Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

I glared at Wu Er and wanted to sit up.

He waved his hand behind him: "Uncle Da,? Old Tao,? Take him out of the camp,? Send him out of the city before you let go."

Uncle Da and Lao Tao trotted over, dragged me out of the bed one by one, and walked out the door.

Old Tao said: "Little Xianggong, isn't it a good thing to be able to go out? Why aren't you happy?"

Uncle Da sighed and said, "Wang Laoji,? In fact, Dutou is really doing it for your own good.

You don't know how proud he is?How many good things did Guan Ying say before? He refused to meet the magistrate.This time I took the initiative to bow my head to accompany the prefect, so that you can go out!

You said you are smart and capable, but you are from a wealthy family? What are you doing here all day long?There is a bright future waiting for you outside,? What are you doing with us prisoners? "

My arms were locked behind my back, and I kept a blank face all the way,? No matter what the two of them said, they just didn't say a word.

The two of them carried me out of the barracks, got into a carriage, and walked towards the gate of Mengzhou City.

When I arrived at the gate of the city, Uncle Da helped me untie my hands, and Lao Tao handed over my luggage. The two said, "Let's go, young man, the prison camp is really not a place for people like you to stay. If there is a destiny, we will Goodbye Jianghu."

I stared blankly at the two of them without speaking, and they bowed to me, then turned back.

I threw the burden on my shoulders and sat on the spot, waking up the system?: "Look at what Wu Er is doing."

The screen zoomed in, and Shi Guanying was leading all his subordinates to welcome the magistrate on the side of the road. Wu Song also followed behind him, changed into new clothes, and his hair was neatly brushed.

The car door opened, revealing the chubby magistrate who looked around at those people with a pair of small eyes, and his eyes finally fell on Wu Song.

He asked, "Is this one the Tiger Fighting Hero?"

Shi Guanying bowed and saluted, "My lord has insight, he is."

The ball beckoned to Wu Song, and Wu Song stepped forward and gave a salute.

Ball said: "Kneel down!"

Wu Song's eyes flickered, and he stood still.

The ball said again: "Get down!"

Wu Song looked up at him, his gaze never blinking.

The entourage behind the prefect said: "Hey! The prefect told you to get down, how dare you hesitate? Bend down? The prefect will step on your shoulder to get off the car."

Wu Song's face darkened, and he clenched his fists.

Shi En's father hurried forward and said: "Master Zhifu wants to get off the carriage, and the next official will fetch you a horse stool..."

The ball waved his hand: "I have to step on him to get off the car today.

So what if he was a tiger-fighting hero?Kong has a whole body of strength, but if he doesn't know the law, it is also a disaster.

Today, I intend to test whether he knows how to obey the law. If he still refuses to accept it, I think that 30 years sentence is still too short.

Should he be imprisoned for life and tortured every day? It would be better if Zhijiao completely defeated him. "

Wu Song's face darkened, and the veins on his forehead burst out.

I guess the next second, he's going to punch that ball and shit it out.

Shi Guanying quickly came over and whispered: "Although the man has gone far, he is still under the rule of Mengzhou. If the magistrate gets angry, he will be chased back by someone, and he will be registered as a prisoner. Today we will be regarded as a prisoner." White is busy."

Wu Er, who has always been the most rebellious, did not hesitate to step forward and knelt down on one knee beside the carriage after hearing these words, and said in a deep voice, "Please get off the horse, my lord."

Qiu gave a satisfied "hmm", and the servant stepped on Wu Song's shoulder and landed on the ground.

I rely on!

I asked the system angrily: "Is Wu Er crazy? He suffered such humiliation just for me to come out. Doesn't he know that I can find a way to get out at any time as long as I think about it?"

The system said slowly: "Senior officer, Wu Song is worried that if you don't come out again, maybe one day your identity will be exposed, and you will really be a prisoner.

Once you are in prison, first of all, your children will be imprisoned.

A man from a good family will never marry a sinner's daughter.

Your official brother can't refer to the imperial examination because of you.

The most important thing is that you are a businessman. If you become a prisoner, your tax will not only be several times higher than that of ordinary people.

The officials wanting to confiscate your property is just an excuse.

Ximen Qing, do you still think going to jail is fun? "

My nails dug into the flesh fiercely. It turned out that it is not difficult to turn a tiger into a loyal dog, as long as you grasp the point that he cares most about.

I said, "Wu Er, this stupid pig, doesn't he know that I can bribe the government to get a fake prison registration?"

The system said: "According to his IQ, it would be difficult for him to think of this step."

I said, "Then he can communicate with me? Why did he send me out so directly?"

The system said: "According to his temper, it would be difficult for him to think of this step."

Immediately speechless, the tone of the system was a bit unbelievable: "Actually, I don't think Wu Er is stupid, it's just that he unconsciously becomes stupid when he encounters your matter.

It's the same with you, a person who is usually so smart will do stupid things whenever he meets him.You two are indeed enemies in fate. "

I watched Wu Song stand up from the ground, without wiping off the shoe prints on his shoulders, and follow the ball into the camp. No matter how the ball pointed at him and insulted him in every possible way, he remained silent.

My heart hurts almost to burst.

After trying to calm down for a while, I bought a handful of fried peanuts from a nearby stall, and strode back while chewing the peanuts.

Wu Er, you want me to go?I just won't leave, not only won't I leave, I will stay here justifiably, no one can drive me away!

When I got to the gate of the prison camp, I just saw the group of people coming out.

The prefect of Qiu squinted his small eyes and said to Shi Guanying: "Shi Guanying is a good discipliner. He can train the barbarian who killed his wife like this. It is a great achievement! Changing the Japanese official will definitely reward you a lot."

Shi Guanying was so frightened that his face was covered with cold sweat, he didn't dare to speak up.

Qiu pointed at Wu Song's face again: "You, you, if you have such brute strength, it's good to use it to kill the enemy and serve the country. Why use it to kill people? It's my own sister-in-law? Really? So inhuman.

Today, my official praised you, taught you to accompany me, and personally taught you, which should be the blessing you have obtained in ten lifetimes.

In the future, you will remember this honor day and night, always be grateful, abide by the law and discipline, and be a good prisoner in order to repay the great kindness of this officer. Do you remember? "

Wu Song lowered his head and remained silent.

Qiu flicked his sleeves unhappily, and cursed: "It's like a piece of wood, so stupid?" The waiters on the left and right got into the carriage, and arrogantly waved their hands: "Let's go."

The yamen servants on both sides separated from the pedestrians on the road to give way to the magistrate's chariots and horses.

It just so happened that a donkey seller came from the east, escorted a group of old Yamen servants called Donkey Sects, and drove them to the south of the road, and another sheep seller came from the west, and hundreds of bleating bleats were driven to the north of the road.

Shi Guanying and a group of yamen servants held hands and formed two human walls to ensure that the four-horse carriage of the magistrate could pass through the middle of the road.

Seeing that the prefect's carriage came between the donkey and the sheep, I whistled into the air and called out, "Hanhan!"

With a sound of "whoosh", my Hanhan jumped out from the courtyard wall, landed in the middle of the road, and yelled "Aww" at the four horses pulling the cart!

The five-month-old fierce tiger, although not grown in size, already has the aura of the king of beasts. The four horses were immediately frightened by its voice, raised their heads and neighed for a while, and overturned the carriage. fell to the ground.

At the same time, the herd of donkeys on the east side of the road was startled, and the three donkeys were frightened and fell down in the middle of the road, foaming at the mouth, blocking the road to death.

The rest of the donkeys screamed "Ah Ang, Ang" loudly, stepped on the corpse of their companions, rushed into a porcelain shop, and kicked all the porcelain inside to pieces.

In a blink of an eye, he entered the silk and satin shop again, scaring the old women who were trying on clothes inside and ran out onto the street with their buttocks bare.

The baa baa baa in the west was also startled, rushing around under people's legs!The yamen servants were knocked to the ground, fell to the ground and yelled.

The common people yelled loudly: "There are tigers, there are fierce tigers, help! Hurry up and help!" They ran around with their heads in their arms, and the whole street suddenly became a mess.

Four frightened horses dragged the magistrate's carriage horizontally, and ran westward in a wolfish way, just in time to collide with a funeral procession, the horses' hooves stopped, the carriage suddenly flung, and only heard a scream of "ah".

The ball-shaped prefect flew straight out, smashed his head open the lid of the coffin, and kissed the old lady lying inside with a talisman on her face, kissing her lips in a French style.

When Qiu opened his eyes, he screamed in fright, rolled his eyes and passed out!

The entire Mengzhou city fell into the most chaotic moment ever.

The streets are full of donkeys kicking, horses jumping, sheep bleating, and people braying.

Shi Guanying led the servants to the funeral procession, looking around for where the magistrate was.

After finally pulling the magistrate who kissed the corpse passionately out of the coffin, the corpse's false teeth were pulled out of his mouth strangely.

Across the tumbling smoke and dust, accompanied by chaotic screams.

I walked over step by step, meeting Wu Er's eyes.

He looked at me, the fire in his eyes turned from accident to helplessness, and finally he lowered his eyelashes and smiled wryly.

I raised the corners of my lips and looked up at the sky.

The sky is blue, the sun is so hot, today is really a good day!

**

The prefect of the spherical shape was severely damaged mentally and physically, so he resigned that night and went home to recuperate.

The post of prefect of Mengzhou is temporarily vacant.

My case was tried by Wupin Tongzhi in the state.

The old boy pored over the case file for a long time, but he couldn't find out how to punish the person who caused such a catastrophe by raising a private tiger as a pet.

Later, a few merchants came up with ideas and taught me to pay more money.

I cheated on the spot: "Whether I want money or not, I want my life. I am Henan Wanglaoji. You have the ability to arrest me and live there for 80 years before coming out."

The Tongzhi was furious in the hall, and slapped the table: "You scumbag, I really can't rule you, come here. Hit me!"

I lay down on the spot: "I can't beat you, I'm sick, and if I get clubbed, I'll die."