In my days as a farmer

What is the status of the Suanni tycoon in the modern literary world?

Hmm... Basically, it can be said this way - [-]% of writers grew up watching the TV series adapted from the novels he wrote.In the golden age of TV dramas, the only ones who could compete with Hong Kong and Taiwan martial arts TV dramas were the historical dramas of Suan Ni Dao.

In fact, it is not difficult to write historical novels, especially in the era when the entertainment industry was exhausted and people's information was blocked.

At that time, if you made any mistakes, readers would not find out, and maybe some people would regard this as a standard.But the special thing about Suanni is that the historical novels he wrote were less controversial even in the era when netizens started to criticize the mode. Take it out as a comparison to criticize today's costume TV dramas.

In fact, some people have always thought this is very strange. For a long time after the founding of Huaguo, people were ashamed of history, and those who studied history and studied history were called not doing their jobs properly.This anti-historical trend was so serious that many archaeological discoveries at that time had to be identified and studied by experts from the former East Asian cultural radiation circle.

At the beginning, it was very common for the most experienced researchers of Huaguo culture and history to not be from Huaguo.

It is taken for granted that under the influence of this trend, whether it is archaeological discoveries or historical records, whether it is clothing, etiquette or cultural records, there are gaps in all of these.

Even if someone organizes and publishes a book with difficulty, it is not easy to find these materials.Not to mention the author at the time, even the relevant researchers are lagging behind.

Therefore, it is naturally a myth that the mashed garlic boss who can still maintain a high accuracy rate under such circumstances.According to the speculation of the majority of netizens, if the boss is not a professional researcher in this field, then he is from a hermit family with inheritance.

Guess there are more of the latter.

By the way, Suanni didn’t call me this name at first. His initial pen name was quite poetic. Later, after the Internet age started, he opened a blog account with the name “Don’t call me Suanni” because it was too Down-to-earth, everyone will call him Suanni God from now on

Cough, the reason for saying this is - how old is a boss with such rich qualifications?Even if you guess at a young age, Xia Dongli thinks that Suanni boss must be in his [-]s, maybe he is his grandpa!

Before leaving the city where they had lived for a long time with rice, their street office was undergoing renovations for the elderly. As the youngest grandson of the family, Xia Dongli was assigned to supervise and investigate the work of his grandfather and maternal grandfather for a long time.

Therefore, he still has some experience in aging-appropriate transformation.

In fact, if you don’t mention the large hardware, the aging renovation is relatively simple. The main thing is to raise the bed and add handrails to the bathroom facilities. Of course, it would be better if you can put a small stool.

Xia Dongli also thoughtfully added an "L"-shaped armrest to the small bed in his guest room.The strength of the waist and legs of the elderly is relatively weak, and they maintain a posture for a long time in the sleep state. When they get up, there is a pulling force that can reduce the strength required for the waist. Moreover, the armrest can also serve as a guardrail to prevent the elderly from accidentally falling down at night.

Moreover, this is not the patent of the elderly. At least Xia Dongli placed another order after trying a few times. He always has a backache and backache for a few days a month, and it is difficult to get up. This thing is really good to use.

Ah, I almost forgot, in addition to the handrails, Xia Dongli also added a lot of night lights.However, considering that there are small animals in the house, he specially bought a night light with downward light. Although this kind of light is relatively dim and the lighting area is small, it is not easy to irritate the eyes of the dogs.

Just when he was beating around the house like a little bee, someone finally couldn't stand it anymore.

With a strange smile on Nezha's face, he rubbed against Xia Dongli who was holding the bright yellow handle in the bathroom to facilitate Xun Yao's drilling. "Xiao Xia." He rarely said in a friendly voice, "What are you busy with these days?"

Xia Dongli glanced at him in a daze, and pointed in the direction of the toilet: "Install the handrail, and you can pull it when it's inconvenient to go to the toilet in the future."

"Oh~" Nezha's expression suddenly became a little weird, "I saw this on TV..."

He deliberately lowered his voice, leaned into Xia Dongli's ear with a gossip expression and asked, "Is this specially for the elderly?"

Huh?Xia Dongli was really surprised.

Although Nezha temporarily lives in their house, because he still has his job, he will disappear from time to time.And don't look at him as a child, but Xia Dongli feels that he is quite mature most of the time, and when he is rarely curious, there are even fewer opportunities to come over and whisper.

He immediately nodded happily, and proudly showed the creativity of the human race: "It's not all the elderly, there are also pregnant women or people with inconvenient health. This is mainly for help."

"Look, the toilet is equipped with a smart toilet cover, which will automatically clean after using the toilet, and you don't need to turn around to wipe your butt with toilet paper. After drying, you only need to pull it like this, and you can stand up easily."

Xia Dongli also specially sat down to demonstrate to him, and added happily: "Actually, you can also help when you sit down. If you sit too quickly, you will easily sit crooked."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard lightning and thunder outside the house, and then a heavy rain poured down without warning.

Xia Dongli was shocked. It's already autumn. How could there be a sudden rainstorm? Didn't the weather forecast say that today will be sunny?His clothes are still drying on the roof.The most important thing is that the little bees are all going out to work today!After this heavy rain, I don't know how many little bees couldn't come back.

He hurriedly stood up, put away the tools in his hand, and ran towards the roof in a hurry, still complaining a little in his heart.

Why is it suddenly raining...

Xun Yao and Nezha both cast their eyes on the old Dragon King who was watching the love-hate relationship in the TV series with a serious face in the living room. Uncle Geng's cool and handsome face remained unmoved, turning a blind eye to their eyes , and raised the teacup to take a sip of the tea gracefully and calmly.

As the only person in this family who can be called an old man, ah no, Long, Uncle Geng said he didn't hear anything.

He sat as still as a mountain, and only Rice, who was leaning on his lap and taking a nap, knew that Uncle Geng's hand holding tea was trembling slightly.

It was a sunny day when Suan Ni arrived in Xiaojin Village.

Xiaojin Village is located in a mountainous area, where there is little pollution and good air. The high blue sky looks like the most beautiful gemstone. The air smelled of herbs.It's completely different from the capital city, as soon as you set foot on this land, you will feel a sense of tranquility.

Suan Ni was carrying a suitcase and wearing sunglasses. When she walked out of the station, she looked around and saw a young man with a kind face at the exit.

The young man was cleanly dressed, with a pair of black eyes behind the glasses, he kept wandering in the crowd, and he was holding a card in his hand, with his alias written on it.

The eyes of the two met briefly, and the young man glanced at him, then turned his eyes away without hesitation and continued to search among the crowd.

Suan Ni knew why.His sister-in-law-to-be thought that the person who would come was an old man, so he was looking for middle-aged and elderly people.

It was rare for Suan Ni to be a bit mischievous. He wanted to scare this book fan, so he leaned over calmly and patted the young man on the shoulder, "Hello, are you Xia Dongli?"

Xia Dongli looked over in surprise, nodded, with a trace of astonishment, confusion and doubt in his eyes: "I am, you are..."

"I'm Wu Jiexin, hello."

Xia Dongli shook hands with the other party dumbly, feeling a little dazed.He looked at the other person's face with some hesitation, and Suan Ni took off his sunglasses very cooperatively, revealing his elegant and handsome face.

... It's okay to be elegant, but, but it's too handsome!

Xia Dongli felt a little suffocated!He shook his lips and asked, "Don't be shy, may I ask how old you are this year?"

"Gui Geng?" Suan Ni was a bit stunned by this question, he thought for a while, and said, "I can't remember clearly, maybe more than 40." After speaking, he took out his ID card and looked at it Date above: "Oh, I'm 48."

This is of course a lie, the figure is not even a fraction of his actual age.However, Suan Ni really can't answer this question. When they were born, there was no calendar in the world.

Xia Dongli was shocked by his downplaying attitude. This is probably the demeanor of a big boss, right?Forgetting one's own age, this kind of freedom is really beyond the reach of ordinary people.

Xia Dongli admired him in his heart, and crazily gave money to the boss.

Isn't there a saying that as long as you completely forget your age, you won't grow old easily? This is definitely the case, but it is too difficult to grow old!This age and appearance are not scientific at all.

He knows that a baby face is not easy to age, but the boss's appearance is not a baby face, eyes are eyes and nose is nose, very stylish, is this the power of knowledge?No, if the boss is only 48 years old this year, when did he start writing?At that time, there was no computer, and if it was all handwritten, it would take at least three or four years to write a masterpiece with millions of types, right?Did you start writing in your teens?

As expected of a big man.

Xia Dongli led him to the parking lot in a daze - of course, this time it was a four-wheeled parking lot. In order to welcome the idol, Xia Dongli went to the car wash early in the morning!

Now their SUV is particularly conspicuous in a row of dusty parking lots, and it is the most beautiful kid in the field.

Ah, also very pretty is his boyfriend who is leaning against the car and waiting for him.

"Xiao Yu." Xia Dongli showed a confused smile at her boyfriend, feeling that she was about to be overwhelmed by happiness bubbles, because, big brother, I'm walking by his side now!

"Master, this is my friend Xun Ao. Xiao Ao, this is Mr. Wu, the super god who wrote "XX Dynasty" and "XX Emperor" in our Writers Association. He will stay with us for a few days." Xia Dongli made the two of each other Introduction, after the two shook hands, they enthusiastically stuffed Suan Ni's small suitcase into the back seat, and helped them fasten their seat belts. The service was extremely thoughtful.

Suan Ni looked at her brother who didn't express anything, and then at Xia Dongli who was backing out of the car with a happy face, and raised her eyebrows with interest.

On the way from the train station all the way to Xiaojin Village, Xia Dongli had no surprises at all. He had already done his homework before the boss came. From the scenery to the legends and myths, he was comparable to an A-level tour guide.

Suan Ni is doing two things at once, while seriously responding to her sister-in-law's chat, while observing Xun Yao vaguely.

Also running away from home, he used the hidden leaves to enter the forest, and his brother's trick was to pinch his face.

Tsk tsk tsk~ This face looks really amazing, obviously the facial features are good, but because of the little incongruity, it looks ordinary, so no one will look back wherever you go, and there is even no memory point at all, it is simply a big faint The ultimate work of Yushi.

Suan Ni is [-]% sure that as long as his brother appears with other people at the same time, he will not be the first one to notice.

Um?I want to ask how Suan Ni recognized it?Hey, he was there when his brother pinched his face.

They have nine brothers, most of them are otaku in the traditional sense, the kind who can stay in their homes for many years as long as they are given things they like, only his third brother is a different kind. When I went to Fukasawa in Jiutian, there was almost no place I hadn't been to.

But it's not that he is boasting, the nine brothers are all outstanding in appearance, and those who often walk in the world like his brother can't avoid peach blossom disasters. His elder brother who has suffered a lot did not think of a way, tried several times, and finally did this. face.

As for how Suan Ni knew, well, his brother naturally needs to apply for a certificate to walk in the world, and these are all contracted by Suan Ni for his brother!After all, he has an advantage.

That's right, he is a professional certificate holder, and the degree of false ones can be so high that the certificate issuer can't identify them.

In ancient times, there was no photographic technology, and it was necessary to describe a person's appearance in detail when applying for a certificate. Therefore, if you want to say who knows the most about the vests of their brothers, it is undoubtedly Suan Ni. Not only did he know, but he also recorded it.

Look, it's time to use it now.

And not only has he seen Xun Ao's appearance before, but he seems to have used this name before. Suan Ni decided to go back and look through his record book to see what happened when his brother used this identity in the first place, so that he was allowed to use this identity in the first place. I still use this name when I lose my memory.

That's right, just by crossing eyes, Suan Ni was sure that his brother had indeed lost his memory.

That's very interesting, his brother Xingsan is also at the top of their family in terms of strength, he can make their gods and beasts lose their memory, even their father can't do it.

Those who did it were either those in the sky, or... himself.

The few people in the sky have been silent for many years, and the possibility of doing it is unlikely, so the question is, what happened to his brother that caused him to lose his memory?

Curious, so curious.

Suan Ni felt that her curiosity was like small bubbles after the water boiled, gurgling and rising, showing no sign of stopping at all.

He glanced at the young man who was driving. The young man looked clean and clean, and his breath was also very clean, and he seemed quite soft-hearted...

Huh?no?

Suan Ni narrowed her eyes, looking at Xun Ao with disbelief.Brother, although our ways of chasing our wives are quite shameless, but don't make yourself lose your memory just to make yourself miserable, I will despise you.

I don't know if his eyes are too warm or Xun Yao's intuition is more keen, just when Suan Ni is staring at the person, Xun Yao suddenly turns his head to look at him, with a smile on his mouth, but there is something in his eyes... Huh?warn?He followed Xia Dongli's introduction to Baiyun Mountain and continued: "The scenery of Baiyun Mountain is really good. If Mr. Wu has good legs and feet, we can go up the mountain for a walk."

... When you introduce the scenery, you will introduce the scenery. Why should you emphasize the convenience of legs and feet?

Suan Ni was a little confused about his brother's brain circuit.

After several people exchanged pleasantries for a while, the small brick house was in sight.

Xia Dongli parked the car skillfully and opened the door, and helped Suan Ni take down the suitcase. Just as he was about to introduce his small courtyard to others, he saw a flash of lightning across the sky, followed by heavy thunder after a while.

"Why is it raining again? It was sunny just now." Xia Dongli put the suitcase on the ground and looked at the sky with some doubts. Good blue weather.

He said helplessly to Suan Ni: "There is no way, the weather in the mountainous area changes quickly. Mr. Wu, hurry up, the rain is about to fall, be careful on the ground."

Suan Ni responded, and just about to take a step forward, she felt a little soft under her feet for no reason.

what happened?Why do I suddenly have a bad feeling?

He decided to trust his intuition, Suan Ni stopped, and silently took a small step back, and the moment he stepped back, the door of the small brick house was suddenly pushed open.

A big black-and-white dog and a white long-haired dog walked out against the courtyard door one after the other. After pushing the door open, the two big dogs sat at the door with their heads held high.

But Suan Ni's eyes didn't fall on them. His eyes involuntarily turned to the open courtyard door of the small brick house, and then he saw the middle-aged man with Da Ma Jindao sitting on the gardening bench in the yard.

Suan Ni: What the hell?

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