In my days as a farmer

It's another exhausting Monday. If you want to say which day is the most annoying in a week, Monday is definitely the most voted one.

After finally surviving a yawning and stiff morning with coffee, Liu Xiaofan took out his lunch from the takeout cabinet, and at the same time clicked on Bilibili to find today’s meal video from the feed. She didn’t spend money on this. Too much time, because just 3 minutes ago, a farming UP owner she followed updated his video.

But frankly speaking, Liu Xiaofan was a little hesitant the moment he clicked on the video. Unlike the exquisite and beautiful dinner videos of other farming-type UP owners, the video content of this UP owner she followed still depends on luck.

For example, in the previous episode, she was still watching the UP master licking piglets and lambs, and in the next episode, she turned over the pig's nest and sheep pen for composting. Although the UP owner was so kind that he mosaiced the disgusting parts on the screen, But people have associative power, it is better not to make these mosaics.

Besides, the full-screen mosaic and chemical data are really effective, and it's really not good at all.

Oops, I hope it won't be some weird stuff this time, otherwise she won't coin coins Hehehe!

But it should be gone, the composter has already been started, the last time I read the notice of the UP owner, it seems that he is going to clean up the small pond and dig out the lotus by the way.

With anticipation and nervousness, Liu Xiaofan clicked the play button.

"Good morning, everyone." As soon as the screen was turned on, the fresh and clean face of the UP owner appeared in the center of the screen, and Liu Xiaofan slowly opened the takeaway package and began to prepare for the next meal.

Um?What? The UP master didn't say anything yet, hey, just the face of the UP master can eat with his looks.That’s right, the reason why Liu Xiaofan’s ID can be hung with a small badge is not only that the farming video of the UP owner is more realistic, but also the appearance of the UP owners is also very important.

The three resident members have different temperaments. Xiaoxia looks like the kind of domineering temperament, but it is completely opposite to his temperament. He is actually the most clumsy one. As for why he can stand in the C position, hey, because the farm is He paid for it!

The other young man is Xiao Xun. Although he is not handsome, he has a perfect figure. The waist is the waist, the butt is the butt, and the key is that he has abdominal muscles.

Of course, the boys didn't deliberately show off their abs, but the Leeuwenhoek girls are extremely powerful. They dug out his abs from the silhouette of Xiao Xun when he was moving things once!Xiao Xun is basically responsible for the strength of the small farm. Although he looks thin, he subdues the disobedient animals. Even the toughest lamb is obedient in front of Xiao Xun. Only dare to be naughty.

There is also a resident staff member, Xiao Chen, who is an agricultural researcher. Before that, he took a leave of absence to help take care of the small farm. Now he has been brought back to work. Everyone can only hear his voice in the narration up.

By the way, because he used to be the photographer of the VLOG, so now the UP master uses the aerial camera for tracking and shooting most of the time.

The biggest problem with the aerial camera is that the radio effect is not very good, so it has been dubbing in the post-production recently, but the UP owner said that he has already bought a radio microphone... oh!Liu Yifan noticed a small white flower on Xiaoxia's collar, and it seemed that the microphone had arrived.

"I have a surprise for everyone today." The young man waved at the camera, and then pushed open the courtyard door.

The camera moves along with his movements, passing through the rose flowers in full bloom in autumn, the hydrangeas that have bloomed and have not been pruned, and the four dogs squatting on the side looking out, until they arrive at the small pool.

The young man pointed to the center of the pool, the lens zoomed in all the way, DJI's lens was very powerful, there was no lag in the process of continuously pulling the focus, it was extremely smooth, and then Liu Xiaofan saw what was in the pool... 噫!What is that black thing lying on the bottom of the water?

"It's forest frogs, they're back." Xia Dongli, who just walked out of the camera, put on a pair of weird plastic jumpsuits, in a [? ? ? ], I took a small box surrounded by wood and glass in the front and put it into the pool. At the same time, I also stuffed the lens into it. The audience only felt that their eyes went dark, and then they saw the underwater world of the small pool.

Because the pool wall is paved with geotextiles, the corners of the small pool are obviously black plastic material, but although the plastic sheet is smooth enough, some algae have adhered to it.

Life is really tenacious, Liu Xiaofan sighed, but at this moment, the video paused, a small flashing arrow appeared on the green algae she was just looking at casually, and at the same time, Xia Dongli said: "Ah, This is not algae, but the eggs of chironomus."

Chironomus! ?Liu Xiaofan, who grew up in the city, was a little dazed, it's already autumn, are there any mosquito eggs?At this moment, a line of words appeared on the bullet screen, expressing her heartfelt thoughts [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 】

Unexpectedly, the voice of the UP owner at the moment is extremely gentle: "When it comes to chironomids, most of you are relatively unfamiliar, but their larvae are very famous. Their larvae are called red worms, not water fleas, but the kind that look a bit like small earthworms. The same red fish and insects are usually sold on sponges in flower and bird markets."

Someone immediately responded on the barrage

[Oh, I know that, I bought it and fed it to the turtle]

[Free shipping area, we usually call blood red worms, this one is in the mud, not as clean as water fleas]

[Fish at home is quite dirty, you must raise it for a while before feeding it, but it’s better to buy frozen ones, it’s safer to freeze]

[The voice of the UP master is wrong, the last time he spoke like this was to the wasp!Then the Wasp was completely eaten by Wuba Goufly. 】

[Speaking of Wuba hookfly?Long time no see]

【Call Me Fly】

You guys are not quite right, how come there are so many bullet screens in the video just posted by the UP master!Do all of them have rooms at station B?

Liu Xiaofan treasured it so much that he glanced at the mere 30-minute video, then at his lunch box, and resolutely clicked on 1.2x speed to play.

Facts have proved that the intuition of netizens is very correct, because Xia Dongli's next sentence is: "Chironomid larvae are very good feed for aquatic animals. Water moths eat them, and turtles also eat them, so we plan to keep them. Waiting for it, when it hatches next year, it will be a meal for Ah Da Ah Er.”

【really!In the eyes of the UP master, there are only edible and future edible! 】

[Aim the camera at the UP master, the UP master's voice is so gentle, and the eyes must be full of the kindness of being taken advantage of]

【Save some face for the UP master hahahaha】

The camera in the video re-orients itself to look at the bottom of the pool.

It may be because the UP owner's walking disturbed the water flow, and the bottom of the pool was a little cloudy, but after inserting a flashlight, these are not a problem. The transparency of the bottom of the water is still quite high, so netizens can clearly see the black water at the bottom of the water. Small croaks lying on the brownstones.

These croaks gathered together and lay down on the bottom of the water. They stayed where they were without running after sensing the light, looking silly. This is the first time netizens have seen forest frogs so close.

The color of the forest frog is similar to the color of the gravel at the bottom of the pond. They are both dark brown, with some dark brown stripes and black spots on their bodies. Although they are not as cute as the emerald green frogs, their appearance is far stronger than that of the emerald green frogs. Scary toad's.

At this moment, the angle of view was slightly zoomed out, and then a patch of small arrows appeared on the screen, and under each small arrow was a little forest baby.

so much!Liu Xiaofan felt that the food in his mouth was not tasty.

What are these wood frogs doing back here?You don't have to visit relatives, do you?Could it be a baby?But it's autumn now.

"Forest frogs have the characteristic of returning to hibernation in the river when they were born, so they all came back." Xia Dongli took two steps with the small wooden box so that everyone could see the situation at the bottom of his pond. As he walked, There were more and more small arrows on the screen, Xia Dongli said with some emotion: "Do you know how I feel now? It's a bit like an old father who sees his son coming home from summer vacation, and it has evolved from the initial state of joy to An old father who hates each other."

The bullet chatter immediately burst into laughter [I understand, the baby on the first day, the son on the second day, and the debt collector on the third day]

[Hahahaha this description is really apt]

Xia Dongli continued while walking: "I was very excited when I saw the first croak, because we have a lot of wild animals here, and forest frogs can only be regarded as the weak side in nature. I saw the bones of forest frogs in the food pellets of owls, so I thought these croaks were in danger, but I didn't expect to come back, and they should have brought some other frogs, the bigger ones were obviously not the same as them Damn, it seems that frogs also have a herd mentality."

The young man's voice was a little helpless: "But there is a problem with so many coming back!"

【crisis! 】← At this time, two huge Chinese characters were typed on the screen, and then Chen Li’s popular science appeared on the screen accompanied by his Northeast Mandarin. During hibernation, they still need to breathe. Most wild wood frogs live in streams with constant water all year round. If the water flow rate is not high enough to meet the breathing needs of these croaks, the frogs can only hide in deep water or get bored in the water. die.However, deep water areas will also have carrying requirements. 】

As he said that, a row of flow rate data was displayed on the screen. The flow rate of the small pool was at the bottom, and the oxygen content required by each frog was also listed on it.

[There are currently 532 frogs arriving in the small pool, and more frogs have arrived one after another in the past few days. To be able to meet the needs of these babies, it is necessary for the small pool to open the maximum water volume and deliver water non-stop, but the problem is... 】

A photo of the courtyard taken by Xia Dongli last winter quickly appeared on the screen. At the same time, Chen Li said sadly [This is the Northeast, and the midwinter season cannot provide enough precipitation to make the small pool flow, so we decided to give these wood frogs We move! 】

The goal of the wood frogs to move is a small pond on a small soil slope. The water here is mountain spring water with a high oxygen content, and it will not be cut off in winter. In addition, the depth of the pool is several meters deep, which can satisfy the winter frogs. need.

Xia Dongli first showed the camera the construction agreement issued by the village committee of Xiaojin Village, and then expanded the water area of ​​the small pond with the help of the villagers. The camera zoomed all the way, and the audience could see the small pond The width of the pond was nearly doubled, and at the same time, he dug deep the streams leading from the small ponds, and sprinkled small stones in them.

Xia Dongli also specially installed several interception nets on the waterway leading to the duck nest to prevent any drowsy croak from running to the duck nest to deliver food.

After a lot of work, the wood frogs in the small pond were picked up in a net bag, and then they were placed on the land beside the small pond.

The forest frogs who were suddenly taken out of the water were extremely disturbed, and they jumped into the water without hesitation almost the moment they were released from the cage.

The water in the small pond is mountain spring water, and the water temperature is slightly lower. This seems to have given some kind of message to the wood frogs. After they entered the water, they went straight into the deep water area, and then huddled together at the bottom of the pool in groups.

Although the pond has just been constructed and the water flow is still a little muddy, their actions after entering the water were recorded by the camera.The small pond itself is a naturally formed hydrological environment. The underwater environment is much more complicated than that of a small pond. For the wood frogs, they can hide behind the stones to avoid predators. There is no more secure environment than this La.

"Now the forest frogs going down the mountain are only a small part. They are relatively young, so they are more sensitive to the temperature. The peak time for the forest frogs going down the mountain will be in October." Xia Dongli smiled at the camera: "Because the forest frogs here The mountain wall is a cliff, so this small pool is not on the main road for the forest frogs to go down the mountain. If there are any forest frogs going down the mountain, they will probably go to the small pool, and we will send them here manually."

"As for the wood frogs going up the mountain next spring, we will straighten out the way up the mountain and try to guide them. If Lin Shunli, they will take the initiative to come here next fall when they look for a place to spend the winter again."

Liu Xiaofan suddenly felt warm in her heart, and just as she was about to type, she saw three yin and yang barrages flashing over

[Hehe, it sounds nice to say, but it’s actually just to catch forest frogs and eat them]

【Not catching now is just because these wood frogs are still young and have no economic value】

[No way, no way, no one doesn't know that the fallopian tubes of forest frogs are snow clams, right? 】

Hey!

Liu Xiaofan suddenly became angry, biting his chopsticks and wanted to type passionately, and at the same time, other bullet screens also floated out [face slapping scene ahead]

【High energy warning】

Um?what's the situation?The little girl gave her hand a pause as she was about to start spraying, and continued to read.

On the screen, I saw a young man in a panic looking around in the crowd, and then he ran over in two or three steps, patted the shoulders of the two young men who were squatting by the pool watching together, and said with a smile: "Let me introduce you, This is the village head and party secretary of our village (yes, Assistant Xiao Li has become the village party secretary of Xiaojin Village through election!) This time our forest frog transfer and protection activities are all guided and helped by the village committee of our village. It's done."

"The forest frog itself is a wild animal, and it is also an important part of the forest ecosystem." Xiao Song, the village head who stood up and faced the camera, was a little nervous, but his attitude was quite tough: "This kind of animal has not yet reached the level of complete artificial breeding. , the so-called artificial breeding is actually free-range breeding, so this species is not completely controllable.”

"Ranas are local cash crops in some areas, and they are treated as special cases. However, they are not included in this industry in our city. Therefore, forest frogs in our city are not allowed to be raised privately, caught, or sold. Comrade Xiao Xia’s situation is a special case, we have already called the local forestry bureau for filing, and will follow up and monitor the situation of the forest frog in the future, please rest assured.”

[Hahahaha did you see the sunspot in front? 】

[Can't think of it, can't you think it?Ren Xiaoxia has official permission]

【Emma, ​​just now I was holding my breath and couldn't get it out, now I'm relaxed and quack quack】

[Xiaoxia is doing well! 】

[By the way, the village cadres in this village are so young?Why are we all little old men in our village (whispering BB)]

[As mentioned earlier, Xiaoxia said that the two village cadres in their village are both college student village officials, and they are the kind of high-achieving students]

[No wonder, young village officials are different from old fritters]

【Wait, Xiaoxia, what are you doing? 】

Liu Xiaofan's hand, which was about to activate the boasting mode, paused when she saw this barrage, she hesitated, let the video continue to play, and saw that the camera turned back to the small brick house, and then in the small brick house There are several dining tables and plastic chairs at the door, and a gas stove and a wooden steamer are placed on the table. The steamer is gurgling and steaming at the moment, which is very eye-catching.

In the camera, Comrade Xiao Xia smiled very beautifully. While directing everyone to wash their hands and sit down, he said to the camera: "We have a rule here. We don't need to pay the villagers for help, but we have to invite everyone to eat. It just so happens that this year's rice Harvest, I will use it to entertain guests!"

【etc?Why did it suddenly enter the food channel from animal science? 】

[I finished my meal and you started eating and broadcasting? 】

[The rice harvested now is northeast rice, right?Saliva can't help but flow down】

"Although we also grow rice in our own province, the rice in the neighboring province is more delicious. When the video was played, your rice should not have been on the market. Cough cough, we have the advantage of the place of origin, there is no way!"

Xia Dongli said a little embarrassingly.

As a fan, Liu Xiaofan felt that her hands were a little itchy, she bit her chopsticks and comforted herself, it's okay, isn't it just rice?mere rice...

"It is said that fresh rice tastes better when steamed!" Xia Dongli pointed to the steamer: "I haven't tried it, and I'm a little nervous."

While talking, he approached the steamer with the camera, and then he was gently pulled down by another young man, the man's deep voice appeared on the left channel, Liu Xiaofan suddenly felt the heat in his ears, she couldn't help rubbing the earphones ears.

"Steam scalding," Xun Ao pulled the person away, then reached out and opened the lid of the steamer through a dry rag.

During the steaming, this year’s new rice appeared in the camera, probably because of the use of steaming. Under the micro-focus lens, the rice grains are plump and fluffy, white as jade, and the circle around the side is full of water vapor, which looks transparent. It is a solid off-white color, and it tastes great at first glance.

The melon-eating netizens who were praising Xun Yao for his nice voice just a second ago changed the subject very politely.

【I'm hungry】

[Uuuuuuuuuuuu lose weight, why is this! 】

[Up Lord, you are actually such an Up Lord, it's time to end your grace! 】

Liu Xiaofan covered his stomach and swallowed his saliva honestly. What's more, the Bgm of "A Bite of the Tongue" was added in the later stage, as well as an affectionate explanation, which made netizens feel even more unbearable La!

But Comrade Xiaoxia couldn’t see everyone’s wailing, he brought out salted egg yolk chicken wings, salted eggs, braised pork, pickles to challenge everyone’s endurance, and proudly said that these eggs were all salted by himself.

Forget about these, the most outrageous thing is that he brought out a big pot of roast chicken with chestnuts.

The seasonal chestnuts are soft, glutinous, sweet, and the farmhouse chicken has a rich taste. Even the thick oily red sauce has its own drawing effect, and the hot steam even stimulates the appetite.

Xia Dongli smiled brightly: "I will release the video at noon, I hope everyone has a good appetite!"

Liu Xiaofan endured it, but she couldn't, she felt that her expression was the same as that of the dogs sitting on the edge of the seat, she was about to cry out with a bark.

The girl typed passionately: "Give me a chance to meet the up master, I will eat him up!!"