Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Shi Qian gave me a blank look: "Isn't it because of you? Normally I don't come out during the day, but today I went out to see you. Huh, so there are so many people on the street in broad daylight."

I was annoyed: "Did you do it on purpose? The first time the two of us met was in the daytime! I said,? You should spend more time socializing with normal people. Seeing your virtue, you are almost mutating." gone."

Entering the private room,? I pressed him on the chair,? He stretched his body, curled up his limbs, and squatted on tiptoe to the edge of the chair.

The waiter serving tea came in and looked at him several times.

I said, "This is my younger brother? He suffered from polio when he was young. Just sit like this. Don't mind."

The little one asked, "May I ask what you two guest officers would like to eat?"

I said, "Serve a jug of good wine and two signature dishes, don't ask the price."

Xiao Er went down carrying the pot, Shi Qian swayed a rope in his hand, and rolled his eyes with the corners of his mouth curled up: "These people are snobby, we are sitting here, why doesn't he ask me what I want to eat? He Just asking you?"

I asked casually, "What are you holding in your hand?"

"The waiter's belt,? I can't beat you, can I beat him?"

"Pfft!" I spit out a mouthful of hot tea.

Sure enough, the little girl screamed as soon as she reached the stairs. It turned out that her pants fell off halfway, and all the guests downstairs saw her buttocks.

I said: "Shi Qian,? Can you stop being so boring? Either pester Wu Song to fight, or go to the street to practice stealing things. When will you be able to live a normal life?"

Shi Qian rested his chin and said listlessly: "What can I do if I'm not bored?

I have been to the Emperor's Golden Luan Palace, I have sat in the Dragon Chair of His Majesty, and I have been in the couch of the imperial concubine.

I have urinated in Tong Guan's wine glass, I have stolen Gao Qiu's concubine's bellyband.

As for that Grand Master Cai, I stole his official seal last month and hid it in his garden, almost scaring the old boy to death.

You say, even I have done these things, what other things are interesting? "

I hugged my shoulders and looked at him: "Is one of the things you said serious?"

He rolled his eyes and thought for a while: "It's true. Forget it, let's not talk about me, what about you? What have you been doing in Chai Jinzhuang?"

I told him about the past.

Shi Qian stroked his chin and said, "According to this, you were originally seeking to settle accounts with Mr. Chai, but now you have started a business with him instead? Why do you think this is such a coincidence? You will look like his younger brother ?”

I shrugged my shoulders: "Well, since it does, let's pretend to comfort him, but it's just for one night."

Shi Qian was horrified: "A man comforting another man all night? Hey, what did you all do that night?"

I took a picture of his head: "What are you thinking about all day long?

I saw that Chai Jin was generous, generous, and emotional, and there were not so many trivial matters in partnering with such a person, so I planned to get close to him. "Take a sip of wine, "If I can do business with him as a partner, can I also be considered a quack? "

Shi Qian nodded and said: "That's right, Chai Jin is a generous person, and you are a shrewd person. I think your partnership business can be done."

I asked him, "What have you been doing these days?"

He said: "I didn't do anything, I just walked around, and I went to see who had good things, and I took them for my own use."

I said, "Tsk, aren't you short of money? Do you want to do this business?"

He said: "It's not about whether there is money or not, but what should I do if I don't work in this industry? This is what I learned in the beginning."

I knocked on the table: "Shi Qian, listen to my brother, don't do this business anymore. After all, he is a hero, how long will he be valued by others with his reputation as a chicken-crowding dog?"

He became unhappy: "Ximen Qing, do you mean that you also look down on me?"

I said: "Yes! I really look down on you a little bit.

It's not that I look down on your character, it's that I look down on your IQ.

With such a good skill and the best lightness kung fu in the world, he has to make a living on the beam. It doesn't sound good to be famous in the world, and his career is not very good.

You see, in your line of work, the goal of committing a crime with a partner is too big, so you can only do it alone. Are you lonely and cold?

Another one said, in your profession, you must rest during the day and do activities at night, and your endocrine system must be out of balance. How old are you this year?They all look older than me.

Besides, can you never find a wife for the rest of your life?You can't leave your wife at home alone at night.You steal money, does she steal people? "

Shi Qian was stunned for a while, then he remembered to hit me with chopsticks: "Ximen Qing, I'll beat you, you bastard!"

I dodged, and the two of them joked around for a while, Shi Qian said, "There is some truth to what you said, but what else can I do besides being able to do this?"

"Come and help me. It just so happens that the business between Mr. Chai and I is about to start. The information along the way cannot be broken. You are fast on your feet and smart. When you sell goods, you will inquire ahead and follow along. Xin'er, no one can compare to you.

If you join our bodyguard agency, I guarantee you will be paid the highest wages. Although it is not as good as doing it yourself, at least you are organized.

Sanjin is guaranteed, you can rely on you when you come late, and you don’t have to fight yourself if you have a disease or disaster. I will take care of you with Chai Daguan, and a group of Jianghu brothers will accompany you. Is this feasible? "

The last sentence obviously moved him, Shi Qian's eyeballs moved, but he raised his chin again: "Cut, it's not interesting for anyone who wants to play with those people."

I knew he was taking Joe on purpose, so I bowed my head and ate the vegetables and ignored him.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Shi Qian turned around and asked, "Well... what has Wu Song been doing lately?"

I said, "He's staying in Chai Daguanren's village. If I'm right, he will work with Chai Daguanren when the Escort Bureau opens."

Shi Qian's eyes lit up: "He's going too? Then I too...cough? Well, Ximen Qing, do you really want to invite me to join the gang?"

"Tsk, it's ugly to call it a partner, but we call it win-win cooperation! Create a blue ocean of business together."

He rubbed his chin and said: "If you sincerely beg me, then I will agree to it for your sake. Oh, then tell me, when will I go to greet Mr. Chai?"

I said: "I'm writing a letter now, you take it to see him, when I go back to Qinghe and finish the official procedures, our business will open immediately. At that time, you have to help me!"

"Okay, then I'll follow you, Ximen Qing, let me toast to you first! I wish the brothers and I can create that win and win the sea together."

I laughed too, and raised my glass to bump with him: "That's called joint creation and win-win, business blue ocean! In a word, we are brothers in life and death, and we have money to earn together!"

After leaving the restaurant, I bid farewell to Shi Qian.

All the way without a word, I went back to Qinghe smoothly, stepped into the house, and my women rushed over and surrounded me.

Yulou said: "The high official is back, I miss you so much."

Jiao'er said: "Your official has been exhausted all the way, you have really worked hard."

Chunmei said: "Your official, hurry up and rest in the house, the food will be ready in no time."

I tucked the gorgeous arms stretched out by the beautiful concubines under my arms, walked straight to Yueniang who was standing upright on the steps, met her shy and eager eyes, hugged her in my arms and patted her lightly: " Yueniang, you worked hard when I was not at home."

Yueniang cuddled in my arms obediently, her voice was a little hoarse: "I can't talk about hard work, you are the official who really worked hard."

I grabbed Yueniang's hand and put it in my palm, held it tightly, and called the beautiful concubines to walk into the house together.

"It's all hard work, and it's not hard work. Hengshun is all for our family. Ladies, the high officials brought gifts back, everyone has a share."

The women immediately cheered together, unpacking gifts with several large boxes in full swing.

During the meal, I briefly told Yueniang about the situation along the way, and told her that I wanted to open an escort agency with Chai Jin.

Yueniang hesitated: "I seem to have heard my father talk about that Chai Jin, saying that although he has a noble status, he is not very dignified, and he only likes to make friends with people in the world. Would it be a little bit..."

I said: "Young lady's words are exactly what I thought at first. But think about it now, if it weren't for his temperament, how could he be willing to bow his body and cooperate with a merchant like us?

You said he likes to make friends in the world, isn't that just right?With his name at the forefront, which Jianghu people dare to move our bodyguard bureau's ideas? "

Yue Niang nodded and said: "That's true, since the officials have made up their minds, I will go talk to my father tomorrow and teach him to walk around for you in the official's house, and to go to the state capital a few more times." Walking documents, our Escort can go to more places and earn more money."

I patted the back of her hand and said: "No wonder the elders say that a good wife is a treasure. Our Yueniang is a virtuous and virtuous woman who can help me a lot in my career. You say I have accumulated it over several lifetimes." Blessing, this is how I married you."

She tapped on my forehead: "Your official, it's this clever mouth." While we were eating, she told me two more things.

One is that Ping'er is going to give birth at the end of the month, so the nanny has to be invited in in advance, and the housewives have to choose a few more honest and diligent women to wait in her room, and they have to be more careful about food and clothing. That's good.

I said: "Yue Niang, it's hard for you to be so thoughtful, I thank you for Hua Zixu and Ping'er."

Yue Niang said: "Ping'er has a child named Ximen, why don't I worry about it?"

"What about the other one?"

Yue Niang said: "A few days ago our shop was unsealed, Grandpa came to look for you in person, he said he wanted to congratulate you, but when I told you that you were not here, he went back."

I snorted, "It's okay to ignore this dog that is playing with the wind."

Yue Niang said: "However, I see that he looks a little strange, as if he wanted to say something, but didn't say it. I guess, if he knows that you are back, he will definitely come to look for you again."

I was about to say: "He came to look for me, but I didn't see him either!"

Before the words came out, the doorman called out: "Yo, sir, are you here?"

Wen Laogou's voice came: "Come here, I heard that your senior officials are back?"

The porter blurted out: "The official is back, he just got home."

Old Gou Wen walked in cheering all the way: "Your Majesty Ximen, I miss you so much!"