[Comprehensive] Today, I will also tear the bird cage

"Master, why did you tell Sharana that she is not Miss Sakura's daughter?"

Hirano Toshiro, who was in the Awataguchi twins' dagger, trotted behind Hana Yan, looking at her free and easy cassock/cassock flying, obviously every step was graceful, but the speed was not slow at all.

"How can there be?" Huayan raised her eyebrows pretending to be surprised, with a playful smile in her eyes, "I didn't say a word just now! I only said that Sharana is not my child, I didn't say It's not Sakura's child."

Hirano was at a loss for words. Thinking back carefully, the lord really only said some specious things, and finally said with emotion "I treat you like my own daughter", but really didn't say anything =. =

But even if she didn't say anything, she still misled Sharana!

Looking at Sarana's current appearance, it is believed that Uchiha Sasuke's scumbag father ran away with other women, and when he had a child, he was thrown to the upbringing of his teammates who loved him so hard in the past, and he wandered the world by himself!This is too unfair!

"Well, don't worry about these small details, this is the fate of the future, I just moved it a little earlier—" Huayan's index finger and thumb pulled a small gap, showing her innocence.

Well, Huayan admits that she was so pissed off by the plot, thinking of her as a dead house and two stinging apes, she finally finished chasing Naruto, and when she clicked on Zidai, it was like a thunder rolling in the sky!

The birth mother is unknown!Thousands of miles to find the father!Open your eyes for your father!Love begets hate!What else is it called "The Scarlet Flower and Moon"? !It would be better to change the name to "Where's Dad?" or "The Temptation of Returning to the Village"!

Huayan felt that there was nothing to say, and she also knew that this matter was purely done by the family of three. Of course, she could change some things by intervening, but the grudge still existed, so she didn't want to worry about it too much.

A human's life, no matter for a plant or a monster, is too short. It is as short as a snap of a finger. It seems that when the eyes are closed and opened, everything is over.

Since Kishimoto Masashi created the bloody plot of "my mother is not my mother, my father or my father goes around and goes around and finally my father is my father, my mother or my mother" for the continuation of the story, then she will add fire It's okay, right?

Huayan thought without any guilt, rather than letting Sharana suffer for more than ten years because of blood relationship, it is better to let her accept the "reality" from the beginning.

In this way, the child will be happy when he finds out that the mother is actually her biological mother later, right?

Pfft, but it's more likely that he wants to kill himself in the second stage of middle school, right?

Thinking that Sharana will not only not question her mother in the future, but will also desperately cut off everything from her father in order to "not poke her mother's pain", Huayan thinks more and more happily, and wants to watch a good show with all her heart.

Huayan specially opened a special training class for Uchiha Sharana, called "The Cultivation and Analysis of Ninja Ultimate Blood Succession Secret Art".

The popular saying is called "those years, the routines and talk we went through".

"Sarana, do you know what is the most important thing in this ninja world?"

Standing under the bright moon, the noble monk is like the bright moon and the breeze, his cassock dances lightly, and his cherry hair is flying. The gentle and bright hair color like a mother is always the most beautiful color in the eyes of girls.

Uchiha Sarana, who already had the ability to think independently under the elite education, thought for a while before pondering, "Is it... will?"

——Where there are flying leaves, there is the will of fire burning.

"Will is very important." Huayan softened her brows and eyes, and smiled warmly, "But it's not the most important thing, at least you want to unify the world, it's not the most important thing."

"Then, what's the most important thing?"

"It's a fetter, and Zuidun!"

Huayan slapped the big blackboard next to her with a slap, and said in an excited tone: "This world is a world that can be conquered by fetters and tricks!"

"Let's learn about the three major bloodlines in the ninja world, Lai Dun! Pretending to be Dun! And the most annoying Zuidun!"

"In an episode of Naruto, 50% of it is mouth escape, 30% is reminiscing about the past, 15% is going through the plot, and the fighting scenes only account for 5%!"

Huayan was heartbroken: "What shattering data!"

"How to survive the 50% of the mouth, how to successfully counterattack and persuade the enemy in the 50% of the time, is what you need to understand and learn next!"

"First of all, let's talk about the first bloodline successor——Tear escape!"

Huayan pulled out a photo of Haruno Sakura with a bang, directly occupying a third of the blackboard.

Huayan said very seriously: "The only person in our Haruno family who started this lineage restriction is your mother, Haruno Sakura, and the person who made her start this lineage restriction is called AB. What you don't do is gay, he opened up this useless lineage restriction for your mother. This lineage restriction allows you to summon your close friends at the most critical moment and let you retreat to the second line. Hand over the stage to your buddy and let him start his show."

Sharana was dumbfounded, dropped the pen in her hand, and murmured unconsciously: "I am a servant, do I still need to be a pedal for others?"

When Huayan heard this, she immediately felt very relieved, and said with great sigh: "It's great that Sharana has this idea, that's right! How can people in the world be someone else's pedal? But what should be learned is still to be learned." of!"

"Teaching you this has two purposes. First, you have to learn how to seize the opportunity to be a summoned beast and let your friends hand over the stage to you; second, you have to be clear about this routine to prevent others from summoning other summoned beasts. "

Sharana took notes in a swish, and said bravely: "But uncle! Mom doesn't cry often! I've never seen her cry!"

"Because a girl's tears are very precious, and you can't show your ult casually for others to see. Only when you realize that you need to use it, can you consider showing this ult—such as Said that when you want to deal with your father, you can consider this secret technique, I guarantee that your father will kneel every minute! Of course, Tears Dungeon has great limitations, only those who care about you will work, otherwise the effect will be great discount."

"This is a big move, we will kill you! We are called the monsters, and we are the people who stand at the pinnacle of the ninja world, because Lai Dun is the only existence that can restrain Zui Dun!"

"Next, is the second bloodline continuation—pretending to escape! This is the only bloodline continuation that can restrain Lai Dun. It can be said that these three bloodline continuations are mutually reinforcing! You need to find the balance among them and be good at using them! "

"Zhoudun is a special lineage of the Uchiha family that has been passed down for a long time. You can trace it back to your ancestor Uchiha Madara, and you can trace it back to your father Uchiha Sasuke! They are all successors of Zhuangdun."

"Pretending to escape and restraining tears will make you look extra ruthless and unreasonable, and make you handsome and unrestrained! But this bloodline inheritance has great limitations, which is why you need to make good use of it!"

"I was struck by lightning because I pretended to be coercive. Once I can't pretend to be coercive, I will be rough, and the degree of embarrassment caused by the instant counterattack is directly multiplied by double."

Sharana raised her hand silently again: "Father knows how to escape from lightning, why is father still being struck by lightning?"

Huayan discredited Uchiha Erzhuzi lightly: "In order to attack those who are more pretentious than him."

Sharana closed her mouth and remained silent.

"Finally, it is the strongest bloodline in the ninja world who restrained pretending to escape but was restrained by tears - Zuidun! All great people are good at mouth escape! For example, the first generation of Naruto Senjujuma, the seventh generation of Uzumaki Naruto , they are all the best!"

Huayan directly threw out a thick brick book, looked at Sharana's small eyes that suddenly turned into peas, and said with great emotion: "I have practiced for more than 300...cough, more than 30 years of oral skills, today I will teach you completely! Sarana! You have to remember, you have to keep in mind the things in this book, and you can use it to trick others at any time, and you can also avoid being tricked by others."

Sharana murmured, but turned to the first page of the book, and saw a sentence written on the first line of the page.

"Chapter [-] of Mouth Cannon - Love and Hate"

"There may be no reason for love, but there must be hatred. The hatred rooted in love grows with the shadow of a tree."

Sharana shook her hands, turned a few more pages, and couldn't help whispering: "...I think it makes sense."

Huayan said deeply: "You can convince others to believe you if you are convinced, but you must distinguish clearly what is talk and what is sincerity. But if you bring me back a lot of bad checks, then uncle I just pretend I never raised your little niece."

Sharana: "..." I don't know what's going on.

After successfully fooling Sharana into the five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation, Huayan led Zongsan out of Muye Village for a stroll, continuing her great cause of dominating the world.

Talent is very important, and when this is mentioned, Huayan thinks of a strange flower that is somewhat incompatible with the entire Hokage world.

The legendary Konoha Sannin, the poison in pornography/gambling/poison, the legendary man and woman who can attack and defend can also give birth to children by mitosis and use cloning technology to revive the Uchiha clan-Oshemaru.

For Huayan, the value of Orochimaru is definitely higher than that of any ninja in this world.

Why do you say?Is not this nonsensical!

When everyone believes in will and fetters, only this guy believes in science!

The world is like this, you are a genius if you take half a step, you are a madman if you take one step, and you are the enemy of the world if you take a big step.

Orochimaru is a genius at the level of a public enemy of the world.

But for Huayan, technology!It means a weapon that is one step ahead of others!Means a steady stream of money!It means the cultural power to unify the world!

With Sosan's shell, Huayan finally found Orochimaru's lair after running through many towns. Since the end of the Fourth World War, after Orochimaru's mental illness was cured, he has also changed from a rebellious ninja to a free ninja who became a king on his own.

Huayan was thinking about how to bring this cunning snake back to Honmaru, who is also very good at talking. Who knew that there was a little accident in it.

Visiting the leader of Otonin Village as the daimyo of the Fire Country, Huayan and Zongsan were brought into Otonin Village by the welcome standard of honored guests.

Orochimaru is the same as the image in the anime. His facial features are feminine, and he looks like a man and a woman. He looks younger than Uzumaki Naruto, who is a little aging due to overwork.

She was wearing a doctor's white robe, abnormally white skin, thick eye shadow and eyeliner, a pair of eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and the corners of her lips curled up in mockery.

And standing next to him, black-haired, black-eyed, missing an arm—

Sasuke Uchiha.

The author has something to say: In the end, Huayan still bumped into the second pillar.

Hee hee, the smile gradually changed.

Huayan will pretend that she doesn't know Er Zhuzi... After all, poof, she has never seen Er Zhuzi with her identity, and Er Zhuzi doesn't even have a photo with her family, so she can't blame him for not knowing him hehe.

Watching the elder brother invite Dashemaru to work for his daughter, the psychological shadow of asking Sasuke.

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