[Comprehensive] Today, I will also tear the bird cage

The judge didn't take the medicine, and Zong San also felt really tired.

He never felt that there was anything wrong with his oral habit, but in the mental pollution he experienced in just a few days after exchanging bodies with the judge, he really felt a certain emotion called "shame" .

#中二病 is gradually recovering. #

After letting go of himself, the god judge became more and more out of tune. The level of unreliability of the whole person is close to that of Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who is in trouble. He is trying new limits of death every day. He is even equipped with a magical skill that can be dismantled at any time. .

The god judge is probably addicted to playing with human beings. One day when he was out in battle, he was still riding on a tall horse, relying on Zongsan's height of 179 to despise his own height of 150, and said:

"My bird in a cage, when I return triumphantly, I will dedicate this thousand-mile river and mountain to you, and the world will be peaceful!"

Zong San turned yellow.

He swears that if he mentions these snake-spirited oral habits in the future, he will live-stream eating birdcages.

To a certain extent, Huayan is also very good at forcing Fu Sangshen to change his character design.

There is a saying that goes well, a woman's heart is like a sea needle, you will never guess what they are thinking.

Huayan is probably also a needle.

It's just Dinghaishenzhen, which hurts the heart, liver and lungs.

Zong San took up the official business under the shell of the judge, and within a minute, the chic and neat pink silly bird sat in his arms enthusiastically, not caring at all about how hot the eyes of this monster's poor shape are, a water wave The winking eyes blurred on his face.

Zong San felt that his eyes were going to break: "..."

But a certain silly bird still unconsciously put its arms around his neck, and said in a breathless voice: "Keke, what do you want me to do~?"

Zong San: "..."

He suddenly wanted to eat his usual middle school self alive.

In fact, to be honest, Zongsan and Huayan are both stunning beauties of the same type with outstanding looks. Even if they change their shells and genders abruptly, their own beauty is similar, and there is not much sense of disobedience in the exchange. of.

Just as Zongsan changed into Huayan's shell and turned into a gorgeous and graceful beauty, Huayan put on Zongsan's shell is also a coquettish bitch who is unrestrained and unrestrained, especially pure and unaffected.

Those long and narrow eyes of different colors are rippling with water, and she always smiles with three points of sincerity and a little romance, if she doesn't, she is really a beautiful boy as wide as the breeze and the moon.

Provided she doesn't do it.

But Zong San never saw her not doing anything.

"Buy my chest!"

Zong San looked at his shell and said such shameless words, a mouthful of old blood suddenly choked up in his throat, but the person in front of him continued unconsciously:

"I am the blade of the world! How can I not even bury a woman's daughter?! It's outrageous!"

You are the worst person!

Zongsan calmly withdrew his numb legs back, and Huayan, who was out of balance, immediately rolled crookedly on the tatami.

Zong San didn't even look at his stupid judge, picked up the brush, and read the performance report carefully.

But will Huayan admit defeat easily?the answer is negative.

"Hmph, you can't be soft, you can be hard, little beauty, kufufufu, lie down quickly and let me bury your chest! Let you go after burying!"

Relying on his height, Huayan, who is 1.7 meters tall and tall, decisively knocked down Zongsan, who was bullied by his aunt, who was bullied by his 1.5 meters tall sword. He raised his brows and smiled vigorously, and raised Zongsan's slender and beautiful hands with clearly defined joints, and was about to reach him Ke Ke's chest.

What the hell!

Don't Bilian! !

Zong San resolutely bent his knees and blasted out the real sword to kill, successfully guarding the chastity of his own god judge.

Huayan collapsed on the tatami mat with a distorted expression, completely devastated and completely turned into a useless dog.

"You...you are so cruel..."

Huayan, who finally realized what "egg pain" is, despaired of this cruel knife that even her little brother could destroy without hesitation. "Unbearable Pain", lasagna crocodile tears flowed.

"It hurts so much QAQ..."

Zong San remained silent, kicked the caged bird blocking the way, and picked up the document to report again.

"It hurts, Sozo, can I reach out and rub it? QAQ"

Zong San: "..." Keep smiling, don't go crazy.

The delicate-faced girl stood up with evil eyebrows and eyes, quickly pulled out a rope used to tie the scroll from the desk cabinet, squatted down and tied the hands of her own god judge without hesitation. solid.

Huayan burst into tears: "Damn it! I was wrong! I was really wrong! Let me go! I promise I won't think about sleeping with the beautiful young lady anymore! Fuck me! Beauty fooled me! It's all my fault You look so good-looking! Oh, you're dumb——!!!"

That "Yeah, dumbfounded" sounded like a soul-stirring and lingering woman, like a woman from a good family who had nowhere to go and was forced to a dead end. It was as if a woman would cry when she heard it, and a man would be silent when he heard it.

"host!!!"

As if there wasn’t too much excitement, the sliding door of the study was kicked open, and the loyal dog, dressed as a priest, broke into the study with long legs. After seeing the scene of "the unscrupulous aunt attacking the caged bird" in front of him, he screamed hoarsely typical:

"Zong San, you beast!!! What are you going to do to the Lord?!!!"

Zong San: "..."

Damn it, I can't live through this day!

Forced to become mentally weak by his own psychiatrist and his colleagues, Zong San contacted the former psychiatrist and filed a complaint.

The old pine tree still looks amiable and old-fashioned, with a hunched back and a somewhat unscientific beard stretching to the ground, he looks like an octogenarian who is dying.

But Zong San had seen the ferocious scene of this old man chasing and killing Su Xingjun Qitiao Street with a cane, so he sneered at his disguise.

——Of course he didn't forget how the old dryad used tricks to let them welcome in such a snake-spirited spirit examiner.

Seeing Zongsan with a beautiful face, the old pine tree looked very kind and smiled kindly: "Hey! Hey! Hey! That's great! It's rare to see Little Rose so gentle and elegant."

Zongsan: "..." It seems that you are very strict about your granddaughter's virtues?

Zong San really wanted to blush this time.

"Son, I also understand why you are here. Sit down." Old Songshu is now retired and living at home, enjoying his pension. "You and I have worked together for many years, so don't stick to etiquette."

The spirits of objects and the creatures of heaven and earth do not interfere with each other, and there is no opinion that one is superior to the other. As a "spirit" also, Lao Song's attitude towards these fusangshen is more like an elder and a younger generation.

Although occupying the title of a god-inspector, the attitude of the plant family towards men with swords and swords is always equal, and there is a bit less condescension that human god-inspectors inadvertently have because of the attitude of the spirit of artifacts.

Zong San also naturally sat down on the futon beside the old pine tree, and took the green tea handed by the host. This scene is actually not unfamiliar, because in the past, the old man was not stingy with enlightening them, the juniors.

"You exchanged bodies with Little Rose, so you must have noticed something, right?" Old Pine Cheerfully chewed on the cherry cake, smiling so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, "Since you came to see me, it can be seen that you are really good boys. "

Faced with the old pine tree's generous attitude, Zongsan hooked the corners of his lips mockingly, and said slowly: "I don't know what you think, but if you hand over the key to the cage to the bird in the cage, you won't be afraid that I will fly away Did you destroy the birdcage?"

Zong Sanzuo's words are not stupid. When he exchanged bodies with Huayan for the first time, he realized that there must be a reason why Huayan became a "spirit examiner".

She was walking on a road full of thorns and bumps, and the old pine tree was the one who pushed the boat along, pushing her behind lightly.

In the position of "God Judge", there must be something Huayan needs.

"Since you have come to look for me now, you naturally don't have such bad intentions." The old pine tree squinted a pair of bright green eyes. It is hard for you to imagine such a pair of lively eyes on the old man's wrinkled face. eyes.

"Although I can't empathize with your past, do you feel the taste of freedom in another way now?"

There was a faint light in Zong San's eyes, cold and piercing: "She is your granddaughter, but you let her do what she wants. Do you trust her, or don't you care about it at all?"

Zongsan couldn't see through the old pine tree's thoughts at all, just as he couldn't understand why Huayan maintained such optimism and interest in the current situation of the two swapping bodies.

When Zong San opened his eyes with Huayan's body for the first time, he realized this - he was facing an extreme temptation, which almost made him shake his mind.

He, Zong San Zuo Wenwen, this time he used "the blade that seized the world" as the foundation of the god to create the sword of Fusangshen, and exchanged everything with a natural flower demon.

Not just the body, but also strength, destiny, and spiritual base.

If it wasn't for the memory in his mind, he would almost think that he was Huayan, not Zong Sanzuo.

Doesn't the old pine tree know how fatally attractive this discovery is to the caged bird?He could break free from the cage, kill "Zongsan Zuowenwen", and live in the world as a plant spirit from then on.

—— Completely get rid of the identity of "caged bird".

No longer under the control of human beings, no need to feel unwilling for these endless years of despair, no need to force yourself to accept that the spirit of the artifact cannot decide the fate of the Lord, he can completely get out of the cage and fly to a wider sky.

Rao Zong Sanzuo's words were not malicious, and this idea still appeared in his mind uncontrollably, so he felt depressed and hard to let go.

Strictly speaking, the natural plant spirits have no so-called blood relationship. They are a group of people who take care of each other and are called brothers and sisters, but they cannot escape the nature of the plants themselves to "inherit the destiny".

In their eyes, the tenacious survival and the withering and death that come after the flowering period are both inevitable things. There is room for life and death, which makes the feelings of this race weak and far-reaching, so calm that it is almost indifferent.

Just like the old pine tree, he clearly knew that as long as Zong Sanzuo's words were even slightly shaken, Huayan would be in danger, after all, he was now the "spirit examiner".

But he knew this, but he still stood on the sidelines and never interfered until Zong San came to the door.

Is it trust?Is it madness?What kind of heart is it that allows him to entrust the fate of his granddaughter to the so-called "trust" to make a decision?

Thinking of this, Zong San couldn't help feeling a little resentful in his heart, like a greedy child facing a box of sweet and delicious pastries, but has to hold back the longing that almost roars and tears his soul.

And how cruel was the person who teased him with pastries?

If he took it, he would no longer be himself; if he didn't take it, he might lose the chance to get rid of the cage forever.

Would it please these people to tease a defenseless caged bird with choice?

...is really, really unpleasant.

The author has something to say: [Small Theater]

Old Pine Tree: Hahaha, you think too much!Only the granddaughter's dog is more harmful to people!And you don't have enough cheek!Sooner or later, he will lose to that big dog!

Little Rose: Hahaha, you think too much!Thinking of Miss Sister every day can wake up from the dream with a smile!Look in the mirror and see you!Narcissism is all in this life!

Honest boy Zong Xiaosan: ...shut up (yellow face)

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Many little angels popped up all of a sudden and said they were destined for me?

Oh, don't you know that our family respects Taoism and law? (Indifference.jpg)

Let's change the legal term.

Slow update or something - it's life.

Thanks to [The Invisible Man], [Rabbit Wants to Eat Grass by the Nest], [Li Ge], [Shadow], [Light Summer Clouds Bloom Early], [The Invisible Man], [Bai Zhan], [An Jing] local tyrants for their support Reward from mines~!Smiling and laughing one by one~!Rub your little fat faces~!

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Push a wave of pre-received articles from friends:

(Through the book) How to make an angel fall from heaven? ——From the name, you can already feel the maliciousness of Sen Sen.

Author: Bi Luoshang

Copywriter:

How to make an angel fall from heaven?

Anastasia: Fall in love with him.

How to make a judge fall to heaven?

Anastasia still replied: fall in love with him.

……

After traveling to an overhead world imitating the European Middle Ages, Anastasia was very helpless. Anastasia felt very boring about the various legends and prayers taught by the seminary.

She had learned in politics class: the world is materialistic.

So are there really vampires and angels in this world?funny!Feudal superstition!

Anastasia always thought so, until one day, she saw the presiding angel who chopped the vampires into ashes with a sword.

Anastasia: ......! ! !

Anastasia: Help!This world is actually idealistic!

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【Gamil, may you love someone deeply until the end of the world. 】

【May you lose all your past glory. 】