Journey to the West: the grass and mud horse

! Ye Jiu gave Tang Seng a sad look, and said, "Master Sanzang, is it really good for Ni to expose my black history casually like this!" Seeing Ye Jiu change the subject, Wukong raised his hand to hit her, and shouted: "Answer my question, don't say anything else." "Ye Jiu originally wanted to come to Duan Lianhualuo, but seeing Xingzhe's unkind expression, he could only tell a lot of things that happened after becoming a fairy one by one.

Ye Jiu saw several people looking at her with the expression of wanting to be big but not having a toilet after she finished speaking, and said: "It's better to separate the nest from you, so as not to attract Wutian someday." Monkey King on the side persuaded "Little alpaca, we don't mean that, it's safer for you to follow us." Hehe, it's not safe to follow you, Ye Jiu complained silently in his heart.Ling'er also came up and said: "Sir, don't leave, we finally met." Ye Jiu sighed and said: "It's okay, it's okay, Wutian wouldn't kill me anyway, but you, Linger," took the picture Patting Linger on the shoulder, "When will I be able to soak a girl and have a baby?" Wukong and his party: Ye Jiu, please get out!

Ye Jiu saw that the faces of several people turned black in an instant, and hurriedly brought the topic to Nezha, only to feel that Nezha had red lips and white teeth, so she said meanly: "Seeing that the third prince is so beautiful, he must be a girl with poor breasts." !" After saying that, he flew out of Huaguo Mountain in a hurry, only to hear a bang and a roar behind him: "Your uncle, I am a pure man!!!"

Ye Jiu sat on the head of the cloud, wrestling her fingers and thinking about where she should go next.Mingyang Temple closed the mountain gate, Huiling Mountain Wutian disliked her, and Penglai and Donghai, the two plot triggers, were absolutely not allowed to go.It seems that there is really nowhere to go. After confirming this fact, Ye Jiu silently pressed the cloud head.

When both feet stood on the ground, Ye Jiu's heart was full of self and rushed past.Ahhahaha, Chunyi Pavilion, Ye Jiu knew what a terrible place he had chosen when he saw the name of the carved building in front of him and the woman in tulle soliciting customers at the entrance of the building.This is the brothel that must be used for romance in ancient costumes to meet princes, princes, and emperors from all walks of life!

When Ye Jiu was looking at this brothel, he felt his hand was being pulled.Looking back, a middle-aged woman who still has the charm of a young lady opened a smile like a sunflower and said to Ye Jiu: "This girl, what difficulties do you have to come to our Chunyi Pavilion to be a girl? Look at the girl Mom with your figure, I will hug you and become popular all over the city for a month." It turned out that Ye Jiu just entered the city with the appearance of a countryman, so that the brothel's procuress mistakenly thought that she was here to recommend herself as a girl.Ye Jiu thought in his heart: Hehe, your whole family is all girls, I can lie down just by looking at it.

Seeing that Ye Jiu didn't answer, the bustard dragged her into the building, Ye Jiu saw that it was difficult to break free in public, so she followed the woman in.Walking to the lobby, Ye Jiu stopped the old bustard and said solemnly: "Mom, I'm not here to sell, I'm here to buy." The old bustard tilted her feet, looked Ye Jiu up and down and said: It's really strange, I've been running a brothel for so many years, and it's the first time I've seen a girl come here to play. My sister, I advise you to stop making trouble, it's easy to enter my Chunyi Pavilion, but difficult to get out. "

After the madam finished speaking, she called a few tortoises to take Ye Jiu to an empty room and lock him up. Ye Jiu even played and shouted: "Madam, I'm really here for a female ticket girl, I want a choppy girl Ahhh." Ye Jiu, are you really a man for losing your morals like this?Following Ye Jiu's shout, there was the sound of spraying water upstairs and downstairs.

Besides, Ye Jiu was dragged into an empty embroidery room by several people, and the turtles were not too embarrassed to see that she was very cooperative all the way.When they arrived at the place, a few people backed out and locked the door. Ye Jiu calmly poured himself a cup of tea, but was about to drink it when someone behind him said, "Why, do you want to do your old job again?" The voice appeared It was too abrupt, so frightened that Ye Jiu spit out a sip of tea, looking back, the person speaking behind was actually Wutian.

Ye Jiu coughed twice and said, "Is it fun to scare people from behind?" Wutian frowned and said, "As a woman, you come to such a dirty place, what's your shame?" Ye Jiu laughed coquettishly: "Oh , this place is not clean anymore, besides, this girl is beautiful enough to support a brothel. Could it be that Wutian Buddha came to slander others because he felt that he could not support a duck yard? Oh, I am jealous of others Just say it straight." Wutian sneered and said: "If you were in the past, you would naturally be called beautiful. People say that women are beautiful, with an eight-point temperament, and your current temperament, hmph."

Ye Jiu hurriedly raised his face, put on a straight posture, and said, "Guest officer, how about my temperament?" Wutian didn't look at her, and asked, "Are you going?" Ye Jiu nodded and said: "Let's go, but Wo still wants to play in the world for a few days. Wo Chengxian has never been out of Mingyang Temple before. Wutian didn't insist on taking her back to Lingshan, but kept another flower Hei Lian gave Ye Jiu.

God of Grass Mud Horse

Seeing that Ye Jiu accepted Hei Lian, Wu Tian didn't stay in the human world.Ye Jiu looked at the black lotus in his hand, and suddenly remembered that Wutian also gave her a black lotus in Lingshan, subconsciously touched his bosom, but found that the black lotus was lost. °▽°It was lost, Ye Jiu silently complained about the unreasonable design of pockets in ancient clothes, so she learned the lesson from last time and put the black lotus that Wutian just gave her in the Lingtai cave.

Ye Jiu jumped out of the brothel from the back window of the wing room, and walked along the dirt road in front of him while looking at it.This was the first time she saw ancient streets and alleys after crossing, so Ye Jiu had an expression of oh, mama, these things are amazing, while the onlookers looked down on her with such ignorant expressions that they ran out of which village. .Ye Jiu turned a blind eye to the disgusted expressions of the crowd, and harassed all kinds of stalls on the street on his own, completely ignoring the sad expressions of the harassed stall owners.

Ye Jiu walked around the street for a while and felt tired of watching it, so he planned to find a place with bridges and water to play with passers-by.Before she reached the outskirts of the city, she saw a big river flowing eastward and a crumbling small wooden bridge on the river, so Ye Jiu turned into an alpaca and hid under the bridge.While waiting for passers-by to take the bait(?) boredly, Ye Jiu thought of the black lotus in the altar, and she began to inject all kinds of mana into the black lotus as she was idle and long-haired.

Just as she watched Hei Lian's various discolorations with joy, she heard Wutian's voice from within Hei Lian: "What are you doing?" Ye Jiu thought, "Of course it's your lotus, it's funny."She thought that Wutian would not be able to hear her silently complaining in her heart, but what she didn't expect was that the function of this black lotus was to communicate with the soul.Wutian paused and asked, "What is Doubi?" Ye Jiu was taken aback, and roared in his heart: "Fuck, how do you know what I just thought? Wait, is this black lotus the Catch up with Einstein, break quantum conservation, and let Antonio commit suicide in shame!!" Wutian ignored Ye Jiu's long string of words, and just asked persistently: "What is funny ratio?" Wutian Buddha You are so persistent ╮╭ but the answer is whether you can bear it.

Ye Jiu cleared his throat and said, "Doubi is a title that refers to a person's kindness. It means to praise this person for sacrificing himself and dedicating himself to the public, bringing joy to everyone. That's why I praise you for being a Doubi." Wutian hehe twice, Said: "Thank you, but I am not suitable for this word. I think you are quite suitable. When you return to Lingshan, I will name you Ye Doubi Protector." Damn, Ye Jiu burst into tears, Wutian Buddha, you really are A master whose IQ is comparable to that of a monkey, I made a mistake, I shouldn't think you are a funny comparison to invite monkeys.

Silently disconnecting from Heilian, just when Ye Jiu felt that life was unrequited, she heard a plop, something fell into the water, and at this moment, a clear female voice shouted from the bridge: "The hairpin, the hairpin fell into the water!" It's in the water." Ye Jiu got up abruptly, first used spells to fish out the wooden hairpin that fell into the water, then turned the two stones into gold hairpins and silver hairpins, and then added a special lighting effect to himself , then slowly rise from under the bridge.

I saw a golden alpaca and three hairpins rising under the bridge, and a girl on the bridge and many followers were all stunned there.Ye Jiu saw that the effect of the appearance was very suitable for me, so she turned into a human form and said, "Young girl..." "Grass mud horse? Grass mud horse god?" Before Ye Jiu could finish the classic lines, he was beaten by the girl Breaking, tears filled Ye Jiu's eyes. He didn't expect that in this era, people would know about grass-mud horses. Ye Jiu suddenly asked: "What's your mobile phone number? Did you make the national football team into the World Cup!" The girl reflexively said: "150xxxxxxxxx, you tm is kidding me, I never mix the World Cup with the national football!"

After the conversation between the two, the girl understood what had happened. With tears in her eyes, she held Ye Jiu's hand and said, "Fellow! My dear! Where did you come from, my dear!!" Ye Jiu pretended to be profound Ke waved his hand and said to the girl: "Young girl, when I came, Germany abused Brazil 7:1, Malaysia Airlines plane lost the quantifier, cold jokes and unexpectedly, the second season was updated." The girl listened After Ye Jiu's words, her mouth twisted into a wavy shape, and she said aggrievedly, "It's already the second season, I haven't watched the last episode of the first season."

When the group finally arrived at the girl's house, it was already afternoon.Ye Jiu's mouth twitched secretly looking at the big plaque of the Chen Mansion in front of the girl's house, isn't it, is it the goddess of cannon fodder Bigfoot?Ye Jiu pretended to be casual and asked the girl, "What's your name now, Ni?