Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

I lay on the chair and licked my ears: "If you have something to say, let's talk about who we are with."

She smiled charmingly and leaned closer to me: "I have some good sisters. They work at Zhang Tuanlian's side. I heard that our place is good. I want to come here too. Do you think so?"

I asked, "Which Zhang Tuan practiced?"

Qing'er said: "Hey, don't you know that you are the co-author? Zhang Tuanlian is the same as Shi Guanying. They are both from the government. They each take charge of a place based on their power. Shi Guanying occupies this happy forest. Zhang Tuanlian occupies another place, and the location is not as good as ours. The sisters' business is naturally not as good as ours.

In the past, that bastard Jiang Menshen was guarding here, and the tap was too high, so the sisters didn't dare to come over.

Now that you are here, you are such a nice person, you are generous and fair, and you are loyal, all the sisters want to join you, so let me discuss it with you in private, see if you can teach them to come to us Doing business on the ground? "

I quickly waved my hand: "This matter can't be done, don't even mention it at all."

Qing'er wondered: "Why? Sisters, more people come, don't they bring you more business?"

I said: "Business is not just about making money, but also about stability.

Speaking of which, it's not a big deal for your little sisters to change their livelihoods to other places, but if it gets out, will Zhang Tuanlian think we instigated it?

The place he occupies is not as good as this one, so maybe he is so angry.After all this, isn't this a deliberate act of provocation?I said, don't mention this matter, don't mention it, I will be in a hurry with you if I mention it. "

Qing'er came to touch my face with her hand: "Ah, yo, young man, didn't I discuss this with you? What are you in a hurry for?"

I dodged her hand and said: "What are you groping for? I'm telling you something serious. You must never open your mouth like this. If you really get into trouble because of this, I will really turn my face and drive you away. "

She looked at me really angry, she turned her ass|butt onto my lap and started whining: "Ah, little man, look at you, I just want to tell you something, if you say no, don't do it. Why do you say you want to drive people away, what you say hurts so much."

I sat up straight, held her waist and explained patiently: "Qing'er, don't blame me for being angry with you, some things may sound like trivial things, but the consequences are really serious.

People's hearts are very complicated, especially when colleagues compete for business, it's no different from picking up his family's grave.It's really not worth it to cause a catastrophe just because you recruit a few more sisters to work on the site. "

She tapped my chest back and forth with her finger: "But the little sisters have already said what they said, and I also agreed. It's so ugly to regret it now."

I flicked her on the forehead: "How old are you and you don't know what to do, how can there be someone who agrees casually?"

She hugged my neck and acted like a baby, and the fine powder stained my face: "Oh, my little husband, then you can teach others. How should I spread this word, so as not to hurt friendship."

"Then you just tell them that I don't allow it. In addition, you have to warn them not to even have such a thought. If Zhang Tuanlian finds out, we are fine. They will have nothing to do with each other in the future." Not having a good time."

Qing'er hugged my face and kissed me several times, and said: "Young Master, you are still smart, so I will follow what you taught me!"

"Well, that's good." I pinched her butt|butt, "Okay, let's go down, my legs are numb."

She slapped the veil on my face: "What a dead face!" She turned her ass and left.

I stared at her back and laughed straight: "Little girl, he's so flirtatious."

She shook her clothes, rubbed her legs, finished drinking the tea in the pot, and was about to stand up, when she looked up and saw a man standing under the shade of a tree not far away, with his arms crossed, with an old face, How long have you been standing there.

I walked over to greet him: "Erlang, why are you here?"

Wu Er snorted, turned and left.

I picked up my shoes and chased after him: "Wu Er, have you eaten yet? Otherwise, I'll ask the chef to make something, so we don't have to do it when we get home. Oh, don't leave, what are you doing so fast?"

Wu Er ignored me and continued to walk fast, I followed behind him and couldn't even lift my shoes.

When he got home, he kicked off the door lock with a bang, and went straight into the house.

The door leaf was almost kicked off by his foot, half-hanging on the door frame "squeaking" and swinging back and forth, the lock was broken all over the floor, I held the door frame and shouted at him: "Wu Er, what are you doing? Isn't this Our own door? You don’t care if you break it?”

He ignored me at all and lost his temper by throwing tables and kicking chairs in the room.

Who knows what medicine this guy took wrongly, I took an ax and nails and nailed the door panel again, making sure it wouldn't fall off in the middle of the night, and then went into the house and asked, "What do you want to eat tonight?"

He turned his back on me and didn't even fart at me.

I was also annoyed, and stomped my foot: "Who do you put on a dirty face every now and then? Do you really think I owe you?"

I turned around and went out to the small shop next to me. I ordered a big bowl of noodles, a plate of meat and vegetables, and a pot of wine. I was full and wanted to leave. I remembered that the product hadn’t eaten yet, so I bought some meat. Bring the buns.

When I went home, I found that the man was sitting under the eaves, chewing a dry biscuit and drinking cold water, with his face still pulled like a donkey.

Although I was angry, I thought he had been busy all day in the camp, so I walked over and handed the bun to him: "I just bought it for you, it's still warm, hurry up and eat it."

He didn't take it, and continued to munch on the pancakes with a dark face.

I raised my voice: "Come on, the meat buns won't taste good when they're cold."

He grabbed the bun and threw it outside the courtyard wall.

I got angry all of a sudden: "Hey, you! I really don't know what's good or bad?"

He rolled his eyes and looked at me: "I don't eat your food, I think you are dirty!"

I was so angry that I puffed up my chest and wanted to scold him. He stuffed the pancake into his mouth, turned around and entered the room and slammed the door.

What is this living ancestor going to do?

I was also annoyed, and stood in the yard with my hips crossed and scolded: "Wu Er, I'm the one who annoys you the most. If you don't say something clearly, you'll put face on people every now and then.

I grew up so big, how often did I look at other people's faces eagerly, where did I not let others lift me up?

That's you!You were the one who threw the stick and hit the tree yesterday, I will not talk about you.Today he is playing tricks on me again.

Whenever you encounter something outside, you come back and talk about it, let's discuss and solve the problem together!

What's the matter with your dark face all the time?

Still think I'm dirty?Where am I dirty?I take a shower every day, and I still wash in the bathtub.

It's not like you, who wash in the pot every now and then, and cook with that pot after washing.Don't kill anyone!

I won't talk about you anymore, you still despise me?

Let me tell you, Wu Er, I didn't come all the way to see your face.

If you keep doing this, I really won't be with you anymore, I'm going home, I still have a lot of things to do at home. "

With such a scolding, the door opened.

He stood facing me, with the light and shadow behind him, and his face could not be seen clearly.

I thought the guy had lost his temper, and Ken had a good talk, and was about to lift his foot into the room, but he raised his hand, threw a big bag out, turned around and bolted the door.

Looking down, isn't that my burden?All my softness is in it.

What does he mean by this?This counts as kicking me out, right?

Hey!This man!

I stood there angrily for a while, then stamped my foot: "Okay, Wu Er, this is considered to drive me away completely, right? Well, I am not a shameless person, since you drive me away, I I won’t stay anymore. I’ll go back to my hometown today, and if you dare, don’t see me again in your life.”

I threw the burden on my shoulders and deliberately kicked the door with a "bang bang".

"Don't think that I will starve to death without you, at worst, I will sell myself..."

With a "whoosh" a shoe flew out of the window and nearly hit me on the head, and a roar came from the room: "Get out!"

He held his breath in his chest.Okay, you Wu Er, count yourself as ruthless!

Without saying a word, I turned around and ran on the official road.

**

The next morning, when the sun was shining on his ass, he woke up, covered his face and yawned, when he heard a flattering voice from beside him: "Hey, little man, you just woke up."

I was so scared that I pulled up the quilt to cover myself: "Qing'er, why are you here?"

Qing'er gave me a blank look: "Hey, look at this heartless person, you drank too much yesterday and fell on the side of the road with your baggage scattered all over the place. If I hadn't picked you up and brought you back, you would I don’t even know if I teach people to be robbed.”

I rubbed my forehead and thought about it for a long time, and then I remembered that last night Jiao Wu Er was so angry that he went out to find a small wine shop and drank two glasses. After drinking, he got drunk and fell asleep on the floor. .

I touched myself a few times: "You little bitch didn't do anything to me last night, did you?"

"Oh, you're as drunk as a dead pig, what can I do? Besides, I was with the guests last night. How can I have time to talk to you?"

He breathed a sigh of relief, but saw Big Fatty come in with a bowl of porridge and put it on the table, and said respectfully, "The shopkeeper is awake? First, have a sip of hot porridge to warm your stomach."

Only then did I realize that it turned out to be in Happy Forest, and this little girl was sensible, so she didn't pick me into their house.

Sitting on the bed and finishing the porridge, the coquettish girl asked again: "What happened to you yesterday? Who are you angry with?"

I said, "I'm not angry with anyone. I was kicked out by the teacher. I'm afraid I won't have a place to stay in the future. I'm planning to go back to my hometown."

Fatty said: "Don't, shopkeeper. Once you leave, who will take care of our business? Brothers, who have just had a good meal for a few days? When you leave, who do we have to rely on? I said You just stay here in the happy forest, and our group of people will serve you, designated to be better than your family."

Qing'er was limp again and wanted to fall into my arms: "Yes, yes, you just stay here, they serve your food, and I serve you to sleep."

I pushed her out: "Go, go, what are you talking about? Tell you, I am innocent, and I don't need you to serve me. Go out, go out, I want to wear clothes, I don't want to teach you .”