The male god on the tip of the tongue

Facts have proved that cute little friends can always attract everyone's attention in the first place. When Shen Mubai walked into the studio of the program group with Xiaozhuang Yan in his arms, many female staff members who like children came forward One second they were still eating breakfast, and the next second they couldn't restrain their inner impulse, and they all came together, almost screaming.

"Wow, which family's child is so handsome!"

"The little face is so white and tender that it feels good to pinch it. Let me touch it!"

"Cute! Absolutely cute!!"

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Being surrounded by a large group of girls is not pleasant at all. Zhuang Yan has a chubby face with a cold face, squinting cold and sharp eyes, exuding a condensed breath all the time, but unfortunately because of that Zhang Ruanmian's cute appearance, this icy breath was perfectly ignored by everyone, looking at the hands that seemed to be dancing in front of them, as if they were suppressing their impulse, they were about to rush over and touch his soft Huhu's little round face——

stop!You stupid mortals!

Don't touch me with dirty hands that have just touched fruit and bread! !

The sad and indignant Xiao Zhuang Yan looked like a pure and innocent girl who was about to be humiliated, she almost turned her face away and leaned on Shen Mubai's shoulders...

No wonder!How could he, a cold and domineering president, do such a shameful thing!

But in the next second, Zhuang Yan's face immediately darkened when he heard a "puff" from above him.

I didn't expect that my situation was so embarrassing, and my male god was still, in, and smiling? ?

Shameless and still laughing!

Male god, you are a cold, arrogant, cool and cunning persona!The Bund completely turned into a fly!

Tired, feeling never love again!

Immediately, there was nothing to love in his life, and his three views were ruined. He spread out in Shen Mubai's arms in extreme shame and annoyance, completely becoming a waste feast!

Shen Mubai raised his eyes coldly, he didn't hold back his smile for a moment, and a slight laughter overflowed from his lips and teeth.

"Which little friend was it just now, who insisted on pestering me to the death and insisted on following me."

Shen Mubai said lightly, his brows were very calm, obviously he was no longer in the performance state of "Papa and Erzai", but there was a trace of gloating smile hidden in his eyes, "Don't listen to the adults, and you will suffer in front of your eyes, do you think it makes sense. "

"Yes, that's the reason!" Ning Hanna on the side pushed her glasses with a very elite temperament, and echoed very seriously, "Who will the sky bypass!"

"Yes. Although you are a fool." Shen Mubai said calmly, "But Dad loves you."

here we go again!Ever since he joined the film crew, Shen Mubai never tires of acting!

Xiao Zhuang Yan turned her head arrogantly, like a freshly baked bun.

No!I do not want to talk!No language exchange!

You can't do this to me!I'm still a baby now!

The corners of Shen Mubai's mouth raised a few times, he said a few words expressionlessly, and dispersed the crowd of onlookers, finally, no girl was allowed to touch Zhuang Yan.

When someone asked enthusiastically and curiously: "Who is this kid?", Shen Mubai would always say "my little brother" with a paralyzed face to avoid everyone's fiery inquiry.

Zhuang Yan let out a sad sneer with a "heh": It's not bad, at least the seniority has risen one level.

What a blessing.

The program "Jungle Survival" will continue to be recorded for a week. During the week, ten guests will follow a person who has made a great success in self-portrait adventure videos, and has won the Adventurer International Trophy with his strong ability to survive in the wild. Cyril, who is called "Master Xi" by the majority of netizens, completed the seven-day adventure together.

In a week's time, all guests are required to follow the large army across this undeveloped jungle in the middle of Huaxia Kingdom. It sounds like it is not an easy job.

Although I already knew my tasks for this week before being invited to participate in the show, but when the guests stood on the mountain and looked down from a long distance, and truly felt the lush and endless jungle, It is inevitable that I will feel a little guilty in my heart, and some people even start to retreat.

"Oh my god, don't, there must be a lot of disgusting bugs and other things down here, maybe there are beasts!" A girl with exquisite makeup exaggeratedly covered her lips, exclaimed, and looked at the My manager coquettishly said, "I don't want to go to that horrible place! I'll stay for another seven days! I'm going crazy!"

"How far is it from us to the finish line?" Someone asked angrily.

"The whole journey is about 214.7 kilometers. This is the map guide. Along the safe route, you can find seven packages. There will be a certain amount of water and food in them, as well as a change of clothes. Of course, the food in the packages is far from enough for ten people. Yes, most of the time, everyone still has to rely on their own strength to obtain food in the wild."

The planners came up and explained the various precautions in detail, and handed out backpacks containing flint, maps, ropes and other necessities for survival one by one to the guests who were still in a state of confusion. hands.

Some people opened the package, but said that they have no idea what these things are for.

"What is this bang used for? Is this thing used to make fire?"

"This rope can be used for hanging, well, for me..."

"Of all the things in it that I found I knew and knew how to use, the only one was... the kettle."

.......

There is an almost hopeless and sad atmosphere everywhere, and of course, there are some performance elements deliberately created by the guests in order to highlight the effect of the show. Almost everyone on the scene has a little bit of jiujiu in their hearts. They still believe that the show crew should not Treating these delicate and frail artists too frantically, after all, among the guests present, there are still many famous first-line celebrities!

Can't be so offended?  …

But they never expected that the show crew would really go crazy!

One sentence: "The program team will not provide any help within a week. Except for the photographers who follow the filming and the emergency personnel in special situations, everyone's biggest reliance is Mr. Cyril. The program team will wait for you at the finish line."

Instantly shattered the small expectations of the guests present.

What do first responders mean? !Here we go!Is life still in danger?!

Report!Is it too late to quit now? !

Is this the rhythm of going to heaven!

Wei Tiantian, the girl who complained loudly just now, started to make trouble again. When she heard the program planner's words, she immediately put on a look of "you are ruthless, you are making trouble for no reason", and yelled: "more than 200 Kilometers?! I haven’t traveled so much since I was born! I don’t want it, I don’t want it, I don’t want it!”

The faces of other people are also quite ugly, but they reluctantly endured it in front of the camera. No one is so naive, romantic, and heartless as Wei Tiantian, who bears the brunt of crying before the challenge begins, and now it's done, no regrets It's too late.

Among the guests, only Shen Mubai remained motionless, his expression was like a piece of ice with a chill, as if he was not affected at all.

Shen Mubai looked at the various micro-expressions of the guests, his heart was not fluctuating, and he even wanted to laugh a little.

For him, let alone two hundred kilometers, even if it is two thousand kilometers, as long as he wants to, he can traverse in minutes without pressure.

Alas, the feeling of suppressing strength is really uncomfortable.

Invincible is so lonely.

Before Wei Tiantian yelled a few words here, the clear and high-pitched girlish voice seemed to be trampled on the neck for an instant, and there was no sound for a moment, only to see a wheat-colored, strong arm suddenly raised high above the cliff. Stretched up, propped on the ground.

A foreigner suddenly climbed up from the edge of the cliff, and stood in front of everyone in a few moments. Behind him, there was an endless jungle. Domineering and awe-inspiring.

Could this be the breath of the strong, the call from the wild?

This - is the "nanny" who is walking with us? BY other guests

"Hi everyone! I'm Cyril."

Showing a mouthful of big white teeth, Cyril smiled brightly and turned his head to the side, shaking off a few drops of crystal sweat. "It's a great honor to be here today and lead everyone through this primitive jungle."

As he said that, he looked around at the guests, and when he saw that everyone was covered with faces like copy and paste, he smiled heartily and said: "Of course, before that, the first thing we need to do is The thing, is to slide down the mountaintop and into the jungle along the climbing rope."

Hearing this, the faces of the guests present all turned pale.

Hello!This script is wrong!Let us jump off a cliff as soon as we come up? !

Looking at the bottom of the mountain where the wind is like howling ghosts and howling wolves, this intoxicating height must be 30 meters high!

What is the difference between this and suicide by jumping from the height of the tenth floor? !Tell me what's the difference!

My paralyzed legs are so soft!

"Oh, don't look scary, it's actually very simple, exciting and fun. There are staff below who can catch everyone accurately, so don't worry about any safety issues." Cyril opened his arms kindly, He made a gentlemanly welcome gesture, but his eyes flashed with a strange and joyful light, "Is there any guest who is willing to be the first to volunteer to try?"

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The audience was silent, except for Wei Tiantian's coquettish and soft weeping, the others didn't dare to make a sound and just looked at each other.

And Shen Mubai stayed among the crowd, always expressionless, neither happy nor sad, seeing that point of height from top to bottom, he thought that he could actually fly around the wall without the troublesome rope, in fact, for him Words are not difficult.

In a dense and tense atmosphere, Cyril stretched out his hand with a smile, and pointed in one direction. Looking at the surprised eyes of the surrounding crowd, Shen Mubai pointed back at himself, looking calm.

"Me?" As he said, he was about to step forward.

"Oh no, no, I'm talking about the lady next to you." Cyril smiled gently, "This lady with pear blossoms and rain, please step forward."

Wei Tiantian was startled, she stood there and hiccupped.

"For why....it's me..."

"Girls who love to cry will not be very lucky!"

As Cyril said, several staff members beside him had set up Wei Tiantian, who was in a daze, and helped her to buckle up all the equipment skillfully. In the next second, Wei Tiantian, who was struggling in mid-air, didn't react. , suddenly lost support, and fell vertically along the rope with gravity!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh———" Wei Tiantian, who was hanging on the mountainside, was holding on to the rope tightly, and a sharp and high-pitched cry pierced everyone's eardrums in an instant, amazed countless birds, in the vast lush greenery For a long time in the jungle.

"Okay, so who will be the next one?"

Everyone involuntarily stepped back.

Mom, this person is not an invited "nanny", he is simply a ghost! !

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The reason for updating so late today is that I overslept. I was on the road for four hours yesterday, and I was exhausted when I came back. OTZ

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