Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Seafood, meatballs and hemp sticks greeted me respectively, the big fat cousin hugged me enthusiastically, and then pulled me to sit down, and began to calculate the detailed accounts for the past two years, and asked if Ximen’s house still had How much money do you have? How is the business of several shops?

I was also idle and bored, so I talked to them a few words.

The fat son of my cousin's family and the thin hemp rope from Ma Gan's family ran into the pond to harm the fish.

Killed all the fish and went to the tree to catch the birds,? I stomped on the flowers, the grass, and the like in my garden. I had enough trouble. Two brats came over with their dirty hands. Grab the dim sum in front of us, and sit on the ground beside us and eat it.

Wanzi couldn't stand it anymore,? After talking about the two children, the cousin was a little unhappy,? Said: "Who doesn't have a child? Who didn't like this when they were young? The officials didn't speak, so you interrupted gone."

I think Wanzi's complexion is not good, so hurry up and pour tea for him: "Nephew has tea, and there are some snacks, I'll ask the servants to serve another plate later."

The old aunt smiled and said, "Look,? It's still our Qing'er. Your Excellency has a large number, or the family business will become big."

The little fat man who was eating snacks suddenly interrupted: "Mother, didn't you say yesterday that Ximen Qing is a stinky bastard who takes advantage of his leisure? Why are you saying that he has a lot of adults now?"

The old aunt's face suddenly turned purple: "When did I say that? What are you bastard Hu Qin?"

I just laughed: "Little cousin?,? Your mother said something about me, you can learn from me."

The old aunt hurriedly stood up and chased and beat his son: "Bastard, you can't hold your mouth even after eating snacks, what are you talking about?"

The fat boy ran back and forth to avoid his mother's hand, and shouted: "Didn't you say that yourself last night?

You also said that Ximen Qing is a turtle bastard, he is not satisfied with so many sluts in his house, and he even provokes the women of Master Wu outside, making such a big trouble, it makes the Ximen family feel ashamed .

We will live in his house this time, and we must not teach this bastard to ruin all the Ximen family's property, and we will also get points. "

I smiled and hugged my shoulders, happily watching my round and fat old aunt beat the child.

The old aunt was about to cry, and said: "Nephew, don't listen to this kid Hu Qin! I really never said that." She grabbed the fat boy and kicked her body: "Come here, tell me quickly I didn’t say this, someone must have taught you, who taught you, you tell me. Otherwise, see if I don’t beat you to death.”

The fat boy was kicked and cried, he pointed at the hemp rope and said, "What he taught is what he taught."

Ma Sheng screamed: "I didn't say that! I never said that Uncle Qing is a bastard! I just said he is a bastard!"

The hemp stick was kicked against the hemp rope?: "What nonsense? You are so heartless." He quickly changed the subject and said, "Grandma, you are doing this unjustly! Qing'er just divorced his wife , when you feel uncomfortable, you just mention the family business? Isn't this too inhuman?"

Hemp rope said: "Father, aren't you also thinking about my uncle Ximen's family business? You also said yesterday that instead of teaching him to give all the money to outsiders, it's better for us to occupy some first. It would be good if the house is divided equally."

The atmosphere was even weirder, I hugged my shoulders and smiled silently.

Ma Gan and the old aunt couldn't hold back their faces, they all stepped forward and pulled their children, and each punched and kicked them to teach them a lesson.

Seeing the excitement of their fight, I clapped my hands and smiled shamelessly: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm a family, what are you afraid of if you say a few words casually? Come, come, drink tea and have snacks."

Several people were frightened by my appearance. They never expected that I could still laugh when such ugly words fell on my face.

After observing for a while, seeing that I didn't look like I was pretending, the few people finally breathed a sigh of relief, sat back laughing and said, "Yes, yes, we are a family after all, so what are you afraid of talking about. Qinger, You are generous.

How can a child be taken seriously?

We really feel sorry for you and care about you, that's why we came to live in the house. ?? Where can it be a picture of money and a house?We are a family, what matters is affection and loyalty, it has nothing to do with money or things. "

I laughed and said, "That's it, that's that, I understand the feelings of relatives best, how can I believe nonsense?" Then I waved at the two black boys: "Come, come and sit, uncle is still here fruit for you to eat."

In a blink of an eye, the "family" was sitting together again, talking hotly, and those two bastards made a fuss even more. They climbed the house and climbed the tree. This time, no one cares about them at all.

After eating and drinking, I said: "Just staying in the garden is boring, let's go out together and do some New Year's goods or something."

As soon as they heard that I wanted to spend money, these people were very happy, and ran out of the door without saying a word.

I stood up and said, "You guys go ahead, I'll go back to my room and change my clothes, by the way, there are bank notes, I have to bring enough."

Those people happily gathered around the gate and urged: "Go quickly, bring more money, the whole family will have to buy a lot of things during the Chinese New Year."

I made a gesture to go back to the room, but stopped at the door to watch the relatives go out. I saw the door opened, and there was a sound of "suddenly", and several buckets of hot excrement were thrown towards me.

Accompanied by several screams, all the lovely relatives jumped up.

I saw Wu Da holding a dung bucket in his hand, followed by the group of gangsters, pointing at the people in Ximen's house and yelling: "The people in Ximen's family are all animals, my wife will run away after sleeping at the door.

You have the money to divorce your wife, why don't you say that you have paid me for the humiliation of Wuhan University. Today this bucket of dung is worth [-], and my woman is worth another [-] if you sleep with me.

If you, Ximenqing, don't pay me 2 taels of silver today, we'll gather around here and splash you every day. "

I stood far away at the door of the house, pinching my nose and asking in horror, "Ah, what's going on?"

My old aunt had already rushed forward with an "Aww", and pushed Wu Da to the ground, riding on him with a twitch: "Where did the dwarf come from, dare to bully my mother?"

The three of Wanzi, Seafood and Ma Gan didn't show any weakness, and rushed over with the stench all over their bodies, and started a melee with those people.

The two brats were cheering when they went out. They opened their mouths wide and just got splashed all over their mouths. They bent over and vomited until their faces were blue.

There was a scuffle, punches and kicks, and the ground was filled with smoke.

I stayed behind the gate with my concubine and family to watch the fun with my arms sleeved.

Who would have thought that these relatives of the Ximen family would have such fighting power, and in a short while, a few gangsters were beaten to half-mutilation.

Uncle Seafood Tang held one in his hand, stepped on another, and smoked another with big-eared melon seeds.

The big meatball and little Sixi didn't say a word, sat on one butt so that the bastard half died, and then sat on the other butt until the bastard sank into the soil and became a specimen.

Ma Gan's cousin is not good at fighting, but Ma Sheng's little nephew and little fat cousin jumped up and down to help him, and several of his subordinates were killed.

As for Wuhan University, my old aunt cleaned it up by herself.

I saw my burly old aunt grabbing Wuhan University's scalp and slamming it against the jujube tree at the door repeatedly, cursing as she bumped: "Damn dwarf, stinky dwarf, shameless dwarf, that woman in your family has thousands of people!" You don't say a word when you ride ten thousand people. You think that our Ximen family is easy to bully when you come here to pester my eldest nephew.

Let me show you how many eyes Prince Ma has today!

Dare to throw a dung bucket on us, from now on, grandma, I will let your kid eat this stuff every day! "

Wu Daguang almost died of being sat on by her buttocks, and after being hit for a long time, some of them were half-lived, and they called their parents.

The three women of my family gathered behind me and asked while watching the fun: "Master, why are those relatives so annoying and you still spoil them, so you keep them for everything?"

I handed them the melon seeds in my hand: "Actually, I didn't think too much about it. I just guessed that Wuhan University was going to come and cause trouble. Our family is small now, so we can't waste our fighting power casually. It will be much easier to have relatives to help.

Hey, this melon seed tastes very good, is it from the Li family who roasted seeds and nuts on the east side of the street? "

Li Jiaoer said: "Where is Roasted Lee, it's Roasted Zhang, I just bought one yesterday."

Meng Yulou said, "It's not Chaoguai Zhang. That man's mixed family name is Zhang, and his own surname is Li, so he still has to be called Chaoguai Li."

I said: "Whether it's Roasted Lee or Roasted Zhang, the taste is really good, and the melon seeds are also fried fresh. Next time, I will buy from his family."

Li Jiaoer said: "Today's peach cake is also delicious, is it from Yipinzhai?"

Meng Yulou said: "It's not a one-stop shop, it's a new one on the street. He said he used to make dim sum for the royal chef in the palace. I think the taste is not bad. By the way, it just opened. Buy pancakes and get half a catty free." What a catty!"

Li Ping'er poured a few cups of tea and brought them over: "The weather is dry, don't just eat sunflower seeds, be careful not to get angry, drink a cup of tea to moisturize."

Meng Yulou took a cup and said, "Hey, this tea soup is a little stale, why don't you drink the pot in my room, West Lake Longjing, which was given by my elder sister at the beginning of the year."

Jiaoer said: "West Lake Longjing is delicious, so let's drink that pot. Hey, sister Yulou, your rouge is not bad, did you buy it for you?"

"Where is it? It was given by Sister Ping'er."

"Sister Ping'er, why don't you give it to Yulou to me? I have to pick it up."

Li Ping'er quickly said: "Yes, why don't you give it, you can go to my room and get it later."

I clapped my hands: "What rouge, I want to see it too."

Li Ping'er took my arm: "Your official, let's go together. It just so happens that the tea in my room is also good. Let's go and taste it together."

The four of them held hands, shoulder to shoulder, and happily went to the inner house together.

The sound of shouting and killing outside the door was still loud, and the ladies and I chatted and drank tea in the room, kneading melon seeds and dressing up leisurely.

The battle lasted until the evening sun set, and the Ximen family returned home with a narrow victory. Although everyone was injured, they still had their own fighting spirit.