Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

With a light touch on the lips, it was full of the aroma of wine, and the soul swung in mid-air, suddenly realized.

If you lose your sense of proportion now, you will completely lose this game again.

Desperately broke out of his arms, ran to the east and called that man over, and together with him supported Wu Er back to the front of the barracks. Help me in."

Wu Er's head suddenly fell on my shoulder, I pushed him away, put his whole body on the man's shoulder and asked: "Don't teach him that I have been here today, so he won't be born again. thing."

The man repeatedly promised to know,? He carried Wu Er back to the barracks with difficulty.

Early the next morning, my teacher made a big bowl of stewed beef, ate it with a bowl of noodles, drank a couple of sips of old shochu, changed into a short hunting suit, and combed all my hair in front of the mirror , donned a red sandalwood hairpin, and covered it with a green gauze hat.

She applied a layer of whitening and firming cream on her face, brushed her eyebrows and eyes with a horsehair comb, and applied lip balm on her lips. She dressed up and went downstairs.

A few sisters were chatting with the guys downstairs, knocking melon seeds, and when they saw me coming down, their eyes were all straightened.

Qing'er said: "Oh my goodness, my little Xianggong is so well-dressed today, but how many people are going to be fascinated?"

I sneered to myself, we are not trying to be charming today, we are going out to fight, it is best not to fight, just blind him.

Going out the door, he said to Shunzi, "Prepare the horse for me, young master."

Shunzi said, "Boss, we don't have any horses in the shop, so do you want an old donkey that pulls grain?"

I looked at the old donkey, and the old donkey also looked up and looked at each other. It turned its face away in disdain and sprayed out a stream of grass foam.

This kind of donkey riding lowers our grade, so he just waved his hand and asked Shunzi: "Where should your little management camp be at this time?"

Shunzi said: "Usually at this time, Xiao Guanying always goes to the east forest to hunt birds. If you go, you will be able to find him."

Fortunately, the forest to the east is not far away, so I put my hands behind my back and walked into the forest to the east with my head held high.

When I got to the place, I saw that Shi En was dressed coquettishly in white clothes, his hair was half tied up, and he was shooting birds with an iron slingshot.

I tightened my wrists and walked towards him with a smirk on my face. He clearly saw me, but deliberately ignored him, still squinting one eye and aiming at the bird on the tree.

I approached and said "hey" to him.

Without looking back, he snorted and drew the bow to the full and was about to shoot the bird on the tree.

Doesn't this mean that people are not flattered at all?

Seeing that there was no one around, I kicked him in the hollow of the leg. I kicked that guy half-kneeling on the ground, and the stretched bow in his hand bounced on his own face, and his eye socket was instantly blacked out.

This guy jumped up angrily and pointed at me and cursed: "What are you bastard doing?"

Without further ado, I grabbed his hair and pressed him to the ground before beating him: "What do you think I want to do? I want to beat someone after eating too much in the morning. You take care of me?"

Shi En's little fists and kicks were no match for me at all, his cheeks were black and purple from being pumped three times, he struggled and cursed loudly: "You eat too much, you're going to melt your food, why did you hit me?"

Lao Tzu punched him in the face again: "Do you still need to look at the almanac to beat you? You are the one who beat you today!"

Shi En was also very skilled, he managed to get out from under my hands, got up and ran, and was caught up by me in three steps and two steps, kicked him on the ground, and beat him again.

This little boy was not beaten, and he was beaten so frequently that he cried and screamed.

I saw that he was beaten enough, turned over, put his knee on his chest and pointed at his face, threatening: "Tell me, what did you say to Wu Er yesterday? Make him so angry?"

This guy was a little timid, so he said stiffly: "I didn't say anything!"

Another punch was aimed at his face, making the little boy call his father and mother.

I pointed at his nose and cursed: "I'm not afraid to call your father here. Tell yourself, how good Erlang is to you father and son? I think I owe you a kindness. I took care of the prisoners in the prison for you, smashed rocks and picked coal, He is not afraid of hardships or tiredness, yet you still talk to him? Tell yourself, are you two animals? "

He covered his face and cried back: "I'm going to say he is because of you? When you were in the future, Brother Erlang was the best to me. He usually accompanied me to practice martial arts and gave me advice. Since you came, he not only stopped Taught me martial arts, now he ignores me!"

Knocked several fingers on his forehead: "Brother Erlang, Brother Erlang, is this also your name? Speak well to me, don't make a show | coquettish."

Wronged, he cried, "It's not Brother Erlang, I don't call him that anymore, I call him Wu Song!"

Another slap in the face: "Wu Song is also your name?"

He covered his face and screamed: "Then what do you call me?"

"Talk about that bastard!"

"That b... bastard, he... I didn't say anything to him? How do I know why he is angry?"

I grabbed his neck and shook it back and forth: "How can I be as stupid as that bastard? If you don't say something that hurts your heart, he won't be so angry.

As for that pig, his mind is thicker than a water tank!Sometimes if you play a little bit of your temper, it's just against me.

As long as anyone he regards as a friend eats and drinks his food, he will not be annoyed even if he is hit a few times or scolded a few times as a joke.

If you didn't say anything, could he be angry?Can you drink?Can you break boulders with your fists? "

When Shi En heard this, he was also stunned for a while, and said in a low voice: "If that's the case, maybe I made him angry with one or two words."

"Say, which two sentences are they?"

Shi En squeezed his nosebleed with his hands, and said in a low voice: "I... I just said that he doesn't know what is good and what is bad, makes friends indiscriminately, and some people don't pay attention to him at all, just care about their own happiness. Struggle with yourself."

Is it because of this?It's not like that.

I sneered at him with a sneer: "It's just farting, you must have said something else."

He struggled and shouted: "I really didn't say anything else! I just said a few words to you..." Before he finished speaking, he covered his mouth again.

I pointed at him: "Shi En, don't play tricks on me, I've been playing tricks on you two for more than ten times by myself.

Tell me the truth today, and I will spare you, if you blindly cover me with nonsense, ha! "Flashing the knife in his hand," I scratched your pretty face today, and you can't hold me when you turn around and go back to your hometown. "

Shi En was so frightened that he almost peed his pants, covered his face and cried, "No! Hero, this hero, I say...I say everything.

Yesterday, I heard that the second... Erhuo brother was in a bad mood for the past few days, so I went to see him.

Seeing him with a gloomy face, I told him jokes.Speaking of you having a very happy life these days, teach him not to worry.

He asked me how you got away with it.

I just said it as it is, saying that after eating and drinking in the restaurant every day, you take a few beautiful girls to go shopping and listen to music, take care of yourself very beautifully, and teach him not to worry about it.

As a result, the more I talked, the more ugly his face became, so I interrupted and asked him to teach me stick martial arts, and I would feel better after practicing for a while.

In the end, he said that it was wrong to teach me before, if the master is in the spirit of heaven and knows that he is teaching martial arts casually, he must be dissatisfied and refuses to teach me again.When I got angry, I muttered a few words..."

"What are you mumbling about?"

"I didn't mumble anything, I just said that he doesn't know how to rely on others, and...forget, ungrateful!"

"Hey, that's it!" I stood up and kicked him hard on the stomach a few times, "You kid dare to say such a thing, are you trying to die?"

Shi En hugged his stomach and rolled all over the floor: "I know what I said was wrong, so I apologized to him at that time, but he didn't listen, turned around and left! I don't even have a chance to apologize. If it weren't for you He came to see me today, and I didn't know he would be so angry yesterday."

I pushed him to the ground and kicked him hard again: "Once the words are spoken, it is the water that is spilled, how can it be taken back.

Wu Er has valued loyalty more than the sky in his life. If you dare to call him ungrateful, wouldn't you stab him in the heart?

You have never formally worshiped a teacher, and you have not kowtowed to him, so why should he teach you martial arts?I practiced sticks with you before, because I have recited the teacher's training for the sake of loyalty.

At this time, you are still pushing your nose and face, making an inch of it. If he doesn't say that, is it possible that you have to learn all his private kung fu?Let me tell you, who is ungrateful? "

Shi En rolled and screamed: "It's me, it's me, I'm ungrateful, hero, it's my fault, I shouldn't have said that, please forgive me."

I breathed a sigh of relief and asked the system: "What is the price of a personal trainer in the gym?"

The system yawned: "About three to five hundred and one hours."

"Where are the good-looking ones?"

"Have to double."

"That's 1000 yuan. That figure is really good."

"Double again."

"That's 2000 yuan an hour, right?"

The system is laughing: "Oh, you can't flip like this, it's too expensive."

"Stop talking nonsense! What if you have a good figure and good looks, and you are teaching private kung fu?"

"Then... let's double it again, oh, what are you doing, high official?"

I clicked on the calculator in the system and fiddled with it: "Four thousand an hour, when I didn't come, the bastard had to accompany this kid for a month, 24 hours a day, four thousand an hour, that's... By the way, how much is a gram of silver now?"

"Yesterday it was six yuan, but today it has dropped to five yuan and thirty-two cents."

"Then it will be calculated as six yuan, and see if this kid takes Wu Er's advantage, huh..."

I poked the calculator, calculated a messy account, and spread it in front of Shi En: "The second guy will accompany you for a month and teach you exercises every day. You didn't give him a penny. At most, you just take care of him." Fan, now I will get the money back for him, the total is 3 taels of silver, give me the money."

The system interrupted: "It seems that there are not so many?"

I said, "There's still interest left! I passed through in [-]. How much is the interest added up over a thousand years?"

The system surrendered: "It's okay, I didn't say it, I didn't say it..."

Shi En couldn't understand what I was arguing about, but when I mentioned the money, the guy's eyes were bigger than cowbells, and he shouted loudly: "What money? Brother Erlang never mentioned money to me! "

Then beat him hard: "If he doesn't mention it, I will mention it, don't say anything! If you don't pay me, I will beat you to death today."

Shi En was beaten so loudly by me, he said, "You are not short of money, why do you force me to do this?"

I said, "I am not short of money, but I am wicked! If I don't give you the money today, I will beat you to death."