The male god on the tip of the tongue

In the past two days, because the young players from Huaxia have won No.1 in the first and second rounds twice in a row, on the day of the last round of the competition, almost all the young players from other national teams, They all regard the Huaxia National team, which seems to have a chance of winning, as the strongest and most powerful competitor.

Especially the little kid Shen Mubai, who was still holding a piece of corn bun and gnawed on it, his baby's fat little face trembled slightly with the chewing movement, he looked harmless to humans and animals , but actually it is the existence that cannot be underestimated the most.

The teenagers who underestimated Xiaopenyu because of their age do not dare to take it lightly anymore, thinking that these cute appearances are all illusions!

It's all hypocrisy!It's all a trick!

All are fake!It's a cute special effect!

After all, after finally breaking through the siege and coming to the final round, everyone wants to make a comeback, so now everyone looks like an undercover spy, and everyone looks like a hostile element with hidden evil intentions!

Facing the malicious or suspicious gazes of the crowd, Shen Mubai swallowed the last bite of the cake very calmly.

Facing the host's enthusiastic question about why he ate cleanly before the competition, he replied very seriously and righteously: "There is a poem in Huaxia that is good, hoe At noon on the day of the harvest, sweat drips down to the soil, who knows that every grain of Chinese food is hard. My mother taught me to cherish every bit and every drop of gifts from heaven. Saving is the source of beauty, and waste is all evil. things."

The principle on his life path is very clear and clear-no matter when and where, never waste a morsel of food!

It was so bright and awe-inspiring, as if a five-star red flag was slowly fluttering in the wind above Shen Mubai's head. This scene immediately made many older audiences fall in love with this little young man. Most of them noticed this kid because of his delicate appearance. But I didn't expect that under the cute appearance, there is a heart towards the red and the sun. Shen Mubai's upright and dignified posture is just like a small cadre in the class of 90/[-]s, with a strong sense of the times. But strangely, it greatly added points in the eyes of many elderly people!

It's really - it's been a long time since I saw such a pure and innocent child full of righteousness!

There is no such thing as a small cadre who is alive and well!

It has completely awakened the red youthful memories of our older generation!

The thoughts of the older generation of audience are as pure and transparent as white paper, but the younger generation is from the superficial YY to the essence, driving the train with their minds full, and everywhere they go is full of filthy noises, pornographic and violent. Even more powerful!

"Hey~ It's noon on the day of hoeing~ Hehehe, I didn't hear anything~"

"Oh heh heh heh heh heh, sweat dripping down the soil, it's so visual~[shy]"

"Ma Ma said next to me that this kid is really a young cadre with roots, and I evoked a **** smile :)"

"I'm guilty! I'm ashamed! The little male god is so pure and innocent! The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I are thousands of miles apart, but that you are bright red like a red flag, and I am stained by this filthy world." yellow!"

"For a pure little male god! I'm too nasty!"

......

It's just a pity that only Chinese people can understand the subtlety of the profound Chinese language.

Shen Mubai was bored, flipped through the websites on the free WiFi network in the system, blinked his big black eyes in ignorance, and then quickly searched on the almighty Du Niang, and suddenly understood There are various reasons for hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.

People in this world really have a rich sense of humor and full of brain power.Especially some girls with unrestrained thinking, once they let themselves go, they will be so dirty that there is no lower limit and no integrity, which is really eye-opening and amazing.

I just couldn't see it!

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The last round of the competition is a real duel, limited to one hour, through the ingredients and seasonings randomly assigned to each person by the program group, to make the best of the contestants themselves, with their own national characteristics dishes.However, it is different from the regular duels. This time, the competition cabinets are placed in a one-on-one style, and every two contestants cook face to face, and they can cook with each other except that the ingredients of the contestants’ national characteristics cannot be moved. Choose to take one or more ingredients or ingredients from the opponent.

As the so-called equivalent exchange, as much as you take from others, others have the right to take away the same amount of things.

This move is going to be ruthless, very ruthless, very ruthless!

It can instantly intensify the conflict between the two parties, and even trigger a fierce battle between the players!

This is a program group that is very pursuing the quality and impact of the program. After some careful consideration, it came up with a wonderful trick!

Shen Mubai walked to the position assigned to him by the program group, raised his eyes lightly, and sure enough——the young man on the opposite side who sneered and let out a snort, was arrogant and arrogant. The little bitch who wants to target Shen Mubai everywhere, Jin Haoan from Ximi Country.

I saw Jin Hao'an raised a mocking smile as if he was very prepared, the disdain in his eyes seemed to be turned into reality, and he slashed towards Shen Mubai like a flying knife.

However, the latter is not Zhan Wuzai who was stabbed casually by the eye knife. It is simply that the nerves are as thick as thighs. A small grapefruit attracted attention.

I saw Shen Mubai skillfully wielding the small knife in his hand immediately, and the surface of the knife perfectly turned into a beautiful and neat arc under the palm of his hand.

In the next second, Jin Hao'an only saw an afterimage of the knife light in front of his eyes, and after a few seconds of the sound of breaking wind, the thick skin of the fresh grapefruit was immediately peeled off, like a flower petal blooming Generally, pieces of pomelo petals fall down and spread out in eight equal parts. The reddish juice glows with a moist and charming color under the light, and there is a slightly pungent fragrance of pomelo peel. It spread out in an instant, almost filling the entire playing field.

It was the first time for many netizens on the external network to see Shen Mubai's superb knife skills so clearly, and they couldn't help sighing in unison!

Especially in many countries, there is no concept of knife skills. Even if there are not many chefs who are good at using knives, they can play with a knife so smoothly and artistically like Shen Mubai Sensational, almost none!

In this room, the old god is here, Shen Mubai, who is detached from things, perfectly ignores Jin Haoan who is staring at him, picks up a piece of grapefruit and puts it in his mouth——

acid!Really sour!

Shen Mubai couldn't help frowning slightly, his expression seemed to have taken a bitter medicine, the taste buds on the tip of his tongue were stimulated by the strong sour taste and almost curled up, almost couldn't hold back the sour tears.

And this performance, in the eyes of the arrogant Jin Haoan, is that Shen Mubai is facing fierce competition, and his mental ability to bear is not good, and he is starting to retreat, and even uses acid to numb himself, don't think he can't understand this The little guy was thinking about Xiao Jiujiu in his heart.

Sure enough, the genius child chefs in China are all touted paper tigers.Thinking ironically, Jin Hao'an stretched out his hand, laughed maliciously, and brought over the only bottle of cooking oil in front of Shen Mubai under the eyes of everyone.

"It is said that Chinese people do not only stir-fry, but also deep-fry. I want to see what kind of dishes you can cook without oil." Shen Mubai, who had a calm face in front of him, thought about when his calm and plain appearance would be completely broken.

Regarding Jin Haoan's malicious action, the audience in Huaxia immediately exploded collectively. The screen turned to Jin Haoan smiling triumphantly, and more audiences here were completely laughed out of anger— —

"Huaxia people do not only stir-fry, but also deep-fry. As a Huaxia person, I am really confused."

"Simi people who only have kimchi, actually say that we can fry it besides frying? What a shame [doge][doge]"

"Oh my god, we don't leave any oil and water for us, so scary!"

"Don't say that we only know how to fry and fry, the whole universe is your Smecta, let's not argue~ hehe"

"Mom said, our recipes tonight are Roasted Chicken in Lotus Leaf, Stuffed Meat with Bitter Gourd, Pearl Ball Soup, Beef with Scallions and Cumin, Cold Bamboo Shoots, Ice Carp Jelly, Black Pepper Pork Ribs... Oh, as only Chinese people who know how to fry and stir-fry, I'm so scared~"

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Different from the mentality of "I'm so angry but I still have to keep smiling" of most of the audience, Shen Mubai raised his head very calmly when he heard the words, and after a while, he said "Oh" very calmly, showing a panicked look. No, on the contrary, it was as calm as a lake with no ripples.

It seemed that what Jin Haoan took away was not the only bottle of cooking oil, but a bottle of tap water.

"Then, in exchange, I can also take something from him, right?" Shen Mubai asked the photographer beside him blankly, and the photographer behind the camera was stared at by his clear and lingling eyes. Suddenly there was a thump in my heart, I could only smile and nodded, and then made a grabbing movement.

Shen Mubai immediately understood, and under Jin Haoan's slightly nervous expression, he slowly reached out and took away a box of hot sauce.

Jin Haoan originally only had a slightly nervous expression, but now it suddenly turned into a mournful expression as if he had lost all his wealth!

The author has something to say:

- This little guy!What is bad choice? !The choice is hot sauce!

powerful!Useless hot sauce!

Jin Haoan was filled with grief, as if he had lost his right hand and right arm!

So he was very upset and complained to the judges: "Didn't the rules of this round say that it is not allowed to take ingredients unique to the contestant's country? Shen Mubai committed a foul!"

Before the judges could make a sound, Shen Mubai who was standing aside said quietly: "Spicy sauce is unique to the Ximi country? This is to say, where do you put the hot sauce made by people in the Yanbian area of ​​our country?"

As he said, he opened the box, sniffed the ball of red hot sauce, and said, "It tastes exactly the same, is this considered unique? Oh, the current 'special' is really cheap, just open your mouth, Just open your mouth."

Jin Haoan's face turned red with anger. The judges said that this situation is really not "unique". , so the lost chili sauce bird never came back, and Jin Haoan, who had originally planned to show a series of dishes made of chili sauce in the competition, had to re-plan.

This bad breath can only be swallowed into the stomach with knocked out teeth, and the bitter water cannot be poured out.

But thinking that Shen Mubai can't get anything good, maybe he can't even cook the food, thinking this way, Jin Hao'an, who was originally in a rather disappointed mood, suddenly became happy, just waiting to see Shen Mubai make a big fool of himself!

However, Shen Mubai here was extremely calm, cut off a large piece of fat meat, diced it and put it in a hot pan, then glanced at Jin Haoan as if looking at a mentally handicapped child, and sympathized with his low IQ shook his head.

This person, with a sinister smile, as if he had a chance to win, is also very strange.

After cooking for so many years, doesn't he know that oil can be refined?

It's really because of the lack of thinking hall.

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