouse stealing food in the middle of the night.

After a long time, Bai Suhe heard a muffled voice outside: "It's over."

"Is it tasty?"

"..."

Bai Suhe stuck her head out of the hammock again, looking upwards through the withered branches.

There is little pollution in the deep mountains, and the sky looks clean and transparent.Tomorrow must be a sunny day, the sky is full of stars shining brightly, embellished in the black sky curtain like an exquisite painting by a famous artist, which makes people feel peaceful.

"Happy April Fools' Day."

Mengzheng smiled slightly. She grew up in the mountains all her life, so she didn't know what April Fool's Day was, and she was no stranger to the starry sky.

But she likes the quiet and serene atmosphere at this moment, the starry sky at this moment, and the people at this moment remind her of the past.

Thousands of years ago, she sat in the courtyard with her that night, looking up at the starry sky in the same way, and made a promise that she would compare herself to the stars.

But I didn't expect that the starlight would pass away quickly, and the Yiren would never return.

In the last life, she betrayed her. In this life, can she be allowed to pay her back?