Journey to the West: the grass and mud horse

Journey to the West: the grass and mud horse

Author: Riding a funny two-wheeled bicycle

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In fact, this is the story of a second-hand girl who turned into a cute grass mud horse and collapsed after playing Journey to the West 2333333

(I just feel sorry for Wutian's final ending, but I don't hate anyone, I tend to be neutral, don't shoot if you don't like it)

Content tags: Broken Mirror Reunited Past and Present

Search keywords: Protagonist: Ye Jiu, Wutian┃Supporting roles: Sun Wukong, Legend of Journey to the West, Qiao Linger┃Others: Story of Journey to the West, strong women and strong men

station b and banana

I don't know how many times I looked at my hooves and let out a sigh. Others crossed, either princesses or heroines, and again, I was also a person.just me!Ye Jiu looked up to the sky and sighed, only I was transformed into a divine beast, a divine beast in this fantasy world!

Why did Ye Jiu, who is an old house girl, be reduced to become a mythical beast?This is a story about station b and bananas. .

That day, Ye Jiu prepared the defense materials for her Ph.D. in psychology, stroked her unwashed hair after staying at home for a week, and planned to check in at station b as usual.I grabbed a banana from the refrigerator, clicked on Station B and continued to watch my childhood favorite drama - "Journey to the West".Of course, because there are no elementary school students at station b, watching even the best drama at station b will definitely destroy the three views, childhood, and even life.For example, Ye Jiu, just because the big boss Wutian said "You nonsense! You hate it!" Half a banana got stuck in the trachea. After struggling for 5 minutes, he lived up to expectations. I died.In the second before losing consciousness, Ye Jiu was thinking in his heart, it's a big boss who is so crazy and domineering across the screen.

In the eternal darkness, how much time has passed, one second or 1 years? Ye Jiu felt very panicked. She wanted to scream, but found that she didn't even have a body.It turns out that it is like this after death. Is it my subconscious or my consciousness? She began to analyze her current mental state after the onset of occupational diseases. ╯︵┻━┻

There is no time here, and Ye Jiu doesn't know how long she has been in this darkness. Whenever her consciousness is about to dissipate, Ye Jiu will recall the postscript of Journey to the West that caused her to die at a fancy age, and continue. Worship the black and straight beauty boss who killed her across the screen, and match the boss with various gods by the way.

Until a sunny morning, although I just said it was dark, don't care about these details.On this day, Ye Jiu only felt that his body was on fire for a while, and frozen for a while, it was like ice and fire.The darkness in front of him was slowly shattering, and several streaks of purple air gushed out.Fuck!Hongmeng Ziqi!Ye Jiu suddenly thought of x o'clock, several Hongmeng novels by Jiang Jiang, she jumped into a cloud of purple air, and then fell to the ground with a pia.The moment he fell to the ground, Ye Jiu heard a Northeast accent shouting: "Heaven is not dead, I am the Chunyang Sect. After 2 years, the alpaca, the guardian animal, was finally born."

Ye Jiu opened her eyes, and saw a priest standing in front of her wearing a lotus crown and nine-crane cassock.Looking up at the Taoist priest's chin, Ye Jiu made a humming sound, well, in fact, she just wanted to ask who you are in what year and where.

When Ye Jiu understood the current environment, it was already half a year after she came to this world.She is now working as a guardian animal in a Taoist temple called Mingyang Temple, and if the current dynasty is calculated according to the history of later generations, it should be the Yuan Dynasty, because I heard from the little Taoist who occasionally went down the mountain that the current emperor is called Kubi strong.The setting of this dynasty is really common, but what is unusual is the setting of this world ╯︵┻━┻, although Taoism was very prosperous in the Yuan Dynasty, but no matter what, there would be no Pure Yang Sect, according to Ye Jiu’s memory in her previous life was that the founder of Chunyang was the founder of Longmen, not some Chunyang sect. Also, one day Ye Jiu saw people flying around in the sky and a monkey with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth talking about people. While talking, she suddenly understood what kind of world this was.

Fuck, this shit is fantasy!Although he was a Taoist believer in his previous life, Ye Jiu, who has been brainwashed by scientific views for more than [-] years, is lying at the entrance of the Mingyang Temple holding the broken Sanguan, silently absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, in order to transform into a human form as soon as possible, and speak human words as soon as possible. .My first sentence must be to tell the Taoist who feeds me, stop putting grass in my trough! !Ye Jiu silently repeated her motivation for practicing now in her heart.

After absorbing it like this for a year, on an ordinary morning, Ye Jiu silently transformed into a form at the entrance of the Taoist temple.There was no smoke, no special effects, and no lights. When a Taoist priest in the courtyard who was a little distracted while working came back to his senses, Ye Jiu had already stood up holding the door frame.When Ye Jiu saw that her hoof finally turned into a hand, she raised her head silently, looking for the figure that haunted her every day in the yard.Then, she moved!At this time, Daoist Gao, who was basking in the sun in the courtyard and lamenting his life, suddenly felt that something strange fell on his lap, and then, a cry that could be heard by the whole audience resounded: "Master Gao is coming to me. Put the grass nest in the groove to ensure that you will not kill you.

When the host of Mingyang Temple arrived, he only saw Ye Jiu lying face down in the soil and Daoist Gao hadn't retracted his raised foot.After realizing what happened, the solid Taoist priest took a few steps to help Ye Jiu up, and said, "Girl, are you okay? I'm sorry I was shocked just now, girl, where did you come from?" Ye Jiumo Dropping the mud from his mouth, he said with shameful eyebrows, "Fifty-sound chart." Gao Daochang didn't hear clearly, and asked again, "What did you say, girl?" At this time, Ye Jiu saw that when she came to this place The first person I saw after the world was Taoist Master Fuqingzi, the host of Mingyang Temple, she turned her head and said fiercely to Taoist Gao, "I am an alpaca." Then she got rid of the support of the Taoist priest, and suddenly Throwing down at Fuqingzi's feet, "Shangxian, please teach me the method of immortality."

In Mingyang Temple, Ye Jiu borrowed a squatter room to clean himself up, and then came to Chunyang Temple with Fu Qingzi.Ye Jiu looked at the statue of Patriarch Chunyang in the hall, and couldn't help but think of the time when he knelt quietly in front of Lu Zu in his previous life, and felt that the clay statue had compassionate eyes.With a slightly sore nose, Ye Jiu took a few steps to the futon, kowtowed three times and bowed nine times. Fuqingzi watched the scene behind her and nodded slightly.After kowtowing, Ye Jiu didn't get up, but knelt on the futon and waited for Fuqingzi to speak.Seeing that Ye Jiu couldn't afford it, Fu Qingzi paused for a moment before saying, "500 years ago, the founder of Chunyang entrusted us with a dream, saying that a divine beast would be born in 300 years, and protect me from this calamity. This beast is shaped like a sheep." , but with a slender neck, they are called alpacas." Ye Jiu laughed: "The patriarch named it well." Fuqingzi glanced at her and continued, "You are a divine beast, and your aptitude is extraordinary, but because you are a beast, although In human form, I still have no Taoism to pass on to you, how about I ask you to be your named master?" Ye Jiu stood up in surprise when she heard this, and respectfully bowed down to Fu Qingzi, and Fu Qingzi accepted the obeisance, Asked, "Little alpaca, do you have a name?" "My disciple used to be named Ye Jiu, and I don't want to change this name." Ye Jiu replied, the sun shone through the flying dust into the hall, and Ye Jiu only saw Fu Qingzi's eyes Soft, with a face very much like the master in her previous life.

girl, hang up

But it is said that in the demon world under the command of Mara, there is a place that will never see light, called the Abyss of Darkness.In Hanoi with weak water, the poisonous water is boiling, and the turbid waves are surging.By the river, a monk in black sat quietly facing the weak water.Suddenly there were waves in the water, and a black lotus rose slowly, and then slowly landed in front of the black-clothed monk.He raised one hand, caught the black lotus, and sighed again, "It's been more than 3 years, Shame, wait for me to pick you up, wait for me to use the Three Realms to pick you up."

.There is no time in the cave, and it has been almost 300 years in a blink of an eye. Ye Jiu is no longer the guardian beast of Mingyang Temple, but the prison. The rising and setting of the sun in the past 300 years has changed a lot. The brothers who still called her vicuna after Ye Jiu's transformation are no longer there.50 years ago, after the last high Taoist priest named Ye Jiu vicuna who fed grass to Ye Jiu passed away, Ye Jiu's title became Master Ye Jiu, Ye Jiu Prisoner.

In the blink of an eye, it has been more than ten years. When Ye Jiu felt the rolling thunder outside, she only had one feeling, that's exactly what she felt.Ye Jiu knew her fate on the day of her transformation, that is, she would be struck by lightning!Standing under the tribulation thunder, Ye Jiu silently reviewed his 300 years of cultivation. In these 300 years, there was no major disaster, and he never went mad like some seniors. It didn't seem like he was practicing against the sky if he went smoothly.Perhaps the cultivation of the beasts started from the immortals, Ye Jiu thought of the guesses that Master had made.

Pa, the first thunder struck, Ye Jiu summoned his true energy to counteract, but this thunder ignored the true energy of the body protector and struck Ye Jiu directly.Numbness and pain spread all over the body, the second thunder came again, Ye Jiu hurriedly flew to avoid it, but is it so easy to dodge the thunder?Pa, it was the familiar numbness again, Ye Jiu fell to the ground, the sky thunder seemed to be still circulating in her body, stimulating Ye Jiu's tendons and vital energy over and over again, although overbearing, her tendons didn't hurt at all.

Seeing that the thunder didn't seem to be hurting her that day, Ye Jiu forced herself to sit cross-legged, and when the thunder struck, the tendons and true energy in her body continued to expand, but the numbness in her body became stronger each time. No.80 As soon as Jielei fell, Ye Jiu felt that countless memories fell into his mind.