In my days as a farmer

Greek mythology is the most chaotic and complex of all mythological genealogy, mainly because Greece itself is a republic composed of thousands of islands.

In the era of inconvenient communication, a completely different language family is located across the mountains, not to mention across the sea. If you want to know what the same myths and legends will look like when they are passed between N islands.

So when the whole country is reunified, everyone's myths are merged, good guy, brother and sister become husband and wife, husband and wife become father and daughter.The Greek people may have struggled too, but the era when the myth was formed was also an era of blood marriage, and marriage between close relatives was not a shameful act, and it was passed down over time.

But in fact, the relationship between the gods is not that complicated, especially the underworld, which is generally a group of gods with more integrity.

——The above is an explanation from a netizen he saw when he went to inquire about the genealogy of Greek mythology afterwards.As for why he checked this, it started with the "communication" with the Greek god of sleep during the day.

For a qualified dog father, Xia Dongli naturally couldn't accept the other party's attitude of "it's your honor that my dog ​​sees your dog".

The supremacy of bloodlines is a routine played by pet dogs. Their rice is a shepherd dog and a working dog.

The breeding of working dogs and pet dogs are two routes. The breeding of pet dogs is bred in the direction of pleasing humans. Characteristics and in order to ensure this dominant gene, there is a saying of blood purity.

But working dogs are dogs that eat by their ability. In the selection and breeding, only the most powerful dogs can get the breeding rights, and they follow the natural route of respecting the strong.

Hair, body, and eye color are all ignored, only who is smarter, who is better at shepherding sheep, or who is better at understanding instructions.Both of Rice's parents are offspring of border collie working dogs not recognized by the AKC.This is why their rice is smarter and more humane than the border herds bred in ordinary kennels.

So Xia Dongli would never buy any lineage theory put forward in front of him!

Even if it's a three-headed hellhound, if their dog doesn't like it, no one can force it.And Xia Dongli is absolutely against rice going to Greece, the reason is very simple - the ghost knows what the unscrupulous gods in Greece will do to their rice!

Those gods in your Greek mythology are scumbags who don’t even spare animals. If they are too far away, what if Dami is bullied? !

The most critical thing is the issue of giving birth to cubs!It's not that Xia Dongli looks down on his own dog, but their rice is just a purely physical dog, and the opposite Wang who looks very gentlemanly and honest now is a dual system of property and law, and they are in the other party's territory. If they are together Ninety-nine percent of the final cubs are Mi Bao from their family.

The ghost knows how to give birth, and the ways of giving birth in Greek mythology are also various. The good ones are a drop of blood, and the bad ones are the whole mother's body being split open.

He dare not take risks!

Of course, these words can't be spoken directly, and if you speak, you will hurt Youbang's feelings, so Xia Dongli said it very tactfully, just saying that he depends on the dog's opinion and he is not willing to let the dog go away.

Hypnos listened patiently with a smile, and said that he was just conveying his sincerity on behalf of Lord Pluto, who was unable to come to China in person, but the specifics would depend on the compatibility of the two dogs.

"Master Pluto values ​​Cerberus very much, and he took him to a blind date more than once, but Cerberus has a very high vision in choosing a partner, so he has been single until now."

Therefore, Cerberus may not like your dog, you don't have to think too much at this stage - this is what he meant.

Unexpectedly, Xia Dongli was really surprised. He glanced at the dog who remained motionless even though he was talking about his private affairs. Lord Pluto's pet dog is still a single dog with no love experience?It's no wonder that the old father's betrothal gifts were gold mountains and diamond mines.

No... it doesn't seem so surprising when you think about it.If there is no problem with the stock of Greek mythology in his head, Hades himself is completely different from his younger brother who blows central air conditioners all over the world. He only has one wife, and this wife still has to return to her natal family half a year.Although the method of marrying a wife is not very attractive, it is still relatively rare for a tall, rich and handsome man.

Then think about the gods around Hades... well... I don't seem to have any romantic drama in my impression. In a sense, is the morality of the underworld stronger than that of the heaven?Oops.

Xia Dongli, who was full of question marks, still agreed to Hypnos's idea of ​​meeting Rice. Although it was Teacher Tutu's fault, he agreed at the beginning.

The only innocent people in this incident were the Sleeping God and the three-headed dog who came from afar, and they really made a trip for nothing.

Xia Dongli glanced at Nezha who was lying on the deck chair, and then at Mr. Judge who was drinking tea in silence. He felt that such a thing of robbing civilian dogs should not happen, but just to be on the safe side, he took the rice with him. When he came out, he was still on the leash.

Facts have proved that this choice is very correct. The moment he brought the rice out of the house, the three-headed dog, who was originally calm and gentlemanly, immediately let out a low growl, and rushed all the way to the rice. come over.

Rice was also not to be outdone, and it roared at the three-headed dog from a distance. If Xia Dongli hadn't pulled on the rope desperately, it seemed that he still wanted to fight that one.

But it was pulled, but the three-headed dog was not. It opened its mouth fiercely and rushed towards the rice.

not good!

Xia Dongli was shocked. In order to hold the rice, he was already squatting down. Now that the incident happened suddenly, he had no time to change his posture, so he could only rush forward and hug the head of the rice's dog with both hands to protect the dog in his arms.

"Wow, woof, woof!" The three-headed dog slammed on the brakes in front of Xia Dongli, and roared angrily.It didn't even look at this weak human being, and now its eyes only had rice half of its body hugged by Xia Dongli.

Hearing this barking bark, Dami chose to curse back without hesitation, and her voice became even louder: "Wow, woof, woof!"

The atmosphere at the scene was very embarrassing for a while, Xia Dongli slowly let go of his hands that were holding Rice, his expression was a little blank.

Well, it's not that he reacted too violently, it's that Xia Dongli has experienced too many dog ​​fights.

In the community, Rice is a dog who is keen to provoke troubles. The cats and dogs in the community are not pleasing to the eye, either [-]% or [-]%. After all, Bianmu itself is a kind of dog besides humans and work objects. They are not very pleasing to the eyes of dogs.

But Rice's previous battles were not so gentle. It was basically the kind of intuitive animal that "if you look at you more in the crowd, you will know that I don't like you".If the other party happens to dislike Rice, it only takes a few seconds for the two sides to fight.How strong is Damiwang's fighting power!When Dami was a puppy, he could beat opponents to the ground with hand and mouth.

If it wasn't for this, Xia Dongli wouldn't have sent him to the dog training school.

After the training, Rice restrained himself a bit, at least he knew that he would not be fatally injured, but his temper was still there.

Needless to say, the other party's three-headed dog, if it has a good temper, can it guard the gates of hell?

So the question is, if both parties are not good-tempered Wang, but they just talk but don't do anything when they meet, what could be the reason.

Xia Dongli was numbly supported by Xun Yu. He glanced at the two dogs who were still arguing, and slowly picked up the translator and placed it in front of them.

The light on the small translator turned around, and after a while, what Xia Dongli heard was a series of curses from Wang Jieguo. Right in front of everyone, the two dogs quarreled.

One scolded the other party as a shameless bald thief who stole cubs, and the other scolded the other party as a scumbag who wanted to steal his wife and destroy his cubs.

It can really be said to be a dialogue full of dog-like attacks.

……what?

Er Gou stopped cursing and scolding, and looked at each other.

The three-headed dog barked first, and Xia Dongli heard the translator say, "Who said Ben Wang is stealing his wife? I'm obviously trying to stop the big cat who wants to kill the cub!"

Rice let out a deep cry almost at the same time, and the gentle female voice of the translator said slowly, "Whose cub did Ben Wang steal? I was protecting it from your minions!"

The atmosphere was very embarrassing for a while, when the two dogs stared at each other, the young man from Greece got up and walked to the three-headed dog. Arrived a little earlier than us, and there are already cubs?"

Cerberus turned his head to look at him, with disdain in his eyes, and then, it turned its head to Rice, barked in a low and restrained manner, and Rice suppressed her anger and barked in response.So, the two sentences, you and I, finally clarified the matter.

Simply put, it was an oolong.

The Greek gods were invited to Xiaojin Village to solve personal problems, and Mr. Judge also came to help in his own name. Naturally, a group of people cannot use the diplomatic channel.

And when they crossed the boundary, they were stopped by Nezha, a local inspector.When several humans exchanged registration matters, Cerberus, who couldn't bear the loneliness, ran away first.

After running, it ran to Baiyun Mountain.

Cerberus lives in the deep underground world all the year round. The nether world cannot see light, and every ray of sunlight intrudes is a damage to the soul. Therefore, its owner Hades will drive a carriage to patrol and repair the gaps every once in a while.

Occasionally, Mr. Pluto will take the three-headed dog on patrol.Running freely in the sky, this is a rare moment of relaxation for Cerberus after work.However, the feeling of running in the sky is completely different from that of running in the mountains. Cerberus ran a little high all of a sudden, and he also used his high skill and courage to rampage unscrupulously. hit the crime scene.

It didn't know the cause and process at all, but it saw the result-a big cat poked its head into a nest and was about to kill the cubs inside.

As a dog, of course it chose to attack the big cats to protect the cubs without hesitation.

It's just that there was a little accident in this process.

According to the regulations of China, the Cerberus who entered the country must not only put away his own coercion, but also become an ordinary dog ​​breed.At that time, his owner flipped through the dog encyclopedia and set the pseudo-shape for him, which was a native Greek dog called Parmenicus.

In the eyes of the dog owner, this kind of dog is mighty and majestic, very domineering, and its size is not big, so it will not bring a sense of oppression to the blind date, but the problem lies in this size.

Generally speaking, cats and canines of the same size have a greater disadvantage in 1V1 in non-death situations, especially when the venue is still a forest.

The claws of the cats are too foul, and they also have the ability to climb trees. Although the canines have rough skin and thick flesh, and the biting ability of canine teeth is higher than that of cats, it is really inconvenient to use them in the woodland environment. .

Therefore, when the cat was disturbed while hunting, it didn't choose to give up immediately, but got into a fight with Cerberus.

Cerberus can be regarded as a dog with rich fighting experience, but the problem is that the shape of this body is not its usual shape. There is only one head, not to mention a short tail, which is very unfavorable for its combat effectiveness.

Of course, these are not the most important.The most important thing is that when alien creatures enter the country, they must sign a treaty not to harm local creatures. Of course, Cerberus also pressed his paw prints.As an excellent dog, of course it will not do things that make the owner pay for it when it comes back to play.

With the superposition of various factors, it spent more time chasing the cat away, and the scene was a bit embarrassing.

But just when Cerberus couldn't suppress his anger and conjured up his other two heads and tail to fight back, the big cat stopped.

It looked at Cerberus in a very complicated way, and then it flung its tail and ran away with a feint.Cerberus didn't bother to pursue a cat's thoughts. After driving away the enemies, it naturally went to check on the cub's situation.

Cough cough, canines are naturally full of interest in cubs, whether they are their own or someone else’s, as long as they are not potential enemies, they will adopt them—of course, as Cerberus, there are not many dogs who can become potential enemies .

Strongness brings casualness, Cerberus didn't think about how to raise a cub that hadn't been weaned at all, he stuck his head into the cave, and then took the whining cub come out.

That's when Rice arrived on the scene.

Here I would like to add that the canine family is different from the cat family when it picks up the cubs. Due to the structure of the snout, the feline family can hold the cubs exactly at the back of the neck, which most dogs cannot do. Therefore, they use their upper and lower teeth like clips to bite the whole body of the cub and carry it.

...It is conceivable that the scene that Rice sees is—and the scene is a mess, the grass and trees have traces left by the fight, and the ground still smells of blood, and the smell of blood does not belong to this big yellow dog.The most important thing is that this aggressive big yellow dog bit the body of the cub whose coat color was obviously different from it!

Do you need to think too much? !

Rice naturally pounced on it without hesitation, and after throwing down Cerberus who was distracted by worries, it snatched the cub and fled.

Cerberus couldn't stand Waterloo, so he naturally chased after him all the way, and Xia Dongli knew what happened after that.

After listening to the gentle female voice of the translator finish the last sentence, everyone present fell into an eerie silence.

Now, what should I say about this oolong...

Xia Dongli stretched out his finger and scratched his cheek, he couldn't find words to break the tranquility.

"Pfft——" Nezha, who has been sleeping on the recliner and watching the excitement, commented, "What kind of cheap romance novel first encounter script are you guys doing?! Well, now that the misunderstanding has been cleared up, you two won't be watching each other now Not pleasing to the eye, thinking of fighting with the other party, right?"

"Wow!" Rice sat upright with her head held high.

Of course, this stupid dog called me bald. This is the hairstyle my master gave me. It's tasteless!

"Oh~" Cerberus let out a very disdainful breath.

Nonsense, this bald dog just scolded me as a miscellaneous fur, this fur was chosen by the owner, it actually looks down on my master's aesthetics!

The two dogs looked at each other and exhaled fragrance.

Rice: "I already told you that this is a hairstyle. It is a new hairstyle that the owner shaved for me following the dog fashion. You ignorant bark!"

The hell three-headed dog showed no sign of weakness: "One piece is missing in the east and the other is missing in the west. It's not fashionable. This is obviously a bad technique, right? Also, you call me stupid? Who gave you the guts! You can't understand this Stupid dog of the situation!"

Rice: woof woof!

Three-headed dog: woof woof woof!

"Hmm..." Mr. Judge, who had been sitting quietly all this time, suddenly waved and took the translator into his hand. He didn't know how he operated it. When he put it down again, Xia Dongli couldn't hear the two dogs shouting trash at each other. The voice of the conversation stopped, and only a chaotic barking of dogs could be heard.

"Okay, you have seen their situation, what do you two think now?"

Hypnos turned to the left to look at the two Wangs who obviously couldn't understand what the other was saying but were still arguing up and down, and then looked at Xia Dongli who was worried, and suddenly smiled and said, "Mr. Xia, that's it, In fact, when I come to China this time, I also have some issues related to the extradition and rotation of ghosts from other lands, and I need to discuss projects with the underworld, but Cerberus is very sensitive to the fireworks in the underworld of China, can I foster it in your home first, of course I will paid."

Xia Dongli looked back at him when he heard the words, and suddenly understood that this girl looked at these two completely at odds and hadn't died La Lang's heart. He raised the corners of his lips with a half-smile: "Cerberus is not Like fireworks? Then it doesn't seem suitable to stay here with me."

"Because Xiaoyu and I both like some incense~"