The male god on the tip of the tongue

Here Wei Tiantian is still complacent about the "new potential" he unintentionally developed, while Shen Mubai is already putting fresh bird eggs in his pocket one by one, but there are quite a few bird eggs on the branches , It is estimated that several litters were born together, and each one is not small.

There was still not enough room in the pocket, so I had to find another way.

"You, take off your clothes." Shen Mubai tilted his head, and his gaze fell on the bewildered Wei Tiantian.

His voice was not loud, but it was miraculously able to clearly reach the ears of everyone below.

In particular, some guests who were in a certain grade looked at each other strangely, thinking that the young people nowadays are so open and easy, and I waited for the front wave to be thrown down on the beach in a tragic way.

"Huh? Take off, take off your clothes!?"

Wei Tiantian was stunned for a moment, and suddenly thought of something very indescribable, her face flushed red, even with a layer of mud on her face, she could clearly see her blushing cheeks.

Hold the grass and sink the male god!You are so proactive!I, I, I, I can't react!

The girl hesitated for a long time, and now she was turning her toes back and forth very shyly. Qi Qi Ai Ai answered shyly: "This, this public...is too, too much! Of course, I am in private. I don't mind..." Hehehe!

Thinking about it, I am a little excited! (*/ω╲*)

"I asked you to take off your clothes, but didn't ask you to twist them." Shen Mubai frowned helplessly, thinking that although this girl is pretty, she is a fool, and then said very seriously and solemnly, "Take off your coat Open it up, I'll drop the egg, and you catch it."

Shen Mubai was completely unaware of the strange atmosphere pervading the world, and was only focused on how to get all the eggs of the birds correctly, without any intention of leaving any offspring for the birds.

It is very cruel to birds, and there is no bird way.

He straightly picked up the round eggs one by one, ready to throw them down one by one—

"Huh?! Wait! Just fell like this?!" The crowd widened their eyes and exclaimed bursts of fuss.

Although there are some elements of acting in it, at this moment, everyone can only eat a few biscuits, and after walking a few steps, their stomachs are already empty. The mood of all the guests is the same, so impatient. It's crazy! ——

This is a food that is rarely found in the jungle!Handle with care, do you understand?

What if it breaks? !What if it breaks!

If it's broken, it's gone!

You may never find it in the jungle!

that boy!stop for me!

"Eggs can be thrown too! It's a reckless waste!" Lu Yuanfei looked viciously at Shen Mubai who was far away in the tree but was still so handsome and handsome, as if the latter was the brightest star in the crowd forever.

I don't know why, but there is always an unknown flame burning in his chest. He couldn't restrain his emotions for a while, and he couldn't help but grotesquely said: "In order to express myself, I wasted precious food! That Shen Mubai! Isn't that stupid? ? Have you considered other people?"

"This boy is mainly young, so he is inevitably self-centered."

Zheng Junshan shook his head and sighed, with Lu Yuanfei leading the charge, his words seemed much calmer.The smirk on his lips was hidden, and the actor said again very understandingly, "It's normal to be young and energetic at this age, but the starting point is still good, it's just... oh... ...."

As he spoke, he pretended to sigh again, and shook his head helplessly like an elder.

One was thoughtless and the other was unhappy, but they seemed to be singing a double reed, which aroused a lot of sympathy among the guests present.

Although none of them was willing to take the risk of climbing up a tree, they were also unwilling to stand by and watch the food that was clearly within their reach turn into dirt with a thud.

That's really hurtful!

"Yeah, yeah, it's not a waste of energy at all, it's just a waste of water from the bamboo basket." As soon as these words came out, someone couldn't help but echoed.

And at this moment, Cyril, who had been paying attention to Shen Mubai's movements, suddenly let out a mocking sneer, his green agate-like eyes, which seemed to be a smile but not a smile, swept across lightly, and a sound escaped from his mouth A short, muffled laugh.

"interesting."

Cyril bent his lips, and said, "It won't work this time, so next time, I'll let you try the 'bamboo basket fetching water'."

The guests who were still complaining about Shen Mubai's reckless behavior just now trembled subconsciously three times.

The guests who waved their hands repeatedly in their hearts were now as quiet as chickens and extremely well-behaved.

Shaking his head like a rattle, he humbly shirked again and again: "No, no trouble, no trouble, you're welcome ha ha ha ha ha..."

"You're welcome, you're not welcome at all." Cyril replied with a smile, very upright and business-like, "Train everyone and exercise your will, this is what I should do, you're welcome."

All the guests suddenly wanted to collapse on the ground like Uncle Ge, with tears streaming down their hearts and never returning.

Ma Dan, I really want to haha ​​this ghost face!

Tired of not loving it!

On the other hand, Shen Mubai and Wei Tiantian's work progressed very smoothly. One by one, the white eggs were thrown down from mid-air like small landmines, and they just happened to smash into Wei Tiantian's clothes in the hood,

Unexpectedly, none of the eggs fell to the ground and shattered into a puddle of yellow. Instead, they all fell into the embrace of the clothes accurately one by one.

This exquisite angle and the loneliness of throwing are simply perfect! It is more accurate than shooting a ball, and the success rate is [-]%!

Simply divine!

Wei Tiantian was also very busy, she kept taking her balls out of her clothes, and put them preciously at her feet.

In case the previous ball collides with the freshly flying ball, hurting each other and causing a sad "miscarriage" event, it is also very hard!

Maybe it was because the process of the two of them tidying up the balls was too boring. Many guests who were suffering from hunger couldn't hold back the torture of hunger at the moment, and left the place one after another to see what wild fruits could fill their stomachs.

Finally, when all the eggs were thrown away, Shen Mubai, who had persisted on the tree for about half an hour, did not rely on any external force at all, and directly hugged the tree trunk with both hands, and lightly stepped on the bark with both feet, just like that. It fell down from a tree trunk as high as 15 meters with ease.

This set of movements is so smooth and elegant, as if he is on the set of a costume drama at this time.

Like a peerless young knight descending from the sky, his body is like a swallow, and he is as light as a startled bird.

"No matter how many gorgeous words I use, it is difficult to describe my current mood!"

While picking up the eggs, Wei Tiantian said in an exaggerated dramatic voice, "You are the sun, scorching and dazzling! This girl is willing to turn into a sunflower!"

Everyone else is full of fantasy: the original rough tree trunk can also be used as a slider to play?

People in the city really know how to play and gain experience!

Please submit!

And what made them gain insight was yet to come. Shen Mubai, who seemed to be able to summon the dragon in the next moment after gathering all the balls, found some dry branches as firewood with a calm face, piled them into a pile, and then quickly It was the skillful use of flint and steel to ignite a flame.

Well, it feels like something very strange is about to happen!

"Male god... ah bah! Shuai Shen blames you for what you are doing." Wei Tiantian looked down curiously, and the handful of flames were spreading on the combustibles. It was also getting bigger and bigger, illuminating half of her side face, which was red and fiery.

And Shen Mubai picked up a big white bird egg with great concentration, looked at it carefully for a while, and then... decisively smeared a layer of mud on the white bird egg!

Wei Tiantian: Dumbfounded JPG.

Unexpectedly, Shen Mubai wiped a layer of dirty mud was not enough, so he immediately rolled the bird's egg in the mud in a circle, like pinching plasticine, and pressed the mud three times. On the surface of the egg, there is not even a single gap, it is very airtight!

"Wei Tiantian, do you want to come and play?" Shen Mubai raised his head, glanced over quietly with his bland eyes, and asked coldly.

The girl whose name was named by the male god trembled all over, and repeated strangely: "Let's... play together?"

Co-authored by Shuaiguo, you collect balls not to eat or summon dragons (what the hell?), but to play with mud?

When I heard the news, my heart was broken!

Do you want to be so capricious, male god!The balls are very wronged, okay!

But no matter how much he complained in his heart, Wei Tiantian, who was completely bewitched by the beauty, squatted down very unprincipled and honestly, and together with Shen Mubai, he and Shen Mubai started to make muddy balls.

Looking at the mud balls in front of me that looked like enlarged sheep dung balls, it was very vivid.

Wei Tiantian suddenly felt that her whole body was sublimated by the mud today.

I always feel as if I have created something amazing!Hehe~

With a calm face, Shen Mubai threw the mud balls into the fire one by one, and they were squeezed together neatly, but without any sense of beauty.

A veritable "soil X egg".

The author has something to say: "Let the eggs bake for a while." Shen Mubai said lightly, and by the way, used a thick forked branch that he found from no one knew where to poke the mud in the fire.

The red flames reflected on his handsome face, unintentionally adding a sense of warmth.

Wei Tiantian glanced at the beauty who was close at hand, swallowed again, and muttered in her heart.

Will the eggs made in this way really taste delicious?

Facts have proved-

It's really delicious!

Just can't stop!

Holding the big mud dumpling that Shen Mubai gave her, she vigorously smashed the outer layer of the mud shell that was baked and almost cracked. The aroma after roasting.

"Kaba Kaba", when the ugly shell was peeled off bit by bit, the snow-white eggshell finally reappeared, and the crispy eggshell had begun to crack slightly due to the high temperature roasting , the rich smell of egg fragrance is exuded bit by bit. When you really shed the thin eggshell, the strong scent will become more delicious and charming.

The egg white on the outer layer was already a little burnt yellow, trembling slightly like agar agar, biting it down, it was a little hot, but the egg yolk inside was soft and powdery, and it was so hot that it felt like it was about to melt.

It does not contain a little bit of seasoning, and there is no other added ups and downs. It is just the purest and freshest, pure taste that belongs to the egg, warm and soft, light and heart-warming.

It is a completely different experience from the eggs I have eaten before!

oh!I love balls!Balls make me happy!

On the other side, the guests who came back with a few wild fruits in twos and threes all looked at Shen Mubai and the two who were still busy with complacent expressions.

He bit off a bite of the pulp with a provocative "crack" and chewed it in his mouth.The next moment, the face of one of the guests turned blue.

"I, I, I... I seem to have seen half a bug."

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The chicken tastes crunchy~ The protein is N times that of milk hahahaha!

Hey, sleepy_(:зゝ∠)_