Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

An Jiu introduced to Wu Song: "Wudutou, this is a senior official from Ximen. I met him this morning. By the way, his wife is the daughter of Wu Qianhu in our yamen."

I originally thought that Wu Song would give me some thin noodles for showing my old Taishan, but I didn't think about it, this guy still doesn't put face on it, and continues to treat me as a fart.

An Jiu and a few other yamen servants were a little embarrassed, and said to me: "Today, the grandfather just appointed the second master as the head of the capital. Maybe he is still unfamiliar with the people in our county, so he is a bit shy. Don't be a senior official." Strange."

I just said it's okay, and I was about to leave with Jiaoer on my arm, but the so-called shy guy suddenly said coldly: "The high officials are also here to drink and meet friends?"

I said: "Never, take my second lady out and make her happy."

Everyone laughed: "The high officials are very affectionate, and it's rare to be tight."

Li Jiaoer blushed with embarrassment: "Senior official, look at you..."

I smiled lightly and patted Li Jiaoer's hand. My purpose tonight is very simple, to appease the grievances of these women in the room, and win them over by the way. In the rest of my short life, I hope they will neither be demons nor seek death.

Seeing the sparkle in Li Jiaoer's eyes, I know that the goal has been achieved. She has received full affirmation and respect from me tonight, which is better than satisfying her in other ways.

Wu Song's fellow suddenly sneered and said, "He's quite a respectable man, but he married a prostitute as a roommate. When he comes to Lichun Courtyard, he is supposed to be visiting his in-laws, right?"

The surrounding air froze suddenly, I looked back at him with cold eyes, and he stared back at me, his eyes full of sarcasm.

An Jiu quickly came out to smooth things over: "Is Dutou drunk? Otherwise, let's go back earlier?"

Wu Song pretended not to be drunk, and looked at me with a smile while playing with the cup in his hand: "Have I ever said something wrong? High officials have one wife and four concubines, and only one big lady comes from a good family. The others are either prostitutes or widows." , I said Ximen officials, you are not picky when it comes to women?"

The face of Li Jiaoer next to her was like pig's blood.

I don't understand why this guy is making things difficult for me and Jiao'er tonight, if it's because of the way we looked at each other in the morning, it wouldn't be so.

Seeing the way he looked at Li Jiaoer, I got the answer.

This guy is poor and has no women. I, Ximen Qing, are rich and have many women. He is jealous and hates the rich.

"Wu Dutou thinks it's inappropriate for me to marry a prostitute, don't forget that in time the Yu Song governor also married the prostitute Yan Poxi!"

Wu Song got angry immediately, stood up and slapped the table: "What are you, how dare you compare yourself with my brother?"

As expected, this guy is just as written in the book, with a simple mind, well-developed limbs, and a brain not as big as a pine nut!How did your IQ survive those 120 rounds?

Several people stopped Wu Song to persuade him to return early.An Jiu and the other two yamen servants sent me all the way to the door, and bowed again and again: "Don't blame the officials, I didn't know that Wudutou would have such a temper. Today, the grandfather just appointed him as the capital. Is he so rampant that he has become like this? If I had known this, I would not raise money to invite him."

I just said it's okay, comforted Li Jiaoer in a low voice, and asked my servants to take her back to Lichun Courtyard.

I was really tired this day. On the way back, I leaned on the carriage and fell asleep, and the unlucky system made a low voice: "Your high official's performance today, should I praise you or scold you?"

I pretended to be asleep and ignored it.

The guy continued to be mean: "You have settled all the women in the room well. At this time, the grievances have been suppressed for the time being. There will be no rat poison in the meal tomorrow. But you deliberately hurt Song Jiang in front of Wu Song. Is it too long for your life?" ?”

I closed my eyes and sneered and ignored, the system suddenly blessed my soul.

"Huh? I understand. You did it on purpose. Song Jiang's affair with bandits is about to be exposed. This guy called Song Jiang brother in public.

As soon as Song Jiang's incident comes out, you ask someone to say a few words in front of the county magistrate, and easily send this guy out of Qinghe, so how can he kill you?Senior official, it seems that I underestimated your wisdom! "

I closed my eyes and sighed. In fact, I never wanted to bully him.

Traveling to become a high-ranking official, I don’t know how many acres of beautiful land and beautiful houses, and there are boxes of gold and silver treasures. You don’t have to worry about being scolded by your boss if you make a mistake at work, and you don’t have to worry about customers suddenly acting like monsters. The bonus for one month will return to zero .

I would like to stay in this body for a while longer, but this Wu Song is destined to be my enemy, so I can't do without him.Thinking of his unbelievably handsome face, my heart hurts again. Although I am greedy for his beauty, it is still important to save my life. If he does not go to hell, who will?

The system was talking to itself again: "By the way, we invited many hosts before you, but none of the men could survive a month, and they were killed by those women in the house before they were beaten to death by Wu Song." They were drained.

Could it be that you, a gay version of a high official, can pass the level?Interesting and interesting, by the way, by the way, your task tomorrow is to meet Pan Jinlian..."

**

I have been to the Qingming Shanghe Garden in Kaifeng in my previous life, and the scenery here is the same as that.

The street was clean and the crowds were bustling. I was getting thirsty and was about to go to the herbal tea shop in front of me to have a drink when a fork suddenly fell from the sky and leaned on top of my head in the middle.

Angrily, I raised my head and wanted to scold, but I saw an internet celebrity face appearing from the upstairs window, with a pair of watery eyes yelling at me: "Don't blame the officials, it's because the servants lost their hands for a while..."

The next plot should be that I piled up my face with a Y smile and said: "No wonder, no wonder, I will help the little lady pick up the fork."

This is a proposition of Taoism, do you think I'm stupid?

I raised my foot and kicked the fork pole two feet away, and cursed at the red face of the Internet: "Stinky bitch, you are so fucking blind!"

The net red face was stunned, and immediately raised her eyebrows: "My C, are you looking for a fight?" He rolled up his sleeves and rushed downstairs.

I turned around and wanted to leave, but Internet celebrities rushed over and stopped me, staring at cowbell-like eyes and yelling loudly: "You are rude! I hit you by mistake, and I have already paid for it, but you are swearing, And kicked out my fork, now you will find it for me!"

This woman is wearing a water-red shirt, the neckline can't wait to open below the navel. Judging by my height, she looks like hills and mountains. If she is not gay in her bones, she will definitely have a nosebleed at this time. How can I bear it? quarrel with her.

It's a pity that the skin of the official Ximen is still the same skin now, but the flesh has changed. I squinted at her and sneered: "Little girl, is your house short of cloth? Dress like this and pretend to be a good woman? Don't get in the way, dare you?" Entanglement, beware of high officials, I will beat you!"

"Huh! You man..." The Internet celebrity blushed, she must have never imagined that I would not accept her tricks at all, and stretched out her hand to push my chest: "I told you to get back my fork, If you can't find it, I will definitely never end with you."

I took a step back: "I can't find the fork pole. How about paying you a few pennies?"

The Internet celebrity face ignorant of conscience: "How much money will you pay me? Tell you, my fork pole is ancestral. The Taishang Laojun scratched his back with it, and the ancestor Shi Jia blessed it. Zhang Guolao took it After driving a donkey, Han Xiangzi used it to make a flute, and if you lose 100 taels of silver, you don’t want to leave today.”

I took out two pennies from my purse: "My two pennies were used by Duke Zhou to ask for divination, Sanzang used it to make a fortune, and Zhuge Liang used it to bribe the ghosts and gods of heaven and earth when he borrowed the east wind. When He Xiangu was underage, Kick the shuttlecock made of it, it is worth your money, thank you for keeping it, this is the end of today's meeting."

I want to go, but the net red face refuses to follow, she pushes against my chest, I protect my chest and retreat, she pushes again, I retreat again, she pushes again, I retreat again... I only heard a "hula" sound behind me, but He retreated to someone else's herbal tea stand, and knocked over all the tea sets and kettles on the ground.

The old lady who opened the tea stall stepped forward and grabbed me: "Losing money! My kettle was used by Emperor Taizong of Tang Dynasty, my cup was taken by Concubine Yang Gui, my plate was used for Zhao Feiyan to dance in the palm of my hand, my ladle...my cup... The gourd...that's a good gourd, and a gourd can only be opened twice. Why is the table worth 300 taels, don't say anything, just pay for it quickly."

I said: "Is it possible for everyone to talk well?"