two die alone

A familiar sense of touch came, and my face ached rhythmically again.

The only difference is that the strength this time obviously has the posture of "see if I don't slap you to death bitch" in Qiong Yao's drama.How did you treat brother slag last time?call back.

Depend on!Isn't that nonsense?No matter who he is, call back first!

"Hey, have you been so cowardly that you can't distinguish between friends and foes?"

When he opened his eyes, he saw a gray ceiling, followed by a low-pitched voice...a wrist that was gripped to death and unable to exert strength.

"What's the matter with that regretful look in your eyes? Beat you!" He let go of my hand and looked around, "Speaking of... where is this place?"

...What do you mean where is this place!I've been dizzy for so long, what are you doing, how do I know!

Fortunately, I've gotten used to it, imitating him to look around, and answering him calmly: "The corridor."

"Aren't you talking nonsense? I have eyes to know this is a corridor!!"

At the end of the corridor came the sound of chaotic footsteps, mixed with shouts of "not here".I stood up and tiptoed my numb legs, making sure I could run a few more steps.

"But you have no brains."

"...Hey, don't run away by yourself! Do you still have humanity?"

"At this time, shouldn't you take out your sword and say coolly, you go first and I'll break it?"

"Who broke the queen?! Ah Yin, I was beeping all night!! How did I lose the queen?"

"Who is telling you dirty jokes!!"

"Hey, hello, are you guys going to turn articles into conversation streams?"

"That's not important! Shall we find a place to hide?"

"Do you think everyone can hide quietly in one place and wait for the searchers to run over? Is your central nervous system blocked by booger?"

"You just..."

Before I habitually counterattacked, the corridor ahead was getting darker and darker, and I didn't know where it was going to lead.The faint flickering red light is particularly conspicuous.

"The natural roll over there..."

...Can you wait until I finish talking before you lift the collar? !

I thought it was a small room.In this case, we only need to let the natural roll use its strange power to break through the wall, and we can escape to the next room.But just looking at it right now, the cement wall looks solid at first glance, the dim light, and the atmosphere like a morgue... No matter how you look at it...

"Could it be Ubiha's cellar?!"

"..."

Sure enough, this guy doesn't have such a tall thing as the central nervous system.

"Maybe you can practice Sharingan by focusing your eyes on that red light."

"Cure your brain is the most important thing." I looked at the red light that led us in mockingly, my breathing gradually calmed down, and I gradually became sensitive to the sounds around me. It was quiet, but there was a kind of humming machine sound that can only be found in factories.My heart speeded up on the quiet occasion, and my eyes locked by the red light scattered, and a huge silhouette appeared in the darkness behind me.

"Ayin..." The cold air twists and turns in my mouth, probably because he mentioned it too many times, so I said the title naturally, "That is..."

After a long silence, I realized that he was staring straight ahead like me.

An industrial device that takes up half the size of a room.

"Ah, isn't this Gintoki-sama? 』

A girl's voice came from behind the device, and the sound of two footsteps was getting closer and closer. It was only when they walked in front of them that they could barely see an... extremely familiar face.

"Why are you this guy again?"

"Why don't you speak double quotes?!"

Jiumenzhi's face has been popularized by Brother Zha, it's hard for me not to know.He stared at her from beginning to end, so that he forgot the unevolved orangutan boss behind him.

"Master Yinshi, this is," Jiumenzhi completely ignored my existence, and only gave Tianranjuan a glance, "Are you going to accept my pursuit? 』

The most is the gentleness of bowing the head, like the shyness of a water lotus that cannot withstand the cool breeze.This sentence is used vulgarly, but with this face, I also understand why brother scum likes her.

"Why would I, Lord Ah Yin, fall in love with a girl like you." The lazy voice didn't fit the atmosphere at all, "But you'd better explain it to me..."

"The reason why my family's Kagura is blind and the bitches downstairs are licking your poster madly."

"That is, of course, evidence of my lady's extraordinary charm."

"So I didn't accept it...it's a pity. ”She showed disappointment, and interrupted the gorilla’s answer, “I thought Gintoki-sama had awakened. 』

"Enlightenment? Compared with that inexplicable thing." A gust of wind blew beside his cheek, and the wooden sword in Ah Yin's hand pointed straight at the industrial equipment.

"What's that thing?"

"It should be from pharmaceuticals... Unqualified products will be destroyed, that is, when the red light is on." The scene of an internship in a pharmaceutical factory many years ago flashed in front of my eyes, "However, I have never seen such a big one. industry?"

"Hey, this is what the other party should answer!"

"Huh?"

"Hey, you're big! I told you not to watch Jump! You don't even have this self-awareness!"

"Cough." The orangutan boss interrupted our conversation flow.

"To be precise, it is the largest industry in my family."

"It's also the biggest bet."

……

……

"Ghost knows what you're talking about!"

"Do you think it's cool like this? It's not good at all!"

"In short, this medicine is more effective than aphrodisiac!" He didn't care about our indifference at all. "Through the air transmission, the whole country, the whole world, and even the whole universe can fall in love with Miss Azhi. The worst thing is that the whole people fall in love!"

"At that time, the Jiumen family will be able to grasp the real power."

"Everyone will feel the charm of Miss Azhi."

"It can not only restore the golden age of Jiumen, but also let the whole people fall into the state of LOVE, LOVE, and get the spiritual satisfaction of love... This method of revitalizing the family and benefiting the people is simply perfect!"

"Then my brother..."

"Those who already liked Miss Azhi will become even more obsessed, hahaha."

My nails dig into my palms.

"Thinking that you can do bad things with peace of mind, what kind of seamless method is that... Do you think you are the prince of the net beep?!"

"But you two showed up. ’Jiu Menzhi’s voice was different from that on the stage, it was as cold as ice, and he blocked my accusation: ‘One is a brother who doesn’t like me to the extreme, and the other is MADAO who doesn’t want to fall in love at all, and has a complete disposition towards drugs. immunity. 』

"So you pursued me, but I fell in love with Futaba, and the rumors spread all over the place. Then wait for me to take the initiative to fall in love with you." The hair cast a shadow on Ah Yin's face, "It's a pity... the three of my family The incompetent guy was killed by you, miss."

"...how could I be obedient and get caught?"

"Oh, so I wasted my time. 』Kumenzhi resumed his friendly expression on the stage, and raised his eyebrows, "But it doesn't matter, a new type of drug will be successfully developed soon... Even if it is MADAO, it will be useless at that time, Mr. Gintoki. 』

"Hey, coward."

"Press that button and all of them will be destroyed."

I followed his gaze to see the button next to the red light, and let go of my clenched hand. A sharp pain made me wake up a lot, and I nodded: "Yes, destroy them all."

"It seems that there is no discussion... When the Jiumen family unites the world, you can thank me and show mercy to let you fall in love." 』

"I said, miss, did you make a mistake? Your country mother endured the pain of picking watermelon out of her nose and gave birth to you, not to make you a god of love."

"The boss is not young, but he still has too much endocrine like a junior high school star chasing girl, thinking that he can be a scumbag."

He scratched his head impatiently.

"It doesn't matter if you are nine or anal."

"Don't you understand...I can't even be the author of my life, let alone love."

"Then I'll take it easy. 』

"Well……"

The whole body was cold, like practicing in a waterfall during a graduation trip. The chill from head to toe was drenched, followed by a heart-rending pain, which didn't give me any time to catch my breath.Rather than say it hurts or something, I'd rather say I'm unresponsive.My whole body was in pain like a knife saw blood, but in the end I couldn't figure out where I was injured.

"Ah!!"

Without the coolness of the ground, my whole body feels light.Although I have experienced the battlefield, I have never fought in a war. This kind of injury is already worse for me. When the sword is pulled out of the body, it also pulls out the center of gravity.But at the moment, I'm not in the mood to care about Ah Yin's elegant posture when she came to support me.

"Let's deal with the most useless people first." The orangutan waved the sword stained with my blood, and said generously, "I helped you get rid of a waste burden, Mr. Sakata."

"You bastard..." It was probably because my blurred eyes frightened him, "Ah, you support me right now..."

"……Can't……"

It would be crazy to leave when a new drug was ready.

I closed my eyes and stopped him.

How could it be...to watch my brother's feelings being played with.

"Don't hit me with the soy sauce bottle!"

"Master Ah Zhi is also cute today... Ah Zhi, do you want to try this dress of Ah Zhi? It's not expensive!"

"Who bullied you at the convenience store? I'll find him!!"

He always thinks of me, what a scumbag he is.

I don't know how to fight, I only know how to buy expired soy sauce, the only use is to pick some herbs, but I'm not stupid.

Already infected with the virus, but alone endured the criminal factor of "eliminating Azhi's rival in love"; the bandage that had been tied three times in the morning was loosened when I saw him for the last time, revealing a new red mark; He rushed towards me for the first time, but tossed and hugged the TV, even though he was delirious like an idiot, he tried his best to answer my questions; without telling me, he dealt with the people from the Jiumen family who came to the door alone.

and so.

"please……"

My pupils shrank, and it was the first time I saw this man's serious expression.

"Tsk, I really can't help it, Yinsang knows." The next second he changed back to his unruly look, "You said the same thing when I saw you last time."

"However, Ah Counselor, let's say it first, don't die."

His unscrupulous appearance gave me great peace of mind.Familiar footsteps sounded next to my ears, it seemed that the gang of people running around had finally caught up.

But with more than ten people, he will solve it quickly.

He'll fix it soon...?

How do I know?That's because it was the same as last time, alas, he has seen him in distress several times.

... several times?

Wait, I was rescued by him last week, so I knew him at that time, right?

"Who sent me back?"

"Do not you remember?"

... I don't remember?

"I knew you were a scum when I was in the war against barbarians."

Has he... ever said that?

"Please...help...cough...help me."

"That's what you said last time I saw you."

I didn't say please last time.

"I've only known each other for two days...? Don't be joking. If you keep doing this, I don't guarantee that I will beat you up..."

"Hey, hey, this is a famous brand. Without Hermes, I won't forgive you, you scum!"

"Why is it another pile of hay?!"

Stop kidding...you scum...another pile of hay...

again……?

My head hurts, and I feel like memories that I haven't remembered for a long time are flooding, but I really don't remember anything.The source of the pain was divided equally between the head and the abdomen. At least I knew that the sword had stabbed the abdomen.

"Can you guys afford my strawberry yogurt?!"

"...a cup of cone, pay for it yourself."

"Don't be so casual, even if your brother and sister are scumbags and the other is cowardly, you have to think carefully about life-long events..."

My mind is so messed up... What else is left besides knowing that it was an abdominal injury... That guy Ah Yin is so noisy...

Ah yes... There are still very important things, I want to confess.

repent……?

That's right, last week when I was passing by the tram platform on the street, I laughed at the popular celebrity who had a flash marriage, saying how can a relationship be so casual, and a lifelong event was decided in less than half a month.

Is not it?

There is no such thing as a casual relationship, it will be there when it arrives.

you mean……?

I was even more extreme than them, and actually surrendered my heart in a small fight.

"All things house, Ah Yin, is at your service."

"Let's say it first, don't die."

Since I can't remember what happened before, I only counted it as two days.

"Gin... Gintoki."

"Don't just change it to Roman! Others think you've changed the hero!"

"Such as..." The breath was in disarray between my teeth, and the pain expanded bit by bit. I took a breath of cold air and felt the soreness of my gums. The pain made me speak clearly: "If it is possible, I hope we are really infected. That virus."

...the scandal will come true.

People around have rushed up.I heard the sound of the sword being taken down and held in his hand.My arm was held by him, and my fingertips were pinched suddenly. I don't know if there are marks left on my arm.The eyelids are so tired that they can't even be stretched open, and the blood in the whole body seems to be flowing backwards.The dim light finally turned into total darkness.

Fortunately, I heard his answer before I completely lost consciousness:

"What's this."

"Go back and swallow ten barrels for you to see."

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Finished, catching bugs.