In my days as a farmer

Xia Dongli's road to losing his horse was quite bumpy.

This issue of "Iron Man" became popular on the Internet because of MC Qiu Niu's incident. The video of Xiaosheng being spanked by his old father became popular on the Internet.

As the manager said, this matter is not big or small, although some black people are not responsible for abandoning their old father, most of the people who eat melons think it is quite normal. Some passers-by even stood up and spoke to Xiao Qiu.

What age is it, and they still talk about their parents traveling not far away, and the ancestors clearly said that there must be a way to travel.Why is chasing dreams and chasing success not "well-rounded"?If this is not counted, then what are those North Piao Hu Piao Heng Dian Piao?

And the modern age is fine, a few years ago, a lot of people in the entertainment industry were chasing their dreams against the opposition of their parents and family members. Why, everyone is unfilial?

The ideas of the old and the new era collided fiercely, and people from both sides inexplicably started a wave of melee. Qiu Niu, as the number one person who triggered the war, was brought up and brought up constantly.Originally, it was only circulated in a small area, but the public account that smelled of blood became a social problem inexplicably, and it attracted a wave of enthusiasm for the variety show that had not yet been aired.

So, on the day when the variety show was broadcast, people who participated in the topic or not were all in front of the TV, and they wanted to watch the whole process of being approached by their old father.

But to their disappointment, there was no shot of the old father in the variety show for more than an hour. Under the perfect splicing operation of scissors, the whole process looked extremely smooth, and skinning experts could only analyze and compare frames one by one. .

Finally, someone found Qiu Niu with messy makeup and hairstyle before a certain session started, and then played around according to Xiaoqiu's mental state at the time, such as red eye circles, grievance and crying, and blue cheeks suspected of being slapped in the face, going crazy on the Internet Turn, but turn and turn, suddenly develop in a strange direction.

The reason was that a netizen who didn’t follow variety shows saw a screenshot of a variety show while swiping through Moments. She had originally swiped past it, but she took a closer look and saw the reflection of the composting machine on the glass greenhouse, and immediately circled it and sent it. Friends group.

[Bear in the garden: Dear friends, look, is this the wishing tower of the small farm? 】

This fan group is all about gardening, and [-]% of the group members have watched the construction history of the small farm together.At the moment, the comparison mode was activated in the group, and it was unanimously determined that the reflection was the Wishing Tower.Um cough, the Wishing Tower is what they call it, but the UP master does not admit it.

The little girls suddenly felt like an old mother whose son went to a famous university, and gave birth to a burst of joy, a kind of excitement that their own secret treasure was discovered.

Their small farm is actually on the National Variety Show!Must celebrate!However, neither at station B nor on Weibo did they see that the UP owner had claimed it, so everyone began to leave messages on station B and Weibo.

At that time, Xia Dongli was cultivating a relationship with her boyfriend, so naturally she didn't take care of her account.Seeing that no one replied, netizens ran to the official blog of "Iron Man" to ask for confirmation.

During the editing, because the shape of the composter was too misleading, the crew chose to use the spring and autumn brushwork after careful consideration. They did not capture the overall shape of the composter, but only described it with data and design drawings.

Xia Dongli didn't vote against it, and thought it was good. Although he needed variety shows to promote him, he really didn't want to be disturbed.

But no one expected that someone could dig out the truth from the little details on the glass.But it doesn't matter if it is discovered, "Iron Man" readily admitted it, and the fans of the farm immediately danced with excitement.

Variety show fans looked at this group of new accounts and were a little curious. The two sides contacted each other and amwayed each other. Several variety show fans were successfully clicked into the farm construction video by Amway. Found something wrong.

Um! ? !Why does this farmer look a bit like Xia Yidao!

It must be said here that, as a behind-the-scenes screenwriter, Xia Dongli is as low-key as most screenwriters, and his Weibo fans are basically black fans who rushed to send him private messages and cry. To avoid trouble, Xia Dongli hardly posted on Weibo, nor did he post selfies. At most, he just posted about his pets, showing off all on the trumpet.

But the average netizen Leeuwenhoek quickly found out the photos of him showing his face when he was filming on the set.Comparing the two, the answer is naturally ready to come out.

Netizens rushed to Xia Dongli's Weibo and began to leave passionate messages.

[Netizen A: Button button, Xia Yidao, you have the ability to farm and you have the ability to update!Don't be stupid, I know you are at home, come out and update! 】

[Netizen B: Some people seem to be calm and peaceful, but behind the scenes they are madly throwing knives]

[Netizen C: You said that you did something you shouldn't do, and your heart is full of scars. I believe it, and I endured your knife, but look what you are doing?Lugging dogs, sheep and pigs?Xia Yidao, I believe in your evil! 】

[Netizen D: Do the most leisurely work, and use the most ruthless knife!After all, this piece of sincerity was wrongly paid! 】

These belong to the gentle meme school, but more are the urging faction. These people are much more cruel, not only wanting to urge updates, but also to urge sweet extras.

They also said that if Xia Yidao didn't want to update, they would contribute the furry at home for everyone to RUA. It can be delayed for 1 minute by masturbation, which can be said to be very frenzied.

I won't let them masturbate, what kind of extras does he write as a screenwriter!

Xia Dongli rolled his eyes, selectively forgetting that he was wearing a vest and writing web articles.He logged into his official account to claim the matter, and said that he was farming to treat the depression of his pet dog. Now he is working hard with the village in the direction of an organic ecological farm, and he is very serious about farming. I hope everyone will not disturb the local villagers.

Then, with the joy of lifting the ban, he posted several microblogs in a row, posting pictures of their furry family and the small farm, and immediately filled the envy of netizens.

And at this moment, the little friends in the writers' association group also left the stage one after another, saying that they will go to play in this group building, and then they will replace the majority of netizens to play small animals, and I will post pictures for you at that time~

Netizens: Damn it, it didn’t make people feel happy, and I’m even more jealous, aren’t you?

"But what they said is actually right. Are you going to write a notebook recently?" Xu Yibai, who helped post Weibo, put down his phone and said to the little friend in front of the computer screen, "You probably don't have much farm work this season. Alright, it's time to work."

Xia Dongli choked suddenly, stopped moving his hands, and looked at the camera speechlessly.

"Don't look at me, I'm just a little envious." Old Xu said frankly, "Please understand the mood of a social animal who just finished his summer vacation and went to work."

"It's been almost two months since you finished!" Xia Dongli rolled his eyes to the sky, and he groaned, "A new notebook is already in the works, and I'll start writing it after I finish checking the information."

"Didn't they want a sweet book?" Xia Dongli showed a wry smile, "They just want candy, and it's not like we can't write it."

In fact, even if there is no such reminder, Xia Dongli will open a hole. His information is almost checked, and there are boyfriends who have experienced those eras around him who can provide reference materials. It is really easier than ever to make an outline. .

Yes, Comrade Xiaoxia is going to challenge the dynasty essays this time. Unlike the fictional era he wrote before, he intends to write about a real era, which is Daming.The outline of the story is probably the story of a small person who unexpectedly fell into the Ming Dynasty thousands of years ago, and then vigorously promoted the development of the navigation industry.

As the ancient Roman philosopher Cicero famously said, "He who controls the ocean controls everything."The importance of the ocean to a country is self-evident.

Huaguo has a natural advantage here, and its coastline of more than 18000 kilometers and deep-water harbors are enough to disdain most countries.

In addition to natural conditions, Huaguo also has the most intelligent and capable craftsmen and inventors.In history, Huaguo has the largest treasure ship, the most advanced waterproof technology, the most remarkable guidance technology and observation technology, and there is no shortage of very talented adventurers and great businessmen, but because almost all rulers or neglect the ocean domain China, with its long coastline and advanced navigation technology, has lost its dominance of the sea in modern times.

There was a dynasty that was extremely stupid to carry out the seclusion to the end. Such a move made the people of Huaguo pay a painful price for nearly a century.

Giving up the ocean is as stupid as giving up gunpowder. When Xia Dongli's history teacher taught this passage, he couldn't help but sighed. This sentence left a deep impression on the young Xia Dongli.

The dynasty that was closest to a maritime power was the Ming Dynasty, and Zheng He's voyage to the Western Seas was a great move that left a strong mark in the history of Hua Guo and even the world's civilization.No matter what his reasons are, this major diplomatic action of the Hua Kingdom is carried out with friendship and goodwill.

There is no aggression, no oppression, and no colonization. The actions of the Chinese fleet are not bloody or sinful. Instead, they have passed on knowledge and education to countless countries and treated each other with sincerity, attracting countless countries to send envoys to congratulate , to learn.

It was another prosperous age with an international nature after the prosperous Tang Dynasty, but it was a pity that due to various reasons, it ended in a hurry, leaving only a few pens in the history books, how can it not be regrettable.

Of course, this kind of plot will definitely not be able to sell the crew. The current broadcasting and television industry is very strict in reviewing the fictional parts of historical themes. I have gained some experience, and there is a huge advantage of online writing, which is the ability to communicate intimately with readers, which is completely impossible in scripts.

That is, updating is a bit troublesome, writing is against the sky, and no matter how much you write when you don't have inspiration, you can't write.Writing a script is much easier in this respect. If it’s a script written by myself, you can write as long as you want. If it’s a script requested by the director or adapted, you only need to submit the script before the deadline.

The dead line... Which author has no experience in crossing the dead line, just stay in a small dark room for a few days and nights.

But the web article actually needs to be updated daily, and there is a character limit, which is really scary.

However, having said that, at night, Xia Dongli and Xun Ao sat face to face in front of the computer and started typing.

Xia Dongli sighed without tapping his fingers a few times. He looked at the screen with bitterness and hatred on his face.No, 7 o'clock in the evening is not the time for his inspiration to spring. For an author, the best time to code is in the early morning.

but……

He looked up at Xun Yao who was opposite, with a look of anticipation: "Xiao Yao..."

"No, it's better for humans not to stay up late." The young man looked up at him, showing a refreshing smile, but there was a bit of blackness behind the smile, "Humans are prone to sudden death if they stay up late, even if Adong has an accident. It doesn't matter, I have some friendship with Yan Luodian, but it will consume a lot of money for the human race, so it's better not to try it."

As he said that, he added: "Maybe Ah Dong can practice as soon as possible. After passing the tribulation period, it will be fine, and he can stay up all night as much as he likes."

Do you cultivate your body without cultivating the truth?That's the truth, but he really doesn't seem to have any talent in this area. Even after taking the translation given to him by the holy monk, Xia Dongli didn't feel anything.

Lie down on the table and sighed dejectedly, he got up to make a cup of coffee.While waiting for the coffee machine to grind the beans, Xia Dongli raised his hands high and stretched his waist. He took a look at the sky to relax his eyes, and suddenly saw a black spot appearing in the moon in the sky.

Moreover, the black spot was getting bigger and bigger, and it fell straight in his direction.Xia Dongli was so frightened that he couldn't even take care of the coffee, and hurriedly ran away with his head in his arms. As soon as he ran to the living room, he heard a "boom", as if a heavy object had fallen into the small pool.

Damn, where did he get the falling object from the sky?Could it be another fairy?This way of playing is too cool!

The two pushed open the door and walked out, and saw that the small courtyard was in a mess, half of the courtyard was wet by the pool water, and the shock wave caused by the impact even knocked out the stones he had buried in the pool. A few dollars fell in front of them.

Xia Dongli reached out and turned on the lights in the yard, and saw a... toad the size of a millstone floating in the middle of the small pond.As if seeing that he was being noticed, the toad puffed up its cheeks and yelled at him.

Xia Dongli looked at the pimple on its body and couldn't help being silent for a while. He pushed his glasses to cover his inner collapse, and then silently took a step back and hid behind Xun Yao.

He is not afraid of a small animal like a toad, but for such a big one, this shape is really unacceptable.

The author has something to say: Dongli: A new hole has been opened!

Frozen pears: guaranteed to be sweet!

Dongli: Because there is no emotional drama at all hehehehe