Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

After half a month in the camp, I got to know the prisoners well. They all knew that they were eating my food. They were all very nice to me. But they never chatted with me, and I don’t know why.

Wu Er, the two of us are still the same,? After a few words, we will quarrel,? If we quarrel, he will start,? I will jump up and down and run around, and when he catches me, I will fall to the ground and roll around, dying or dying or fainting Fuck, every time it makes him turn blue with anger.

Later, everyone got used to such scenes.

As long as Wu Er raised his hand, a group of people went up and pulled him to the side, and Uncle Da hugged me alone and shouted: "Little Xianggong,? Wang Laoji, don't get dizzy. You have to cook later,? You What shall we have for dinner later?"

We picked up the steps and went down, and helped the sick body, and said with difficulty: "For the more than 100 of us to eat,? I can't fall down, or we can still eat rice at noon."

That night, there was only half a bag of rice in the cave, but Dapang and the others still didn't come.

It wasn't until it was dark that I saw a few of them come out of the grass nest, each with their burdens on their backs, but they came to say goodbye to me.

It turned out that things were always being lost in Happy Forest these days, and the two of them found out that something was wrong, so they came to check in person.

Fatty and the others seemed to deny it but immediately admitted that they had secretly sold the item.

As soon as the shopkeeper left, the business in the happy forest was not as good as before. Before that, there was a tap every day, but now I can't see a penny. My brother can't live for a few days, so he can only plan from the kitchen.

This pissed off the two of them, Wang Bagai was about to turn over, and he was going to take them to report to the police on the spot.

These people are not afraid, pointing at the two men's noses and cursing back, saying that the shopkeeper is so kind to us, taking care of Happy Forest's business, teaching everyone is good, you two have the benefits of others Putting people in prison, is this something people do?

Even if we want to meet the officials, then we are not afraid. In front of the officials, we will calculate the accounts carefully. How much money do the people in the prison camp earn by quarrying and mining in a year?But have they all been handed over to the government?If not, where did the money go?Can you two understand clearly?

As soon as these words fell to the ground, the two masters immediately clamped their buttocks tightly, and did not dare to let go of a fart. They only said that they should be kicked out, and they did not report the matter to the official again.

I said: "How can you do it, little brother? Your eloquence and IQ have all improved."

Fatty said: "Isn't this all learned from you, the shopkeeper? Let's think about it now. There is no stay here, but there is a place to stay. If we leave their Happy Forest, the brothers will not starve to death!"

Shunzi handed two roast chickens to my hands, wiped away tears and said, "It's just that from now on, I won't be able to visit you, the shopkeeper, these meals were bought by our brothers with exchanged money, and we don't take advantage of them." They are divided into two and a half. You can take care of yourself in the future."

Before those people left, I took out dozens of taels of silver and gave them to them.

These people don't want to live or die, saying that it is the most difficult time for the shopkeeper, so teach the people in the camp to keep the money.

I said: "I don't raise a white-eyed wolf if I have money. I'm waiting for their two grandsons to honor me. I won't fill their mouths with spare money. This is the love of our brothers, and I will take it all. Don't make me angry."

Several people took the silver and walked away step by step.

Uncle Da and I stared at the half bag of rice.

I said, "They're gone, we're not afraid, I have plenty of silver, and tomorrow we'll sneak out and buy something to eat."

Uncle Da touched his heart with his hands: "Little Master, you spent money to buy it, can we eat it? In the past, what we ate was from the two of you. It is only natural for us to eat yours. We have broken our conscience."

I was speechless and told Wu Er about this when I came back.

Wu Er said: "Otherwise, I will teach them how to hit rocks tomorrow, and I will take a few people to the mountains to hunt. I may see some meat."

Uncle Da said: "I'm afraid it won't work. The soldiers in the battalion are watching you one by one. Once you leave, they may make trouble again."

Wu Song raised his eyebrows: "I spend so much effort to support my people, are you still afraid of them?"

Uncle Da dared not say anything more.I said: "Wu Er, calm down. I think Uncle Da's words are quite reasonable. We used to be absent from work often, but those people didn't care. Is it because you are staring there, they dare not say anything?

If you also take us absent from work, that old dog will definitely have something serious to do.

Haven't you seen his methods before?Initiate a ruthless gesture with a cold arrow, in case any prisoner loses his temper and is not careful, he will be killed.

Just tomorrow, Uncle Da and I will take a walk nearby, we don’t have the skills to fight wild beasts, how about catching a rabbit and digging out a bird’s nest?Anyway, don't worry, we people like Hengshun won't be hungry. "

He thought for a while and said: "Then be careful tomorrow, go early and return early, don't expect you to pick up too many things, just don't teach us to hurt our own people."

I was so tired after tossing and tossing every day, and fell asleep on the kang after taking a shower at night.

In the middle of the night, I felt that someone was touching my hair, and then touched my ear along the end of the hair, and stroked my cheek gently. He sighed and said, "If you don't go if you teach you, you will suffer if you follow me. .”

People sleep in a daze, and don't know if they are dreaming.

The next morning, I took a few dry corn buns with me, and led Uncle Da and two thin prisoners to walk into the mountains to find food.

Wu Er repeatedly told him not to go far, and to pick up as much as he could.

I agreed wholeheartedly, took them up the mountain, and found that the mountain road was much more dangerous than we thought.

Several people walked up the mountain, climbing and supporting each other. When they saw yams, they dug yams, when they saw fruits, they picked fruits, and when they saw bird nests, they dug out bird nests. There was still not much harvest until the sun was about to set.

I didn't give up, and I wanted to continue walking into the mountain. Uncle Da said: "It's getting dark, and it will be dangerous to go any further. Young Master, have you forgotten how Wudutou told you?"

I brightened up the things on my back: "Uncle Da, look, we have been out for a day, are these things enough for more than 100 people to plug the teeth? Let's go a few steps forward. If we are lucky, we can catch It’s also good to order pheasant and hare.”

Uncle Da couldn't hold back me, so he gave the things to the two prisoners and climbed to the top of the mountain with me.

However, the water and soil on the top of the mountain are the best, the sunshine is also good, and the food that can be eaten is the most.

I firmly believe that there will definitely be greater gains ahead.

Sure enough, after going back dozens of steps, I saw a forest in front of me, full of wild chestnuts, which made me happy, and I shook the tree when I went up.

Uncle Da was also overjoyed, and said: "At this time of year, there shouldn't be such things. Maybe it's because the hills are shaded and the chestnuts are gone in winter. Now I'm rich."

I was so panicked that I picked up the chestnuts and didn't even lift my head: "Uncle Da, you didn't come up with me just now? Look at the treasures that have been walked up the mountain. With these things, we will definitely not be hungry. It will take half a month." rations."

Uncle Da was also very happy. He picked up a big bag of chestnuts and carried them down the mountain: "I'm going to call those two people up to carry them together. The young man is really a lucky person. If we follow you, we won't be hungry."

I was also grinning from ear to ear, just opened the big bag to pick chestnuts in it, this thing has thorns, I accidentally scratched my hand, sitting on the rock and sucking it with my head down.

Suddenly, I heard the whistling wind behind me, and there was a foul smell in the air.

There was a layer of cold sweat on my back for no reason, and when I looked back, I saw a tiger walking in the woods, walking towards me step by step with its teeth bared.

When I saw him for the first time, I didn't feel much, and subconsciously waved at it: "Hi!"

The alarm rang in the system: "Ah, my god? How did you come across this thing, sir? Why don't you run away?"

I said: "Huh?"

The system was about to go crazy with fright, and screamed repeatedly: "Brother, you are not in a zoo now! This guy is wild and wants to eat people."

I was so frightened that I shivered, and I grabbed a stick and hugged it to my chest.

The tiger approached step by step, staring at me showing its white teeth. I confronted it with wide eyes. How many times did the tiger circle around me to the left? come over.

My good motor nerves saved me. Without going through my brain at all, I jumped to the tree next to me, and the tiger roared and spun around under the tree.

I was so scared that my voice slipped, and I scolded: "You broken system? You know there is this thing in the mountains and you don't tell me?"

The system was also panicked: "I just dropped by for a drink of tea, I never thought that this kind of thing would happen to you. Wait a minute, I'll test the strength of this tiger first to see if you can handle it it!"

"Damn, you think I'm Wu Er, can I fight with this kind of thing?" After finishing speaking, the tiger has already jumped towards the tree, and this jump almost reached my feet.

I was so frightened that I quickly retracted my legs, hugged the tree with both hands, and shouted down the mountain: "Help, there are tigers!"

No one answered!The tiger didn't pounce on me a few times in a row, and just ran straight towards the tree. The tree as thick as an embrace was hit by it and swayed back and forth. I hugged the tree so tightly that I almost fainted.

Seeing that the tree was about to fall, the system said: "Senior officer, don't stay on the tree, this tree won't last long, your force value is not bad, you really can't use a weapon to fight this tiger If you work hard, the probability of being eaten is about... [-]%!"

eight percent?Then we don't have to be afraid, instead of falling to our death and being eaten by this beast, we might as well fight a fight, maybe we will become a tiger-fighting hero.

Pulled out a steel knife from the system, shouted violently, jumped off the tree and fought the tiger to death.

The tiger never expected that I would come down suddenly, he jumped back, and jumped again, without saying a word, he stabbed him in the forehead.

That guy was in pain, backed away, let out a thunderous roar, I bit my hair into my mouth, and yelled at it to kill it.

A voice suddenly came from the system: "Eighty."

Subconsciously asked: "What eighty?"

It says: "You have an 80.00% chance of being eaten!"

"Damn it!" Lao Tzu's hands and feet trembled in fright, "Didn't you just say that it's only [-]%?"

"The system is stuck, I haven't finished talking."

"I'll go to your uncle!"