The male god on the tip of the tongue

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【古道西风伴残阳】扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-06-0323:17:55

【S君】扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-06-0400:29:43

In high spirits today.Wanting to write a small night theater, I randomly selected a cute little reader:

"Today I personally prepared a supper for you." Shen Mubai crossed his arms, snorted coldly, tilted his head, and glanced at the girl opposite him: "Why, are you hungry now? Tsk, What a troublesome guy."

Mr. S silently covered his face, feeling that his voice was fluttering: "No, no! Don't underestimate me, okay!"

"Why are you blushing? I've prepared it for you a long time ago. Take your supper and eat it."

Shen Mubai took out a small bag of chocolate soft cookies from his bag expressionlessly, and threw it out as if he was extremely bored, but the force was not light or heavy, just like a bouquet received at a wedding, just right Throwing it into the arms of Mr. S.

"Ah!" Mr. S took the bag flattered, and thanked him in a low voice with a flushed face.

Shen Mubai coughed, and a slight blush appeared on his cheeks: "Thank you, but it's just my job, let me say it first, even if it's unpalatable, don't tell me!"

Mr. S smiled sweetly, then picked up a small piece of soft cookie and bit it down——

Soft cookies have a soft texture, as if they have just been soaked in thick chocolate, and they are firmer than soft cakes, but they can be easily bitten to the bottom, leaving complete tooth marks on the cut surface, fluffy and crispy Wrapping around the lips and tongue, the delicious taste of chocolate is long and long.

It's so delicious, I'm going to cry tears of happiness.

A piece of tissue was stretched out in front of him, Mr. S looked at Shen Mubai blankly: "Huh?"

"Your tears flowed out." Shen Mubai said in a still cold tone, "My mother said that under no circumstances should you make a girl cry. This is my fault. To make up for it, you can order an extra Shan, what do you want?"

Mr. S can't speak, his heart is so excited that he can't help himself: Happiness comes too fast and I can't accept it for a while! !

"I lost!"

Putting down the bowl, Zhong Kaile clenched his fists after finishing his porridge, and said to Shen Mubai, "I've lost this round for the time being, so I'll let you play this role first, anyway, I don't like it either!"

All crew members gave the little boy a strange look.

Directed by Director Guo, still "not interested" in works aimed at international awards?

Young master, you are so awesome, why don't you go to heaven?

Shen Mubai, who was eating seafood porridge, raised his head, the corners of his mouth were still stained with glistening porridge water, he tilted his head and said: "There is nothing to let, whether you let me or not, the role I want No one can snatch it, at least with you, it is impossible."

At any rate, this role is worth 3 yuan, so it must not be passed on to others.

Especially this kind of little local tyrant who is not short of money.

"Huh?" Zhong Kaile was already depressed, but when he heard these provocative words, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

"Are you as good-looking as I am? Has anyone ever praised you for being handsome?"

Zhong Kaile: ...What the hell--

"Do you have as many fans as my bib? The kind that begs to have a monkey every day?"

Zhong Kaile: Stop talking about it, I really want to beat someone...

Shen Mubai looked at him sympathetically, with rare pity in his eyes: "Look at you, your cooking skills are not as good as mine, your looks are not as good as mine, and you don't have any fans yet. How shameless you are to say 'let' me, you are a tease sent by a monkey What? Why, are you very upset and want to instigate someone to beat me up?"

Zhong Kaile: I'm so angry, but I still have to keep smiling!

"Children need to study more at a young age, and they always behave like bums, which insults the heroic demeanor of young pioneers." Shen Mubai imitated the tone of the school head teacher, and finally concluded, taking a look at Young Master Zhong by the way , with contempt in his eyes.

"I have a hundred ways to humiliate you, but you have nothing to do with me." Shen Mubai, who has been poisoned by Internet slang recently, said expressionlessly, "After all, you have nothing but money."

"Puff!" The surrounding staff members who seemed to be far away, but subconsciously observed the movement here, covered their mouths, but air leaked between their fingers.

I didn't expect that little friend Shen would really be serious when he taught people a lesson. He is like a miniature version of the teaching director with his poisonous mouth hahahaha!

Simply delightful!

In the end, young master Zhong still got into the private car surrounded by bodyguards, and left without a trace.

Before leaving, the young master whose confidence was severely bruised had red eyes, and suddenly turned around and shouted to the sky: "Shen Mubai, wait! I will come back again! QAQ"

The shouts resounded through the sky, showing his full determination.

Shen Mubai gnawed on a crab leg that was specially reserved for him, with his cheeks stuffed to the brim, he murmured speechlessly: "Children nowadays are really poisoned by Xi Baa Baa and Big Big Wolf, and they can't even speak well. gone."

Saying that, he climbed onto the high chair, took out a "Curly-Haired Samurai" manga from his bag, read it with relish while nibbling on the crab legs, and enjoyed it with his two short legs dangling on it. Reached a realm!

After eating and drinking, Director Guo Ze poured himself a cup of green tea, glanced at Shen Mubai, a few black lines fell on his forehead, and the villain in his heart couldn't help turning the table and complaining.

As if you are not a child!

Fifty steps laugh at a hundred steps, and the island country comics that I fancy are not so high!

After lunch time, it's time for the official photo shoot.

Because each actor's schedule is different, not everyone is as free as Shen Mubai and can take a few shots at any time, so among the leading actors, he is the only one present, but this does not hinder the photographer's enthusiasm at all.

"Crack!"

"Crack!"

"Crack!"

As bursts of white light flashed, the astonishment in the eyes of others deepened.

Because this kid is simply not too photogenic!

Almost every frame of the picture is like a work of art, and the expressiveness is simply terrifying!

Those ashen and indifferent eyes seemed to be covered with dusty black glass, and as he looked up once, the turbulent black sea became more and more deep and silent in an instant with the change of light and shadow, like a person who can take people's soul bottomless pit.Anyone who comes across this release will fall in their eyes.

The director and producer who stood aside to watch the progress of the filming were also slightly shocked.

Everyone knows that even if he is the hottest actor in the entertainment circle, he also had a period of youthful rookie period.

Facing the dark lens and professional shooting facilities, everyone will inevitably feel timid, shy, or nervous for the first time. It is common to get stuck once or twice, and no one will necessarily demand that newcomers go smoothly every time. OK again.

But Shen Mubai passed the shooting easily and perfectly, and even among all the photos, none of them needed to be retaken!

Because each one looks so good that you can't put it down, and even want to secretly pick a few to take home and treasure!

Could it be that this child's sense of camera and expressiveness are amazing skills, the so-called talent?

With such qualifications, it would be a pity not to enter the entertainment industry!What a big baby!

In fact, they didn't know that in Shen Mubai's still young child's body, the xinzi didn't know how old it was.

Shen Mubai was an NPC in his previous life. He faced countless players of all kinds. He had seen all kinds of strange things, and he often dealt with different people in different ways. ,Excuse me--

Don't talk about the older generation, just say that the young fresh meat of the younger generation in the entertainment industry are hot chickens in front of him. ╮(╯_╰)╭

"Okay! Perfect! Next, change the look!" The cameraman wiped his face and shouted in a refreshed manner.It's been a long time since I took a photo with fixed makeup so heartily.

This feeling of flying!It's like going back to the passionate years and months of secretly spying on ** models at the Art Academy next door more than ten years ago!

Makeup artist Kevin immediately ran straight in front of Shen Mubai at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, stretched his fingers, put on a serious face, and was ready to go.

"Do you want to comb your hair with bangs?" Seeing that the first thing Kevin messed with was not his own face, but the broken bangs that almost covered his eyelashes, he was still in high spirits, with a serious posture, Shen Mubai couldn't help asking, "The director said it was just a change of clothes..."

"What kind of aesthetics do those straight men have?!"

Kevin said excitedly, rolled his eyes, and moved his hands even more, "Listen to me, you are right, handsome pot! I can guarantee that I will make you look handsome~"

"Oh", since his hair hasn't been done for a long time anyway, Shen Mubai simply let the makeup artist go and fly by himself, while he dug out the manga and read it boredly.

I don't know how long it took, Shen Mubai, who was pushed into the fitting room by Kevin and changed, came out, amazed a lot of people.

If the Shen Mubai just now was a masterpiece of beauty in gloom, then the current him, wearing a clean and tidy baking apprentice uniform, with his bangs up, looks extremely stylish, and his temperament has suddenly changed from lifeless gloomy to sunny awe-inspiring.

That white uniform made him wear a sense of righteousness as a public servant!

Proper new and good student style!It really fits perfectly with the description of the hero's appearance in the novel.

Sure enough, bangs are a switch to switch temperament at will? !

It seems that I got a great skill!

As the makeup photos of the movie "Baking Boy" are released regularly one after another, the popularity on the Internet is also rising. Among them, the makeup photos of Xiao Fangqi played by Shen Mubai have aroused large-scale licking of the screen Activity.

Many netizens who were confused by their beauty came here touching Shen Mubai's scarf. These days, a huge number of fans have been added to the scarf.

But the pure beauty fans never imagined that the Shen Mubai they just had a crush on really doesn't rely on appearance alone for a living.

As a result, in the comment area of ​​the homepage, there was a large wave of reminder messages shouting for hunger and begging to be fed.

For such a result, the old mousse are no strangers to it.

#Everyday someone shouts hunger with me#

This wonderful experience is also a bit interesting.

It is better to be hungry alone than to be hungry alone. Adhering to this principle, the mousses are very happy in Amway.

The power of beauty is powerful, and at the same time, the power of food is also strong.

All of a sudden, Shen Mubai's personal popularity was comparable to the popularity of the male and female protagonists, and sometimes even vaguely surpassed them.

Because Shen Mubai's popularity has skyrocketed, the video he just uploaded recently to compete with the unknown Young Master Zhong also became popular along with it. The popularity of the fire was like withered grass and a prairie fire. tens of thousands.

After hearing the news, Zhong Kaile was so angry that he went to the house in two or three days, and now he finally understood the profound meaning of Shen Mubai's angry words of "you are helpless".

The thing that makes him most thankful now is - fortunately, his face has been coded!Otherwise, Zhong Kaile wouldn't be able to lose that face!

If you let grandpa know that he competed with others in private and lost shamefully...

The consequences are simply unimaginable!

"Shen Mubai..." Shen Mubai's cold and clear face appeared in front of his eyes, a thin layer of flush appeared on Zhong Kaile's neck, and he didn't know whether the blush on his face was from anger or shyness, he squeezed tightly She clenched her fist and gritted her teeth, "I, I must make you look good!"

"Ah Qiu—who is thinking of me?"

Suddenly sneezed, Shen Mubai supported his cheeks, and was boringly scrolling through the comments on the video on X Station, when suddenly, a thunderbolt hit him——

I saw big red characters floating on the bulletin board:

[Xiaobai's mythical beast] dropped a deep-water torpedo on [Shen Mubai]: The male god begged for a kiss (*￣3)(ε￣*)~Keep up and update~~Mommy!

No, it's not a big thunder, but...

Seeing the ten torpedoes brushed up on the bulletin board, Shen Mubai couldn't help opening his eyes slightly!

Ten torpedoes... a whole 1000 yuan soft girl coins...

Is this the so-called "being taken care of by local tyrants"?

It feels... pretty cool.