Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

The magistrate raised his eyebrows and asked, "What do you think is wrong?"

"Grandpa just took up his position yesterday, and today he is dismissed, I'm afraid it will hurt your reputation."

The magistrate muttered, "That's true."

"It's not right for him to hurt me today, but because his brother and sister-in-law are unworthy and deliberately deceived him, why don't you punish his brother and sister-in-law severely, and then teach him a lesson, and just punish him."

The county magistrate nodded: "The high officials are right. Come on, ask someone to put Wu Da and his wife in prison and lock him up for a few days. As for the head of Wudu, he will be fined for one month's salary for the high officials to recuperate. It’s good to develop a memory, and you must not act so recklessly in the future.”

The servant took Nuo away, and I just spit out the blood bag made of pig fat in my mouth, and swallowed half a cup of tea to swallow it, so I didn't sit any longer, and said goodbye to the grandfather.

As soon as he went out, he almost bumped into someone, that person had a cold face: "Ximen Qing, is it you?"

In this county, there are really few people who dare to call high officials by their names directly, but this one is obviously not to be offended.

"Hello Lao Taishan, long time no see Lao Taishan."

"It's been a long time since you and I have seen each other, but my subordinates often see you, tell me! Did you go to Lichun Courtyard again yesterday?"

I said "Gorden" in my heart, it's not a good thing to go to the J hospital and be caught by my father-in-law. Just as I was about to explain, Lao Taishan grabbed me by the collar and left.

"Old Taishan calm down, old Taishan don't be angry, old Taishan, please listen to my explanation..."

Wu Qianhu's face turned pale: "Don't yell, brat, let me ask you, you went to Lichun Courtyard yesterday, did you call the new top card?"

I quickly raised my hand and swore: "Absolutely not, Lao Taishan believes me."

Wu Qianhu stared at him: "I really didn't see you?"

"I really didn't see it. I went to discuss business with that old bustard. She bought some goods from me..."

Wu Qianhu rested his chin in his hand, and his expression was unimaginable: "Even you have never seen it before, this top card is very airy.

Boy, let me ask you, outsiders say that card is from Persia, it has blond hair, blue eyes like a cat, rides like a fierce horse, and can kill people in an instant, but is it true? "

I said, "What's so unusual about this? Isn't that what women in the Western Regions are all like?"

Wu Qianhu put his index finger on his lips, and gradually lost his mind: "It really looks like a fierce horse? What would it be like?"

I was startled: "Old Taishan is not interested in that fierce horse? Beware of my mother-in-law..."

"Hush..." Wu Qianhu looked around: "Boy, I know you are familiar with that old bustard, next time I go back and ask her to call the card to come out and meet me?"

Nani?The old father-in-law is looking for his son-in-law to pimp him?I'm having trouble switching channels.

"I won't tell Yueniang that you took me there, and neither will you tell your mother-in-law."

"Father-in-law, it's not difficult to meet the top card. Next time I go to discuss business, I can take you with me. It's just that the woman is so flirtatious. I'm afraid that you and her... will hurt your health."

"Your old father-in-law, I just turned 43 years old this year, and my body is in good shape. Maybe I made that fierce horse unable to get off."

"Yes, yes, my family's Taishan is mighty. I will honor you for a few days and keep a few bottles of medicinal wine. My son-in-law will definitely bring you with me when I go to the Lichun Courtyard. I will meet the first card in person. All the expenses will be recorded in On my account!"

Old Taishan was overjoyed: "What a boy, you are really sensible!"

"My lord father-in-law, I have one more matter for you. The tiger in the yamen has finished wandering the streets. I want to take the tiger penis, tiger kidney, tiger bone and tiger gall to make medicine."

"You asked this question in time. The tiger was still breathing when it was carried back. It was completely dead last night. The grandfather asked some of his men to cover it with salt and nitrate this morning. The remaining internal organs asked me if I wanted it. Do you want it?" , I’ll take you there.”

I, Taishan, have a higher official position than the grandfather, and I am also proud when I go to and from the county government.

He led me to the back hall, and saw the big tiger was supported on a shelf, with a basin attached to its head, and a few servants were rubbing nitrate salt into its stomach.

Wu Qianhu said: "I took the tiger liver, tiger gall, tiger kidney, tiger whip, tiger bone and tiger heart. My son-in-law wants to use it."

The little servant was in a dilemma: "Lord Qianhu, the tiger penis and tiger bones are still there, nothing else is left. This morning, Wu Dutou said that his mouth was weak and he wanted to eat some meat, so he took the tiger kidney and heart with the tiger bone. All the livers were taken away and the vegetables were served with the wine."

"Bold!" Wu Qianhu was instantly annoyed: "The grandfather dared to touch those things without saying anything? Call him right now, I want to ask him."

I advised Taishan to calm down, it's not worth it for such a trivial matter.

But Taishan of my family said in a low voice: "Don't worry, he will not be able to argue against Wu Song with this matter. Although he killed the tiger, it is a public property when it enters the yamen. If he takes it without saying a word, I can cure him. Go Clothes and sticks are twenty, he can't hide from Hengshun!"

I frowned, "Remove clothes..." "Should stick..."

In my mind, the image of a handsome handsome guy being tied to a stool and being beaten with a stick, "uh huh, huh, oh oh!" It's not suitable for children, it feels so exciting!

Wu Song was summoned by several people, and there was a black face when he entered the door.

Wu Qianhu patted the table: "Wu Song, what should you do for stealing public property?"

Wu Song lowered his head and snorted: "I killed the tiger. If I ate it up on the mountain and no one cares about it, I won't be able to touch it once I enter this yamen?"

Wu Qianhu said angrily: "You were a commoner when you were on the mountain, but now you are an official when you enter this yamen. If an official doesn't obey the rules, he should be punished. Besides, the big officials paid for those tigers into the water. Come on, if you eat it privately, that is stealing! Someone, take off his coat and beat him with twenty sticks!"

The servants were about to step forward, but Wu Song glared, "Look at which one of you dares!"

Everyone in the room trembled in fright, and no one dared to move anymore.That tiger is still on the shelf, and no one wants to end up like it.

Wu Qianhu's voice slipped a bit: "Wu, Wu Song? You have just been fined a month's salary, and you are not honest at this time? Be careful that I will tell the grandfather about this and tell him to drive you out of the yamen!"

Wu Song's heart fluctuated, and he was obviously in a very unhappy mood. With a sudden wave of his hand, the door closed with a "snap", and the room was filled with a gloomy wind, which frightened the boys to sit on the ground, all of them confused. Sift the chaff.

Wu Qianhu's complexion also changed, I know that every master's amplified move is a prelude to this, and I secretly feel that this time I and Wu Qianhu have gone too far.

Wu Qianhu had the courage to hold on to his confidence: "Wu Song, don't mess around, this is the Yamen!" He secretly beckoned to the two young men to go out and call someone over, in case Wu Song went crazy, thousands of his men would come over. The rest of the people waited to besiege together, first to protect themselves from losses.

The air was stagnant, and the muscles on Wu Song's body were tense. In the next second, his clothes might burst and bulge out.

He walked to the weapon rack, held a water and fire stick as thick as an egg in his hand, turned around and walked towards Wu Qianhu and me step by step.

The alarm sounded in my heart, and Wu Qianhu and I supported each other and retreated, until we retreated into the corner.

Wu Qianhu said: "Wu Song, don't act recklessly. If you hurt me and the senior officials? Even if the grandfather will spare you! This king will not spare you!"

I said: "Wu Song, put down your weapon and have something to say. There is no conflict in the world that cannot be resolved, but the means of resolving conflicts are different. You are still young and have a bright future. Don't ruin yourself just because of a moment of anger." life."

Wu Song looked up at me, his eyes were on fire: "You want that tiger to go into the water?"

I said: "Ah..."

He pointed a stick at the tip of my nose: "Is it your idea to teach Qianhu to beat me?"

I want to say that this is not the case. I glanced at Wu Qianhu's already pale face, and said bravely: "Yes, this matter has nothing to do with my father-in-law, it's all my idea?"

He suddenly raised his hand, and his shirt was instantly shredded, exposing his naked upper body.

Happy together, blinding eyes!

Like the evil Adonis in Greek mythology, like Poseidon walking down from the murals of Italian churches, like the description of the male protagonist in all the cliché CEO novels...

In short, he was very good-looking, with tough and deep facial features, tight chest, abdominal muscles and biceps, broad shoulders and a thin waist, and a bronze complexion that glistened with sweat.

I swallowed hard, trying not to let the nosebleed come out.

He threw the stick at my feet, and said in a deep voice: "Today I accidentally injured you and ate the tiger you bought. At this time, I will let you beat me three sticks. Stop these three sticks, and we will fight each other in the future." No debt!"

I froze.

He has already turned his body around, and the standard inverted triangle is connected with the most sexy buttocks in history, the akimbo muscles, and the bullock meat... I swallowed several times in succession.

He turned his back to me and said: "If you want to fight fast, don't delay my time, Second Master?"

I froze and didn't move. Wu Qianhu quickly picked up the stick and hit Wu Song three times on the back.

"As an official, if you know the law and break the law, you should be punished!"

After three blows, Wu Qianhu threw the stick on the ground, pulled me up and ran out the door.

With Wu Song's back facing us, Wu Qianhu's three sticks fell on his back, leaving only a few red marks, which may not hurt or itch.

However, his back looks so aggrieved, like a big kid who obviously doesn't know what he did wrong, but insists on forcing himself to admit it.

My heart, why does it suddenly hurt...

**

Leaning on the soft couch and drinking tea lazily, Chunmei squeezed my shoulders and Jiaoer rubbed my legs.

The eldest lady asked someone to fan me, and Meng Yulou read the account book for me.

"After careful calculation for several days, all the accounts of the senior officials' trip are correct. If this trip is a good guess, I am afraid that I can earn more than 2000 taels. Even if the market is normal, I can earn 500 taels." two."

Wu Yueniang frowned and said, "The high officials have been away from home for half a year, and they brought back dozens of carts of good goods. How can they only be worth such a few taels of silver?"

Li Jiaoer smiled and said, "Eldest sister misunderstood? The third younger sister is not talking about silver taels, but gold."

One tael of gold and ten taels of silver, Wu Yueniang thought about it casually in her heart, and covered her mouth in shock: "There are so many?"

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