Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Wu Song's face turned bluer and greener, and he said, "Ximen Qing,? I didn't expect you to cheat on me?"

"Erlang,? It's not that I'm cheating on you. It's the person who taught you to bet on the goods. He is not authentic! He was the one who caused my shop to close before!"

He interrupted me: "Ximen Qing! You still want to insult others? I know better than you how Mr. Chai behaves! He doesn't know you at all,? Why do you want someone to harm you?"

"Erlang. Listen to me,? People's hearts are often more complicated than they appear on the surface. Do you really understand the character of Chai Daguan? What is the relationship between you and him? Do you know?"

"Shut up! I don't allow you to say that about Chai Daguan!"

Pointing at my nose, he said harshly, "Ximen Qing, today I can see what you are like. I still treat you as a friend, but you only cheat me!"

I was annoyed, too, and said loudly: "Wu Song, why did you tell me to cheat you? In the past, you cheated me less often?

I will help you everywhere,? When did you receive my love?Now you tell outsiders to say something nonsense and you believe it?You can't remember all the good things I did to you in the past! "

Wu Song stomped his foot, pointed at my nose and cursed loudly: "So what if I believe he is an outsider? At least he is not as focused as you!

Ximen Qing,? I know you are smart, but you have always looked down on me, a stupid and stupid fool.So, you're just playing me like a monkey? "

"Wu Song,? If we talk about this, we really have to theorize. Who is playing with whom?

Who beat me in the street until I vomited blood?Who threw me into the pot to cook?And who dressed me as a matchmaker and threw me on the street to make the whole county laugh at me?

I don't talk to you about those things, but now relying on such a small matter, you will turn against me? "

Wu Song stomped his feet again in annoyance: "Is this a small matter? Is it a small matter that you broke my faith? Then what is a big matter?"

"Eating is a big deal, business is a big deal, and it's a big deal to feed the more than 100 people in our Ximen family!"

"Okay, Ximen Qing, are you willing to tell the truth now? In your heart, I, Wu Er, is nothing at all! Your money and your profit are all important, so I should let you ruin my reputation?"

I patted my chest and jumped on the spot: "I ruined your reputation? Ha, I ruined your reputation?

Wu Song, are you sorry for saying this?You took the wrong medicine and pushed me on the bed and took off my pants!

If I don't allow it, you will be so hard that you will bite my lips. This is the first kiss in my life, and you should pay me my title! "

Wu Song rolled up his sleeves, pointed at my nose and said, "Famous Festival? Do you have a famous festival, Ximen Qing? Who walks around brothels all day?

Who is it that drinks, sings and touches women with some dubious bastards all day long?Which family has one wife and several concubines and is still constantly recruiting people?

Do you have a festival?Ha, Ximen Qing, are you afraid of losing your big teeth when you say this? "

I screamed loudly: "I only have one wife and four concubines in my house, and I'm the one who is married! Unlike you, there are one hundred and four men around you, which one do you think I should guard against?"

Wu Song was taken aback, grabbed my collar and yelled: "What one hundred and four men? What are you talking about? When did I have a bad relationship with so many men?"

As soon as I covered my mouth, I realized that it was a bit early to say this now.

He shook my collar with his hand: "Ximenqing, if you explain to me about this one hundred and four man today, I will tear you up with my bare hands!"

I nodded at him like a cockfighting cock: "Come on, tear it up, tear it up as you like! Anyway, I'm not a good thing in your heart, your friends in the world are all important.

What am I?People who will die in your hands sooner or later.Isn't it just tearing if you tear it up early and tear it up late?Come on, come on, you do it, you do it now, if you have the guts, you will tear me up now!

Whenever I blink and beg for mercy, I will not be called Ximen Qing!From now on, I will change my name to Dongmenxi! "

He tugged at my collar to make a move, and paused again: "No, I bought this dress for you. If it is torn, I will suffer. You first take off this dress for me!"

I raised my hand and went to untie my belt: "Okay, give it back to you! If I don't wear the clothes you bought, will my butt be naked? No, I bought your clothes for you, so you take them off too!"

He also started to untie his belt: "Okay, Ximen Qing, I'll take it off for you now! I won't have anything to do with you in the future."

I took off my coat three times and threw it on the ground. I hugged him in my underwear and looked at him. He also took off his coat and threw it on the ground, staring at me with his chin raised.

I said, "You haven't finished taking it off yet, go on taking it off."

He said, "Why don't you take it off yourself?"

I sneered: "Why should I take it off? My underwear is my own. I bought your underwear for you. If you have the ability, you can take it off now!"

He was taken aback, then grabbed my collar and shook it back and forth: "Ximen Qing, you're digging holes for me again!"

I raised my face and scolded back: "Yes, how about I just cheated you? Didn't you just fall for it again?

Now you have to take off all your clothes and run out with your buttocks naked, that's how you Wu Er has the backbone.

Or you just wear the clothes I bought by Ximen Qing and continue to have taint with me, don't mention your reputation, I will feel sorry for you! "

"you!"

He swung his fist, but he didn't drop it. He stared at me fiercely with two blood-red eyeballs, and I also stared back.

Oh, who is afraid of whom?I have been good enough to you Wu Er, ever since I met you, I pampered you and let you go, thinking of you in everything.

It's good for you, you will turn against me just because of Chai Jin!

What is he?What did he give you again?Isn't it just casually calling you a friend and calling you a brother?Can he give you more than I give you?

At the critical moment, you turned against me because of him, an outsider!

Since that's the case, then I'll go all out, the worst is to break up the friendship, and I won't deal with you heartless person anymore!

A dark cloud drifted across the sky, and it started to rain in a blink of an eye. The two of us stood in a stalemate in the rain, and our underwear was soaked by the rain in a short while.

I tried not to let myself tremble, and the face of the beast became more and more blue, and goose bumps appeared on the neck and cheeks.

He didn't let go, and I didn't show weakness.

Just stand like this, what are you afraid of in the rain?I have to fight back this time!

"Ah!"

Unable to hold back, a sneeze blurted out.

Wu Song raised his hand to stroke the drool on his face, pointed to my nose and asked, "Ximen Qing, you just refused to admit your mistake, didn't you?"

"I was right! It was Chai Jin who was wrong!"

"Okay! Ximen Qing, from now on, you and I will make a clean break and have nothing to do with each other!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he stamped his foot and flew onto the roof.

I jumped up and down and scolded him: "If you break it with a knife, you will break it with a knife. Who is afraid of anyone? You remember Wu Er. It was because I was blind that I became friends with you. From now on, you will go east and west, and there will be no more contact! "

In the boundless rain, no one responded, and the man finally walked away.

Only then did I feel the chills on my body, I twisted the corners of my clothes, picked up the coat from the ground and twisted a few times and put it back on my body.Looking up and seeing Wu Song's tricks on the ground, my heart tightened again.

It's such a cold weather and it's raining so much, he's running around in his underwear, isn't it cold?

Thinking again, what does it matter to me whether he is cold or not?Tell his Chai officials to care about him.

He picked up the suit, twisted it a few times, packed it into a bag and was about to leave when Xiao Hei Wu suddenly shouted: "Uncle Ximen, don't go, Uncle Shi Qian is about to be drowned!"

"Drown? Well, how could he be drowned?"

Looking back, I was also taken aback.

I saw Shi Qian embedded in the ground with his back facing the sky, his posture is the common shape of female slaves in pyramid murals, the tip of his nose is at least half a foot deep from the ground.

When it rained, all the water accumulated in the pit. Now the nose and mouth of this guy are not covered, and all other places are covered by water.Even so, he wasn't dead yet, still rolling his eyes and opening his mouth to breathe hard.

I asked Hei Xiaowu, "How did he get embedded in the ground?"

"When you quarreled with Uncle Wu. Whenever you spoke, Uncle Wu stomped his feet. Whenever you spoke again, Uncle Wu stomped his feet again. Uncle Shi Qian was thrown into the ground by stomping and stamping."

I grinned and looked at Shi Qian, secretly thinking that this guy's blood is really thick, it's really too hard to beat.

I said, "Xiao Hei, do you have chopsticks at home? Find a pair for me."

Xiao Hei Wu covered his mouth in fright: "Uncle Ximen, what are you going to do? Don't you want to eat Uncle Shi Qian?"

"What to eat? You look at him like that, his face has no flesh, and his teeth are too painful to eat. I want to use chopsticks to pick him out of the ground."

Shi Qian looked up at the sky with a tragic expression, and struggled to say: "Ximen Qing, if you really want to save me, you can use a shovel to make it faster."

I snorted coldly: "It's okay to use a shovel, but I'm afraid I won't be able to resist giving you a few more shovels to hit you deeper."

Shi Qian's voice choked up: "Then you'd better use chopsticks, I can bear it if you take it slow!"

Xiao Hei Wu and I took a pair of chopsticks and braved the wind and rain to pick Shiqian out from the soil. From the changing afternoon until the sky was completely dark, we finally picked him out completely.

At this time, Shi Qian was still half-breathed, and his whole body was as stiff as a cardboard. Xiao Hei Wu and I lifted him up and moved him to the broken-earth kang in the house.

Xiao Hei Wu wiped his face with a handkerchief, Shi Qian recovered his breath, blinked his eyes and looked aggrieved: "Wu Song wants to make a clean break with you, why would he step on me in the dirt?"

I said angrily: "Ask him about this! Why are you asking me?"

He took out a bottle of medicinal wine from the space and handed it to Xiao Hei Wu: "Give it to Uncle Shi Qian, and he will be able to move after half an hour."

After tossing and tossing for so long, I am also hungry. I went to the kitchen to look around. I saw that Xiao Hei Wu’s family was so poor that he didn’t even have a grain of rice. There was only half a pumpkin on the window sill, and half of it was taken away by the mouse. .

I really don't know how this poor child usually lives.