In my days as a farmer

A few years ago, 19 o'clock was the beginning of nightlife for young people living in the city, but it was the end of the day for ordinary rural people.

However, this phenomenon has gradually changed as the country has focused on the development of rural spiritual and cultural construction in recent years, and vigorously promoted the Internet and cable TV to every village.

Xiaojin Village belongs to the relatively well-developed area of ​​spiritual culture. As long as it does not rain, the village activity center at [-] o'clock every night is full of people, whether it is the Yangko team or the square dance, it is lively and lively every day.

Unlike some cities where square dancing is dominated by aunts, the square dancing market in Xiaojin Village has both men and women, and the gender ratio is basically [-] to [-].

To be honest, the big men in Northeast China are famous all over the country for their heavy burdens. The reason why they can join the square dance team is that apart from the fact that the square dance choreography in Xiaojin Village is relatively neat, the sex of their team leader is male. factor.

Chen Li was holding a vegetable melon, biting it into a crisp sound, while looking at the young man standing on a high platform dancing youthfully.

The young man above was his schoolboy and the assistant to the head of Xiaojin Village——Li Wei.

Uh, that's right, Li Wei is Assistant Xiao Li's real name!

Since he came to Xiaojin Village, everyone had to call him Assistant Xiao Li, but fewer and fewer people called him by his real name. Even Village Chief Xiao Song also called him by that name now.

There were more people calling, and as time passed, Li Wei himself became like this when he introduced himself.Let me say this quietly, Xia Dongli has never known Assistant Xiao Li's real name until now!

Cough, far away.

As expected of the Miao people who are good at singing and dancing, the racial talent is really amazing, even the square dance is so beautiful!

As a senior who knows the basics, Chen Li gave a thumbs up to the handsome young man who made every move on stage, and then his gaze met his own senior.

Li Wei, who had just finished turning around and waving his hands, froze for a moment. His rhythm was not chaotic, and every movement was still standard, but doubts filled his eyes.

【How did you come? ] He asked his senior brother with his eyes.

Chen Li waved his juice-stained hand at him, expressing that it was a long story to talk about later, so half an hour had passed since the two brothers and sisters sat together at the barbecue booth.

The lead dancer of the square dance in Xiaojin village disbanded the team. Compared with the men and women in Xiaojin village who were waving their hands and panting heavily to indicate that the dance was a bit difficult, Assistant Xiao Li only had a little sweat on his forehead, and he wiped it twice with a towel It was refreshing again.

"Senior brother, why are you here at this time?" Assistant Li asked while pouring iced Coke for the two of them.

Don't get me wrong, it's not that he doesn't welcome his seniors, it's just that it's late June, and this time should be one of the busiest seasons for their subject.

Whether it is the output data of the crops that have just finished the trial planting, whether it is necessary to complete the paper based on this, or whether it is necessary to prepare a new project for the autumn crops, this period is a critical period.

So how could their senior brother have time to come over?And it was a weeknight.

"I asked for two months' leave." Chen Li patted the duffel bag beside him, and said calmly, "Junior brother, I'm here to join you!"

What the hell?

Assistant Xiao Li is such a calm person, but after hearing his senior brother's unreasonable behavior, he couldn't help being stunned.

Is that what he meant by defecting?No, if you want to work at the grassroots level, only two months leave is not enough.

Before Li Wei could pull out the thread from a set of complicated thoughts, Chen Li revealed the answer himself: "Actually, I went to your Xiaotupo Xiaoxia to find a job as a long-term worker!"

"Chang Gong!!!?" Assistant Xiao Li completely lost his language ability, so he could only repeat foolishly.

"Yes," Chen Li didn't frighten his junior brother's self-consciousness at all, he pushed the skewers on the table towards Assistant Xiao Li as if nothing had happened: "Xiao Xia agreed to me, but the problem is that their family has no place to live. Ah, so I’m here to join you? You see, I’m not familiar with the place where I’m born, and I can’t find a place to rent a house..."

"No, wait! You go to do long-term work for others, does our teacher know?" Li Wei stopped his thoughts, with a broken expression on his face.

Their senior brother is different from him, he was born to eat scientific research.

Although Xia Dongli called him Researcher Chen before, in fact his title is associate researcher. Don't underestimate the word [deputy], associate researcher is already a senior associate title in a scientific research institution.It may not be easy to understand, let’s put it this way, an associate researcher is at the same level as an associate professor in the field of education and an associate chief physician in the pharmaceutical industry.

Having this title means that he can independently host research projects and supervise master students.

And he is only 28 years old this year. In this field that must rely on the accumulation of qualifications, he was admitted with an exception based on the accumulated points of his scientific research achievements.

Everyone was waiting for him to become the youngest researcher in this major, so why did he come out to do a long-term job?Did their mentor really not cry?

"The tutor knows. I called him just now, and he agreed to my application."

"Brother, tell me honestly, has something happened in our lab?" Li Wei held him back with a serious face.

No wonder he thought so, his brother's behavior was too abnormal.Although he has resigned from the laboratory, Assistant Xiao Li still pays close attention to the situation of his tutor and the laboratory, otherwise he would not be so aware of the dilemma encountered by Goatee Oriental.

Now his teacher should have several long-term national-level long-term projects in his hands. Under such circumstances, his senior brother suddenly asked for leave, and he has been on leave for so long. He really can't think of other possibilities except for some major changes.

"It's all right," Chen Li waved his hand to stop him from thinking about it, "I just came out to adjust my mood, and the results of several projects were not ideal."

He said lightly: "The teacher knew about my situation and gave me a short vacation to adjust my mood. Then I thought I had nowhere to go. It happened that Xiaoxia told me that his pasture had been cut, and I Just drop by and have a look.”

Seeing Li Wei's expression of disbelief, Chen Li simply finished speaking in one breath: "So I just wanted to take a few photos and collect data to improve the thesis. I just found out that Xiao Xia was tricked again. I think this young man is still a layman. It’s not easy to start an organic farm, and if we continue like this, we’re going to be full of trouble, so I asked him if he wanted to take a permanent job, and he agreed, it’s as simple as that.”

Chen Li brought all the negative emotions such as twists and turns, frustrations, etc. during the period, and it was quite easy to say what he said.It's not that I want to hide it from my junior brother, just... oh, why are two men talking about this?Strangely hypocritical.

Although Assistant Xiao Li was still a little dubious, he agreed to the senior brother's request for a loan.Anyway, they are all bachelors, and it doesn't matter if there is one more or one less in the family.

On the contrary, another thing attracted his curiosity, "What do you think Xiaoxia was cheated again?"

"Ah, he raised a flock of sheep, do you know?" Chen Li wanted to laugh when he thought of this, and nodded when he saw that Xiao Li was a little confused, "Then do you know what breed he raises?"

Assistant Xiao Li had some recollection, his eyes widened, and she asked cautiously: "Isn't it a sheep? Could it be an alpaca?"

"No, it's a little better than that," Chen Li revealed the answer: "He bought twenty black-nosed sheep, and the famous ones are not so useful..."

Before he finished speaking, Assistant Xiao Li pushed his chair away and stood up.

"What are you doing?" Chen Li was just about to start eating skewers, but was startled by his sudden action.

"I'll go to Xiao Xia's house." Assistant Xiao Li, who is familiar with all kinds of cute animals, couldn't sit still when he heard the name of the black-nosed sheep. Furry, there are twenty furries!Still so cute and furry!

He felt that his hands were a little itchy, and he needed soft wool to soothe him!

Chen Li hurriedly stopped him: "Don't go, no, don't go up the small slope these few days, Xiao Xia and the others are busy, don't make trouble for others!"

"Why am I making trouble, I can also help them herd sheep!" Assistant Xiao Li said confidently.

"They have a shepherd dog to herd sheep, can you compare to a shepherd dog?" Chen Li forced the person whose eyes lit up a few degrees after hearing the word "shepherd dog" to sit down: "And Xiaoxia's family is in trouble now, they You'd better not go until it's resolved, lest you get hurt."

Assistant Xiao Li gradually came back to his senses. He frowned and looked at him, a little worried: "Trouble? What's going on?"

"Ah, this starts with their pasture fields..."

Xia Dongli provoked a big trouble that he couldn't afford to provoke, and to be precise, he didn't provoke it, he was a disaster from heaven!

Do you still remember Comrade Xiaoxia complaining repeatedly that there were no birds in the small yard?Now he had a bird, but the bird that came was not what he thought it would be.

In the early morning in the countryside, accompanied by the morning light, the singing of insects and birds and the sober air, but today's situation is different.

Xia Dongli carefully opened the curtains of the bedroom a little, and he put one eye to the gap in the curtains to look outside, um, very good, he didn't find any enemy.

He opened the curtain a little, then stretched out a hand and slowly opened the glass window to ventilate, and the moment he opened the glass window a little, Xia Dongli noticed a small black spot like a cannonball It usually hits him from a tree in the distance.

Although the distance was still far away, Xia Dongli seemed to see the fierce light in those Doudou's eyes, and he quickly closed the glass window with sharp eyesight and hands.

It's too late, but it's too late, the bird made an emergency brake half a meter away from the window, flapped its wings and flew upwards, and following this potential energy, its belly moved towards the glass window, and in the next instant a mass of white The paste shot out from its tail and landed firmly on Xia Dongli's glass window.

Seeing that the blow was successful, the black bird honked proudly, and landed on the fence so hotly, squinting at Xia Dongli, those peasy eyes were full of contempt.

"You're never finished!" Xia Dongli glanced at the bird poop on the glass window, and couldn't bear it anymore, he opened the window and cursed at the bird outside: "I've already picked up your nest, and the eggs are gone!" It’s okay, can you be more magnanimous as a bird? And you built the nest in our family’s field without authorization, and you didn’t tell me how I know!”

Seeing that the two-legged beast actually had the intention of fighting with it, the black bird immediately narrowed his eyes and made a gesture to take off again, but Xia Dongli was not afraid, the bird had already run out of ammunition and food, and there was no way to make another move. Throw poo skills.

But what he didn't expect was that the bird's head was so hard that it flew over without saying a word, and then stretched out its head to peck people. Xia Dongli quickly closed the screen window with his eyes. superior.

Xia Dongli was really angry and funny. Seeing the bird struggling, he couldn't hold it back. He took out his mobile phone to take a picture of its dark history, then took out labor gloves and put it on to rescue it from the screen window.

Facts have proved that his behavior of wearing gloves was very correct, because the moment he was rescued, the black bird turned his head and pecked Xia Dongli's hand very immorally.

"It doesn't hurt at all!" Xia Dongli continued to annoy him while holding the bird out of the bedroom.

"Chichi!" Blackbird narrowed his eyes, and just as the second battle between man and bird was about to break out, Xun Yu just opened the door and came in, followed by three dogs that had finished their morning run.

"Wow!" Rice just wagged its tail happily, and then it saw the black bird in Xia Dongli's hand, and immediately stopped wagging its tail, and stopped being coquettish, and the whole Wang went into an angry mode: " Aww!!"

The master is so amazing that he caught this cunning black bird, so are we going to eat this bird now! ?Wang can eat it in one bite!

Xia Dongli patted the dog's head to signal it to move away, then he pinched the bird with one hand and held the escalator to the side of the wisteria flower stand. Xun Ao knew what he was going to do at a glance, and reached out to help him hold the ladder.

On the wisteria flower stand, a black bird of the same style that was hatching an egg spread its wings a little uneasy, and made a threatening gesture at Xia Dongli, who was slowly showing his head, and then it saw Xia Dongli's hand pinching mate.

"Chirp, chirp, chirp!" it screamed in a hurry, and even stood up from the egg to attack.

"Chirp..." Niao Bufu, who was pinched by Xia Dongli, was only proud and a little frustrated.

Xia Dongli slowly sent the bird to the edge of the nest, and then released the clamp. The pinched bird staggered and stood firm on the edge of the nest, and then it was pecked hard by the hatching bird.

Oops!It turns out that what the hatching bird wants to teach is its mate.

Xia Dongli was a little surprised. The mother bird should be responsible for incubating eggs, right?It seems that the mother bird is quite reasonable.Uh, but it's also possible that it's just because the husband ran out early in the morning not to find food but to harass the landlord, so he shot and beat.

These two blackbirds are the new tenants of Xia Dongli's house, but they are of the uninvited kind.

The scientific name of the two birds is blackbird, which looks a bit like a crow. Their whole body feathers, including their feet, are pitch black. The only bright color in their bodies is the golden beak and eye circles, which is also the main identification of their identities. means.

Now this season is the brooding period for blackbirds, but I don't know if the couple was too busy dating and forgot to lay eggs, or because the first nest of eggs died. They have just built a nest and laid eggs.

What's even more bizarre is that they chose not to build their nests on tree branches, but quietly settled in Xia Dongli's pasture field.

So when Xia Dongli finished cutting the pasture, he was not happy for a long time, and he was shocked to find that he had fully filled the hatred value of these two birds. Xiaokang who had a meal were all attacked by throwing poop indiscriminately, and the only one in the family who was spared was Xun Ao, probably because he was not easy to mess with.

Xia Dongli was baffled at first, until Rice discovered the nests of the two birds and attracted a wave of more intense attacks.

The stubble height of this pasture land is about ten centimeters, and the lush stems and leaves are cut off, leaving bare stems, which greatly reduces the covering ability for wild animals. Considering that this nest continues to be released It was very likely that they would be attacked here, so Xia Dongli moved the couple to a wisteria trellis.

Not to mention the dense branches and leaves of the wisteria flower stand, it is also higher than the ground. In addition, Xia Dongli installed an anti-snake device on the support to help the couple block threats from the ground. It can be said that the environment is quite good.

However, the young couple who were forcibly demolished and moved were still very dissatisfied. The female bird couldn't get away in order to incubate the eggs, and the male bird in charge of foraging took revenge.

He seemed to be sure that the culprit was Xia Dongli, and every morning he made a poop attack on the glass window of his bedroom.Xia Dongli was really a little unreasonable at first, until he noticed that the two birds had bitten a bee that happened to fly by with one beak.

He has no guilt at all right now, this kind of tenant who sneaks in and forcibly moves in, not only disrespects the landlord, but also harms the interests of other residents, is simply a bad neighbor!

"I'll drive you away when the birds come out of the nest!" Xia Dongli made the landlord's declaration while going down the stairs.