The male god on the tip of the tongue

Jin Haoan couldn't help but look at the row of judges at the table, three of them exchanged glances with him, nodded and smiled in agreement.

"Rules are dead, but people are alive. We said that this proposal is very interesting, and we deeply agree. I don't know the others..."

"Oh, it's really interesting. Some people are confident that they can use these ingredients to make good dishes. Why don't you let this little pot have a try?"

"I also agree to agree..."

On the other side, the other four Huaxia players who were inadvertently covered by Shen Mubai were even more moved. Even Deng Bin, who was usually the least emotional, stared at him with deep eyes for a long time, before becoming obscure Open your mouth.

"Shen Mubai, in fact, you don't have to do this for me...I..." Deng Bin raised his head, moved his lips, his eyes burst out with emotion, as if tears were about to burst out of his eyes .

What a great spirit of dedication!I was so moved to cry!

"..." Shen Mubai looked at him with crazy eyes.

Who does it for you, don't feel too good about yourself.

He expressed strong contempt for such narcissistic behavior.

On this side, the little fat man also rushed over with a whimper: "Wow! Brother!!!" Shen Mubai, who was a bit of a cleanliness, swung his palm away immediately, full of disgust!

"I understand you! You are a solid heart! You don't want us to appreciate you so much, so you pretend to be cold!"

The little fat man kept crying with emotion, and his fat little body trembled because of the choking, "Actually, your heart is hotter than anyone else! There is a passionate volcano under the iceberg! No amount of praise and eulogy can It’s false! I understand it all! Don’t talk anymore! Don’t explain anymore! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

Shen Mubai wrote "Damn's mentally retarded" all over his face, thinking what the hell do you understand?

Young people are easily emotional, not calm at all, and it's annoying.

As everyone knows, on the live video sites around the world, there are a lot of foreign netizens who are immediately moved by Shen Mubai's dedication of "sacrificing oneself for others".

Many girls full of emotions were crying bitter tears of sympathy for this exquisite and mature and lovely kid from Huaxia, as if they already had a premonition that this kid would be brutally eliminated.

"Oh poor kid, he is so innocent and cute, I really don't want him to be eliminated so soon~"

"╮(￣▽￣")╭Hey, I'd better take this beautiful child as a cute opening mascot, after all, I shouldn't survive the first session~"

"Is it really going to end so soon? I want to see more interactions between him and my Prince Nicholas~"

"Although he is just a child, the insane program crew said that he will never let him go LOL~"

......

Soon, the distribution of the ingredients had been drawn, and the other four Huaxia contestants were not so unlucky as to get preserved eggs. Even though they felt ashamed, they still breathed a sigh of relief.

On the other side, only two low cries of pain were heard from the field.

"Oh no! God!"

I saw a player from the Rotten Country and a player from the Meiden Country who unfortunately won the legendary Hell Devil Egg. Their faces were instantly pale, ashen, and tears were about to come out of their eyes. They could no longer ignite their fighting spirit to advance.

The players on the same team stepped forward to comfort each other. Those who hugged and patted their shoulders all had extremely painful expressions, as if they were about to face parting.

Shen Mubai tilted his head speechlessly, wondering if it's that exaggerated?But it's just a preserved egg.

He really likes to eat preserved eggs. When they were younger, Grandpa Shen and Mother Shen liked to pickle preserved eggs at home.Clean the smooth and round duck eggs, put them one by one into the special mud and roll them around, put them one by one into a large tank and cover them, take them out after more than a month to wash off the mud, and when the time comes, add hot water. When the water is slightly boiled, you can enjoy the deliciousness brought by the marinade over time.

Shen Mubai has always believed that many people don't understand the unique beauty of preserved eggs, and they don't have a tongue that is good at discovering deliciousness.

This is really a terrible thing. Without the surrounding of delicious food, how much meaning can there be left in life!

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When the whistle of the game timing started to blow, all the young players present started to move their hands, and the tense atmosphere suddenly spread from the scene. When everyone was anxiously busy, only Shen Mubai had a look on his face. Calmly dragging his cheeks, his height is still too short for a large group of teenagers in their teens. His two white arms like lotus root joints are propped on the table, and a pair of small black and white eyes are solemnly hanging down. , staring at the few preserved eggs on the table in front of him, silently dazed.

Except for slowly adding rice and water to cook a pot of white porridge, he did not move at all.

The leisurely one seems to be a bystander who stays out of the matter.

There is a saying that the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuchs are in a hurry. When Shen Mubai was still in a state of mind-wandering, the barrage on Huaxia's domestic video sites was extremely anxious.

"During the game, I actually initiated a daze! It's simply capricious BOYQAQ"

"What's wrong with my white male god? Why is he so dazed? I look so impatient!"

"I was so scared that I immediately restarted the computer. I thought my video card was broken!"

"Why is my Baibai male god's painting style so different, everyone else is a GIF, but you are a still JPG.?"

"Does the little white male god want to give us a chance to take good screenshots! I took a lot of screenshots, and added a screen by the way~"

"Don't be in a daze ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

......

Time passed by minute by minute, and half of the deadline for the first session had passed. The other contestants were so busy that they were cooking in full swing. Shen Mubai's side had not peeled the shells except for a few Preserved eggs, or preserved eggs.

A desperate preserved egg...

Many netizens on the Internet have also lost interest in this kid who has been standing still like a statue. Even the camera that followed and recorded the whole game has lost patience with this maverick kid, and turned the camera Turning to other players, especially the highly anticipated young Nicholas who has a large number of fans all over the world.

I saw that Nicholas handled the fat and fresh frogs one by one with ease, cut off the meaty and tender legs, added seasoning spices to marinate them, and fried them slightly on a flat pan.

The butter in the pot sizzled and made a slight crackling sound. As the leg meat gradually matured, the heat rose from the bottom to the top, and then turned over, one layer was fried until slightly golden. The scorched noodles were flipped over, and it was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and the taste must be very good.

When Nicholas's first dish was about to be ready, Shen Mubai, who had been "on hold" for a long time, finally moved his small body. Just as many netizens were expecting him to make an earth-shattering move, the former just stretched his body. Arm, yawned a big, and then muttered something.

"This board is so hard that my hands are numb from sleeping."

It's been almost 10 minutes since I co-authored it, and you are sleeping!

Race time, race against time, actually use it to sleep? !

WTF?

What a crime!

If the complaints can be turned into water, then Shen Mubai will probably be completely submerged by a vast ocean, so that his shadow can't be seen anymore.

But after stretching for a while, he stood up slowly, straightened up, and began to walk slowly to the vegetable picking area to pick out the ingredients he needed.

As a patient with mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, he dawdled for a long time looking at the dazzling array of food, just like the vegetable picking area of ​​a supermarket shelf.

Don't waste time in this kind of place!Time waits for no one!Er Kang hand!

It took seven or eight minutes to pick out a dish, and many of the mousse were so worried that their hair was gray, and they could not wait to replace it with others. They were so busy, they grabbed a few vegetables and moved them to his countertop!

hurry up!up!

After finally choosing the ingredients, Shen Mubai leisurely returned to his seat, cleaned and prepared all the ingredients to be used, he picked up a knife, the blade was so sharp that it could even reflect the cold light.

I don't know why, when he picked up the knife, even his lazy eyes suddenly became sharp and energetic, sharp and powerful, as if—— a completely different person!

In the next second, a more awe-inspiring and shocking scene appeared, the blade in Shen Mubai's hands was suddenly turned around as if performing acrobatics, and then, the blade was facing downwards with a flash of cold light, and there was a sound of swoosh, shattering the wind, The big knife under Shen Mubai's hand quickly left only a murderous afterimage.

That was Xinyue's knife, and it was out of control from now on!

The audience in front of the screen didn't even see how he did it. The clusters of cut ingredients fell into a white porcelain plate, and they were arranged neatly and orderly.

Just like the special effects of the magic chef in the movie and anime!

This child seems to be possessed by something incredible!It seems that the whole body is shining with bright golden light!

White sliced ​​mushrooms, thin shredded ginger, emerald green onions, milky white oysters... the whole thing is like a work of art, and the color matching and weight control are very elegant.

Crack a few raw eggs into a bowl and stir them evenly. A few boiled salted duck eggs were also peeled off their shells, cut into evenly sized pieces with preserved preserved eggs, and put together.

The white salted duck eggs and the dark preserved eggs are put together, it looks like black and white, there is a sense of absurdity of abstract realism.

It must have tasted pretty ridiculous too.

Many viewers of Crooked Nuts said that even though this cooking method looks powerful, they still want to skip the cooking process of Shen Mubai, just because the specific bad image of preserved eggs in their minds is indelible!

Whenever the camera is aimed at the dark preserved egg, across a screen, many crooked nut audiences who have tasted the taste of preserved egg in their youth seem to be able to smell the strange and unpleasant alkali at the tip of their noses The taste, the taste is so sour!

In an instant, you can extract the bad deeds buried deep in your memory, and then give you a critical blow of love.

It's a pity that the cameras of the program group are particularly fond of this cute-looking, unashamed Chinese kid. Apart from Nicholas, who is the most popular, Shen Mubai is the one who shoots the most frequently.

I have to say that this world is really a world of appearances. If Shen Mubai's appearance in this life is not so amazing, who would ignore you if you are just a passerby?

In fact, my little male god can rely on his face for a living, the mousse thought with great pride in their hearts.

When the camera turned to Shen Mubai again from other places, he opened the small steamer calmly and filled a large pot of porridge, and finally loaded a large dish of vegetables from the pot. He suddenly woke up from the cloud and mist, and his face completely turned into a runaway expression of "you must be kidding me".

Ah, who am I?where am i what am i doing...

etc!What happened in the past ten minutes? ! w(?Д?)w

A full three courses...

This is so fast!

Kid, you are simply a fortress!

The author has something to say: ~About anti-theft, I actually don’t want to, after all, copying lyrics is very tiring (no wonder!) So try it today without brainwashing and see the effect

Today I harvested a lot of thunder from local tyrants, thank you!

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