[Comprehensive] Today, I will also tear the bird cage

When everyone crossed the Shimeile Wetland, many examinees listened to gossip under Huayan's spoiler.

"Do you know that kid named Jay Fulishi? Hehe, he is the son of 'Hai Pig' Jin Fulishi, one of the twelve branches of your Hunter Association. He is a descendant of one of the world's five great mind-powers. How about it? Awesome! ?”

"Then the question is, Jin Fulishi has been wandering in high-risk areas all year round, never staying in a fixed place, and he has never heard of this famous prodigal son returning to marry a wife and having children. When did he have this child? I Let me tell you in secret, there is a well-known guess that Jin gave birth to it himself!"

"What? Impossible? Hee hee, do you know that there is a magical game item called 'pregnancy stone'? I heard that this thing was excavated and named after Jin, so here comes the question again, how did he know about the pregnancy stone? How does it work?"

"There is only one truth! Because he has been tricked! And Jay Fulis is his 'natural' son! Hee hee hee——"

"Oh, if it wasn't for the flesh and blood that fell from his body, how could he be so close to his hometown and never look at that child for many years? You think so, right?"

Satz almost collapsed.

He has been speeding up and speeding up non-stop, and the examinees behind him are almost exhausted, but the man with cherry hair next to him is still chasing after him and casting spiritual pollution on him!

No!I don't want to know about Mr. Jin's romantic love history, black history, and even the tragic history of being cheated. I told you that I am just an innocent examiner. Why did you treat me like this? ! ! !

Satz almost swayed his hands and feet quickly like a robot and ran into the second examination room.

At this time, the only ones who can follow Satz are Huayan and Nail Freak. The others are left behind, but because they are not far from the finish line, it is estimated that they can catch up soon.

And Huayan's mentally tormented candidate was replaced by another person.

"Hey, brother, look, this is my wife, she's super pretty, isn't she?" Huayan hugged Zongsan, who had so much trouble and didn't know where to start, and started to harass the nail monster Il Fan. Beat the enemy.

"Look at this bunch of blue hair on your head, it's amazing. It's so ugly that your distinctive face becomes even more distinctive, like a dyed pineapple."

Yiermi beat the enemy silently walked a little further: "..."

"Let me tell you secretly, in the next exam, no one will pass the examiner's review except me and my wife."

Huayan gave a thumbs up with a smile, and whispered: "Because the next test is cooking~!"

Yiermi beat the enemy silently touched the nail in his hand, considering whether to waste a nail and kill this noisy man.

Zong San glanced at Huayan in surprise: "You know how to cook?" So confident?

Come less!Pippihua, who has been pampered by a group of useless aunts for more than a hundred years, can cook?He would rather believe that his elder brother doesn't want to be an insider and wants to fight!

"I can't." Huayan sighed regretfully, touched the knife tent on Zongsan's back, "But I have the candlestick Kiri Mitsuchu in my hand! Mom cooks for me! Eat the taste of love anytime!"

Zongsan: "...oh (Indifference.jpg)" Just play it safe, sooner or later you will fall into the pit.

However, Candlestick Kiri located in the small Honmaru seemed to have sensed Hanagen's call, and quickly replied: "What's wrong with the Lord? Is everything going well? It's almost lunch time, what do you want to eat?"

"Roast suckling pig! Nigiri sushi! Mom is awesome~!" Huayan replied without hesitation, and made a hearty gesture, "I want poplar nectar for dessert."

"Hey, but I just made mango milkshake sago the day before yesterday..." Candlestick cut said with some embarrassment.

"I don't care, I want to eat! ╭(╯^╰)╮"

"Well, do it, do it, eat it." The unprincipled chef changed his tone in an instant, which was simply outrageous.

Zong San: "..." No way!You can't get used to her like this!

Now the only difference between her and a useless dog is a broken cardboard box!

It's what you unprincipled chefs are used to!

Zongsan, a deeply hidden and introverted chef, selectively forgot that he chopped off someone's eyes because of an offensive look not long ago, and spurned the doting bear parents on the matter of educating children.

And Huayan didn't let go of Yier fans.

"You were very close to Hisoka when you were running." Huayan said leisurely and authentically, "I heard that Hisoka has a hobby of wearing his underwear backwards in the open-air bath, and he is also a gay, is it true?"

Yiermi beat the enemy: "..." Otherwise, it's a waste of nails.

This question is so malicious!May I ask under what circumstances does a man have to find out if a gay guy has the habit of wearing his underwear inside out while taking a shower? !

That had to be—another fag! ! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Yi Ermi felt that his face was going to be distorted after his disguise, and the only reason he could get involved with Hisoka was to use marriage as an excuse to covet his inheritance.

Yierfan didn't know that his future self would do such a shameless thing, he was just assessing the danger of Huayan and Zongsan.

Being able to get in touch with so many high-risk secrets, knowing that Hisoka is the number four of the Phantom Brigade, knowing that the name "Beating the Enemy" represents a killer... How can the identity be simple? !

As for Hiso's panties reversed... what's wrong with wearing reversed panties if it's too big to fit? ! ! !

——A terrible secret has been exposed? Il fans→_→

So when the dusty examinees and the lead group who had been teased by Hisoka rushed to the meeting place, what they saw was Huayan and Zongzo leaning on the rock and eating lunch.

The bento made by Candlestick Kiri is so exquisite that it can be regarded as a work of art. The bright red sauce is spread on the trembling soft-boiled fried eggs and hamburger meat. The snow-white sushi rice and the green vegetables are dripping. Candidates who had been hungry all day couldn't help swallowing.

"Qi Ya~!" Hua Yan beckoned to Kitten Kid, "Come here for lunch."

Qi Ya, who was holding the skateboard, looked at Huayan wearing Zongsan's shell in confusion, and said, "Uncle, I don't know you well."

"Big..." Huayan wanted to strangle this damn child to death for a moment, but she dared to comment on the beauty she liked so much, she turned her head and took out a candlestick to cut secret wagashi, "Hmph, these desserts were originally intended for you Yes, now the boat of friendship capsizes, and I ate it myself!"

"Dessert!" Qi Ya's beautiful eyes lit up slightly, and he jumped up and down like a kitten, "I want to eat! I want to eat!"

Huayan ate the dessert cut by the candlestick with a blank expression, and stuffed a dumpling into Zongsan's mouth.

And in this cruel and inhumane process, the kitty man's eyes have gradually transitioned from grief and indignation to resentment.

The second assessment was in Biscayne Forest Park. The content of the test was indeed cooking, and the material was the wild boar in the Biscayne Forest, which is also the wildest pig breed in the world.

"Because the forehead is the most vulnerable part of the body, in order to protect the forehead, a hard and huge nose has evolved." Huayan threw an elbow fiercely on the forehead of the wild pig, and the wild pig fell down with a scream. Candidates around showed a look of sudden realization, "This is a very precious ingredient, we can just grab one end."

Hua Yan said so, but on the way back with the mad pig, she secretly caught a male and a female and stuffed them into the pill. Daily hand-to-hand training can also strengthen Honmaru's great food career!

Huayan looked at the huge pink-skinned pig in front of her, and frantically poked the Candlestick Cut that was still in the main pill in her heart: "Mama, help me, how do I cook this?!"

"This kind of pig is too big to be fully roasted." Candlestick cut reminded Huayan not to be confused by the huge roasting platform, "Shave first...no hair? If there is no hair, then dissect it, and then take out the internal organs..."

Huayan is dissecting a fat pig in a very bloody way, and the candidates on the other side have already put the whole pig on the stage to roast, just for the sake of quickness—whoever told the examiner that the exam will end when she is full Woolen cloth?

Those roasted whole pigs that are so foolishly roasted without dissection of the skin or internal organs naturally cannot catch the eyes of Men Qi, who is a food hunter, so it is obvious to the naked eye that she is a "gradually losing patience.jpg" emoticons.

And Zongsan carefully watched the fire under the supervision of the candlestick. Although he didn't have much experience in cooking, he had done it as a cook and when he was on an expedition, and he was more than twice as strong as Huayan.

And Zongsan's "precision" was also brought to the extreme in cooking, so Huayan and Zongsan finally served their own dishes one second before Menqi was about to lift the table.

Compared with other candidates who grilled whole cats or Kurapika, which are extremely beautiful in appearance but terrible in taste, Huayan's works can be called full of color, fragrance and taste.

The food served by Huayan is stewed meat with flower wine. Cubed pork is paired with freshly brewed wine in early spring. Every sip of the soup has a light and pleasant aroma, because there is not too long to stew it. It is crispy and soft, so it has been deep-fried first, the skin is crispy and the inside is fragrant, and the taste is quite special.

Zongsan’s dish is a piece of roasted pork. The pork that locks the juice is just right. It is marinated with pepper, salt and lemon juice for a short while. The slow-fired pork is sliced ​​into thin slices like cicada’s wings by exquisite knife skills. , Pick up a slice and stuff it into your mouth for a sip, the mouthful is filled with the salty aroma of the original gravy, which almost makes people hate why the slice of meat is so thin.

Men Qi narrowed her eyes slightly, took a mouthful of pork slices and a mouthful of stewed meat, and said in a calm manner: "The craftsmanship is unfamiliar, but the oil, salt, and heat are very precise. Have you memorized the recipe?"

Hua Yan didn't say that she had asked for off-court assistance, so she could only maintain a mysterious smile.

Men Qi swallowed the pork in her mouth, wiped her mouth with a handkerchief, and announced neatly: "Except for contestants 72 and 73, everyone else is unqualified."

"W-what?!!!"

Determining the qualifications of candidates by the deliciousness of the food is definitely not acceptable to the candidates. Almost immediately, some people protested loudly:

"Why?! We are here to apply to be hunters, not chefs! Could it be that just because those two are better at cooking than us, can we negate our strength?!"

"It's not about the taste of the food, it's about the attitude!"

Men Qi, who was even angrier than many candidates, kicked a table on one side, pointed at the candidates' noses and cursed:

"Stupid mind, I don't know how to adapt, how many of you have not roasted the flesh? Didn't the internal organs go? Or did you go too far with the basic cooking for the sake of beauty?! You don't even bother to cut a piece and do a standardized experiment! I just say that the cooking needs Using pigs, I didn’t say that you must cook whole pigs! Do more experiments and fail more times, is it difficult?! Ah?!”

"I know that most of you here look down on gourmet hunters like me and Braha, but you haven't even grasped the true essence and meaning of 'hunter'!"

"You just regard the hunter certificate as a qualification certificate for traveling in all directions, a stepping stone to the upper world, but as a hunter, you should have the curiosity to dig deep, the courage to go forward, the adaptability to face the completely unknown, and the ability to explore the unknown. None of you have the determination to pay the price or even die!"

"When you find a completely unknown food in the forest, how do you prove its brand-new meaning to the world - just rely on you roast pigs who are perfunctory and waste ingredients?!"

What Men Qi said was reasonable, and almost no examinee could refute it.

They really didn't pay attention to Men Qi, the so-called "food hunter". They were the best in various fields, and they were arrogant. How could they value the so-called "cooking" skills?

Because the ingredients are selected from the wildest pig breed, the porcupine boar, they also take it for granted that this is the key to the assessment. As long as they bring back the ingredients and cook them casually, they can pass the second test smoothly.

--too naive.

Obviously, the more than 100 people who were eliminated or even died in the first pass did not give these candidates a good reminder. Although this is wrong, how uncomfortable is it to stop here?

So an old man in a martial arts robe fell from the sky.

Huayan yawned and was not surprised. Nitero cherishes his talents, and it is really strange that he would let such a piece of jade like Xiaojie go. After all, Xiaojie is Jin's son.

Therefore, under the mediation of President Netero, the second assessment was changed to another content - to obtain grape spider eggs.

Although Huayan has already cleared the level, but because she has her own little Jiujiu in her heart, she justly rejected President Nitero's proposal to watch a play, and she jumped off the cliff to pick up two grape spider eggs.

Secretly stuffed into the pill.

Huayan thought she was doing it without anyone noticing, but she didn't expect to be targeted by that baby Qiya.

"Why are you hiding this?" Qi Ya's beautiful blue eyes rolled around, and it was clear at a glance that he had malicious intentions.

"Hush -- this egg is so delicious boiled, wouldn't it be even more delicious if made into a cake?"

Huayan and Qiya whispered a few words to each other, and a cold and mechanical gaze followed her behind like a shadow.

Tsk, brother-in-law.

Huayan stretched out her hand and pinched Qi Ya's fair and soft little face, and was scratched by the cat man without hesitation, and couldn't help laughing: "You are quite similar to my nephew, but you are like a cat, he is dog."

Hua Yan said, suddenly paused slightly: "Well, but he has a cold and arrogant personality, maybe he is a tsundere feline."

After finishing speaking, I couldn't help teasing him: "Would you like to come with me in the future, my nephew is the king."

This time, the sight shot from behind was no longer "icy cold" that could be described. The distorted and ferocious murderous aura erupted in an instant made Hisoka let out an excited "wow".

Qi Ya, who is extremely sensitive to the murderous intent of others, became vigilant almost instantly. He subconsciously protected Huayan behind him, and stared closely at the direction of Hisoka and the Nail Monster.

And in this state of imminent crisis, only Huayan spoke innocently, as if she didn't know it, and continued in a volume that everyone around could hear clearly:

"Oh, by the way, my nephew has white hair just like you, his eyes turn red when he gets emotional, and his nails become as pointy as a beast."

"He is not afraid of any poison in the world, isn't he very powerful?"

"You stand next to him, it's like... brother~! ;-)"

The author has something to say: [Small Theater]

Huayan: I am an honest person, I never lie!

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Uchiha. Been cheated for many years. No fuck to say. Sarana: "..."

The number one victim Haruno Sozo: "..."

The second victim was killed. Suspected to be of Kuruta clan blood. Beat the enemy. Pill: "..."

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I advise you to be kind, Huayan.

Hahahahahahaha,

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Xiao Adie threw a mine

Yin threw a mine

Throwing 1 mine

Thanks to the local tyrants for the landmine rewards, I love you all, the author finally returned home, but was drenched in heavy rain and walked a long distance, his feet were blistered and bruised, sad reminder_(:зゝ∠) _