I kicked him again, and said angrily: "This will know and tell me to stop making trouble! Why did you go so early! Just say it!"

His eyes subconsciously glanced at Poyou Ping, who remained motionless by the side like a sculpture, occasionally giving me a few glances when the fat man spoke.I don't know if he understands what is a general attack and what is a small subject, but judging from his isolated hermit attributes, he probably doesn't even know anything about the Internet, let alone the language of Internet celebrities. The old man is completely irrelevant!

That's why I didn't get anxious with the fat man. Anyway, Boyouping couldn't understand it, so I was embarrassed.However, if Boyoufeng really wants to go back to Hangzhou to live with me someday, I don't mind teaching him these things, maybe we can have sex together in the future.I thought about the heroes in LOL, the sword hero's Mensao is quite suitable for him, what is the long night with only the sword as a companion, death is always with me like the wind, it is simply the game version of the boring oil bottle!

After thinking about it, my thoughts went astray. This day, I am afraid it will be a long time... The fat man didn't notice that I was distracted, and continued: "Fatty, let me start, I just feel wrong, but it's not easy to directly verify the real body, you In case the suspicion is wrong, your little glassy heart can't afford to be hurt, so I figured out a way, guess what it is?" He smiled and touched my foot.

I snapped back to my senses, "Ah? What!"

"Tsk, do you really listen carefully, brat! When the organization speaks, you must pay attention to it!!"

I sighed, not planning to talk to him, so I said, "Listen, keep going, don't stop."

The fat man gave me a blank look, and said: "At that time, I thought, if Wu Kailing is real, the only thing that can appear in this place is a baby corpse, so I took out the lollipop of Jingyu sister , prepare to fuck it, tell me, am I a genius!"

"Your genius sister, besides, you really like to eat this stuff, what if people want to eat meat! Second senior brother!" I was completely impressed by Fatty's logic, and it took only three seconds for him to be serious. Can come up with such an unreliable idea, "Also, isn't that lollipop a sacrifice? Why did you take it back again!"

The fat man chuckled twice, and said that he had been dead for so many years, and his stomach was rotten, so he wanted to enjoy something, and it would be nice to give it a smell!We are in short supply of food and grass, so we can't take advantage of those brats.

"Damn! When will you get rid of your philistine problems! No wonder the baby corpse is staring at us, and all the things are delivered to his mouth and his mother takes them back. It's no wonder people let you go!"

The fat man smiled.

But this time it really made him hit a blind cat with a dead mouse.As soon as the fake Wu Kailing saw the lollipop, he immediately switched modes, staring straight at the candy in the fat man's hand without blinking his eyes.In Fatty's words, it's almost like Zhu Bajie seeing his little daughter-in-law, and Duo Xiaokuai seeing Sora Aoi, and he almost went into battle with a gun.

The fat man couldn't help cursing inwardly, this guy has been molesting him just now, is it really because of this?

"What if I really want to eat it? You're so skeptical, so fucking rash!" I said.

The fat man gave me a blank look, "You don't know what you like! Fat man, I see that you haven't eaten much sweets in all these years, and you still have to stare at a few lollipops! You are not childish!"

I was taken aback, speechless for a moment, not knowing how to reply.

Indeed, after Pokerfing left, my living habits have changed a lot. In the past, sweet, spicy, oily and greasy, I didn’t care about how delicious it was, but now I basically don’t stick to it. Some are bland.This has something to do with my injury experience five years ago.After that injury, my physical condition was not as good as before. Whenever I touched something sweet, greasy, and oily, I would vomit and diarrhoea.My second uncle found a lot of famous doctors for this, but in the end it was just one sentence: heart disease needs heart medicine.It must have been uncomfortable at first, but then I gradually got used to it and didn't feel anything.

Thanks to Qi Yu's overt and covert coercion over the years, the food I eat has gradually become more diversified. Although I still mainly eat light food, I can eat some other flavors anyway.Every time he teases me and says that Mr. Wu Xiaosan has gone farther and farther on the road of bigu cultivating immortality, I will nod indisputably.The two tacitly avoided all topics about Poker Bottle, but there was a long silence after laughing.

Fortunately, my heart finally came back, and my sense of taste will slowly come back... The fat man glanced at me, and seeing that I didn't refute, he continued.

He said that at that time he was basically sure that Wu Kailing was a fake, but he didn't dare to do anything to this fake Wu Kailing.What he felt at the time was that the fake Wu Kailing took them to a place purposefully, and if they continued, they would probably fall into the same predicament as I encountered in Yingzhai before.But at that time, he couldn't be sure about my situation, whether I was alive or dead, and he didn't know where the fake Wu Kailing was hiding me.So after thinking twice, he decided to wait a little longer.

Fatty is such a fine person, he strikes up a conversation with Wang Jingyu from time to time, seemingly unintentionally, and secretly gives Poker Fing a few glances, Poker Fing doesn't answer him, but just nods.After all, the two of them were partners who had lived together and died together. Seeing Pokerfing like this, the fat man understood that Pokerfing should have known that Wu Kailing was a fake. He must have the same concerns if he didn't say anything.

In fact, Poker Bottle is more to determine whether it is a baby corpse or a group of people who created this illusion.

In the following time, things were rather calm and unusual. The fake Wu Kailing led them to find several places and went around, as if they were delaying time.The fat man lost his temper a little, and was about to ask Poker Fing if he wanted to do something, but Poker Fing let out a low growl, pushed the fat man aside, and drew out the black gold ancient knife to strike at the fake Wu Kailing.Only then did the fat man realize that the thing had unknowingly "transformed", revealing bloody fangs.If Pokerfing is one step late, his neck might be bitten off!

It really was the baby corpse that led them over!

"Damn it, it's so ugly!"

The fat man cursed, and immediately joined the battle regardless of Wang Jingyu's exclamation.

No matter how powerful the infant corpse was, it couldn't withstand the attacks of Fatty and Poker Face, so it was dealt with within a few rounds.The three of them looked at the green liquid flowing corpses on the ground, and were quietly waiting for the street to return to its original appearance. Suddenly, a piercing sound came, and the fat man shuddered uncontrollably, "What's the sound? You're in a panic!"

Pokerfing paused, his face changed suddenly, he yelled "Not good!", and ran towards the source of the sound. The fat man followed without saying a word, and he saw the most shocking scene he had ever seen in his life: Resident Evil 6!At that time, the street had been restored to its original appearance, and I was surrounded by a group of baby corpses, bloody and bloody!He subconsciously thought I was doomed.

Before he had time to feel emotional, Poker-Face killed him, and he couldn't stop him.With the attitude of collecting the corpse for me, the fat man gritted his teeth, settled Wang Jingyu, and rushed into the group of infant corpses.

The group of infant corpses immediately attracted attention and reduced their attacks on me. Thanks to this, I had a chance of surviving.But after all, unlike a baby corpse, when Poker Ping and Fatty found me, there was no good place on them, and I was completely unconscious.

The attack by the group of baby corpses is still going on, the fat man is obviously exhausted, but since Poker Fing found me, he seems to have lost his soul, the fat man has no choice but to shout: "Brother! If we don't think about it, we will all die! "

Poker-Face came back to his senses, handed me to the fat man, then took out the yellow talismans from his bag, his fingers were covered with blood, he waved on the talismans, and quickly placed the yellow talismans on the four sides after drawing the talismans. corner.The fat man was baffled, so he asked Poker-finger what he was going to do, but Poker-finger never answered him, and kept mumbling something.

The fat man had no choice but to remain silent. He believed that Poker-Face would not do useless things, especially when life and death were at stake.After a while, the fat man felt a warm current around him, and then the group of infant corpses began to riot, running around, and even killing each other. The cries of countless babies echoed around, as if they were enduring extreme pain.

Just as he was about to ask what happened, the yellow talismans at the four corners floated in mid-air with a "swoosh", and the fat man said "Fuck", and then he heard Poker Finger say: "All those who are fighting in front of the army are in the front line. !"

From then on, he opened the door to a new world, and his mother's Poker can do it!

Before he had time to marvel at Poker's new skills, a golden light flashed in front of his eyes, Poker-Fing immediately pushed him, hugged me along the way, and hurriedly said: "Go! The road has appeared!"

The fat man immediately came back to his senses, regardless of his skills, running is the most important thing!Then the group of people fled for their lives towards the zigzag intersection that finally appeared.

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