In my days as a farmer

What is it like to be an ordinary person and suddenly get a golden finger?

To be honest, the experience was not very good.

Fluffy is very cute, but a group of furries that haven't been shampooed are crowded in one space, even if it's an open environment, it can't stop the smell of furry!

Xia Dongli's first thought after being surrounded was to take out the pet shower gel and dryer and rub them one by one. Of course, this kind of behavior is absolutely irrational.

Let’s not talk about whether the small animals will obediently let him take a bath. The smell itself is the basis for the animals to recognize each other, and it is also a method of self-defense, especially in autumn and winter when the atmosphere changes from not worrying about food and clothing to not interfering with the landlord’s home. When there is no food left and ready to rob at any time, it is even more important to keep each other handy!

Just for a while, Xia Dongli saw a few sneaky little animals rubbing their scent on their natural enemies or prey!

"Don't mess around!" He said to the furries with black lines on his face, "I remember you, wait until you are vegetarian, the small ones go first, the big ones go later, what will happen in the future, but tonight ,no."

Well... Now that the mountain god has said so.

The little animals looked at Xia Dongli with indulgence and sadness in their eyes, as if looking at an ignorant child, which made Xia Dongli a little speechless.But they are all cubs in the jurisdiction, so what can I do, I can only let the small animals at home meet with them to get acquainted with each other and signal not to hurt each other, then wave them back to the nest in batches.

Just when the animals were almost gone, two flexible brown fur balls got in front of Xia Dongli. They stood up and bowed to him, and then put two small red flowers on his chest. before.

This is the most normal gift he has received today.Xia Dongli twisted the flowers and put them in a small vase, and then motioned the two little groups to jump on the table. He looked at the two small animals that were obviously weasel-like but had a very bad relationship with weasels and asked: " Is there something you need to find me?"

"Squeak." The language ability of the two little ones is obviously lacking, but fortunately, Xia Dongli is now communicating with them more or less through ideas. Two are here to recommend themselves.

The two little guys are the smallest carnivore in the weasel family and the smallest carnivore in the world-the weasel, although they look very cute, they are actually very fierce.These two are native species in Northeast China, and like weasels, they came here chasing migrating mouse families.

But after they came here, they found that the life here was not easy. Even though they belong to the same family as the weasel family, there is a place for weasels on the dinner plate of weasels. Usually, even if we see them face to face, we will not catch them. If you eat them, you have to scare them away. After all, everyone has the same recipe, there are more monks than porridge, and if you can drive away one, you will be the only one.

Weasels are small in stature, but they eat a lot, and because they hunt mice that are about the same size as them, the physical exertion of each hunt is huge. rate is not high.

It was okay at first, although they were hiding in Tibet, but because the weasel family had just moved, they could eat some meat, but now the little weasels have grown up, and all of them have amazing appetites. Most of the areas close to human activities in Baiyun Mountain Being contracted by this family, Ling Weasel naturally has no place to hunt.

They can only approach small slopes.This was not a safe decision. The reason why the weasels didn't approach Xiaotupo was because they were chased away by dogs and crows. Now the weasels would naturally be chased away.Fortunately, the crows flew south recently, and the dogs also began to receive training, which gave them some respite.

But now that the owl cubs have grown up, the nights here are once again a hunting ground for young owls.Owls can eat so much, one owl can eat and lay down mice within a radius of three kilometers, not to mention that this is an owl*N.

At first, the owl's hunting skills were relatively poor, and the weasel could occasionally come to snatch food from the cat's mouth, but now it is a bit difficult.Seeing that the more severe time of winter is about to enter, the two Ling Weasels rolled their eyes and thought of a good way to hug their thighs.

The two little things squeaked for a while, and the little abacus slapped loudly.

The weasel's fur molts twice a year and turns pure white in winter, making them almost invisible in the snow, and they're very good at burrowing, in fact they're big when hunting. Part of the way to win is to go to the mouse's nest to catch food.

So for weasels, winter is not very difficult for them, but for owls, this little day is terrible.

The mice in Xiaojin Village are basically voles, and voles will stockpile food crazily in autumn, and seldom come out of their holes in winter if there is no accident.Even if they come out of the hole, the snow can absorb most of their footsteps, and the temperature of the main battlefield of owls is extremely low at night, even nocturnal mice will avoid going out at night in the middle of winter.

If it is an experienced owl, it may be possible to master the ability to listen to sound and distinguish the location, and can judge the location of the mouse's nest based on the movement of the mouse under the snow, but for Lengtouqing, this skill is almost impossible to master.

Therefore, winter is also the time when the loss rate of owl cubs is the highest.

Of course, the three owls of Xia Dongli's family will definitely not encounter such troubles. If they are really hungry, the three owls will definitely come back to eat and drink, but Ling Weasel doesn't know.

The two little ones seriously expressed that they wanted to form an alliance with the owl family. If the owls allowed them to hunt here, they would help drive the gophers out of the ground so that the owls could hunt.

Of course, it would be even better if the owls are willing to protect their safety. After all, weasels are also on the diet of raptors.Ahem, raptors also have each other's territory. Generally speaking, raptors will consciously avoid owls when they are hunting.

Although owls are good helpers for farmers, they are notoriously friendless in the animal world. Who made them be the kind of "as long as you don't beat the owl down during the day, you will be beaten back by it at night" Bad creatures, no one wants to have the experience of being suddenly kicked off a tree by a bird while sleeping in the middle of the night.

In the face of the request of the two small furries, Xia Dongli only helped to tie the strings. However, judging from the interaction between the weasel running in the field in the evening and the kitten waiting on the pole, they still reached a cooperation agreement.

Considering the issue of sustainable development, Xia Dongli later brought the combination of owl and weasel to the homes of several neighbors.Villagers agree that the Xiaotupo Rat Repelling Combination is good after using it.

In addition to this temporary working group, the bees of Xia Dongli's family are also working outside these days.

At this time, most of the flowers in nature have entered the final stage. Even the wave of wildflowers that bloomed before is hurrying up to breed seeds recently, striving to complete the task of reproduction by stepping on the tail of autumn.

Therefore, the food for the little bees is somewhat insufficient.Xia Dongli originally wanted to feed honey directly, but it happened that the yard at home needed to be repaired, so he simply fostered the bees at his aunt's house who had a large vegetable shed.

A lot of cucumbers are being grown in the greenhouse now, and it is the pollination season.The little bee, who changed places after waking up, just flew out of the house tremblingly, and immediately found one after another small yellow flowers full of pollen and nectar, and immediately rushed over happily.

Although there are many flowers that need to be pollinated in the shed, each flower has special information for the little bees.

This is because they will leave pheromones on the flowers that have already collected honey, and pass information to subsequent bees through different tastes, so that duplication of work and omissions can be effectively avoided.

A medium-sized bee colony like Xia Dongli's family can visit all the cucumber flowers in the greenhouse in just three days.

And three days later, the cucumber flowers have already secreted nectar and pollen again to attract bees to visit again to ensure successful pollination.

Here, the little bees of Xia Dongli's family are busy, but Xia Dongli is not much freer than them there.

In addition to resurfacing the yard, the little brick house has also been given a winter-only makeover—a clear plastic coat.

I don’t know who came up with the idea first. Nowadays, the rural bungalows in Northeast China will put a plastic shed on the door and window of the door after winter, so as to keep out the wind and heat, and not affect the light penetration. The most important thing is that it is cheaper than building a house. It's much cheaper.

This plastic coat is like a down jacket to the house. It not only blocks the wind, but also keeps the house warm. The air in the greenhouse is the heat insulation layer, which can effectively prevent the heat loss in the house, thereby saving the cost of heating in winter.

Of course, this operation is also a little troublesome, for example, it is too hot to adjust the temperature, or families with heated kang must pay attention to oxygen ventilation, etc.But for Xia Dongli, there was no such trouble. Their house relied on electricity for heating in winter.

Because there are a lot of small animals in the house, considering the activity area and the need for ventilation, the shape of Xia Dongli's plastic greenhouse is also a bit special.Ordinary bungalows only support the front yard, but their house supports two-thirds of the house and courtyard, and even a triangular roof is installed on the roof to cover the water circulation and the location of the honeycomb.

The worker who came to install the greenhouse was immediately overjoyed when he measured the size, and even generously handed Xia Dongli a cigarette.Xia Dongli took the cigarette and didn't smoke it, but hung it behind his ear. He held the blueprint in his hand and made gestures. He also asked the plastic film of the greenhouse to be kept as intact as possible and less cut. It would be best to refit it next year to support planting. greenhouse.

The workers had never heard of such a pretentious request, so naturally they would not refuse, and they were even more happy when they collected the money. They patted their chests and said that when the greenhouse was about to be dismantled, they would just call out and they would help dismantle it for free.

That appearance made Xia Dongli's heart ache, and he was even speechless when he saw the phone screen.Fortunately, although the scaffolding workers introduced by Brother Hu in this company have a slightly higher price, their workmanship is also good, but the whole frame was erected in a single afternoon, and the film wrapping has already begun.

Xia Dongli ran into the greenhouse to feel the temperature and expressed his satisfaction. He happily took out his mobile phone and wanted to take a picture as a souvenir, when the mobile phone rang.

He didn't even look at whose phone it was, and swiped away casually: "Hello?"

"Hello, is this Xia Bian? I'm the PD of "Iron Man" drama, I don't know if it's convenient for you to talk now?"

Xia Dongli glanced at the phone with some doubts. It was a number he hadn't saved. He took two steps to a quieter place and asked, "I'm ready, please tell me."

"Ah, editor Xia, it's like this, that, after our last episode aired, the ratings were very good, and many netizens came to ask you for the address here, this, we confirmed before that it is possible to type the address of the farm in the online version , now I want to confirm with you again whether the situation has changed?"

The PD glanced at the first section of the official blog, "Give me the address of Xia Yidao's farm, my wife is going to remind you/send the blade/face-to-face battle" and hesitated: "If you release the address, will you be in some trouble? "

The corner of Xia Dongli's mouth twitched, he almost forgot about it.However, if it was before, he would have to worry about whether there would be excessive behavior from excessive fans, but now it is not a big problem.

The Baiyun Mountain in front of him is the main peak of the Baiyun Mountain Range, and the entire mountain range stretches for dozens of kilometers, all of which are now under his jurisdiction.

Considering that he is an ordinary human being and not very adaptable, the entire Shanshen’s workflow has been transformed into something similar to a monitoring system, and even set up functions such as reminders of strangers entering, reminders of evil thoughts, and video playback.

This magical setting made him feel that he was not being a mountain god, but a concierge, which felt so subtle.

It is said that this system came from the headquarters, and it is specially used to serve modern cultivators who have experience in online games.

Cough cough, the headquarters is also working very hard to recruit people.

Thinking of this, Xia Dongli felt very confident, so he said calmly: "It's okay, you can publish it."

After a pause, he added: "Thank you for your care."

PD was a little surprised and also a little happy. The happiest thing is to get affirmation for what you give. Xia Bian himself is still very gentle, which is completely inconsistent with his ruthlessness.

Such a warm and friendly atmosphere encouraged him, and the PD glanced at his little friend who was blinking wildly at him, and said softly to Xia Dongli on the other end of the phone: "Well, editor Xia, I'm sorry to ask, your family's Are the sheep raised for food? If not, can you consider letting them work in a new program of our station?"

The author has something to say: On the day of variety show shooting

Frozen pears: Autumn is here, and it is the season when small animals are about to harvest.

Frozen pears: When the boss sold my sheep, he said that the little black face was docile and produced wool and meat, and it was a very good cash crop.

Little Black Face: My God! !The master is going to eat us! !what to do duck

Rice: Critters with no value will be eaten!Look at me, I am so capable, so I am a big baby!

Little black face: Uh, then, what should I do then?Our value is fleshy QAQ

Rice (absently) Let's see how you behave, ah, the master asked me to appear on camera!

Little Black Face: Performance...does it mean working hard to be on TV?understood

As long as we can survive, we can be cute or handsome. I heard that the cousins ​​next door have changed from food to pets because of their cuteness.Isn't it just spitting and hugging your thigh?We can too!We still stick out our tongues, baa—

Crew: Wow, this flock of sheep is so photogenic, wow, the camera looks great, it's amazing, better than the guests, hey!take more pictures

Photography: This sheep is so enthusiastic, oh, it’s still rubbing against me, give me a few more shots

Director (in the middle of rolling sheep): Hmm...they are cute, and the shots are not bad, so let's save a few shots for them.

Crew: The audience really liked it

Crew: what?Is it like this as an adult?Well, why don't you ask Xia Bian if he sells it, and if he doesn't sell it, can he rent it?

Little black face: Survival get