In my days as a farmer

Generally speaking, the distance between reality and ideal is usually very large, just like you never think that the soft and cute little lamb is actually a poop maker and a trouble maker; like a cute little tadpole has grown up It doesn’t necessarily turn into a small emerald green frog, but also turns into a forest frog and never looks back; it’s like a cute and beautiful firefly that looks like a beetle when it’s not shining; it’s like the farmhouse and The actual farmhouse is not the same thing at all.

Xia Dongli is no longer the Xia Dongli of the past. He has already suffered a lot in this regard, so after getting inspiration from his boyfriend, he immediately went to Zhihu to ask a question [Managing farmhouse music] What kind of experience is it]

Then he received a bunch of replies soaked in blood and tears, which made Comrade Xiao Xia's pupils quake.

"This is terrible, or else it is still stipulated that children cannot be taken?" The terrified Comrade Xiao Xia pushed the photo in front of Xun Yu, and his boyfriend took it and swiped it up and down, frowning: "It's not just Children's problems, the elderly also..."

"Actually, it has nothing to do with age, the key is quality." Chen Li looked at the frowns of the two and said calmly: "There are people with high quality, adults and children who respect and love life, and vice versa. It depends on the family, but According to the ideas of the two of you, relying on the lottery...the randomness is too high, and it will be very troublesome if you encounter a top prize."

Xia Dongli pursed the corners of his lips. He absolutely didn't want to see the tragedies of his seniors being plucked by wool, plucking chicken tails and pinching ducklings. Even if he didn't talk about small animals, he wouldn't be happy to see plants being ruined.

But who would come to play without children?The average adult is already very tired from work, who wants to go all the way to a strange place to herd sheep and chickens.

Otherwise, it's better to hire someone to help. It's a matter of waiting.

"In fact, there are people like this~" Chen Li hinted: "For example, some occupations are relatively special, and the work situation is also relatively unique, and there is a need for some understanding of species and plants in the rural environment..."

That's right!They are students from our Agricultural College.Junior brothers and sisters are all short of a place for wild hunting.

Xia Dongli suddenly realized!He clapped his fists, yes!

There is a group of people who spend a lot of time sitting at the computer desk every day, have a decent and busy job, and lose their hair faster than their inspiration.

I don’t like to meet people face to face. I feel that the Internet and electronic screens can provide a great sense of happiness and security. I am more addicted to paper people than looking for a lover. Every time I celebrate festivals, I yell not to be a single dog, but when I see a girl, I become a dog again. , although my mind is full of stalks, but I can say no more than five words.

And most of these people are full of beautiful fantasies and longings for pastoral life, yes, just like him once.

There may be more than 1000 such people in Xia Dongli's various groups.

Everyone is flying in the crowd, and they know something about it on weekdays, especially those big guys who have collected a lot of information to help Xia Dongli contract Xiaotupo. Seeing that they have collected so much The information should be very interested in rural life, if you invite them to play, they should agree.

Xia Dongli touched his chin, just in time to show everyone the result of his hard work!

He was so happy that he patted Researcher Chen: "What a great idea! Thank you, Xiao Chen!"

"Eh? No, you're welcome?"

"However, it's not easy to invite them to stay and eat, and the time is also difficult to arrange..."

"Isn't there a golden week?" Chen Li immediately made a suggestion, and he secretly had to seek benefits for his juniors: "As for the accommodation, the guest house in Xiaojin Village is very good, let me tell you in advance. Clean it up, there is no shortage of hot water, TV and network, although it looks a bit old, it is clean and safe.”

"Eating is not a big problem. The cook in the activity center can help cook it for you. If you are happy, you can go down to eat. If you find it troublesome, you can ask someone to make a boxed meal and pack it up. You have to meet the time with people. Sometimes the activity center will Contract weddings and funerals."

"Oh, that's right," he quickly added: "If you want to save money, you can purchase the ingredients yourself and send them over, and just pay a processing fee and packaging fee. The price of agricultural products in Xiaojin Village itself is low, but it's actually quite cheap. of."

The two of them were obviously chatting with each other, but Chen Li spared no effort to persuade Xia Dongli.He quickly contacted Assistant Xiao Li to confirm the number of residents that the guest house could afford, then tentatively sent some pictures and explanations on the Moments, read the responses, and finally finalized the plan for this National Day team building.

That's right, team building.

The president of Xia Dongli's Writers' Association saw his circle of friends, and then I don't know why this boss turned his mind to the fact that their Writers' Association hadn't built a team this year, in order to support the second career of the young writers in the association , He said that this year's team building will be here in Xiaoxia.

Of course, since it is a group building, there must be a lot of people, especially during the Golden Week, when there are more people who are free, so many people rumbling up a small slope can make Xia Dongli cry, so all expenses are borne by the association bear.

Considering the carrying capacity of Xiaotupo, after negotiating with Xia Dongli, the president was so considerate that he divided the registered members into three batches, and decided on three spots: Xiaojin Village, Lishu Village, and Changbai Mountain Scenic Area. Play here for two days.

Xiaojin Village is idyllic, Lishu Village is for hot springs to buy surroundings, and Changbai Mountain Scenic Area has natural scenery, and it is perfect to leave one day on the way back and forth.

Of course, for Xia Dongli, who had to work hard for six consecutive days, he got a visit fee of 50 yuan per person per day-don’t get me wrong, this fee was not requested by Comrade Xiao Xia, but paid by the president in his own name subsidy.

The chairman was clear in his heart. He changed the private party into a big group building on a whim. The little comrades had to stay with him for six days.

Moreover, it is not easy for a young man to start a second business. Due to the nature of his business, he cannot issue invoices and charges, so the rich and powerful chairman waved his hand and said that this is a subsidy paid by him personally. Of course, this information is also public, but it is not. In order to buy people's hearts, but to avoid bringing people to Xiaoxia next time whoever has nothing to do.

He had negotiated with Xia Dongli and learned that people are not interested in doing service business, but everyone is in the same industry. If someone asks Xiao Xia, it's really hard to refuse, so it's better to explain it in advance.

In the group, the president also considerately said that he came here to take care of the bachelors this time, so he didn't bring his wife, let's have a bachelor party! ←This remark caused an uproar, a circle of single dogs exploded, and the atmosphere of the group that was silent because of the chairman's candid words was suddenly heated up.

The vast group of friends who eat dog food every day passionately expressed that if they are single, they will be single, and no one is allowed to bring a partner, children, and everyone will return to the single years.

——That's really embarrassing.

Xia Dongli, who watched the wechat group of demons dancing wildly, had a very cold expression on his face, and he was a little bit overwhelmed by the cold.There's an enemy in your group of singles!After all, he is not a bachelor duck!

Xia Dongli was so happy that he held up his mobile phone to go to Xun Xiaomao to ask for credit.

Xiaojin Village on the National Day is full of autumn colors. It is indeed a very good tourist spot. Although the people who come here are all acquaintances, it is not easy to squeeze the labor force, but so many people can finish their work after a while!Of course, the premise is that the farm work is particularly simple, and these tall nerds will definitely not be able to do it.

Uh, cough, since this event has a hot spring program, in order to avoid unnecessary accidents, all the members who come to this event are male members, and the girls have booked another event.

It's easier to manage if it's full of old men, but the arrangement of activities is a bit nerve-wracking. After all, men don't have that much mood for viewing furry and flowers, so they must arrange some intense activities.

Now that he has taken the chairman's money, Xia Dongli must arrange for these people to have fun, especially after learning that the big man Suanni will come this time, Xia Dongli is even more bloody, saying that he must Make this event as perfect as possible!

How can you disappoint your idol!

For this reason, he went to the farmhouse forum to learn some technologies and popular projects, and felt that he was fully inspired.

Then a few days later, Xun Ao, who helped to pick up the goods at the courier point after get off work, saw a mountain of couriers.

"Actually, I didn't buy anything." Xia Dongli, who came out to greet him, rubbed the dog's head of the rice in his arms with a guilty conscience: "Well, this is because the seller has overpackaged it, so I just bought a little...well, just a little There are a lot, but mainly some charcoal and disposable barbecue pits, farmhouse fun, of course we can have a barbecue or something together.”

This kind of disposable barbecue grill itself is a carton with charcoal fire inside. He bought two boxes at a time.

In fact, this kind of disposable barbecue grill is quite resistant to burning. It can burn for about three hours indoors without wind, but Xia Dongli still prepared a dozen more sets and bought charcoal to avoid people still burning. It was embarrassing to think about the scene where the charcoal fire was finished before the fun.

It may be because of the scattered charcoal. The seller specially made two wooden frames for the outer packaging to protect the integrity of the charcoal. At first glance, the thing is huge, but it is not very heavy.

But in terms of its huge size, there is another thing he bought.

"This is a kite!" Xia Dongli excitedly said to Xun Yu while carefully unpacking the package, "And this kite has a wind whistle attached, so it will sing when placed in the sky."

"Going to play with it?" Xun Yao handed him the scissors, and saw his boyfriend said with great interest that he was doing serious business: "It's not just for fun, cough cough, it is said that kites were first invented for driving Birds, let’s try first, if we can’t catch the birds, we can play.”

"..." Xun Yu opened his mouth, and looked at the huge kite that Xia Dongli dismantled in confusion, as if to prove his identity as "flying birds". This kite also had the appearance of an eagle painted on it, especially The two eagle eyes also use a special kind of beads, which look very piercing.

But it may be so that the kite-flying people can see the heroic and handsome appearance of this "Eagle" in the sky on the ground. These two eyes are made as big as a coin. Looking at it up close... well, I always feel a little stupid.

However, as a qualified boyfriend, Xun Ao would not dampen his lover's interest. He cooperated very well with holding the kite and asking Xia Dongli to put a whistle on it, and then carried the kite up the small slope. Finally, the two Under Chen Li's lens and guidance, he worked hard to send the kite into the sky.

Xia Dongli really never thought that flying a kite was so difficult. He ran to the back out of breath and almost collapsed from exhaustion, but the sense of accomplishment after the kite flew into the sky was still great!

The huge eagle kite has a wingspan of three meters, which is larger than the golden eagle among the birds of prey.

But this wingspan is still very impressive in the ground, but it doesn't look so big when it goes up to the sky, it just feels very elegant.

Not to mention, the appearance of a kite flying against the wind in the sky is very similar to that of an eagle hovering.

"I think it's okay!" Xia Dongli wiped his sweat with his hands on his hips, and said to Chen Li proudly, "Whether weasels or snakes are within the hunting range of raptors, they should be in the sky if there are kites in the sky." Won't come out to hunt."

"And the nearby raptors probably won't come here when they see the eagles here! Didn't they say that the raptors will keep a safe distance between them?" Xia Dongli looked at the kite in the sky with a proud expression.

Although it is a bit tiring to fly this thing, and there are seasons and weather restrictions, most of the weather in autumn is suitable for kite flying, and he will not let the chickens and ducks at home come out of the cage when the weather is bad, so this operation Xia Dongli Feel totally doable!

As expected of our ancestors, inventions and creations are reliable.

Chen Li, holding the camera, was silent for a while, pointed the camera at the eagle in the sky, and said in a very flat tone, "Xiao Xia doesn't like playing with kites, does she?"

"I played it when I was young, but I haven't played it for a long time." Xia Dongli was a little confused, so he heard Chen Li continue to say: "We put it on for two hours, and the time it takes to get it back will not be so different. From now on, you can play it every day." It takes 3 hours to fly a kite?"

Xia Dongli: Oh!

"Also, although this hovering in the sky can scare ordinary mammals, it can't scare another kind of bird."

While speaking, he stretched out a hand in the direction of Baiyun Mountain.

In the depths of the old forest in Baiyun Mountain, hula-la flew out of a black mass, far away, and their iconic calls showed their identities-the most aggressive among the corvids, and they like to watch them the most. Lively and well-known hooligans who like to fight the most, the Crow Legion flew towards the eagle kite in the sky.

The airflow in the air turned around, and the eagle kite was blown crookedly in the air, and it happened to turn around.

The two sides faced each other, staring at each other in silence, and the flames of war were on the verge of breaking out.