The male god on the tip of the tongue

Before the start of the Little Star Chef International Competition, no one could have imagined that a boy who was only six or seven years old would overwhelm the crowd and reach the championship.

But now, the reality was clearly in front of them, but it was like a dream, which made almost all the audience stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help clapping their hands and sighing.

Netizens who had previously looked down upon this youngest contestant were all dazzled by the light shining from the gold trophy held in Shen Mubai's hands at this moment, it was so dazzling that it hurt eyes! QQ

"Ma Dan! I kneel down to this little genius!"

"Come here to report your arrival, begging the little male god to give you a slap in the face!"

"The baby cried faintly in the toilet! I will never bet with my friend again! I was abused and cried!"

"I waited until the awards were presented at the end to watch, silently and powerlessly supporting the wall...(___)ノ｜"

"Scared me to tears! What kind of evildoer is this [silently chewing on the keyboard/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~"

Many people who had underestimated Shen Mubai before, and even made insulting remarks on the Internet have now sacrificed their knees one after another. Even those who had just declared that they wanted to eat the live broadcast of the keyboard, now they have no choice but to come forward and beg to watch the excitement The people who eat melons forget the bad self they used to write, and promise that they will never be in the second grade in the future, make progress every day, and be a good person!

On the other side, Xue Lin's brain-damaged fans whose faces were swollen from beatings, judging from the situation, according to the urine nature of the brain-damaged fans, all kinds of ginseng attacks from shame and anger were inevitable, but what no one expected was that suddenly in the next moment The rumors spreading on the Internet made them who worked so hard to maintain their idols lose their positions in an instant, their own affairs were too busy, how could they manage other families!

In the past few years, the revelations about Xue Lin manipulating the navy professional black to smear his competitors suddenly popped up on the Internet like a goddess. Screenshots are also included.

All of a sudden, all the hot posts on major forums were full of negative rumors about him, and several insiders who did not want to be named added fuel and vinegar, and even the heroines of the incident came forward to say that they were deceived and deceived. True and false are mixed, rumors of the black hammer flying all over the sky still set off a big wave on the Internet, countless people booed Xue Lin immediately, and his image plummeted.

Faced with such an obviously premeditated plan, the brainless fans were naturally furious about it, and they were ready to fight back, but before they took action, a clear recording was like a bucket of cold water. In the next moment, even a fiery and struggling heart was frozen lifeless.

In the recording, a charming female voice giggled, and the two of them sounded ambiguously as if they were intimately stuck together: "Ah Lin, tell me, I am important to you, or are those fans important to you?" .”

"Of course it's you, my sweetheart." Xue Lin's deep male voice sounded like sweet coaxing, but also with a little carelessness, "What are those fans? Chasing after me, I come at any time when I invite them, and go away when I wave them away. To me, they are like domestic puppies, not worth mentioning."

The woman seemed to be satisfied with laughing for a while, and then sticky and tender with the man for a while, and said some love words full of sour smell, and the recording ended here.

All the fans who were still planning to fight for Xue Rin in various battles on the Internet fell into a strange silence after hearing this extremely clear recording.

Others can say that they cannot recognize who the owner of this voice is, but as fans who have worked hard for their idols day and night, they are like a mirror in their hearts-this voice that is so familiar that it cannot be more familiar There is no doubt that it is Xue Lin.

How strong was the love in the past, and how deep is the hatred now.

Xue Lin, who was still in a hurry to find public relations to quell all kinds of revelations on the Internet, was scolded bloody by the angry extreme fans!

"It turns out that Xue Rin has always been like this! Count me as blind! I fell in love with you!"

"My mother has been a fan for two years and now she has a hot chicken! If I knew this, why didn't I go to the ophthalmologist everywhere!?"

"It's the first time in my life that someone called me a dog. In return, I want to call the spicy chicken Xue a dog!"

......

Now, even Xue Lin's officially certified president of the support club has completely turned into a black fan, cleared all the previous scarves, and took the lead in all kinds of satire and insults on the idol who was once loved and loved, which made everyone who heard it feel sad , Those who see it sympathize.All the brainless fans were tearing at each other fiercely like tigers. Seeing this scene, even Xue Rin's gangsters stopped in their tracks, thinking that their existence was superfluous, so they simply stopped meddling in their own business.

Well, the sins committed by idols, let the fans close their doors and take care of them at home.

Let's not get involved!

Without the defense of the fans, and no navy company dared to accept his business, Xue Lin's current situation can be described as besieged on all sides. The ginseng attacks he received in this hour can simply go around the world ten times, and the people who scolded him The saliva spewing out of his mouth could almost drown him as an adult. The agent and the public relations team were so anxious that they felt like ants on the hot pot. Unfortunately, no matter how hard they tried, the trend of decline was still unstoppable.

Xue Lin's hands and feet were cold, as if he had had a nightmare, and it took him a long time to realize it. When he saw a few bloody letters on the computer in the studio, composed of "GameOver", he realized that no matter how much he paid There is no way to recover the money after all.

His way of acting in the entertainment industry is like dominoes that have been overturned layer by layer, all of which have been destroyed once!

On the other side, Shen Mubai, who won the final trophy, looked at the camera calmly, bathed in the glare and bright flashing lights from time to time, when faced with the host's excited questions, his indifferent expression was just like the happy host The sharp contrast is cute, and it is especially unique in the laughter, becoming the most unsmiling little contestant among the previous Little Star Chef champions.

"My little white male god is just a capitalized JPG that can't laugh. Dear, are you really self-willed 23333!"

"Zukai upstairs, I spoiled the little male god~ I also spoiled self-willedness!"

"As a fan, I'm really honored. Little white male god, is it really okay for you to be so cold and cold? 23333 I like it! (*/ω＼*)"

......

But in the eyes of the host——

It's more than serious, it's almost freezing into ice, okay!

The host tried hard to put on a perfect smile, feeling so embarrassed that the corners of his mouth were frozen.

This child has a high and cold temper, I'm shrinking from you, you will easily suffer in the future if you do this, and you will easily lose the female ticket, okay!

man!It is to talk and laugh humorously at the right time!There is no market for stuffy gourds, okay?

Sneaking a sneaky glance at Shen Mubai, his eyes unconsciously stayed on his delicate and handsome face, the host sighed again - well, you have a good face, you are not afraid. ==

Just when the host thought that he couldn't type out half a sentence of his acceptance speech, Shen Mubai blinked his dark eyes, his fair face slightly raised, and took the initiative to answer the host's words rarely.

Okay, you look good, you say it first, I'm ugly, I shut up first...

"After winning the award, what do you want to do the most..." Shen Mubai paused, then said calmly, "I...just want to sing now."

The face of the host who had nothing to love in his life suddenly became radiant, and he raised his shining eyes as if returning to the light, and thought: I have a mother~ Little gourd, you finally know how to liven up the atmosphere?

Children can be taught!Children can be taught!It seems that it is not too cold to have nowhere to save.

But after being happy, the host inevitably felt a little flustered. For some reason, he vaguely felt that when Shen Mubai proposed this idea, he just wanted to refute his original statement that he lacked talent.In fact, this child is quite small-minded, at least he remembers grudges very well!

The mousse who watched the live broadcast saw this, all of them were looking forward to this, thinking that the little male god is an all-round genius, although he has never heard him sing, but it must be very good!After all, although the voice of the little white male god still has the softness of a child, his enunciation is clear, his articulation is as standard as that of an announcer, and he has a sense of sobriety. He is so capable at such a young age!

Such a great voice!If you can open your mouth and sing, it will definitely be the sound of nature!

In order to hear the wonderful music, many viewers in front of the screen turned off the external speakers of the computer and put on the earphones directly, preparing for a thorough baptism of mind and body, and a beautiful feeling.

When Shen Mubai picked up the microphone and sang under the eager attention of everyone.

Almost everyone is wondering - is my earphone broken? !

What can only be heard floating in the stereo is not the beautiful child's voice of nature, but a series of songs that are completely out of tune and cobbled together, with a tsunami-like destructive nature like the death of jade and stone!

It was shocking and weeping ghosts and gods!Ah, I feel like I'm being hollowed out all the time!

What sirens!What a mermaid elf!It's all spicy chicken!Nothing can compare to our family's little white male god!

Swallowing a mouthful of blood in their throats silently, the netizens who were excited to put on their headphones a moment ago, at this moment really wish to turn back the time and how low they can turn their speakers!Just how small!

The author has something to say:

Everyone asks for money to sing, but the little man sings!That's terrible! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"Unity is strength, unity is strength, this strength is iron, this strength is strength, the nose sticks to Haiying, and the anus is closed to Haiqiang..."

Looking at Shen Mubai on the screen with a serious face, he sang a red song full of positive energy. All the audience were like a famous painting of "Scream" in capital letters and swinging, and they were even a little unclear. The foreign netizen of this song, which is well-known in China and is well-known among the people, stupidly began to ask: "What ancient spell is this kid singing, it is indeed very effective for the dizziness and headache of the elderly at home. "

Not only is it curative, it actually chokes the nose and eyes, cleanses the stomach and expels internal toxins!

After a song was over, the audience all let out a sigh of relief, and finally let out a sigh of relief. They almost thought that they would be here for the rest of their lives——

However, before their tortured nerves could recover completely, Shen Mubai, who was feeling a little bit sung, looked around the crowd who almost fell to the ground, slightly surprised, and decided to pick up the microphone with a blank face, and said lightly Said: "This song is just the beginning, the next song I plan to do is the coolest folk song that has become popular all over the world..."

Everyone almost vomited three liters of blood in unison, and almost stretched out Erkang's hand, slipped and knelt down on the flat ground, and then shouted loudly: "Don't ah ah ah—"

It's crazy!Please don't go on! [Scary JPG.]

You want to promise Ziwei the same way you promise me! ! !

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I'm telling the truth!In the next chapter or the next chapter, Xiaobai will grow up, and the cute childhood is gone forever, and I can no longer write about the baby's fat bun face [crying~

I think I'm really awesome, I wrote 60 chapters when I wrote about my childhood hehehe~

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I love you guys~

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