In my days as a farmer

It takes some time to tidy up the house, and too many things happened today, Xia Dongli felt tired and hungry, so he simply piled things aside and prepared to take care of everyone's bellies first.

Because of the addition of a baby cub who was still nursing at home, Xia Dongli and Xun Ao split into two groups. Xun Ao went to feed the small animals, and Xia Dongli was responsible for feeding himself and Xun Ao... Uh, Also add a Mr. Three-headed Dog.

Since Nezha and the others did not leave a translator behind when they were taken away, there are still communication problems between Xia Dongli and Cerberus, but this dog's mind is really simple, and Xia Dongli can be understood only by body movements. Guess what it's thinking.

It still couldn't forget the meat that Xia Dongli used to catch Wang today.

After the dog fishing activities were interrupted during the day, Xia Dongli put the beef in the refrigerator, and since he entered the kitchen, this honest European dog has licked his mouth against the refrigerator several times.

All right, all right, the visitor is a guest.

Xia Dongli, who was hit by the straight ball, smiled fascinatedly, opened the refrigerator and took out the beef. In order to save time, he directly fired the beef and coated it with olive oil, then put it in a pan to fry.Not sure about Mr. Three-headed Dog's preference for cooked food, he simply fried the beef until it was half-ripe, and then put half of it in front of the rice and the three-headed dog.

...Why is it one half?Ahem, as a qualified host, eccentricity is the biggest taboo,

For dogs, the right to eat first is the expression of status in the family.In the wild, only the strongest dog in the family will be able to enjoy the best position on the prey first.Although the family environment is not as strict as that in the wild, if the owner gives one to eat but not the other at home, it means that the owner has appointed this dog to have a higher status than the other.

However, if the owner would eat first for one dog and then for that dog, it would easily lead to a confusion of status between the two dogs, which would lead to a fight.

In some multi-dog families, the relationship between the dogs is not good because of this reason. The status of the family is too unclear, and the owner does not allow them to completely fight to subdue each other. kid!

Of course, someone may ask, so what if my other dog does not eat this thing?If this dog does not eat, another dog will make up for it. The owner can put food in front of it first, and then put it in front of another dog after being rejected.

There is no need to worry about the dog thinking that this is eating leftovers. Animals in nature do not have the concept of dividing dishes. It is normal for a family to eat a meal.

However, the situation of Xia Dongli's family is not universal...because rice also loves beef. To be precise, in the eyes of rice Wang who has just passed the puberty period, the meat is only divided into two types, the ones that have not eaten and the ones that have not been eaten. love to eat.

Yes, it's that simple and rude.

In order to express his love for beef, from the moment Xia Dongli started frying the beef, Rice put down his beloved milk-flavored dog food and ran to the kitchen door to guard.

Sometimes the rice can’t tell what kind of meat is for it when the owner cooks and what kind of meat is for itself. Over time, it has mastered a skill—no matter who eats it, as long as it blocks the door, it can always get a little bit.

And it succeeded this time.When Xia Dongli came out with two stainless steel plates, Dami was very happy, but although he was happy, he still kept his eyes on the order of the two plates until he judged that his plate fell first, This is satisfactory.

Although this foreign dog is very strong, but he is stupid, so Rice feels that he is still the head of the family.

Xia Dongli, who didn't know the pet dog's careful thoughts, let out a small sigh of relief when he saw that the two dogs were both bowing their heads to eat meat. At the same time, he also judged one thing - when they were not at home, the two dogs at home Something must have happened to Tiao Wang, this incident is still a major event that determines the family status of Tiao Wang!

He's going to watch surveillance after dinner!With this idea in mind, Xia Dongli danced the shovel into the air.As soon as Xun Yao lowered the bolt on the gate of the courtyard, he heard Xia Dongli calling him to eat.

In order to save time, Xia Dongli cooked fried noodles for dinner.

The noodles are fresh noodles bought at the rice noodle shop in Zhenzi. The shop advertised that they use flour made from winter wheat just harvested this year. Although the noodles have not been dried mechanically, the storage time of the noodles will be longer. It's discounted, but this kind of noodles tastes very strong in wheat, and it's not at the same level as the rolled noodles bought in supermarkets with a shelf life of half a year or a year.

Now, however, the noodles are grievously soaked in soy sauce.

Baiwei sauce is the first. The taste of soy sauce is the most overbearing of all seasonings and the seasoning that can best cover the original flavor of the ingredients. Especially Xia Dongli uses braised soy sauce, not to mention the overbearing power. The room is full of The taste of thick red sauce.

This is not enough, for a northerner who prefers to eat, after seasoning with soy sauce to enhance the color, it must be served with the soul on top-saozi!

Xia Dongli put a spoonful of Hubang hot sauce in it, ahem, Xia Dongli's favorite is actually the old godmother, but the old godmother at home just finished eating, so he opened a bottle of tiger Bang Chili Sauce.It happens that there is a little minced beef in the spicy sauce, which can also add some meat flavor.

These were not enough, he also sprayed some vinegar in it.

Zhenjiang balsamic vinegar, as the name suggests, has a mild sour taste and a strong fragrance.In a heated environment, the esters and alcohols evaporate in the air, and after a while, only the sour aroma remains, not the vinegar smell, which is just right for the early summer flavor.

However, there is another important point of cooking Xiajia private noodles, which is also the essence of this bowl of noodles-before serving the pan, the whole noodles and seasonings should be fried in the pan for a while, until the noodles at the bottom are hardened on the bottom of the pan. Take out the pot again.

Although it is not very healthy, but the burnt aroma and sauce aroma are mixed together, it is super delicious~ Of course, the premise is that it is not a non-stick pan, which cannot be fried in a non-stick pan.

In order to fully blend the various flavors, Xia Dongli covered the pot, set up another pot, and beat two poached eggs.

Fried noodles with sweet and sour poached eggs, and two cabbage sums for coloring, perfect~

Xia Dongli happily lifted the lid of the pot, and was about to turn around when a plate appeared in front of him.

Xun Yao had already stood behind him with a plate at some point, "When did you come in?" Xia Dongli was a little surprised, and he said while serving noodles, "I didn't even notice!"

The young man walked towards the dining room with two filled fried noodles: "I came in when I smelled vinegar and knew you were making fried noodles."

Not only did he come in, but he also dragged the two dogs that refused to leave out of the kitchen, and washed the two clean stainless steel rice bowls that didn't leave any juice.

If he hadn't come in in time, the two Wangs would have started hugging Xia Dongli's thigh.

Xia Dongli, who didn't know about this, was a little proud. His family's food was divided into two factions.

Xiaoyu may have learned how to cook with TV because she learned how to cook from TV.But there is one characteristic of all health-preserving dishes - the clear soup lacks water, so Xiaoye doesn't like to add seasonings when cooking, and what he eats is the original taste.

And Xia Dongli is the opposite of him. He can turn out flowers on instant noodles, let alone ordinary meals. He is a staunch additive lover. After moving here, he bought three kinds of oyster sauce alone, and soy sauce was also divided. Light soy sauce, soy sauce, braised fish, steamed fish and soy sauce, Xia Dongli likes to stuff a small piece of thick soup into it even when frying a vegetable, he is very particular.

Logically speaking, he and Xiaomao should be on the opposite end of the spectrum, but in fact Xiaomao really likes to eat the rice he cooks, especially the noodles.

As long as it's noodle dishes, no matter how much Xia Dongli tosses, he can eat them all, which is super flattering.

The chef was naturally very happy when the diners joined in. Xia Dongli happily unpacked a bag of peanuts as a side dish, and followed Xun Ao who was carrying two plates out of the kitchen.

As soon as he went out, Xia Dongli saw two dogs deadlocked in the hall, and the atmosphere was extremely strange.

The ferocious three-headed hellhound was pressed against the dog's head by rice, and it was holding on to the dog food bowl not close to it, as if it was refusing to eat dog food with all its heart.Rice seemed to be in a hurry. Its fur paws were pressing on the head of the three-headed dog, and it kept whining and barking at the dog. It looked like an old father who had his heart broken.

"What are they doing?" Xia Dongli stopped and tilted his head, looking at the two dogs with some doubts.

Xun Yao kept walking, he put the two plates of noodles on the table very calmly, and took the chopsticks for Xia Dongli. After hearing Xia Dongli's question, he said very calmly: "Dami is introducing dog food to San'er. How delicious... San'er thinks it shouldn't eat dog food, probably."

Xia Dongli was startled, and he glanced at his own Rice Wang with some admiration.

Actually give Amway dog ​​food to the hell three-headed dog?Their rice is really good!But having said that, there is nothing wrong with dogs eating dog food. For dogs, the nutritional content of dog food is scientific, which can not only provide energy for adult dogs to move, but also effectively avoid obesity and allergies.

Although some people now think that dogs should be fed raw meat and bones, Xia Dongli is not a researcher in nutrition. It is too difficult for him to use raw meat to formulate a suitable nutrition table for dogs, so he compared After correcting a lot of recipes, I chose the current ration of rice.

Not to mention the palatability, the ingredient list is very beautiful, the only disadvantage is that the protein content is relatively low, but rice usually eats meat, so it doesn't matter.

But for the three-headed dog whose body structure should be different from ordinary dogs... Uh, the dog food prepared by humans should not meet its aesthetic standards and physical needs, right?

While thinking this way, Xia Dongli saw a golden-haired dog whining twice at Rice, who responded loudly and confidently. After a while, under Xia Dongli's dumbfounded gaze, this haha Diss' vicious dog, the guardian of the gate of hell, swallowed a mouthful of dog beans hesitantly.

Xia Dongli: "!!!!"

The ferocious European Wang didn't notice Xia Dongli's gaze. It raised its head and chewed the dog food. Because the chewing movement was still a bit ferocious, it seemed to savor it carefully, and then hesitated under Rice's encouraging gaze. He took another bite.

Rice was very satisfied that his Amway was eaten by other dogs, and he gave the food bowl to this new dog with a gracious manner, and looked at Cerberus with some relief. A whole pot of dog food was eaten.

"What happened to them..." What's the matter with Da Mi's bewildered and kind eyes?He just left for an afternoon, why did the two dogs suddenly develop from being at war with each other to being kind and filial?This string of sets is too powerful!

Xia Dongli quickly took out his mobile phone and turned on the monitoring playback, and swiped to after he and Xiaoyu were taken away.

Xun Ao sat next to him with fried noodles in his hands, and the two watched the replay while cooking the noodles, and then they watched a comedy story called "The Dog's Home".

Since it was an emergency at that time, the police carried out a raid operation and did not have time to apply for a search warrant. Therefore, they could not directly enter the house to search.But the courtyard was the scene of the first crime. In order not to miss the traces of the crime, after Xia Dongli and others left, a small police officer brought a drug detection dog to look for any missing evidence.

At that time, Da Miben and the three-headed dog were watching the puppies in the house. Xia Dongli specially locked the door of the house to prevent the dogs from being hurt after Assistant Xiao Li called the police, so it should be at first. I don't know what happened at home.

Until the little female dog entered its territory, Xia Dongli didn't know where it came out of. Just when the drug-sniffing dog started working, Dami Wang suddenly appeared in the yard and snarled at the drug-sniffing dog .

The investigators were naturally worried when they saw this aggressive dog without a leash, and raised their police weapons one after another.Fortunately, Assistant Xiao Li was also on the scene at the time. He stopped the attack of Rice in time and stuffed it into Xiaokang's pig cage.Rice was not released until the search was over.

After the rice was released, it circled in the yard repeatedly. Facing the suddenly unfamiliar environment, its whole dog was very irritable. Through the high-definition lens, it can be seen that the hair on the neck and tail of the rice exploded.

It first turned around the closed door, as if looking for clues, then looked up and wandered around the small yard with its eyes.Because Xia Dongli was not found, Rice stood up anxiously, fiddled with the door lock with two front paws, then opened the anti-theft door of the house and jumped in.After a while, the two adult dogs in the family came out one after the other.

Rice brought Cerberus to the front of Xiaokang pig's cage. It put its front paws on the cage, and swept Cerberus's calf with its tail again and again, as if urging it.Cerberus showed an obvious gesture of refusal, but he couldn't help turning the rice over and over again. Finally, after 3 minutes, he raised his paw...

The stainless steel cage of Xia Dongli's house was slashed open in this way. Although he already knew the final result, Xia Dongli still couldn't hold back the desire to gasp when he saw this scene. Twitched a bit at the pressure of money.

After the little baa was released in the same way, Rice ran to open the chicken coop again. Like a best chess player, he placed the small animals in the house in the courtyard, and directed them to act through calls and movements.

Of course, this training process was not smooth, not to mention the thorny little baa, the IQ and behavior habits of chickens and ducks are doomed that they are not a race that can obey orders.For this reason, Da Mi Wang, the highest officer in the courtyard, spent a lot of time and energy, and it seems that Cerberus was appointed as its adjutant during the management process, and the two shared command.

This busy, busy afternoon.During the period, Rice even took the time to enter the house to feed the puppy. The anti-theft door of Xia Dongli's house was obviously defenseless in his eyes.

At the end of the story, the little animals waiting in line waited for Xun Yao who had climbed over the wall.

Xia Dongli put the mobile phone that was fast forwarding all the way on the table, with a dazed expression on his face. According to the posture of the little animals at that time, he had no doubt that if the one who came back was not Xiaoyu but some thief, the little animals in the house would definitely give him a hand. Take a look at the other side...

He is very touched that his beloved dog took the initiative to take on the responsibility of the family when the unreliable owners left home, but...

Xia Dongli swallowed his saliva, and looked at Xun Ao: "Is the rice fine? Is this too clever?"

This has exceeded the IQ of ordinary dogs, right? ! ! !

Xun Yao was very calm about this, and he found a good reason to comfort him: "The rice has eaten the fruit that Nezha sent, and is Xiaotian's friend, so it is naturally different from ordinary dogs."

"And—" he paused, and said very calmly, "It doesn't matter if you are a dog or not."

Xia Dongli was perfectly persuaded.

The author has something to say: Rice: I steal food, pick locks, kidnap small animals, pretend to be cute and weak, but I know I am a good dog!

Author Jun: You say yes.