In my days as a farmer

Yu Can is a heavy reliance on Bilibili. When eating, she scans the homepage and recommends picking an eye-catching video for dinner. It is her regular activity.

Today, I happened to stumble across a video called "A Surprise in a Thunderstorm", with a picture of a few pink piggies grinning at the camera.It seems a bit interesting, and the duration is about the same as that of instant noodles, just right.

The little girl bit her chopsticks and clicked on the video.

At the beginning of the video, there is lightning and thunder. The place where UP’s main video is shot seems to be very empty. The continuous lightning and the subsequent roaring thunder are very shocking. For urban people, this scene is really rare. , she couldn't help admiring in a low voice.

Then the camera shakes for a while, and the photographer obviously walked out of the house. In the dark night lit by the flashlight, you can see the raindrops falling to the ground like strings of beads. She can even hear the sound of the rain outside the camera. At the same time, the screen Words appear on the left.

[In mid-July, during a sudden thunderstorm, the monitoring system we placed in the pigpen told us that Xiangxiang, a gilt we just bought at home, was frightened by the thunder and showed signs of premature delivery. 】

The camera cuts to a straw-covered wooden hut, where a short-haired black sow is panting.A young man jumped over the fence and turned in. He adjusted the sow's posture with his hand, raised its head slightly, and pressed the sow's abdomen bit by bit.

The little brother has broad shoulders and long legs. Although his hairstyle is bold and unrestrained, and he wears the most common black T, but he can't help him to look good and handsome, even if he is pressing the belly of a sow in a pigsty. handsome!

[It was too late to go to the veterinarian in this weather, Xiaoyu said that he could try to let him give birth by himself, so we started giving him massage to induce labor. 】

Suddenly there was another person in the camera, this time it was a handsome guy in a white T and glasses. As soon as he entered, he followed the guy in front of him and learned how to press the belly of a sow, and at the same time handed him disinfectant. After the two disinfected their hands, they began to disinfect the lower body of the sow, obviously planning for the worst.

Just when Yu Can involuntarily began to gnaw on his chopsticks, he suddenly noticed that the camera flickered, and the boy in white clothes was startled, and yelled at them: "Rice, don't come in!"

rice?Yu Can blinked, and then her eyes lit up, and she saw a merle-coloured border collie slipping into the pigsty.

This dog has a lot of hair. Although it is a bit embarrassed by the rain, its appearance is still explosive under the fill light of the camera.After looking around with its gentle almond eyes, it pushed its head against Brother Bai T's elbow, as if it was acting like a baby. Seeing the owner's helpless face and not being stopped, it walked around to the sow and lay down , began to lick the sow's face.

"Woo~" The sow groaned in pain, in exchange for this border shepherd's gentle licking. While licking, it seemed to be still talking to the sow to comfort it.It was almost visible to the naked eye, and the sow's breathing gradually calmed down, not as restless as before.

[Ten and seven minutes later, Xiangxiang gave birth to her first child. 】The wet and red piglet staggered towards the belly of the sow as soon as it landed, and the young man in white T quickly gave his hand.

After wiping off some of the mucus on the cub, he stuffed it into the belly of the sow. The piglet's eyes hadn't been opened yet, so it could only use its nose to nod around.For some unknown reason, it couldn't find a place for a long time, and cried anxiously.

The young man was a little helpless, picked it up and stuffed it into the correct position. The sound of the cub sucking milk obviously encouraged the sow named Xiangxiang. She moved the position of the cub with her hoof, as if she found that the position was not right. It is convenient for the cub to suck milk. With the help of two young people, it turned sideways with difficulty.

In the next half hour, it gave birth to the second and third piglets one after another.

The second child's skin was whiter than that of the eldest child, while the third child had black spots on his body. The two youths sent the cubs over one after another.The big dog who had originally appeased the sow even leaned over to clean up the piglets. It carefully licked the piglets dry. When it licked the piglets and then licked the sow, Xiangxiang seemed to be I was inspired to look up at it, and then yelled a few times aggrieved.

[10 minutes have passed, and there is no more movement from Xiangxiang]

"Does it still have children?" The white T youth looked at the three sows under Xiangxiang's stomach with some uncertainty. In terms of the fertility of domestic pigs, three sows at a time is a bit too little.

And the young man in black T, who has never touched Xiangxiang since she gave birth, is busy disinfecting the umbilical cords of the cubs with iodine. After hearing this, he turned his head and looked at the sow, and said with certainty: "Also, And there are not many, probably tired, let it rest first."

As he said, after a while, Xiangxiang moved her body again, and the fourth piglet was born.

Next, the fifth, sixth, and seventh babies, Yu Can looked a little excited, while the expressions of the two young men who were giving birth were getting more and more entangled.

When No.11 was born, the white T youth's expression was extremely distorted. He glanced at the black T youth, and a wry smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Black T smiled and shook his head, peeled off the afterbirth of a newly born piglet, and handed it to him.

Isn't it good to have more pigs, why not happy?The little girl off-screen finally opened the instant noodle bowl and began to prepare her own dinner in a whirl.

And the subtitles told her why.

It turned out that they were running a farm, not a breeding farm, and the white T youth bought sows just to collect pig feces and compost, not for breeding.

Unexpectedly, this single sow didn't know what she had experienced, and her belly gradually grew after arriving here. Although they took advantage of it, the sudden expansion of the scale caught people by surprise.

After all, the pressure of taking care of a pig is different from taking care of a litter of pigs. The most important thing is that their farm has not yet obtained the relevant certificates, and they are now in the state of unlicensed breeding.

But before Yu Can could react, a small remark was already typed in the subtitles [*Relevant certificates were obtained when the video was broadcast]

The little girl immediately had a good impression, and she rushed to this sentence... She tapped the screen twice with one free hand, and liked the coin-operated dragon.

A girl like her who grew up in the city has a natural concern for things like rules and documents. Although she doesn't know much about rural operations, a law-abiding UP owner is still worthy of praise.

The Xiangxiang pig on the screen finally gave birth to sixteen piglets, but because the production time was too long, the last child died just after birth. Although the two young people had artificial respiration and cardiopulmonary resuscitation, they still They failed to save them, and only fifteen of them survived in the end.

In order to take care of Xiangxiang's mood, this little piglet was hidden by the two of them, but the sow who had just given birth realized something was wrong at the first time, she sniffed her cubs in turn, and hid again He smelled it on the young black T who had given birth to the piglet, but because the young black T had been delivering the baby, the smell was messy, and Xiang Xiang didn't find anything unusual.

Although the cubs were moaning and protesting against their mother's standing up, and even one cub was hanging under Xiangxiang's stomach because he refused to let go, Xiangxiang was still sniffing around in the young man's arms, trying to find out of the child it was hiding, but in the end it failed and it found nothing.

Another young man gently pressed it down, and then stuffed the cubs into the arms of the lost mother one by one. Xiangxiang seemed to want to stand up, but this time she was biting the cubs that she wouldn't let go. There were so many cubs that it finally had to give up.

At this moment, Yu Can saw a bullet screen: Could the sow still be unable to count? The UP owner intentionally misleading, right?Miserable?

Hey, I'm a little grumpy!

The little girl was feeling a little uncomfortable at first, but when she saw this dirty mouth, she stopped eating the instant noodles, and as soon as she put down the chopsticks, she started to squirt passionately.

[I don't know if pigs can count, but I think Xiang Xiang is at least more humane than some people! 】

To her relief, not long after her bullet screen was sent out, she saw several scattered bullet screens all spraying on the person in front, which made her feel a lot better.

Although the barrage at station B does not have a reminder function, and they have nothing to do with the troll leaving if he discharges negative energy, but at least it will not mislead the latecomers.

She hummed twice, clicked to complain, and continued to read.

In the video, the two little brothers sprinkled some powder on the piglets, then sterilized the sows, adjusted the monitoring position in the house, and went out.

Before going out, Brother Bai T seemed to be worried that the dog would get caught in the rain, so he reached out and hugged the merle-colored Bianmu. The Bianmu was obviously used to being picked up by the owner in this way, and the sudden flight was only very familiar Following his movements, he put his two paws on the little brother's shoulders, and buried his big head in his neck, looking very cute.

Yu Can couldn't hold back, and posted AWSL on the barrage.

Woohoo!She, a cat party, suddenly got the dog's appearance!At this moment, the screen went black, and a line of white text appeared [We thought that today's surprise would be like this, but we didn't expect...]

When the camera came back on, the little brother Bai T who was holding the dog staggered, and was immediately supported by the little brother in black who was helping him with the umbrella.

"I seem to have stepped on something." Brother Bai T pushed down his glasses in a bit of embarrassment and said, then motioned the flashlight to shine on the ground, and when the camera turned around, a black lacquer appeared on the side of the young man's sneakers. A creature, after the camera focused, Yu Can found that it was a frog with a strange color.

It's not the emerald green color in Yu Can's impression, but it's not like a toad with pimples all over its body. Under the light, this frog seems to be stunned, and only moves its feet slowly.

Several people realized something immediately, the camera shot across the ground inch by inch, and another frog jumped in front of them.

"It's the forest frog, Xiaoxia, your family's forest frog has started to go up the mountain." A strange voice spoke, judging from his radio recording, it should be the little brother holding the camera.

"Choose it in this weather?" The young man in white T looked back at him in surprise, his gaze happened to hit the camera, and he avoided it uncomfortably, and pursed his lips in a shy look.

oops!This reaction is kind of cute!The little girl suddenly became a little interested, but before she could take a closer look, the camera turned towards the sky under her burning gaze, just in time to capture a bolt of lightning.

——This is a thunderstorm weather, which can be regarded as bad weather. Combined with what the little brother said just now about going up the mountain, Yu Can couldn't help being a little curious.

It's not surprising that frogs come and go on rainy days, but what does it mean to go up a mountain?

Just when she was about to ask a question, a barrage appeared on the screen: the forest frog is a snow clam, and its main habitat is in the woods. According to the size of the UP master, the frog should be a newly hatched frog this year.

Then came the second barrage: Is the UP owner breeding forest frogs?As far as I know, it seems that forest frogs are not allowed to be farmed now?

Yu Can frowned. She knew about Xueha, so why is it not allowed to breed them?When she was about to ask a question, she looked at the white words on the screen and began to explain.

It turned out that these forest frogs were tadpoles hatched from eggs quietly laid by frogs in the pond of the UP owner. The UP owner didn't know what species they were until they grew legs.

The owner of UP did not intend to breed these frogs before, and has always allowed them to develop naturally. Two days before the video was shot, some small frogs began to come ashore one after another, but they did not leave the small courtyard.So on the day of filming, these frogs took advantage of the thunderstorm to climb the mountain together, which surprised everyone.

"It may be to avoid natural enemies. The forest frog is completely exposed to the outside from the pond to the woods, and it is also the most dangerous time. However, birds will not come out to hunt during thunderstorms." The photographer held a flashlight After taking pictures from left to right, the frogs that were photographed stayed in place one by one obediently, and later marked them with small arrows. Yu Can could clearly see that there were six little frogs lying on the ground as far as he could see. .

This density is amazing!

What was even worse was yet to come, a few younger brothers hurried back to the small courtyard, and as soon as the courtyard door was opened, Yu Can saw a star-studded man with an explosive density appearing on the ground of the courtyard.

ah ah! ! !

Yu Can, who doesn't have trypophobia but can't bear this scene, couldn't hold back a shudder. Just as he was about to pause, he saw the camera was raised again and was placed on a stand. Then the three young men began to move the little frog towards the gate of the courtyard. But in the end they seemed to find that the effect was not very good, so they exchanged a few words and started to tear down the fence.

Although the street lights in the yard were quite bright, but the rain was too heavy, Yu Can could only see the movements of the young people, but not the densely packed little frogs.

For some reason, she was moved when she saw a few young people who were drenched and somewhat embarrassed.Although she also knew in her heart that this kind of video show was very likely, but she felt that it was better if someone was willing to show off than someone who couldn't even think of it.

So she tapped the screen twice again... Oh, she forgot that she had voted in coins to like it just now.

At this time, people who can't stand it have appeared on the barrage and suggested that they should just catch the forest frog and release it. It would be too much work to directly tear down the gate of the courtyard, right?

"You guys are the only ones who are smart?" Yu Can couldn't help muttering when she saw these keyboard warriors, but she also wondered why the UP masters didn't catch frogs directly.

Then the bullet screen master soon came to slap his face, and he sent three messages: "Young man, have you ever caught a wet frog?"

"I guarantee that if these young people squat down to catch the frogs one by one and pour them out, it will take much more time than tearing down the gate of the courtyard now."

"Furthermore, young frogs are very fragile. If they are light, they cannot be grasped, and if they are heavy, they will be crushed to death."

Uh, although it seems that the order is reversed, it does not affect understanding.Yu Can liked the barrage and continued to read.

After dismantling several fences that were not planted with climbing plants, several people used straw to block the dents left by the fence removal, and then began to drive the frogs there, even the border herd wanted to help.But this time without waiting for them to do anything, the frogs actually started to move towards the fence on their own initiative.

The three young people simply stood under the shelter, and the young man in white T took off his glasses and wiped them, panting and said to the camera: "The fence that was demolished is opposite the forest, and the gate is actually facing the plain. That’s why they didn’t cooperate just now.”

As he said that, he let out a sigh of relief and showed a tired smile, "Okay, then I think they can be handled by ourselves, let's go to rest first."

The other two young people responded and walked into the house one after another. Bian Mu still looked at the yard reluctantly, but he was pulled into the hut by the young man in white T. They only heard the sound of closing the door outside the camera.

etc?What shall we do then?

Don't worry though, the people are gone and the cameras are on.

Then Yu Can saw a series of accelerated playback. From ten o'clock in the evening to six o'clock the next day, the number of croaks in the yard decreased visibly with the naked eye. When the rain stopped the next day and the sun rose again When we got up, there were only three or two little croaks in the corner.

Then they were all found out one by one by the border shepherd who opened the door and pushed them into the pool!

It was only with the rising sun that Yu Can saw the overall layout of the courtyard, and she couldn't help but praise it.

Although the heavy rain knocked down a lot of petals overnight, it can still be seen that this is a small courtyard that has been carefully arranged. There is even a leisure area and a hospitality area in the courtyard. The rattan chair is very comfortable to lie on at first glance. look!This UP master will enjoy it!

Just as he was sighing, Yu Can saw that border shepherd ran to open several cages with its nose, and then released a big black and red pig, several chickens and ducks, and even a goat.

and many more!What seems wrong?

Before Yu Can could react, he saw the black and red piglet walk out of the cage and stretched. His eyes lit up when he saw the wet yard and the dismantled fence. It seemed to hesitate for a while standing in the yard. , but the next moment it jumped out of the fence with a light movement that a pig should not have.

Immediately afterwards, Yu Can heard a scream: "Xiao Kang, calm down! Hold yourself, don't get lost!!"

Yesterday's young man in white T ran out and shouted, and when he saw the situation in the yard, he immediately stopped on the spot, and saw that he didn't chase after him anymore, but stretched out his hand to drag the duck that had just raised its head from the water in the pond got up, and then took something out of its mouth: "Hurry up, catch the ducks, they are eating the forest frogs!"

As if just to add to the confusion, in the camera, a goat that was standing in the same place glanced at a few young people around the pool, and jumped out of the fence as soon as it let go of its feet. Judging from its last unrestrained movements, this sheep must have gone out and run wild.

The scene was very chaotic for a while.

At this moment, a young man who looked very gentle approached the camera, and then he reached out to the camera and made a goodbye gesture, turning the camera off.

A line of words slowly appeared on the black screen: UP master is busy catching troublesome cubs, see you next time.

"Pfft——" Yu Can couldn't hold back his laughter, okay, this video is quite interesting, although it is also a relatively popular farming VLOG recently, but the rhythm and story are arranged just right, the appearance of the UP masters It's not bad, she thinks it can be fattened up.

She clicked on the homepage of this UP master and found out that there was another video before, so she watched it while washing the dishes.

This video is mainly based on photos and short videos. It mainly introduces why the owner of UP came to this small village and the origin of the small animals at home. When introducing Xiaokang pig, he also specially put a photo of it when he was a child. , and even specially tagged it with [Sterilized].

Well, it seems that the little piglets have nothing to do with this legendary little pig.

Comparing the two pig faces, Yu Can couldn't hold back, and gave a thumbs up to a barrage that floated past - thank you UP master for proving that not all pets will become cute when they get fat!

Yu Can soon discovered that apart from the pig, the origins of the small animals in this UP owner's house were quite strange, especially a goat that was still on file at the police station.

By the way, the sheep bleating were so cute when I was young, why do I feel that my appearance has decreased when I grow up?In particular, the headshot of UP's main selection is still a photo of this sheep looking directly at the camera, which is a bit silly.

But the little black faces raised by UP are so cute!Although the face value has been reduced after shearing, it is still so cute!Especially the picture with the tongue sticking out, ah! !How can it be so cute!I really miss RUA!

After seeing that the UP owner released a bird's-eye view of the entire land and said that she was planning to build an organic farm, and would update everyone on the construction process in the future, she followed this new UP owner who was only more than 20 popular, and smiled. I left a message expressing my expectation for the follow-up work.

This is just an ordinary day for an Internet addicted girl, and to her it is just an ordinary attention, she has no idea what kind of surprise she will reap after a few years.

During this day, under the new UP main promotion activity of station B, many people saw this video, some people saw the title and skipped it without feeling, and some people also finished watching the video, and then clicked it laughingly focus on.

Then they all got a message back—

Thank you for paying attention to the UP owner. In those days when I was a farmer, please give me more advice. We will always work hard and look forward to growing together with you.