In my days as a farmer

"I was originally a carp in Erlong Lake." Probably all the monsters in the world couldn't restrain their desire to tell when they were caught, and this girl surrounded by three big dogs couldn't escape this iron law, so she suddenly opened her eyes. Talk mode.

Xia Dongli first went over to check the stove that Xia Xiaotiangou was playing with, and then he found that the knob of the stove had been twisted.He first reset the knob, then patted the head of the roaring dog and praised him for his carefulness, then he squatted in front of the girl and held up the phone.

The girl was irritated by this perfunctory attitude. When she saw Xia Dongli pointing her phone at her, she immediately forgot to talk about her experience: "You, what are you doing?"

"Upload your information." Xia Dongli took a picture of the fish's human appearance, and tapped his fingers on the phone.Some time ago, he often mixed with many civil servants. Although he failed to get the panda's fur, he still gained something.

Today's management department of the demon world has learned the advanced management experience of mortals, and the little monsters registered in recent years have left video data.

There are not only headshots but also full-body photos, which can be searched as long as the frontal photos are entered into the mobile phone.Of course, this requires the identity of a public official to view. The higher the authority, the more information you can see.

Xia Dongli's authority is only a little higher than that of passers-by, and he can barely see the danger level of this little monster as a reference.

PS: This level of danger is for demons, not for humans.

But that could determine which call he makes next.

Unexpectedly, the small hourglass in the APP turned around a few times, and finally jumped out a message [The target was not retrieved].

Xia Dongli: ... ==

He pressed the screen, and found that the APP jumped out of the [help] button very user-friendly. Xia Dongli immediately pressed it and sent a help signal to the customer service port.

This little monster can be subdued by the three ordinary dogs of their family. His skills must not be deep, and his skills are linked to the time of practice. That is to say, if there is no accident, this carp spirit should have just become a spirit in the past few years but has not been registered. little monster.

This is not a situation he can handle. He has to let the Demon Management Bureau come and bring someone to do a certificate, but before that, he must first stabilize the person—no, the demon.

Xia Dongli called the three dogs to his side, then directed Mi Li to call Xiaoyu down, and then motioned for the girl to sit down and talk: "You are a carp from Erlong Lake, why did you go to the reservoir?"

"When the reservoir was filled with water, the water from Erlong Lake was drawn in. At that time, I was sucked in without paying attention." The girl replied frankly.She glanced at Xia Dongli, who was too calm, and then at the four big dogs standing or sitting beside him, but she didn't dare to sit over, but shrank pitifully in place: "I, our carp demons practice with For the purpose of jumping the dragon gate, I am going to try to jump the dragon gate. Can you not eat me? If I jump over the dragon gate, I will become a dragon! I will repay you."

...Ah, it really is a dragon again. Ever since she found out that her boyfriend is a dragon, Xia Dongli feels that everything around her has something to do with dragons. This is probably the magic of the pregnant woman effect (pregnant people will suddenly feel that the dragon around them more pregnant women).

However, he quickly noticed a noun.

"Dragon Gate?" Xia Dongli was a little surprised, "Is your Dragon Gate the one in Luoyang?"

"Yes!" The girl nodded hurriedly, obviously very happy that Xia Dongli knew about it, "According to my mana, I can try to jump the Dragon Gate after two or three years of practice. It is said that I am the best qualified in our clan." fish, the elders in my family are very optimistic about me."

Xia Dongli blinked and looked at her suspiciously.This look is really weird, making the girl fish a little creepy: "Why, what's wrong?"

"Do you know that Longmen is along the Yellow River?" Seeing the girl nodding, Xia Dongli continued, "Then do you know what the main river here is?"

The girl tilted her head.

Okay, Xia Dongli sighed, took out the PAD, clicked on the map, and pointed to the little girl: "This is the Yellow River, and this is where we live. Our area is the Liaohe River system. The Liaohe River and the Yellow River are not connected. If If you want to go to the Yellow River, you have to follow the Liaohe River to the mouth of the sea, and then go upstream along the mouth of the Yellow River to reach the Longmen."

Girl: "..."

Xia Dongli: "..."

Xia Dongli glanced at her shocked blank expression, and was a little puzzled: "Is there only one Dragon Gate? What if it's not a fish from the Yellow River Basin?"

The girl froze.This, this involves her knowledge blind spot!

As carp spirits, they have been taught that their dream of being a fisherman is to jump into the Dragon Gate, and all their practice since then is to make efforts to jump into the Dragon Gate and transform into a dragon, but as for where the Dragon Gate is, how to get there is out of the scope of consideration.

Seeing that she was a little dizzy, and obviously suffered a lot of blows, Xia Dongli couldn't bear it, so he took advantage of the situation to comfort him: "It's okay, at least you are still in Huaguo, it's easier than foreign fish."

"Also, there are foreign fish?"

Of course there is!

Carp are very vigorous, and they are also omnivorous, which means that almost all aquatic life can be food for them to fill their stomachs.

Secondly, they are also resistant to cold, alkali and hypoxia, which makes them suitable for most of the rivers in the world, and ensures that even under extreme drought conditions, they will be the last batch of fish .

Perhaps thousands of years ago carp was a specialty of the Yellow River, but now they have been scattered all over the world with the pace of human beings, and even become one of the Asian bullies ravaging the United States and Europe. Going back to the Yellow River to jump the dragon gate is a bit difficult.

But Xia Dongli soon felt that he was stupid. Although it was not easy for fish to swim, they could rely on human transportation.Of course, the premise is that they have ID cards. As for those who don't have ID cards, they can only act on their own.

Like this fish in front of you.

So, as a friendly human race, Xia Dongli is very happy to give advice, "How is your swimming speed? The Yellow River is not too big now, but there may be ice floods in a few months. If you want to go, you have to hurry up." Clicked."

"But, but..." the girl hesitated for a while, and said in a murmur, "Does the trip to the Yellow River mean going to the sea?"

Xia Dongli tilted his head, saying that of course.

The girl stammered, "But I'm a freshwater fish."

Xia Dongli was shocked: "You have become a genius and you still have to be restricted by this?"

The girl was also shocked: "You humans can already go to the moon, can't you still not fly?"

...Damn it, what's going on with these little monsters, how come each of them complains more sharply than the other.

Xia Dongli felt a little bit hit, and when he was about to refute, he felt warm on his shoulders——Xun Ao walked up to him with bouncing rice grains, and when he went downstairs, he took his coat and carefully covered Xia Dongli After getting up, she sat beside him.

In fact, Xia Dongli, who is really not cold, has become accustomed to the various behaviors of their family's Xiaoyu who treat him as a fragile human race. He gathered his clothes very naturally, and then heard Xun Yao say in a low voice: "Since there is a spirit Chi, why was it caught by humans?"

Xia Dongli was taken aback for a moment, and then suddenly realized, yes, they bought this fish from a fishing enthusiast. He saw it for real at the time, and the mouth of this carp was caught by a hook.

The girl's expression immediately became guilty, her eyes flickered left and right to avoid, and finally murmured under the man's terrifying gaze: "Then, the bait used by humans is too fragrant, he sprinkled sugar, I couldn't hold back... "

"Then why don't you struggle? With your ability, even if you are hooked, it's not a problem to escape, right?"

The girl's expression became even more hollow: "He sprinkled wine in the bait, I, I..."

Understood, this is a fish that likes both sweetness and alcohol, but the alcohol capacity is not good.Xia Dongli suddenly said: "No wonder, you are very quiet on the road, and you didn't start making noise until our car started."

In fact, he woke up on the way, but he endured it until he got into the water tank, and then carefully moved his eyes away after hearing how the two humans planned to eat their own carp.

"Actually, even if this is on the bank of the Yellow River, I can't leave now." The little girl said pitifully, pinching the corner of her clothes, "I have to repay my kindness first."

When Xun Yao heard the words and looked over, his eyes narrowed slightly, their eyes were extremely cold.Xia Dongli didn't notice his reaction, and hurriedly waved his hands again and again, still a little cautious: "There is nothing to report, and I didn't want to save you, it was just a coincidence."

Isn't it just a coincidence?If it wasn't for the fact that the crucian carp turned its belly and looked like it would be inedible, the one whose scales were removed that day would be the little fish in front of it.

Xia Dongli said naturally: "It's also a complete coincidence. You succeeded in saving yourself. You should take the time to go to Longmen before the flood season, so it's easier to jump. If it comes to the flood season, the waves are high and the water is heavy, and the success rate will drop. gone."

The carp spirit opened her mouth. In fact, Xia Dongli was right. She was really saving herself by surviving. At that time, she was afraid that she would be eaten, so she slapped the crucian carp that was also in the bucket unconscious with her tail. Only saved his life.

But heaven doesn't count that way.

It is a fact that Xia Dongli bought the fish from a fisherman, and it is also a fact that it survived, and this human did not kill her after discovering that she was a monster, but wanted to let her go. I have to be grateful.

The most troublesome thing about cultivation is the debt of favors, especially for spirit monsters like them who cultivate, and there are countless monsters who pay for favors, especially banshees...

Thinking of this, Li Yujing couldn't hold back, and looked up at Xia Dongli, and saw the young man was fair and gentle, a little handsome, and his eyes softened a little.

Oh, if all scholars look like this...

Before she had any further thoughts, a piercing cold gaze swept over her, and the carp spirit felt that the scales all over her body were about to explode.

She quickly retracted her gaze to comfort herself, and then said timidly: "If the favor is not repaid, I, I will be in trouble."

Xia Dongli suddenly realized, oh oh, yes, there seems to be such a saying in the vast novels of Honghuangliu, so it will be troublesome.

If this carp spirit must stay, he can help with farm work, but the problem is that the two big men in their family, the incarnation of this carp spirit is only seventeen or eighteen years old and delicate, so if he stays here It will be misunderstood if people see it.

Living at home is even worse, their family has a large enough population, and there is no guest room... He was a little unsure, so he turned to look at Xun Yao, wanting him to think of a way.Suddenly, he felt his hand being held, and the young man looked at him intently: "There is indeed a place for her at home."

Xia Dongli was taken aback for a moment, and when he saw Xun Ao's eyes moving outside, he suddenly understood.Yes! !Carp are not afraid of cold, have strong adaptability to water quality, have low demand for dissolved oxygen in water, can eat anything, are super capable, aggressive, and have strong jumping ability. , forest, frog"?

Xia Dongli's eyes were burning: "My dear, can you beat a heron?"

Carp essence with some pink bubbles inside:? ? ?

***

There are rituals in ancient times, the vernal equinox worships the sun, and the autumn equinox worships the moon.

The ancients believed that once the autumnal equinox passed, the days would be short and the nights would be long, and the world would change from the sunny side controlled by the sun to the dark side controlled by the moon, so they often sacrificed to the moon god at the autumnal equinox to pray for peace and prosperity in the next period of time.

However, since the autumnal equinox, the sun and the moon are always cloudy and sunny, the full moon is fine, and it is always disappointing to meet the new moon. Therefore, people simply changed the day of worshiping the moon to the fifteenth day of the eighth lunar month, so there was the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Nowadays, in order to stimulate tourism resources, all localities are eager to treat small festivals as big festivals, and big festivals as New Year's celebrations. As a folk custom activity and tourism project, the moon sacrifice ceremony naturally cannot escape this big trend.

Those who still have the tradition of offering sacrifices to the moon at the autumnal equinox in some places must be encouraged, and those who do not have this tradition of offering sacrifices to the moon can also add up.What?Why don't you know about this ceremony?Hey, it’s enough to combine local characteristics to make a good one, just make sure the general direction is right.

The town where Xiaojin Village is located is no exception. They have been promoting this year's Moon Festival since the beginning of September!

The local moon sacrifice ceremony is very down-to-earth. From the autumnal equinox to the mid-autumn day, a market is held in the town. On the two days of the autumnal equinox and the mid-autumn day, a troupe of stilts, a dragon dance and a lion dance are invited. Finally, a group of small children are invited. Girl, wearing a traditional Han costume that looks like a fairy, will perform a moon sacrifice ceremony for everyone.

What?Does this event sound unprofessional?

Hey, the publicity is very good. At the autumnal equinox, the moon god is invited, and then at the mid-autumn festival, people are sent away. It happens that two events can be held once, and the back and forth are very polite. The person who wrote the plan is simply a marketing genius.

This incident added an entertainment item to the people of Xiaojin Village after the autumn harvest was completed, and the villagers expressed that they wanted to learn more.However, it is inconvenient when there are too many people coming and going. There are so many people who will definitely not be able to squeeze in, and the bus between the villages runs every hour. Even if the capacity is increased, you will have to wait for more than half an hour.

The economic conditions in Xiaojin Village are good, and there are quite a few people who buy cars, so the village committee helped to set up a team of car owners who have cars in the village to pick them up.Of course, it is a paid service.

If this kind of thing is said in the group, it would be a bit morally kidnapped, so Li Wei went out to visit the door from door to door, and when he came to the most remote Xiaotupo, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon.

Assistant Xiao Li... Ah, no, it should be Secretary Xiao Li now.Secretary Xiao Li pressed the brake of the battery car and yelled twice at the door of the small brick house, but did not receive a response.

But the door was open and there was no small blackboard hanging. Obviously, Xia Dongli probably didn't go out.

"Where are people?" Just as he was about to take out his mobile phone to make a call in doubt, he saw a bird flying out of the courtyard with flapping wings.The feathers of this bird are brown, but the beak is bright yellow. The little bird looks full of life.It stopped on the windshield of Li Wei's battery car, and shook its wings at the young man.

Li Wei:!

Secretary Xiao Li is so excited!As a person who dislikes dogs and hates insects, no bird has ever approached him!Even if he sprinkled millet on the window sill, no sparrows would come near him, but in fact he also likes birds very much!

He didn't even care about making phone calls at the moment, so he stretched out his hand cautiously, and approached the bird's head a little bit. The movement was slow, and he was afraid of startling the bird. But he didn't expect that the bird might be disgusted by his slow movement, so he flapped his wings It flew and landed on his finger.

Li Wei:! ! ! !

Li Wei was about to die of happiness, he felt that he had reached the highlight moment in his life at this moment!

Little Huang Zui'er (Hey, why did you name him?) Tilted his little head, took a look at Li Wei, and suddenly flapped his wings and sang "Oh oh oh——"

Regardless of how small the bird is, the rooster crowing was full of energy. Li Wei suddenly felt a darkness in front of him, and his whole body was a little dizzy.

Immediately, seeing that the bird had successfully shocked the stupid mortals, it immediately flew up with fluttering wings, and it circled in the air while calling: "Ding-dong--, ding-dong--"

This is the sound of Xia Dongli's doorbell.Li Wei had pressed it before, so he knew how similar the bird was, but it still had some echo effect, apparently following the doorbell of Xia Dongli's house.

But Li Wei didn't feel the novelty for long, because soon two more birds flew out of the small brick house, and the three birds rang in unison by his ears like the doorbell.The cute behavior of Xueming immediately turned into a sonic attack. He tried to hold on for 3 minutes, but finally couldn't hold it back. He rode on the battery car and drove towards the small slope.

Xiao Xia hasn't come out yet, so she must be in the farmland.

This was exactly the case. Not long after he drove, he saw Xia Dongli squatting by the side of the small pool.The young man in long sleeves rolled up his sleeves to his elbows, half of his arms were waving in the water, as if he was playing with something.

Ah, Comrade Xiaoxia is still very childlike!Secretary Xiao Li had a kind smile on his face, but when he got a few steps closer, his kind smile suddenly disappeared and became serious.

——Because he saw an unopened bottle of wine right next to where Xia Dongli was sitting!

The author has something to say: Assistant Xiao Li: Don't go to the fields when you drink, and don't drink when you go to the fields, to create a harmonious countryside together!

Dongli: No, I'm not, I don't! !