Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]
Chapter 94 Wu 2 Coaxes Daughter-in-law
Old Tao and Uncle Da came over and pulled me and said, "Little Master, there is something we want to ask you just now,? Come and tell us,? How big is this Mengzhou City..."
Another person pulled Wu Er away.
Old Tao said: "Little Xianggong, don't blame me, the big brother, for talking about you. Even if Wudu did some things in a hurry before and offended you, but his heart is really toward you. Yes,? You,? We should cherish his friendship."
Uncle Da also said: "Young man, is there anything you can't talk about? Just calm down and stay in the next camp. You can't look up and look down. It's not good to be too stiff."
I said, "Is it my fault? He himself said he thought I was annoying. I ignored him,? Is he in a hurry?"
Uncle Da smiled: "Look at the two of you, you are both in your 30s and [-]s anyway,? Why are you still like two children, between brothers? How can you remember anything casually? "
I whispered: "When did he treat me as a brother? He has always looked down on me the most."
Old Tao said: "Stupid! Treating you so well, you are not treating you as a brother, so what are you treating?"
"Treat me as a slave,? Treat me as an animal, treat me as a low|scum, treat me well if you want to treat me well, and find a way to drive me away if you don't want to treat me well!"
The two coaxed for a while, and then went about their own business.
After lunch, you can rest for a while.
I didn't sleep well last night, and I was a little sleepy at the moment. I found a tree, lay down under it and fell asleep after a while.
In a daze, I felt a chill on my forehead, wondering which bird pulled my face?He sat up suddenly in shock, and his forehead collided with someone with a "bang".
I rubbed my forehead and said, "Who is so blank? Didn't you see that Grandpa is sleeping? What are you doing so close?"
Wu Er also clutched his forehead and grinned: "You're skinny, but your head is hard. Oh, don't move, be careful that the medicine is gone."
I wiped it on my forehead, and my hand was black and smelly.
This made me annoyed: "I said Wu Er, are you sick? You wipe shit on my face while I'm asleep?"
Wu Er quickly said: "This is not feces, this is the medicine I prepared. You just got a tattoo on your forehead, and it is red and swollen. Applying this can reduce the swelling and reduce the color."
Old Tao ran over and said, "Yes, young man, this is the medicine that the second master specially went up the mountain to pick for you. It's really not shit."
I smelled it according to those things, and it still stinks, but it does smell like medicine.
I stared at Wu Er without saying a word, he was a little embarrassed, put the medicine bowl on the ground and said: "If you think I can't apply it well, then you can apply it yourself."
Seeing that I didn't move, Lao Tao quickly ran over with the bowl of medicine and helped me paste it on my forehead, muttering: "Little Xianggong, don't be ignorant of blessings. In order to get rid of the golden seal on your face, Second Master I don't know how much painstaking effort I have had.
After asking around for this prescription, I came out and went to gather herbs in the middle of the night.
There is a taste of purple Ganoderma lucidum in it, how difficult is that to find?Thanks to the skill of the second master, he dared to climb the cliff no matter how high it was. If it were someone else, he would have died just to collect this medicine.
You can put this gold seal on it well, even if it can't get rid of the bottom, you should teach the color to be lighter, so it won't be so ugly. "
Straight men like Wu Er will also adjust the mask for me?Why do you feel like you are dreaming?
The sergeants called for the teacher to work again, and I went to hit the stones with the prisoners, and I was sweating all over after a while.
Wu came over with a bowl in his hand: "Are you thirsty? Drink some mung bean soup to detoxify."
I took a sip of the soup and threw it up: "It's so hot, how do you want me to drink it?"
"Is it hot?" He foolishly took a sip, nodded and said, "It's a little hot, so I'll hold it and you can drink it when it cools down later."
I snorted, turned my back on purpose not to look at him, the muscles on my face always jumped up unconsciously, and the corners of my lips were also raised.
Obviously I can't hide my joy, but I still remind myself not to laugh, I have to hold him and hold him hard.
The man stood stupidly, tasted the soup after a while, and then muttered under his breath, "Why is it still hot?"
I couldn't help but want to laugh, I tensed my face and said, "Why are you so stupid? Can't you blow it with your mouth?"
He said, "Oh."
Really point out the corners of the mouth to blow the soup.I'm about to die of his appearance.How could this big black man be so cute?
After blowing for a while, he handed over the bowl again: "It's not hot now, take a sip."
I took a sip and said, "It's still hot."
He took it and took a sip: "It's not hot, I've tasted it all." He then sent the bowl back.
Taking another sip from his hand, he said, "It's still hot."
He took the bowl back, took a sip, and said, "Isn't it hot?"
I took another big sip and said, "It's still hot."
He also took a big sip, and said patiently: "It's not hot anymore, it's not hot anymore, it's really not hot anymore."
I was stubborn: "It's hot, it's hot, it's hot."
He was in a hurry: "It's not hot anymore, it's really not hot anymore, I'll show you how to drink it." As soon as he finished speaking, he raised his skull and drank it, finished a large bowl of soup, and put the bowl Di Liang showed me: "Look, I just said it won't be hot."
I hugged my shoulders and looked at him: "Well, it's not hot now, so what should I drink?"
He was so embarrassed, he looked at the bowl and then at me, touched his lips and said, "Well... I'll get you another bowl."
"Another bowl will still be hot."
His face froze: "You..."
I couldn't hold back anymore, I shrugged my shoulders and laughed, and everyone around me laughed too.
Uncle Da shook his head and smiled, "I figured it out, Second Master Wu is really not good at coaxing people."
Lao Tao couldn't help laughing too: "My daughter-in-law always said that I don't know what's going on, and I still don't understand. Only after taking a look at the second master did I know why she was so angry."
Everyone was laughing, Wu Er felt something was wrong, and cursed in a hoarse voice: "Are you kidding me again?"
I scratched my face: "Yes, I'm just kidding you. But I'm really thirsty right now, and I want to drink mung bean soup."
He cursed: "I want to drink it myself!" He turned around and walked a few steps, then passed the bowl to the hand of the person next to him: "Give him a bowl, and serve it to him when it's cold."
I raised my chin and looked at him: "I won't drink what others serve, so I'll teach you how to serve it."
He glared at me: "You are so beautiful."
"I am beauty, so you can say whether you are prosperous or not?"
The corners of his mouth twitched: "If you love to make, I won't be used to you."
I leaned over and whispered: "You are not used to me? But I just want to drink with you, just like just now, you take a sip and I take a sip."
He glanced at me, and the corners of his mouth were obviously hooked: "You can do it." He took the bowl back from the man's hand to serve the soup, and the smile in his eyes couldn't help it.
The soup was served again, and I was about to tease him to taste it for me first, when suddenly I heard the sound of horseshoes behind me.
Turning around, I saw Shi Guanying running over with a few soldiers, and shouted from a long distance: "Wudutou, it's not good, something is wrong with my son!"
Wu Song greeted him and asked, "Master Shi, what happened?"
Shi Guanying rolled off his horse, stumbled over and grabbed Wu Song's hand, and said anxiously: "Dutou, please change your clothes quickly, and go rescue the child with me."
I stepped forward and stopped: "Master Guanying, first tell me what happened."
Shi Guanying wiped away his anxious tears: "Yes...it's Zhang Tuanlian. He detained the child and beat him up, and then asked someone to bring a message, asking me to pick it up in person. Zhang Tuanlian is so stubborn. Tight, how can this old man fight alone? Deyang and Wudutou must join me to save people!"
Wu Songdao: "That person surnamed Zhang is actually bullying people like this! My lord, wait a moment, I will go with you when I put on some clothes."
I said slowly: "My lord, I'm afraid I didn't finish what I said? People can beat him casually for no reason? Are there other things that I didn't mention?"
The old fox moved the corner of his mouth and said nothing.
I sneered to myself: "My lord, if you want to ask Wudutou for help, at least you should explain the reason clearly. Mo's teacher was on the spot, and he was disproved by others so that he was ashamed."
When Wu Song heard this, he stopped immediately.
The old fox had no choice but to say: "Before, when the shopkeeper left, I asked Xiaoer to take care of Happy Forest. Zhang Tuanlian and the women on the ground came to Happy Forest to make a living, and Xiaoer stayed behind.
Zhang Tuanlian came to argue, and Xiao'er said straightly that these women have feet and can choose where to make a living, but he can't control it.Zhang Tuan practiced ruthlessly and took all those prostitutes into captivity. Xiao'er stepped forward to practice theory with Zhang Tuan, so he was detained. "
I clapped the back of my hands: "Isn't this the end? Zhang Tuanlian and you split up the business, and you are trying to take advantage of the advantage and keep someone else. Isn't it only natural for them to snatch them back?
Your son went forward to argue with others?Or just look for it yourself?You said that teaching Wu Er to rescue now is not the same as teaching him to slap the face with Shi En? "
Shi Guanying suddenly burst into tears: "You only know one thing and don't know the other! The regiment training didn't only capture the women on their ground, but even the women on our ground were also captured. I That's why I went to find him."
I gritted my teeth and sneered, Zuo was just rushing to eat a few bites of soft rice, but to have such a big fight, I really make people look down on you guys.
Wu Song couldn't bear to hear that Shi En was suffering, and said, "My lord, don't panic, now I will go with you to rescue brother Shi."
I gave him a blank look: "You go by yourself? Stretching your face and waiting to be scolded? Go together!" I waved to more than 100 prisoners in the camp: "Let's go and have a look together."
The soldier behind Guan Ying said: "I'm afraid it's wrong for everyone to leave the camp together? If one or two get lost, it will be troublesome."
The old fox said loudly: "There is nothing wrong. There are more people in Zhang Tuanlian's place. Our momentum is weak. I'm afraid we will suffer."
Wu Er and I led the way, followed by one or two hundred prisoners and left the camp with the old fox.
When I went to the training site of Zhang Tuan, I saw a strong black man and a group of militiamen eating wine together.
A man was thrown on the ground next to him, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he was tied up like a rice dumpling, and he was still yelling at the group of people.The man scolded him so anxiously that he stuffed a rotten rice dumpling into his mouth, choking until the guy rolled his eyes.
A brain is a good thing, but it's a pity that Shi En doesn't have one.I have already placed an order at this moment, and if I don't talk to them well, what is it if I'm not looking for a fight?
When the old fox saw that the little stupid pig was suffering so much, he became anxious on the spot, rushed over and cursed: "Your surname Zhang, how dare you humiliate my son like this? I will fight with you, old man!"
Another person pulled Wu Er away.
Old Tao said: "Little Xianggong, don't blame me, the big brother, for talking about you. Even if Wudu did some things in a hurry before and offended you, but his heart is really toward you. Yes,? You,? We should cherish his friendship."
Uncle Da also said: "Young man, is there anything you can't talk about? Just calm down and stay in the next camp. You can't look up and look down. It's not good to be too stiff."
I said, "Is it my fault? He himself said he thought I was annoying. I ignored him,? Is he in a hurry?"
Uncle Da smiled: "Look at the two of you, you are both in your 30s and [-]s anyway,? Why are you still like two children, between brothers? How can you remember anything casually? "
I whispered: "When did he treat me as a brother? He has always looked down on me the most."
Old Tao said: "Stupid! Treating you so well, you are not treating you as a brother, so what are you treating?"
"Treat me as a slave,? Treat me as an animal, treat me as a low|scum, treat me well if you want to treat me well, and find a way to drive me away if you don't want to treat me well!"
The two coaxed for a while, and then went about their own business.
After lunch, you can rest for a while.
I didn't sleep well last night, and I was a little sleepy at the moment. I found a tree, lay down under it and fell asleep after a while.
In a daze, I felt a chill on my forehead, wondering which bird pulled my face?He sat up suddenly in shock, and his forehead collided with someone with a "bang".
I rubbed my forehead and said, "Who is so blank? Didn't you see that Grandpa is sleeping? What are you doing so close?"
Wu Er also clutched his forehead and grinned: "You're skinny, but your head is hard. Oh, don't move, be careful that the medicine is gone."
I wiped it on my forehead, and my hand was black and smelly.
This made me annoyed: "I said Wu Er, are you sick? You wipe shit on my face while I'm asleep?"
Wu Er quickly said: "This is not feces, this is the medicine I prepared. You just got a tattoo on your forehead, and it is red and swollen. Applying this can reduce the swelling and reduce the color."
Old Tao ran over and said, "Yes, young man, this is the medicine that the second master specially went up the mountain to pick for you. It's really not shit."
I smelled it according to those things, and it still stinks, but it does smell like medicine.
I stared at Wu Er without saying a word, he was a little embarrassed, put the medicine bowl on the ground and said: "If you think I can't apply it well, then you can apply it yourself."
Seeing that I didn't move, Lao Tao quickly ran over with the bowl of medicine and helped me paste it on my forehead, muttering: "Little Xianggong, don't be ignorant of blessings. In order to get rid of the golden seal on your face, Second Master I don't know how much painstaking effort I have had.
After asking around for this prescription, I came out and went to gather herbs in the middle of the night.
There is a taste of purple Ganoderma lucidum in it, how difficult is that to find?Thanks to the skill of the second master, he dared to climb the cliff no matter how high it was. If it were someone else, he would have died just to collect this medicine.
You can put this gold seal on it well, even if it can't get rid of the bottom, you should teach the color to be lighter, so it won't be so ugly. "
Straight men like Wu Er will also adjust the mask for me?Why do you feel like you are dreaming?
The sergeants called for the teacher to work again, and I went to hit the stones with the prisoners, and I was sweating all over after a while.
Wu came over with a bowl in his hand: "Are you thirsty? Drink some mung bean soup to detoxify."
I took a sip of the soup and threw it up: "It's so hot, how do you want me to drink it?"
"Is it hot?" He foolishly took a sip, nodded and said, "It's a little hot, so I'll hold it and you can drink it when it cools down later."
I snorted, turned my back on purpose not to look at him, the muscles on my face always jumped up unconsciously, and the corners of my lips were also raised.
Obviously I can't hide my joy, but I still remind myself not to laugh, I have to hold him and hold him hard.
The man stood stupidly, tasted the soup after a while, and then muttered under his breath, "Why is it still hot?"
I couldn't help but want to laugh, I tensed my face and said, "Why are you so stupid? Can't you blow it with your mouth?"
He said, "Oh."
Really point out the corners of the mouth to blow the soup.I'm about to die of his appearance.How could this big black man be so cute?
After blowing for a while, he handed over the bowl again: "It's not hot now, take a sip."
I took a sip and said, "It's still hot."
He took it and took a sip: "It's not hot, I've tasted it all." He then sent the bowl back.
Taking another sip from his hand, he said, "It's still hot."
He took the bowl back, took a sip, and said, "Isn't it hot?"
I took another big sip and said, "It's still hot."
He also took a big sip, and said patiently: "It's not hot anymore, it's not hot anymore, it's really not hot anymore."
I was stubborn: "It's hot, it's hot, it's hot."
He was in a hurry: "It's not hot anymore, it's really not hot anymore, I'll show you how to drink it." As soon as he finished speaking, he raised his skull and drank it, finished a large bowl of soup, and put the bowl Di Liang showed me: "Look, I just said it won't be hot."
I hugged my shoulders and looked at him: "Well, it's not hot now, so what should I drink?"
He was so embarrassed, he looked at the bowl and then at me, touched his lips and said, "Well... I'll get you another bowl."
"Another bowl will still be hot."
His face froze: "You..."
I couldn't hold back anymore, I shrugged my shoulders and laughed, and everyone around me laughed too.
Uncle Da shook his head and smiled, "I figured it out, Second Master Wu is really not good at coaxing people."
Lao Tao couldn't help laughing too: "My daughter-in-law always said that I don't know what's going on, and I still don't understand. Only after taking a look at the second master did I know why she was so angry."
Everyone was laughing, Wu Er felt something was wrong, and cursed in a hoarse voice: "Are you kidding me again?"
I scratched my face: "Yes, I'm just kidding you. But I'm really thirsty right now, and I want to drink mung bean soup."
He cursed: "I want to drink it myself!" He turned around and walked a few steps, then passed the bowl to the hand of the person next to him: "Give him a bowl, and serve it to him when it's cold."
I raised my chin and looked at him: "I won't drink what others serve, so I'll teach you how to serve it."
He glared at me: "You are so beautiful."
"I am beauty, so you can say whether you are prosperous or not?"
The corners of his mouth twitched: "If you love to make, I won't be used to you."
I leaned over and whispered: "You are not used to me? But I just want to drink with you, just like just now, you take a sip and I take a sip."
He glanced at me, and the corners of his mouth were obviously hooked: "You can do it." He took the bowl back from the man's hand to serve the soup, and the smile in his eyes couldn't help it.
The soup was served again, and I was about to tease him to taste it for me first, when suddenly I heard the sound of horseshoes behind me.
Turning around, I saw Shi Guanying running over with a few soldiers, and shouted from a long distance: "Wudutou, it's not good, something is wrong with my son!"
Wu Song greeted him and asked, "Master Shi, what happened?"
Shi Guanying rolled off his horse, stumbled over and grabbed Wu Song's hand, and said anxiously: "Dutou, please change your clothes quickly, and go rescue the child with me."
I stepped forward and stopped: "Master Guanying, first tell me what happened."
Shi Guanying wiped away his anxious tears: "Yes...it's Zhang Tuanlian. He detained the child and beat him up, and then asked someone to bring a message, asking me to pick it up in person. Zhang Tuanlian is so stubborn. Tight, how can this old man fight alone? Deyang and Wudutou must join me to save people!"
Wu Songdao: "That person surnamed Zhang is actually bullying people like this! My lord, wait a moment, I will go with you when I put on some clothes."
I said slowly: "My lord, I'm afraid I didn't finish what I said? People can beat him casually for no reason? Are there other things that I didn't mention?"
The old fox moved the corner of his mouth and said nothing.
I sneered to myself: "My lord, if you want to ask Wudutou for help, at least you should explain the reason clearly. Mo's teacher was on the spot, and he was disproved by others so that he was ashamed."
When Wu Song heard this, he stopped immediately.
The old fox had no choice but to say: "Before, when the shopkeeper left, I asked Xiaoer to take care of Happy Forest. Zhang Tuanlian and the women on the ground came to Happy Forest to make a living, and Xiaoer stayed behind.
Zhang Tuanlian came to argue, and Xiao'er said straightly that these women have feet and can choose where to make a living, but he can't control it.Zhang Tuan practiced ruthlessly and took all those prostitutes into captivity. Xiao'er stepped forward to practice theory with Zhang Tuan, so he was detained. "
I clapped the back of my hands: "Isn't this the end? Zhang Tuanlian and you split up the business, and you are trying to take advantage of the advantage and keep someone else. Isn't it only natural for them to snatch them back?
Your son went forward to argue with others?Or just look for it yourself?You said that teaching Wu Er to rescue now is not the same as teaching him to slap the face with Shi En? "
Shi Guanying suddenly burst into tears: "You only know one thing and don't know the other! The regiment training didn't only capture the women on their ground, but even the women on our ground were also captured. I That's why I went to find him."
I gritted my teeth and sneered, Zuo was just rushing to eat a few bites of soft rice, but to have such a big fight, I really make people look down on you guys.
Wu Song couldn't bear to hear that Shi En was suffering, and said, "My lord, don't panic, now I will go with you to rescue brother Shi."
I gave him a blank look: "You go by yourself? Stretching your face and waiting to be scolded? Go together!" I waved to more than 100 prisoners in the camp: "Let's go and have a look together."
The soldier behind Guan Ying said: "I'm afraid it's wrong for everyone to leave the camp together? If one or two get lost, it will be troublesome."
The old fox said loudly: "There is nothing wrong. There are more people in Zhang Tuanlian's place. Our momentum is weak. I'm afraid we will suffer."
Wu Er and I led the way, followed by one or two hundred prisoners and left the camp with the old fox.
When I went to the training site of Zhang Tuan, I saw a strong black man and a group of militiamen eating wine together.
A man was thrown on the ground next to him, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he was tied up like a rice dumpling, and he was still yelling at the group of people.The man scolded him so anxiously that he stuffed a rotten rice dumpling into his mouth, choking until the guy rolled his eyes.
A brain is a good thing, but it's a pity that Shi En doesn't have one.I have already placed an order at this moment, and if I don't talk to them well, what is it if I'm not looking for a fight?
When the old fox saw that the little stupid pig was suffering so much, he became anxious on the spot, rushed over and cursed: "Your surname Zhang, how dare you humiliate my son like this? I will fight with you, old man!"
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