The male god on the tip of the tongue

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The Little Star Chef International Competition officially kicked off today, and many outstanding little chefs from all over the world gathered here just to win the final championship.

The competition is divided into three days, each day is divided into one round, and each round has a different competition system. The only constant theme is the survival of the fittest. Unlike previous competitions, this time standing at the top of the international competition, the rules of elimination and pending resurrection are banned .

If you are unfortunately out of a certain stage, it means that you will no longer have a chance for the top three awards.

If you want to win the top three throne, what you need is not only superb cooking skills, but more importantly, a strong heart that can withstand the sudden overwhelming pressure in the competition!

"Little Star Chef" is already a popular culinary reality show in foreign countries, and has accumulated a lot of popularity, but there has never been an international competition held in such a hurry as it is now. It can be said that this competition, It is equivalent to inviting all the champions of the previous seasons at once, and the level of competition is not insignificant.

Because the competition was broadcast live throughout the entire process, before the competition started, there were a lot of program fans leaving messages in front of the screen.

"I was still at work staring at the boss and watching the video, I was scared and excited ヾ(o)ヾ"

"I've been licking my little white male god's face the whole time! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"This international competition is simply a feast! The champions of Maiden Country, Big Rot Country, and Small Island Country from the previous seasons are here! The rush is very intense! It's very exciting! The appearance is also beautiful~(ˉ﹃ˉ )”

"My marriage to the little prince Nicholas~ Oh, I like the young boy with such aloof personality the most, my first love!"

"I'm the face-shielding squad of the little white male god! The little male god is mine and you are not allowed to peep!"

......

The host of the show is a very cheerful and humorous middle-aged man, because the time has not yet reached the stipulated time for the competition, so he intends to take advantage of the enthusiasm brought by the famous singer's appearance on stage and sing songs before it has completely faded away. A young contestant, please come on stage and give an introduction one by one. His eloquence is very good. When talking with the young contestants, he will often come up with some funny stalks, which will make the audience laugh on the spot or in front of the screen.

After the previous young contestant showed his proud singing voice, the host applauded with dignity, and then turned his attention to Shen Mubai who was standing aside.

In fact, he has noticed this beautiful child for a long time~

Holding the microphone in his hand, the host asked with a smile: "Oh, this handsome guy from China, do you have any talents you want to show us before the official competition?"

"Talent, defined as a general term for unique talents." Shen Mubai really didn't have a concrete concept of the word "talent", so after thinking for a long time, he raised his head and said: "Then, I study very well, Does this count as a 'talent'?"

"Honey, what do you mean specifically, addition and subtraction within one hundred?" The host joked in good faith, not paying attention to a child's serious and childlike language, "Oh, you It’s really cute! Well, this is indeed a solid content that you should learn at your age, at least it’s much better than when I was only five or six years old and could only count how many ducks I swam.”

"No." Shen Mubai took off the translation earphones beside his ears calmly, and then he blurted out in standard and fluent Maiden Mandarin, "I can communicate with you in Maiden Mandarin without any obstacles, but But you can't talk to me fluently in Chinese, this is the difference, haha."

host:......

At the same time, the bullet screens on the Huaxia Video website were suddenly swiped by netizens. At a glance, they were all neatly arranged and full of ironic "hehe".

"To be honest, if you want to learn the profound and profound Chinese language, it's a long way to go. Hehe~"

"My white male god smiled evilly: Hehe, you stupid humans. (￣_,￣)"

"Little boy, compare your studies with me, compare your talents with me? Hehe. Walk in formation behind~"

"Little male god: I didn't say that, everyone here is all hot chicken. Hehe"

"Shabi, you're scared~ Hehehe~"

"I'm afraid you don't know, my teacher scolded me: this kid only knows how to indulge in study. Hehe~"

"Hehehehehehehehe..."

The host was stunned for a moment, and he never expected that the child's Maiden Mandarin was so fluent and clear, and his pronunciation was comparable to the best Maiden Mandarin broadcaster.

Just when he was surprised by Shen Mubai's powerful language talent, he found that the latter was already speaking extremely fluent Lanxi, and started talking with the Lanxi player Nicholas on the other side as if no one was there.

What?Kid, are you kidding me? !

The host was so startled that his jaw dropped. Although he had never eaten pork, he had seen pigs run away. Seeing Shen Mubai and Nicholas loving each other and communicating harmoniously, he didn't feel sluggish at all, but relaxed It's as if you're speaking your own mother tongue.

What was more surprising than him was that there were many fans who regarded Shen Mubai as a little male god. It doesn't matter that the little idol is good at studying, but the language talent is so good that it is unbelievable. This fact made them explode immediately— —

"It's a fortress, my male god Baibai is actually so awesome. As an older young woman, I feel deeply guilty and ashamed of the hard work of cultivating my motherland for more than 20 years. Let's not talk about it, I'm going to read a book!"

"This little contestant made me feel so guilty for being a scumbag! Not to mention anything else, when it comes to Meiden Mandarin, I have learned it for more than ten years, but I can't compare with a five or six-year-old child paper. Branch to go!"

"He looks so good-looking, and he can cook so well, and now you tell us that my little white god is still a schoolmaster? Feel tired or not love_(:зゝ∠)_[Goodbye][Goodbye]"

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"Students are ashamed to be a mousse..."

"Don't say anything, let me apologize with death!"

......

It was not enough to set off the unanimous resentment and sadness of the scumbags, and even some rotten girls involuntarily ignited raging rotting souls in an instant at this seductive scene, and the blood of all wolves began to boil.

"Is this the only baby who thinks that Nicholas and Xiaobai are a good match~ Tell me I'm not alone!!"

"Gong X, a high-cold aristocrat with a paralyzed face and a beautiful face, is so touching! I like it!"

"Nonsense! My white male god is obviously Gong! Young Gong is good! Have you seen the sharp and disdainful eyes of my white male god! Full of domineering! Don't ignore it just because you are young!"

"I'm also standing in the middle of the year! My little white male god is the big boss. I'm domineering at a young age. Don't be too Hold! ˋ(°▽, °)(o(￣▽￣///"

"Wipe the nosebleed~ Is there any big fan who comes to write a fan, I will definitely support you all the way~"

"Great~~[Xiaobai's mythical beast] smashed a deep-water torpedo: My male god is mine! Fuck your Nicholas! Everyone give me a fuck! (ノ｀Д)ノ"

"Great~~[Xiaobai's mythical beast] smashed a deep-water torpedo: My male god is mine! Fuck your Nicholas! Everyone give me a fuck! (ノ｀Д)ノ"

"Great~~[Xiaobai's mythical beast] smashed a deep-water torpedo: My male god is mine! Fuck your Nicholas! Everyone give me a fuck! (ノ｀Д)ノ"

......

Just when everyone was dividing up the attack with great interest, a torpedo was posted one by one on the notice above the video.

A local tyrant named [Xiaobai's Mythical Beast] actually handed over the notice to a strong contractor.

Numerous rotten female netizens who were arguing about who attacked and who suffered were stunned for a moment by the announcements made with real soft girl coins, as if through a screen, they could feel how much this local tyrant The resentment and sorrow that want to be turned into reality seem to overflow from the back of the screen, like the world famous painting "The Scream".

What the hell, how rich and willful!

Wipe, wipe, wipe—convex (艹盘艺) You are amazing when you have money!

Well, it’s really amazing..._(:зゝ∠)_

So capricious... Even though many netizens have slander in their hearts, they really can't do anything to this big local tyrant!

At the same time, in a villa somewhere in the Huaxia Kingdom, a young man was typing on the keyboard angrily, watching the increasingly intense discussions on the video barrage, and almost smashing the keyboard ——

"What the hell?! I don't know what it means!" The young man bit his lips in grief and anger, and a pair of golden vertical pupils spurted out raging anger.

Burn burn burn!Not my race, all evil heretics burn!

He wouldn't admit that he was going crazy with jealousy now!So much so that the fierce flames in his eyes really turned into real flames, appearing out of thin air and burning up, almost scorching the LCD screen in front of him!

"Master, you can't wreak havoc in the house anymore. This week you burned out an air conditioner, a laptop, and a desk. A few days ago, you almost caused a fire. Police It’s hard for me to say the reason. You can’t say that you were excited and let it out when you sneezed. It’s very unscientific and unreasonable, isn’t it... Look at you, trapping is appropriate Control it carefully. It’s not good if it burns people, even if it burns kittens, puppies, flowers and grasses, it’s not good..."

The butler aunt proudly raised her face, thinking that her life principles had been fully passed on to Young Master Zhuang.

After rambling at the door for a long time, she barely got into the subject, "In short, you can't burn the last computer in the house, or I won't be able to explain it to Madam if she asks, ah, it's really... ...You are the same, young master, what is not good to burn, but I just pick up expensive ones. Well, the old woman just remembered that there is really no cheap ones in this house except toilet paper... "

Zhuang Yan was almost annoyed to death by this aunt, making his emotions wander on the verge of anger from time to time.

But this is the housekeeper who has watched him grow up all the way. Whenever she speaks a little harshly, the aunt will cry and feel wronged.

But just like Shen Mubai, he is habitually tolerant towards women, he doesn't like to see women cry, so for a while, there is really nothing he can do about him.

"Stop it," Zhuang Yan coldly stopped her rambling, "Book me a plane ticket to Angel City now, the sooner the better, I want to go out!"

The aunt glanced at the young master, dragged the floor, and reluctantly said: "Really, after those inconvenient days every month, I ran around here and there, going here and there for a while, thanks to my family. It’s a girl, very quiet, like a little padded jacket, don’t worry at all~”

"Then let your good daughter accompany me the whole time. Don't bother you!"

Zhuang Yan glanced at her with cold eyes, and the latter immediately closed her noisy mouth, obediently put down the mop, and silently went to book a plane ticket.

"Wait, Xiaobai." Zhuang Yan turned his head and looked at Shen Mubai in the video, his eager gaze seemed to burn and melt everything, "We meet in Angel City."

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We are the sea of ​​flowers in May, embracing the times with youth; we are the rising sun, igniting the future with life. The "May [-]th" torch aroused the awakening of the nation.The magnificent cause inspires us to carry forward the past and forge ahead.Glory, the Chinese Communist Youth League, glory, the Chinese Communist Youth League.Mother named us after **, and we started a new world.

We are the sea of ​​flowers in May, embracing the times with youth; we are the rising sun, igniting the future with life. The "May [-]th" torch aroused the awakening of the nation.The magnificent cause inspires us to carry forward the past and forge ahead.Glory, the Chinese Communist Youth League, glory, the Chinese Communist Youth League.Mother named us after **, and we started a new world.

We are the sea of ​​flowers in May, embracing the times with youth; we are the rising sun, igniting the future with life. The "May [-]th" torch aroused the awakening of the nation.The magnificent cause inspires us to carry forward the past and forge ahead.Glory, the Chinese Communist Youth League, glory, the Chinese Communist Youth League.Mother named us after **, and we started a new world.

We are the sea of ​​flowers in May, embracing the times with youth; we are the rising sun, igniting the future with life. The "May [-]th" torch aroused the awakening of the nation.The magnificent cause inspires us to carry forward the past and forge ahead.Glory, the Chinese Communist Youth League, glory, the Chinese Communist Youth League.Mother named us after **, and we started a new world.

We are the sea of ​​flowers in May, embracing the times with youth; we are the rising sun, igniting the future with life. The "May [-]th" torch aroused the awakening of the nation.The magnificent cause inspires us to carry forward the past and forge ahead.Glory, the Chinese Communist Youth League, glory, the Chinese Communist Youth League.Mother named us after **, and we started a new world.

We are the sea of ​​flowers in May, embracing the times with youth; we are the rising sun, igniting the future with life. The "May [-]th" torch aroused the awakening of the nation.The magnificent cause inspires us to carry forward the past and forge ahead.Glory, the Chinese Communist Youth League, glory, the Chinese Communist Youth League.Mother named us after **, and we started a new world.

We are the sea of ​​flowers in May, embracing the times with youth; we are the rising sun, igniting the future with life. The "May [-]th" torch aroused the awakening of the nation.The magnificent cause inspires us to carry forward the past and forge ahead.Glory, the Chinese Communist Youth League, glory, the Chinese Communist Youth League.Mother named us after **, and we started a new world.

We are the sea of ​​flowers in May, embracing the times with youth; we are the rising sun, igniting the future with life. The "May [-]th" torch aroused the awakening of the nation.The magnificent cause inspires us to carry forward the past and forge ahead.Glory, the Chinese Communist Youth League, glory, the Chinese Communist Youth League.Mother named us after **, and we started a new world.