[Comprehensive] Today, I will also tear the bird cage

Hua Yan is not gay, nor is she a bitch, and she has no interest in flirting with girls.

But she is a beautiful rose bush, so beautiful that there are not many colors in the world that can take away her brilliance, and any mortal beauty will become as pale as water in front of her.

This 300-year-old rose has only one wish - she wants to find a beauty who can match her and become the most beautiful color on her bun.

It's just that there are tens of thousands of beauties in the world, and the beautiful ones are not suitable for roses, and the seductive beauties can't overwhelm her color. How difficult is it to find the one that is most suitable for roses?

Therefore, Huayan wants to become an admiral. If there is no such stunning beauty among human beings, what about non-human beings?After all, there will be such a beauty that does not belong to the world, right?

Huayan has always felt that beauty is not skin deep, she herself is a stunning beauty, and the one who can be worthy of her rose must be a beauty who can break the heart with a smile.

Then she saw it.

Yingfa Fusangshenqing, who came with the light of the sky, was thin and thin. Compared with the man who was as beautiful as the bright moon beside him, he was much inferior, but he had his own elegance, and almost immediately took away his beauty. attention.

He was not perfect, too thin, too thin, but the moment he raised his eyes to look at her, those strange-colored eyes with a touch of despair revealed the poignant beauty and glamorousness of dying like a pink butterfly fluttering its wings.

——This kind of sad and hopeless beauty reminds Huayan of her blackened rose.

How can those beauties who only have appearance but no inner essence compare to the blur and distance settled in the eyes of the people in front of them?

The years are engraved in his soul, like wine is like poetry, as strong as strong wine, but it is faint under the sky, dizzy into a slightly drunken glow.

So beautiful.

——For such a beauty, she would go out of her way to cheat, leave the refrigerator, and wash the washing machine!

Huayan smiled and handed her roses. If she did this in the clan, she would probably be smeared with thorns and scolded as a rogue, but if she doesn't say it now, how will the young lady know? →_→

So, it's not that she doesn't like the beauties in the clan, but that she doesn't dare to hand roses to others QAQ.

After all, what is a flower to a plant, everyone is a little bit forced to know.

#How can repair!What time is it now!Still so preoccupied! #

#The first time I met, I took out my big baby! #

#Miss sister!Date or not? !Date or not? ! #

Huayan is very sure that the other party will not reject her, because since ancient times, no woman can refuse the charm of Rose.

A bright red rose, a symbol of love.Even those women who like plainness cannot deny the beauty of a rose when they first see it.

The flower that bloomed from the heart as if it had absorbed flesh and blood contained such a dangerous and charming beauty.

Then, Huayan saw the corners of her favorite beauty's lips curved into a smile that was not a smile. The despair seemed to be no longer suppressed, and it just rushed towards her face, almost making Huayan feel suffocated.

He stretched out his hand, lightly picked up the rose in her palm, and whispered in a sigh-like tone: "As expected, you are also the same as my former master."

"Do you also want me to serve you, get the bird in the cage, and get... the world?"

The beauty who met for the first time uttered an incredible line.

Hua Yan: "..."

Sanriyue Zongjin: "...hahaha!"

Huayan's brains and emotions immediately subsided completely. She stared at Zong San's left writing, thinking with some entanglement that her judgment might have made a mistake.

What is in front of me may not be a beauty "with the beauty of time".

It's a Mary Sue with secondary illness.

How can it be repaired? Apart from being a rose, Huayan is still a dead house!As long as two-dimensional people are mixed now, who doesn’t know that the otaku stallion looks very YD, but Mary Susu is really desperate when she looks like it!

People who love beauties don't love country or anything, if you get me, you get the world, and you are robbed by princes and heroes from all over the world!This is definitely a Mary Sue!

That kind of distant temperament that seems to have been precipitated by the years may be a person who was made up by the second child in his own brain, thinking that he is really a sad and beautiful woman!

hehe!I can't afford to offend you group of secondary diseases! ! !

Hua Yan straightened her expression, and immediately brushed away the messy complaints in her mind, and said in a straight voice: "Young lady, you are joking, I am just an innocent little girl passing by to buy flowers, please do it, please convenient."

After finishing speaking, Huayan immediately turned around and ran quickly, quickly...Huh?Didn't run away?

Huayan silently looked down at her dangling feet, turned her head silently to look at a handsome man who was 1.8 meters tall and carried her collar with a smile, and silently spit out a series of ellipsis: "... ..."

With a height of 1.8 meters, Sanriyue Zongjin dragged a dwarf with a height of 1.5 meters to smash, and said with a smile: "Where is the master going? Or are you not satisfied with the third hall of Xiahe Zong? Why don't you go back to Honmaru and choose carefully? "

Master, Sozo, Honmaru——

Huayan's mind went blank, her eyes died silently.

In order to pass the admiral's assessment, Huayan had supplemented the information and history of all the battleship girls, but she didn't know much about the "sword man", only to the extent that she only heard his name but never met him.

However, just as the so-called "battleship girls" are all beautiful girls who are transformed into battleships, the so-called "sword men"... are naturally all handsome, beautiful, and handsome men who are transformed into swords.

In other words, the "little sister" she just sent the roses to was actually... a man.

Huayan petrified in the hands of Mikazuki Zongjin, and was slipped back to Honmaru by two Fusangshen.

As soon as the little girl who was less than 1.5 meters tall landed, she was surrounded by a group of small knives, and the dwarf judge was immediately submerged in the sea of ​​short knives and disappeared without a trace.

#sad dwarf smash. #

Huayan is already a 300-year-old rose, but she is still a minor doll in the clan, and the appearance of the transformation is only fourteen or fifteen years old, short and small, delicate and tender.

Not to mention Taidao and Dadachi, even some short swords such as Taiko Zhong Zhenzong, Shinano Toshiro, etc. are a little bit higher than the god judges.

This is really... so sad for Rose.

Huayan's heart is almost broken, she is not young, she has been with Two-dimensional for many years, and her inner age is naturally an old driver, but the group of fusangshen in front of her actually treat her like a pure and flawless little fairy.

Pooh!What do you mean by "Let's go eat creamy snacks together", "Let's go play hide-and-seek together", "Master, do you want to hold it high (heavy fog)"!

This baby king can also get diamonds! (choke neck and shout.jpg)

However, Huayan's appearance is too deceptive, even if she is staring at others, she is so cute that she is so cute that she just wants to hold it in her hand and love her, she has no deterrent power as a lord at all.

In the end, it was the loyal dog department... oh no, it was Mr. Yaki Hasebe who rescued the little one from the "sea of ​​bitterness" full of righteousness.

Huayan raised her head and looked at the man in front of him who was dressed in a priest's attire. He had evil facial features and eyes, but he had a serious expression on his face. Seeing him, he leaned over and saluted, "I'm Kachi Hasebu. The lord has a life. Do not hesitate to die."

"You don't need to be too polite." Huayan couldn't help rubbing her nose. As a rose born in the West, she has a certain awe for the profession of a priest. "What should I call you?"

"I can't bear your honorific title, master!" Hasebe looked a little apprehensive, and he said cautiously, "If you can, you can call me... Hasebe, after all, the name of Yaki comes from the rude behavior of the former owner .”

Hua Yan: "..." Dog belt, who was your former owner? !

Huayan had [-] bad words in her heart, so she could only pretend to smile calmly at this moment, and said, "Okay, Mr. Hasebe, you are all my grandfather's subordinates, you are my elders, really. It’s not like this, I’m not used to it.”

Damn it, this kind of Mary Su's sense of sight rushing towards me! ! !This one in front of me looks like a loyal dog at first glance. Can you make me a quiet and beautiful girl! ! !

Labor and capital ballball you!Take care of the shame of my 300-year-old old man, okay? ! ! !

Huayan's turbulent complaints were naturally not received by Hasebe, and the long-legged loyal dog only felt that the master was too gentle, cute, kind and approachable, and a new horizon was sprouting!

"Yes, master!" Hasebe, who was looking forward to the future, was full of motivation, "Please allow me to introduce you to the facilities of Honmaru."

Huayan thought that this kind of Japanese-style house is nothing to visit at all. Anyway, as long as her dead house has electricity and WiFi, it will be a nest everywhere, so she smiled shyly and said: "There is no rush, I will gradually understand in the future." It doesn't matter. You are all elders, and my family asked me to bring a lot of greeting gifts before I took office, can I trouble Hasebe-kun to introduce you to me, so that I can recognize your face?"

Hasebe was instantly moved, ah, the Lord Fusangshen cares so much, the future is so bright.

The chicken and the duck were facing each other, smiling and smiling, almost the whole rose was about to wilt.

After Huayan moved her luggage into the room and packed the house with Hasebe's enthusiastic help, she changed into the military uniform she was planning to serve as the admiral with a troubled face, and changed into a red and white one as the Romans did. witch costume.

It can only be said that people with good looks look good in anything, although Huayan always feels that her painting style is incompatible with this place.

Why on earth did she, a European and American rose, come to this Japanese-style Honmaru, which emphasizes the beauty of exquisiteness and simplicity?fall!

Obviously Miss Sakura is more suitable for this kind of place, okay?

When Huayan came to Dahiro, the high-mobility dream Hasebe had already gathered all the fusangshen in the main pill one step ahead, stopped their work, and came over to recognize the new master.

As soon as Huayan opened the flower and bird paper door of Dahiro Room, she saw the beautiful boy paper sitting upright and kneeling on the ground inside, and each of them had a Japanese sword in front of them.

Huayan's whole body is not well.

Although the little girl's painting style is rich and not very elegant, but her black hair is soft and beautiful, and her facial features are deep and gorgeous. At this time, she changed into a simple maiden costume and stood there.

Facing such a sweet and lovely girl who is "timid and afraid to go forward" at this time, the knives in Honmaru all showed a "kind" smile in the same way.

Hasebe stepped forward and said respectfully: "My lord, all the 79 swords and swords in Honmaru are here, please appreciate them one by one."

After finishing speaking, Hasebe took off the saber from his waist, held it in both hands and saluted the girl:

"I pressed and cut Hasebe, and the swordsmith who made me was named Hasebe Kunisho. Because Oda Nobunaga had a quarrel with the owner of the tea ceremony shop, he used my knife to cut the tableware shed and monks together, so we have the current one. name."

"Whether it's killing retainers or attacking temples with fire, please order it as you like!"

Huayan took over the "Cutting and Cutting Hasebu" with a confused face, looked at the knife, looked at the person, looked at the knife, and looked at the person again.

Then her eyes drifted away, and she found that there were so many handsome men in this pill, all of them were holding a knife in a serious manner to let her "recognize their faces".

Hua Yan: "..."

#Youth, there is probably a generation gap between us like the Great Rift Valley in East Africa. #

The author has something to say: the heroine's appearance level is MAX, and she is a dog.

Zong San is not as good-looking as his grandfather, but his temperament level is MAX.

For Rose, she prefers the kind of beauty with a touch of despair to her grandfather's elegant appearance like the moon.

By the way, this is a two-way love at first sight document XD.

Anyway, it's sweet.

Thanks to [Li Ge], [Bai Ling], and the two little angels for their rewards~!Holding your big face and licking you, barking.