Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Chai Jin suddenly said: "Your Majesty Ximen, I was the one who taught Wudutou to deposit the goods on behalf of Hongjiaotou's family? Perhaps Hongjiao saw that I was thin and purposely gave Wudutou a higher commission."

I secretly thought,? Your face is not worth so much money,? This man surnamed Hong is a businessman through and through!

But I can’t say this in person, so I said, “Dare to ask a senior official? Did this Hongjiao teach you to write letters to state officials in various places a few days ago?”

Chai Jin was startled, subconsciously glanced at Hong Jiao, but didn't speak.

Jiaotou Hong said: "Why do you need to know about the letter I entrusted with the high officials?"

I looked at Chai Jin: "You just need to tell me if you have it or not."

Chai Jin said: "This is a private matter between me and the head teacher Hong, there is no need to tell outsiders."

Well, it seems that the friendship between the two of you is indeed much better than I imagined.

I stood up and said, "Since the reasoning doesn't make sense, let's follow the rules of the rivers and lakes. Let's see the outcome through fists and kicks!"

Chai Jin raised his eyebrows: "Is the official Ximen serious? Although there are such rules in the world, but you have no eyes, and you are not from the world, I'm afraid..."

Instructor Hong immediately jumped out and said, "Mr. Chai is too worried. Since he, Mr. Ximen, said this, he must know the rules of Taoism. If he goes to a duel, life or death will be irresponsible! If he dares to fight,? I will Just accompany him."

"it is good!"

Without further ado, I stood up and began to roll my sleeves. I held back all the way, my chest was tight and itchy, just trying to beat you up today.

Instructor Hong asked: "You two masters and servants, who will go?"

Dai'an jumped up in front of me, patted his chest and said, "I'm going, I'll beat you instead of my father!"

I pulled him behind me: "Son, after you go home and grow up for a few more years, I will take care of this game myself."

Coach Hong covered his mouth and coughed, turned around and saluted Chai Jin: "Your Excellency, I've been feeling cold for the past few days, so it's not suitable for me to play, can you teach my apprentice to replace me?"

Chai Jin stroked his beard and said, "Yes."

I was taken aback: "Can someone do this for me?"

Instructor Hong smiled sinisterly: "The rules are like this, and the senior officials of Ximen don't know?"

Heh, I'm not afraid to ask someone to replace me, what kind of apprentice can you teach with just your little three-legged kung fu?I'll clean him up first and then fix you!

Everyone got out of the lobby and stood still on the school field.

Dai'an waited for me to change into a lavender refined bunt, and took warm tea for me to rinse my mouth.

I pulled up all my hair again, and covered it all with a green gauze cover, making sure that I am clear and handsome, chic and stylish, even if I climb a tree to dig a hole, or roll all over the ground, I can still be handsome and blind. just play.

The school field was already full of people, obviously they couldn't wait any longer.

I stood still among the crowd and clasped my fists at the person surnamed Hong: "Please."

Chai Jin asked, "Can senior Ximen use weapons?"

I tilted my head arrogantly: "I can defeat him without a weapon."

Jiaotou Hong said: "We don't need weapons either." He clapped his hands together: "Disciple, come on!"

A loud roar broke out from behind the crowd: "Hey!"

Then the ground trembled suddenly, and a monster rose slowly from behind the crowd.

Glancing at him, I blurted out, "Hulk?!"

I saw that this monster was more than two meters tall, with a savage body and a ferocious body. It looked like a Hulk, wasn't it?

It's just that his attire is a little more unorthodox than the Hulk, with a big ring hanging from his nose, a copper bell hanging from his ear, and a row of... God, it can't be a human skull!

I looked up at him and was meeting those huge nostrils!The exuberant nose hairs protruded black and out horizontally, almost making me sick.

Clutching my chest and retreating to the side, I retched, and I said, "Teacher Hong, can your apprentice pay attention to personal hygiene? This image is too bad!"

The surname Hong hugged his shoulders and sneered: "What's the matter? Ximenqing? Are you afraid of this? Tell you, there is no life or death in the game. As long as you lose this round, my apprentice will definitely kill you! If you regret it now, there is still time !"

"Regret? Who regrets who is the grandson! Don't think that I'm afraid of you because you are ugly!"

While speaking, the monster on the opposite side suddenly raised its head to the sky and let out a strange cry, causing crows to fly in the trees, cats to roll on the ground, and the crowd in the middle trembled.

Even Chai Jin, who was sitting outside the arena, couldn't help but raised his hat, and whispered, "What a murderer!"

When his yelling died down, I said to Dai'an, "Son, hand over Dad's handkerchief." I took the handkerchief and spread the cold sweat on my forehead.

The one surnamed Hong hugged his shoulders and sneered at me: "Ximenqing, are you afraid? My disciple, let him have a look."

Hearing this, the monster kicked a millstone so that it flew up, raised its hand and punched it to pieces.

The gravel rained like rain, and everyone was shocked.

After being dazed for a while, I reached out to Dai'an again: "Son, hand over Dad's toilet paper."

Dai'an was about to cry: "Father, this man is fierce? Don't hold on. If it doesn't work, ask Dai'an to take your place. Even if you ask him to punch you to death, it won't hurt you, Dad."

Where can I call you?Dad is worthy of force!

I said, "Don't worry Dai'an, this guy is just scary looking, dad can handle it."

With enough confidence, he yelled loudly and was about to throw his fist to fight, when the alarm bell suddenly sounded in the system: "Ximen Qing, come back quickly, you can't win this guy!"

I was startled: "Didn't you say that no one in this village can beat me?"

The system said urgently: "But this guy is not human!"

I said: "Huh?!"

Before I could be dazed, the monster on the opposite side rushed over with a yell, and its huge fist hit my face.

There was a burst of laughter around, and the head teacher Hong took the lead in applauding: "The official Ximen is really heroic, and he walked away from his praise at the beginning, but you want to learn from Han Xin?"

I ignored him, and while running around to avoid the monster's sharp palm, I asked the system loudly: "What's going on? Tell me clearly!"

The system was so busy flipping through the information: "Listen to me, sir, this guy is a Gu slave from Miaojiang, but he just has a human body, and he is not human at all.

It was the Miao shaman who fed the newly born child with animal gu, raised him with medicine like an animal, and practiced bloodyly every day, teaching him to raise a body that is invulnerable to knives and guns. He knows no pain or tiredness, and has no humanity.

On the surface, it is covered with a piece of human skin, but in fact it is a beast in its bones. Once this kind of thing is on the stage, you will not feel it at all when you stab it with a knife or a gun.

Unless the head is lost, otherwise, even if it is missing arms or legs, he will still chase you and beat you!Fighting with such a monster, how can you have a chance of winning? "

Before I could finish speaking, the monster punched me from above my head, I dodged, his fist rubbed against the corner of my clothes on the ground, forcibly punching a big hole.

Chai Jin couldn't sit still anymore, he stood up and shouted: "Your official, if you can't resist, you can give in at this time. You are not from the Jianghu, and we will not rule you according to the rules of the Jianghu! I promise you to leave the manor, and in the future Just don't come to the door again!"

Even if I'm not a Jianghu person, I still have to save face, right?You must not leave at this time!

I pretended I didn't hear what he said, and jumped around to deal with this monster all over the field. As long as I prevented him from hitting me, I could always observe the flaws in his moves.

After going around for half an hour, I was out of breath and sweating like rain, but the monster was still as energetic as when he first started, and he was chasing after him.

The system is already crying: "Your official, it's my fault, it's my negligence that caused you to take risks.

Hurry up and admit defeat now, I can't let you die in the hands of this kind of stuff! "

I stroked the cold sweat on my forehead: "Don't worry, I can't die, I've already found out where the flaw in this thing is."

Stretching out his hand, he took out the box of plum blossom needles from the system and held it in the palm of his hand.

This monster has rough skin and thick flesh, so he can't be hit by fists, but he definitely can't defend against this plum blossom needle, if he finds a chance to shoot it into his nostrils, he might not be able to kill him!I tried my best to deal with this monster, saw him punching me, I made an opening, and was about to press the plum blossom needle into his nostril, when suddenly a person flew in from the air and grabbed my fist The wrist pulled me into his arms, only to hear a loud "bang", and the monster's fist hit him firmly on the back.

His body trembled, he hugged me and ran forward a few steps, "fluttering" a mouthful of blood onto the ground behind him.

Chai Jin stood up and screamed, "Wudutou!"

There was an uproar.

It's Wu Song!

I stared at him with wide eyes, Wu Song's mouth was bloody, one hand was firmly protecting me, and the other punch went out, hitting the monster's dantian.

The monster was pushed back a few steps by him, but it was only stunned for a moment. It raised its head to the sky and roared for a while, beat its own chest several times like an orangutan, and then punched again!

The plum-blossom needle box in my sleeve was smashed into pieces by Wu Songna, and seeing that monster approaching at this moment, there was nothing I could do.

Wu Song scolded: "Those who are in the way, get away from me!"

He grabbed my collar and threw me into the air, threw me into the crowd, turned around and started fighting with that monster.

Instructor Hong shouted loudly in the crowd: "No, they are wrong! In the competition, how can there be a substitution in the middle? Officer Chai, you have to take care of this matter!"

Chai Jin gave him a sideways glance, knowing that this matter was against the rules, but he also gritted his teeth and said nothing, obviously aiming at his friendship with Wu Song, he wanted to get a handful of mud from the middle, and closed his eyes.

Instructor Hong didn't dare to be stubborn with Chai Jin, instead he yelled at me: "You villain, you deliberately broke the rules of the village and ruined the reputation of high officials! He is pitying you at this moment and asked Wu Dutou to save you halfway. Tomorrow this unfair reputation will be spread, how will Chai Daguan get a foothold in the Jianghu?!"

When Chai Jin heard this, his expression turned ugly.

This person surnamed Hong really knows Chai Jin too well, Chai Jin is a person who wants to save face, and the person surnamed Hong is so aggressive, I am afraid that he will not be able to continue to favor Wu Song.

Chai Jin stood up slowly, and was about to speak for the loss...