In my days as a farmer

Xia Dongli is not a dull person... Uh, at most he is a little late.

"It's mainly due to the time difference in information communication!" He tried to defend himself.

When he first came into contact with this company, he was still a materialistic young man in society. When he saw the long name, he glanced at it and passed by. Later, he added WeChat and changed the note, so the follow-up contact During the process, the name of the company was not looked at at all.

When he later learned about another aspect of this world, he didn't remember the name of the company at all. Whoever buys something still studies the name of the other company!Still so long.

Of course, the most important factor is that who would have thought that a group of non-human beings actually started a company to produce high-tech agricultural tools, and they even took such a name that is so high-tech.

Shouldn't the company opened by the gods have a brand name like Zixiao Palace God's Temple and sell some ointments and herbs?But think carefully about Nezha's department... The name of the Monster Management Bureau is also clear enough. Hey, this is probably a cultural characteristic, and the vulgar is the elegant.

But taking a closer look at the company name, Xia Dongli suddenly felt his teeth hurt.Is the living environment of mortals really so bad that the gods have to find ways to protect it?Still through the way of engaging in this technology industry, I always feel that something is not right.

Xia Dongli actually wanted to convince himself that he had misunderstood, but after looking through his memory carefully, he found that there were a lot of weird things in it, such as Bai Xiaoxiao who was alone in winter and came to the door at the wrong time.

The little girl suddenly appeared in his yard at that time, because she didn't leave any footprints on the snow and shocked Brother Hu, and her strength was too unscientific, and she seemed to have said that she was similar to ordinary people If you can't survive the warranty or something... By the way, I thought she was strong at the time, what else did she say?Xia Dongli vaguely remembered that she said it was because she studied civil engineering.

He wondered at the beginning that learning civil engineering has nothing to do with being strong, but he didn't think much about it because of the distance between arts and sciences. Now that he thinks about it, that girl might be saying that she is learning magic of earth and wood. Bar?

Xia Dongli wrote the information on a piece of paper, then pushed it in front of Xun Ao and asked him to "clear it from a bystander", and handed over the WeChat chat records by the way.

Xun Yao frowned after looking at it, and after turning over the chat records to the end, he slowly put the phone on the table, and said very implicitly: "This person should not be close friends."

"Huh?!" Why, why did you say this suddenly? Did Xiao Yan see something?Xia Dongli suddenly became a little nervous.

Seeing that Xun Yao clicked on Long Jiu's daily scolding of his brother, he said: "He scolded his brother."

This... Xia Dongli leaned over and took a look. This was a long series of private chats sent by Long Jiu yesterday when he asked if there was a composting machine. , It was too late for him to check the information yesterday. Judging from Long Jiu's reply after sending the message, this guy is working overtime again.

The young man who worked overtime was naturally full of resentment. As a customer who was good at listening, Xia Dongli also chatted with the other party.

After this conversation, I came up with the sentence pointed out by Xun Yu. At that time, when the young social animal lamented that he had stayed up late for a long time, he uttered a terrible curse that belonged to a single dog—hope that the wives of the brothers would not want them, and he Just continue to be a ten thousand year old bachelor hahahaha! !

Cough cough, these are Long Jiu's original words. From the perspective of outsiders, it is indeed a bit vicious, but there are also environmental factors.

Xia Dongli coughed dryly, and tried to explain to others: "Well, he said that he was cheated by several brothers, and the work was lost to him, and then he finally found a brother who said he was chasing his wife and let him Excuse me..."

Under Xun Yu's scorching gaze, Xia Dongli spoke more and more quietly. When he watched it yesterday, he substituted Long Jiu's emotions and naturally he didn't feel anything. The identity of... ouch!People really have the strength to curse success!

And ten thousand years may not be an adjective, it is likely to be really 1 years!For a short-lived species, this curse seems a bit too heavy.

That's right, Xia Dongli has already speculated about Long Jiu's identity - it's really too transparent, as long as he thinks that the other party is not human, wearing this vest is the same as not wearing it!

Whether it's the other party's ranking, ID, or the golden decoration style on their website that is full of dragon elements, it can all explain his identity.

He is a dragon, and it is very likely that he is still the dragon in the nine sons of the dragon!And as far as the situation of social animals is concerned, it may be the little partner in Nezha's mouth who worked hard to sell silk and caused Western mermaids to protest the trade deficit.

Xia Dongli was dizzy when he thought yesterday that he joked with Yilong with a smile, "He already has an elder brother who has left the order, so this curse is not valid", which made the other party explode.

But to be honest, I don't know if it's because of his service awareness or his really good temper, but Long Jiu really didn't give him any sense of superiority.At the beginning of the conversation, he thought this was a real customer service worker, even though he later found out that he was actually the boss's son and general manager, but because this person's social animal smell is too strong, he has a very friendly relationship, Xia Dongli still had a good chat with him.

Why!Speaking of which!Xia Dongli touched his chin, "So are the products produced by this company technological or metaphysics?"

Unexpectedly, his thoughts suddenly jumped back here, and Xun Ao made a nasal questioning voice, and then looked at Xia Dongli before he could answer, turned around and ran to the kitchen, pointing a flashlight at the place under the water bucket. The pressurizer researched for a while.

Xia Dongli bought a total of three things from this company. The filter tank is underground, and the fertilizer machine hasn't arrived yet. Only the equipment for pressurizing the small brick house is installed outside.

Xia Dongli plugged and unplugged the power supply for a while, and finally decided that this thing seems to be powered by electricity, unless there is some high-tech sensing device inside that can be activated at the moment of power on.

But having said that, it is better to use electricity directly than to toss such a seemingly more complicated thing.Xia Dongli RUA checked his own pressurizer. Because of the filter, he felt that the metal material is not to mention how comfortable it is. The seams can be called seamless. You can only see it with your hands but feel nothing. , Excellent workmanship, definitely the best of the best.

After worshiping his own Dragon Clan Secret Treasure (hey!), Xia Dongli calmed down and sat back in the living room.Hmm~ How should I put it, it may be because his threshold has increased. After being excited for a while, his only thought is: the quality of the products produced by the Dragon Clan must be guaranteed. It is to earn!arrive!up!

Yes, it is that practical.

He couldn't help but took out his mobile phone, poked open the company's product catalog and started shopping.

How to put it this way, the feeling is probably that one day you suddenly find out that the manufacturer of the goods you bought at home actually produces military products. this brand.Xia Dongli now feels like he has found a treasure.

But no!too expensive!

He put his phone upside down on the table, trying to force himself to calm down.

A large composter has shaved a thick layer of his small coffers, and he has to spend money on small tractor irrigation equipment and so on.The small farm is a gold swallowing beast, and there are still many places to spend money in the future.

Calm down, keep calm!

Xia Dongli leaned against the table, and saw the English books on the table at a glance, and his eyes lit up immediately.

Is there anything more calming than studying?Especially for things like English, after reading it, the six roots are pure and all thoughts disappear.

He said to Xun Yao very sincerely: "Xiao Yao, do you want to write English words silently? May I help you?"

Xun Yao was silent for a moment, and picked up the pen and paper very cooperatively. Thus, this night that should have been thrilling passed harmoniously while writing and reciting English words.

The next day, Xia Dongli and Xun Ao went to the town together to buy a battery car, which was the same brand as Assistant Xiao Li's battery car but of a different model. They bought an agricultural tricycle.

When they arrived at the car sales office, these small three-wheelers just arrived, and Xia Dongli was attracted by their cool appearance at a glance. With the mighty and domineering three-wheeler in front, the rest of the two-wheelers It became Yingying Yanyan.

Most men couldn't resist this macho car, so Xun Ao's eyes also fell on the new mistress.

The simple and heavy army green, with hydraulic transmission brake and air-cooled engine, has a load capacity of five tons, large tires, and the most important thing is that it has a double-top self-unloading function!As long as one button is pressed, the carriage at the back will be jacked up and the goods will be poured down!

There are also interest-free installments for spending X on the new product launch, rounding up means that there is no money!

The car sales guy also mysteriously told Xia Dongli that they could make a little modification, such as changing him to tires and engines that are good at climbing~ and it was within the scope of the Shanghai certificate~

Xia Dongli was immediately moved. After driving Xiaolu for a few laps, he paid the money without hesitation.The little brother saw that he was happy and gave him a canopy and a small bench.On the return journey, Xun Yao was sitting on the small bench at the back and was taken home by Xia Dongli, not to mention Dorafeng.

In fact, he has seriously considered it. The load capacity of small agricultural tricycles is much higher than that of two-wheeled vehicles, and tricycles are more stable to drive, and it is also convenient for novices to get started quickly.They also have much more land now than before, no matter how you look at it, the third round is more useful than the second round!

Of course it's better than four wheels.

Xiaolu quickly became the new favorite of the Xia family with the attitude of the newcomer.Xia Dongli abandoned her own SUV, and drove Xiaolu when she came and went.Even Dami has a good impression of Xiaolu, and quietly raised his leg to mark the car on the day he bought it.

After Xun Yao learned how to drive the small three-wheeler, Xia Dongli simply took out the car cover and put it on the SUV (hey!).

Xiaolu's appearance of shuttling back and forth in the farmland was so cool that even Uncle Dahai, who loves heavy machinery and micro-tillers, stopped them once and tried to get off the car.Uncle Dahai's wife was standing on the side, watching him "up and down" Xiaolu.

"Xiaoxia~" Uncle Dahai reluctantly climbed down from Xiaolu's driving seat, and changed the subject under his wife's warning eyes, "Do you want chickens? My family weeds out a few roosters, if you want Take a few back, the rooster is so tender these days, it tastes good no matter how you cook it."

In the breeding of chicken flocks, the rooster is a very delicate existence.

For farmers, roosters are an indispensable and unstable element. It is impossible to keep them. Without roosters, hens do not like to lay eggs, but when there are too many roosters, they have to fight. No bid.

Therefore, the average farmer will only keep one or two roosters to guard the house or serve as breeders, and the rest of the roosters will be slaughtered and eaten while they are tender.

The little rooster brought out by Uncle Dahai this time is the contestant who was eliminated in the last round of breeder competition. Although it may be the eliminated contestant, the chickens raised by Uncle Dahai are also semi-free-range chickens raised by hens Chickens, usually go to the field to eat Cordyceps seeds when they have nothing to do. All of them are full of energy and their eyes are burning.

Xia Dongli counted the number of teeth in his family, and bought five dogs for more than 300 yuan. When he got home, he and Xiao Yan stewed two together. The taste was so amazing that it brought back all the three dogs that were out in the wild. up.

Xia Dongli and Xun Ao had a chicken, and three dogs and one. The two chickens ate so much that there was not even soup left, and even the chicken bones left over from him and Xun Ao were forced by the two dogs. Crushed.

"I've never eaten such a delicious chicken." Xia Dongli put the remaining three chickens in Xiaobaa's original cage with [-]% patience, and covered the hole with barbed wire , and sprinkled a handful of chicken feed into it.His gaze was as gentle as the rice sitting on the ground: "Eat well! Don't lose weight~"

"Wow!" The rice responded, and San'er, who was a small step behind it, licked his mouth, as if he was reminiscing about something, then he bit the rice grains that were full and lying flat, unable to move, and followed Xia Dongli back to the room. The family's dreams this night were all filled with delicious chicken.

Ow!This fresh and tender skin has a delicate and chewy taste, and even the bones carry a strong fragrance.

The owner of the rice said that he can eat another one tomorrow, so come tomorrow!

Different from San'er's dream, Rice has many dreams. It dreams that it is grazing on the grassland, and then all the grazing chickens are fat. Every day when I go home, I can eat one and can't finish so much. Chicken!

"Hmm~" The stuffed rice grains shook their legs cooperatively, and the flesh in their stomachs was already looking forward to the next meal before they were digested!

However, how beautiful the dream is, how cruel it is to wake up.

Being let out to pee early in the morning... Ah no, the rice in the enclosure looked at the dug up barbed wire and the empty cages and let out an angry howl-where is Ben Wang's chicken!

Cerberus growled in a low voice at the side—someone dared to challenge the Hellhound, so he must give it a little color!

"Aww!" Even the rice grains were not willing to lose, it stood in the middle of the two big dogs, raised its head and screamed, and kicked its fat paws, full of deterrent force.

Santiao Wang looked at Xia Dongli at the same time, the flames of revenge shining brightly in his eyes.

Xia Dongli was playing back the video at first, when he saw the two dogs ready to move, he couldn't laugh or cry: "Don't make trouble, the one who came to steal the chicken in the middle of the night must be a wild animal, we can't do lynching until we figure it out. Xiao Yu, hold on quickly Some of them! Don't let them scurry out!"

Xun Yao moved his lips, "Why don't you catch him first and send him to the police station?"

Your expression is not so simple to grasp! !It clearly says "beat me up", okay?Xia Dongli's head is full of black lines, Xiaoyu, why are you on top! !