The male god on the tip of the tongue

"What's that sound..." A guest was slurring his words and was already trembling, "Don't tell me this is a spoof made by the show crew!"

"It can't really be a beast!" Someone screamed in horror, "Doesn't it mean that there are no more beasts in this area!"

"Ahhh! It's a crow's mouth!" Someone shouted in a broken voice, "I want to go back! I want to quit!"

joke!If there are really beasts coming, who cares about the recorded programs!If you're dying, don't care about this?Now it's important to escape!

The guest who had just said it casually before was now so scared by the battle that his face paled and he looked bewildered.

After all, the establishment of this Flag is too much trouble!

But—who knew that something said on a whim would be so effective!Should I go back and buy a lottery ticket today, dear! !

On the other side, even the program crew, who were watching the camera all the time, became a mess in an instant. It was a mess. The program director's hairless head was about to be scratched bald by himself. Thinking of the previous few seconds When Zhong heard the clear cry of a ferocious beast, his heart felt cold and a hole was formed, and even scolded several planners bloody!

"Look at what you guys are doing! What a bad idea you came up with!" The director roared like a head of state, and threw down the pen in his hand angrily, "Who said before that experts were asked to conduct field surveys?! What about the experts! Get me that shitty expert!"

The staff members were all shaking like chaff, and they didn't dare to say a single word, silently bearing the anger from the director.

"Why are you all standing there in a daze?! When you're dead on wooden stakes, don't you! You all, hurry up and fly a helicopter to save people!" He was kicked into the cabin, and now he wished he could grow a pair of wings and fly over at the speed of light!

If something happens to these guests, not only will their entire program group be pilled, but even the TV station will suffer immeasurable suppression and harm!

If it is not handled properly, the impact will be huge. It can be said to be an extremely vicious circle. Not only will it be punished by the relevant departments, but it will also be strongly resented by fans of the stars and held accountable by the brokerage company. From public opinion condemnation, and so on.

The most important thing is - among these guests, there is a little transparent...

Glancing worriedly at Ning Hanna, who was sitting upright, the director was in a complicated and tense mood, and even felt a layer of cold sweat on his back.

In case something happens to that little actor surnamed Shen...

Then I don't live anymore! [Ge You lying JPG.]

Even though he was restless, he still had to calm down. After all, as the leader of the entire program group, if he lost his balance, then the others would be helpless.

Different from the director's extremely sad state of mind, Ning Hanna glanced at the empty children's chair next to her, silently pulled her vermilion lips, and coldly raised a mocking arc.

Oh, sure enough...

I knew that the president, this little fairy, couldn't be idle for a moment!

No!Now I can't wait to present myself to the male god!

Although it looks innocent and cute, it is basically the same as the coquettish and cheap stuff outside!

Don't be too happy when throwing yourself into your arms!

And looking at the director of the program, because of Ning Hanna's cold sneer, she almost pissed herself in fright!

"Quick! Go to the emergency rescue!" The director's heart skipped a beat, his eyelids twitched wildly, as if something big was about to happen!

Sadly, he turned the camera, and suddenly, his pupils shrank suddenly——

There was a rustling sound in the bushes, as if a huge monster, hidden in the lush jungle, was slowly walking towards their group of guests who were trembling like chickens, it seemed that even in the air There is a vague murderous aura permeating all of them!

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! die together.

Some people want to run away, but normal people can imagine that even if they try to escape with all their strength, they must not run faster than the beasts in the jungle.

The so-called escaping is useless at all, and now everyone is so scared, their legs are so soft that they can't run at all, and the ashen faces are full of despair.

"Other people's last show is for entertainment, and you guys are going to die!" Zheng Jundan was also frightened and had no demeanor at all. He raised his hand tremblingly in anger, and reprimanded angrily, "You, you It's just murder for money!"

The photographer who was implicated by innocence also had an expression of lovelessness now, but Shen Mubai stood aside and countered quite calmly: "This uncle, I don't want to be born on the same day, but I am lucky to die on the same day. Everyone, take it easy. 18 years later Another hero. Don’t wait for the beast to arrive and scare yourself to death first, that would be a joke.”

"You, who are you talking about uncle?!"

"Whoever is pointing at me now is the one," Shen Mubai said, "Anyway, you should say that you are ugly, and I will not talk about my handsomeness." After all, in the current society, quiet and beautiful men are popular.

Zheng Jundan suddenly felt that he couldn't get out of his anger, and was almost choked to death by the young man's "brazen" and "slick tongue". Back a few words.

Here Shen Mubai's eyes froze, he narrowed his eyes dangerously, and said in a low voice: "Here we come."

Hearing this, everyone in the audience subconsciously tightened their nerves, and the sound of the leaves and branches rubbing against each other in the bushes was getting closer and closer, and there were even slight movements on the ground. Seconds seemed as long as another lifetime, and everyone seemed to have a huge ax hanging above their heads, precariously, as if in the next second, the tied rein would break, and then——blood would splatter everywhere !

coming!Here comes the beast!

Suppressing the scream that was about to burst out of the throat, everyone except Shen Mubai, who was as calm as before, stared at the swaying bushes with eyes wide open, just like the one in the classic painting "The Scream". The villain swings his body from side to side.

"careful!"

However, at this moment, a sudden change occurred, and Wei Tiantian swooped and hugged Shen Mubai, like a hen protecting a chick, she resolutely blocked in front of him, her face The expression is very fearless!

"Handsome guy, I'll protect you!" It's almost a nympho to the point of sacrificing one's life!

"Roar!" A violent beast's roar came from behind her, Shen Mubai noticed a flash in front of his eyes, and a silver-white object suddenly jumped up from the ground and landed on his shoulder.

A... puppy?

He frowned, and suddenly felt a heavy weight on his shoulders. Unexpectedly, this little guy looks small, but his weight is not light. Even himself, whose physical fitness has always been N times stronger than ordinary people, feels that this little guy is a bit heavy. Exceeded.

At this time, the puppy that appeared out of nowhere opened its mouth full of dense teeth aggressively, and yelled at Wei Tiantian a few times full of dangerous barks.

"Ho Ho!" The very mighty and domineering voice doesn't match the mini's cute appearance at all!

"So... the cry just now was made by this little thing?" Lu Yuanfei, who had just been frightened by the "beast" and squatted on the ground like a quail holding his head, looked wilted and mourned. Said sadly and weakly, "We were all deceived by this little thing??"

Wei Tiantian also said deeply on the side: "This little dog's barking is really unique. It actually creates the illusion of a giant beast coming. It's really not easy."

The silver-white "little dog" was squatting on Shen Mubai's shoulder, licking his own little paw, and immediately slapped the girl, although it was useless, it still made the latter feel a burst of pain call.

Wei Tiantian: It hurts so much! QAQ please comfort!

There was a disdainful, short snort from the nose of the small animal.

— Puppy Peat!

This young master is an upright Suan Ni!Be the king of beasts!Majestic lion!

Although it looks domineering and mighty, it doesn't look like a normal animal, but——

It's a capital feline with wood!

Lame to cure stupid humans!I hold my hand high and give you free Aite eye care!

"Well, this dog does look so cute." Shen Mubai also nodded in agreement, and stroked his fur by the way.

Well, this feels good, and it feels a little familiar.

Under the close contact, Zhuang Xiaoshi immediately turned against him, his dark eyes glowed with intimacy, and he rubbed stickily on Shen Mubai's cheek, and a lot of mud was rubbed on his silvery white fur.

--OK!My male god said I was a puppy!Then I will be a puppy from now on!

If other felines were present at this time, they would definitely show that they did not know this strange creature at all!

What about your dignity as a feline?Proud!

Hehe, bye bye manually! :)

In fact, Shen Mubai also had some doubts in his heart.

Because just a few minutes ago, what was displayed in the game system in his mind was indeed a giant unknown creature with a level of [? ? ? ], the blood volume blue bars are all consistent, it is immeasurable [? ? ? ], what's even more strange is that even the name column is filled with a strange line of [unknown creature].

Normally, under his active inspection, the game system interface will pop up the specific information of the target he wants to view, but the appearance of this "puppy" not only does not display any information, but also it is the first time we meet, the display is just A green-named creature with positive favorability.

The author has something to say:

There are two possibilities for this situation. One is that the system is really unable to identify the specific information of this "dog", and some kind of BUG has appeared; the other possibility is that this unknown creature is so powerful that it even Shen Mubai is above Shen Mubai, so relatively speaking, Shen Mubai, who is at a lower level, cannot check its specific information.

As far as the current situation is concerned, the latter guess is more likely.

But why, this "unknown creature" is so small, even... so small that it's cute?

Shen Mubai stared fixedly at the silvery white ball and its fur tail that kept swinging left and right, and then, he was caught off guard with enthusiastic saliva on his face.

"naughty."

He tapped the tip of "Puppy"'s pink and wet nose, and his deep voice was like a beautiful movement played from a cello. Su made the little guy's front paws and hind legs almost unable to close together, and the skin covered under the silver fur was floating. A slightly drunken blush.

The guests who were almost scared out of their wits here realized that they had been tricked by a puppy with a peculiar vocal cord, and put on their perfect smiling masks and heavy masks again. With the burden of idols, various routines were prepared again.

Lu Yuanfei, who couldn't get out of his anger, also revived with full blood at the same time. Thinking of his useless appearance before, he gritted his teeth and said in a low voice: "It's really a false alarm, my nerves are going to be weak... ...Why don't you boil and eat this strange looking dog!"

The little "lion" Zhuang who was lying on Shen Mubai's shoulder narrowed his eyes coldly.

No one noticed that the small shadow on the ground on Shen Mubai's shoulder was expanding at a speed visible to the naked eye, and within a few seconds, it had completely grown into a real giant.

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Going home on Friday tomorrow~ If there is a traffic jam on the road, the update will be moved to the next day~

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Thank you Tuhao Shiba for the shallow water bomb, it was a waste (*/ω＼*)

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