Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]
Chapter 210 I got the certificate
The bed was ringing again,? Erlang and I hugged each other tightly, kissing each other's bodies wantonly.
The air became hot, as if we would melt into each other's palms if we didn't pay attention.
Erlang's eyes became extraordinarily bright because of excitement,? They were a pair of tiger-like eyes, so black that they turned blue,? His eyes were scorching hot as his hands fell on my skin.
I pushed him down on the bed,? covered his face with a pillow,? took out my tie and tied him to the bedrail.
He protested: "What are you trying to do, you pervert?"
I said, "What not to do? Eat you bite by bite."
So I really started to eat,? This guy's body was stretched straight, and he tightly grasped the head of the bed with his hands.
At the moment he was satisfied, I also got high, and the two of us fell together,? covered in a mess,? but no one wanted to move, and neither went to wash.
He held me in his arms and whispered, "900 years... right? Qing,? 900 years."
I said, "Yeah,? 900 years,? We're going to be together for another 900 years, right?"
His wet forehead was stuck between my eyebrows: "Yes,? 900 years, many 900 years."
Suddenly there was a strange sound from the next door, and the two of us unconsciously pricked up our ears to listen carefully, and then our expressions became weird at the same time.
I said, "No way? My dad and my mom are going to fight all night..."
Erlang blushed, and raised his hand to cover my ears: "Don't listen."
Even though he covered it with his hand, the creaking sound from the next door kept reaching my ears, accompanied by my father's unnatural groans.
After all, I was a little worried, so I posted it on the wall and asked in a low voice, "Dad, Mom, are you two okay?"
My mother tried to keep her tone as normal as possible: "Little brat, I'm busy with you, don't think it's just the two of you."
Hey, this is a big deal, I know you and my dad will, otherwise where did I come from?
The frequency of creaking and creaking became faster and faster, and my dad's voice became more and more strange, and I was worried: "Mom, I was not good at that afternoon, so don't be angry. My dad is really old , I can't stand your challenge!"
My dad gasped and protested: "Who said that? Little bastard, who said that! Your dad and I are fine, even if I'm not as good as the second child, I can still... Ah! I'll go!"
Accompanied by my dad's scream, it seemed that something fell off the bed.
My mother yelled: "Come here, little bastard, your dad is twisted!"
……
The ambulance in Ireland was probably pulled by donkeys. After calling for more than half an hour, no one came. Erlang immediately put my father on his back and went straight to the hospital.
The nurse on duty said that the old man had a sprained lumbar muscle, and his leg bones were also misaligned. He probably fell off the bed at that time. Erlang took care of my father and ran back and forth to watch the doctor take pictures.
My mother was sitting on a chair in the corridor wiping away her tears, and I was by her side, always feeling that there should be something to say, but after looking at her several times in a row, I still felt unable to speak.
My mother cleared her throat and said, "Little bastard, take off your down jacket, I have cold knees."
I quickly took off the down jacket, put it on the mother's knees and hugged it with both hands, raised my face and asked, "Mom, is it still cold? How about you put your feet in my arms to keep you warm?"
My mother gave me a blank look: "Stop being hypocritical, hum!"
I was a little speechless, and after a while I whispered: "Mom, even if you are disappointed in me, you don't have to rush to have a second child, right? Look at my dad's injury this time, I'm afraid his old waist will have to be raised for a while ."
My mother pinched me with her fingernails: "Am I in a hurry? It's your dad! He hasn't stopped listening to the movement in your room for the past two days, just to prove to you that he is not old!"
I bowed my head, dumbfounded.
My mother suddenly cried again, she said: "Qing, mom loves you, mom really loves you so much, that's why she asks so much of you.
I have always thought that my son is the best son in the world!He deserves the best life!
He should have a high income, a high status, a virtuous and beautiful wife who loves him and gives birth to a bunch of lovely children for him!In this way, he can have the most perfect life in the world.
Mom thinks so!Mom is right! "
Guilt, heartache!
I grabbed my mother's shoulders: "Mom, I'm sorry, it's my fault. I was too selfish. I only saw love in my eyes and didn't fully consider your feelings. Mom, I'm sorry, can you forgive me?"
My mother hugged my waist and wailed loudly: "You shouldn't say sorry, it's my mother who said sorry!
If you hadn't said those words tonight, I wouldn't have known that my son was suffering so much.
You shaved your hair after waking up, and lied to us that you got lice for fear that it would not be cured.Mom really believed it!
Mom really never thought that you would be so desperate because you couldn't wait for the one you love!Mom almost forced her child to become a monk. Mom is so sorry for you! "
I tried my best to hold back, but the tears still couldn't help streaming down my face.
I wiped the tears from my mother's face: "Comrade Ouyang Jinhua, please stop being sensational, I can't stand your son anymore.
You are the woman I love the most in my life, you are not beautiful if you cry too much. "
My mother smiled and pinched me again: "You brat, you can coax your mother again."
The hospital is a public one, with insufficient manpower and poor conditions. Fortunately, my dad was not seriously injured. After finishing his leg bone, he put on a waist support and decided to leave the hospital.
Erlang carried my father on his back, and I supported my mother to walk back.
Suddenly a light snow fell in the dark blue sky, my dad put one arm around Erlang's neck, and kept the snowflakes with the other hand, shouting like a child: "Look, my son, it's still snowing in Ireland."
Erlang laughed, and my dad patted him on the shoulder again: "Second brother, hurry up, I want to see the woods ahead, the falling snow is just like the one on TV!"
Erlang obediently ran over with his back on his back, and my dad smiled like a child on his back.
My mother yelled again: "Old man, I'm already tired enough to protect the country and carry you on my back, and you still let him run away? Do you have the ability to come down and run by yourself?"
I supported my mother and said: "It's okay, mother, Erlang is strong, and he carries three of my father's back, and he still walks like flying."
My mother snorted coldly: "I know he has a good physique, otherwise you wouldn't...
Oh, what do you think this is?The pig I have been raising for 30 years originally wanted him to go to someone else's Chinese cabbage, but in a blink of an eye he was given a go!
I said that you should be more careful, and be reserved when you should be reserved, but you can't let others do whatever they want. "
I said, "Mom, don't worry, I understand this."
My mother thought for a while and said: "Wait, Mom has something for you... Mom has inquired about it. Irish men and men can also register for marriage. You can take the sixpence and give the certificate to Baoguo tomorrow." Got it, the longer you delay, the more you will suffer."
Holding the hot sixpence, my eyes were hot again: "Mom..."
My mother interrupted me: "I have to get the 100-year one! My mother won't agree to it if you spend a penny more! It costs less money and has a long validity period. Where can I find such a suitable thing?"
I held the handful of coins and held my mother in my arms.
I said, "Mom, thank you, really, really thank you!"
When I came back from Ireland a month later, Erlang and I were legally married.
My dad's legs are clearly healed, but he deliberately asked Erlang to carry him on his back when he boarded the plane.
My mother couldn't stand it any longer, she nodded his head and said, "Damn old man, isn't this our own child? Are you using him as an emissary?"
My dad smiled sinisterly: "I know he has a good waist, so I train him on purpose!"
My mother pinched him, and then said to Erlang: "Baoguo, don't pay attention to your father, he just knows that you will spoil him, and deliberately show your face."
Erlang smiled honestly: "Mom, it's okay, I have plenty of strength, and I can get used to my dad."
My dad sighed happily: "Hua'er, look at you. Before, I was worried that the son I had raised for 30 years would lose money. In a blink of an eye, one son turned into two. We old couple have made a lot of money!"
I held Erlang's hand and looked back at my dad: "It's not just earning back a son, but also a grandson, we'll meet soon, you two, don't get too excited!"
Yueniang and Laodai came to pick up the plane with Xiaotie.
My mother and my father saw Xiao Tie in a suit and holding flowers so beautiful that he couldn't even close his mouth. He hugged him in his arms and kissed him.
My mother said: "My grandson has big eyes, just like his daddy."
My dad said: "My grandson is as tall as his dad."
My mother said: "My grandson is smart at first glance, just like his daddy."
My dad said: "My grandson looks strong at first sight, just like his dad."
I stroked Hanhan's head and asked, "Son, how is your homework going these days? Have you learned all six homework?"
Hanhan looked up at me: "I didn't learn, the teacher won't let me go again, my aunt and grandparents have been taking care of me these few days."
Xiaoyue pulled me aside and said: "Qing, don't be angry if I tell you something, Xiaotie is really not a material for reading, and none of the one-on-one tutors you signed up for him can teach him.
The teacher said that the earth is round, but he insisted that the earth is square. The teacher said that one plus one equals two, and he asked if one plus one equals four lines?
The teacher taught him to learn English, and he said what kind of bird language this is, it is better to learn how to call a tiger.
Later, the school notified me to take him back, and even refunded the tuition fee. "
I stroked Hanhan's head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "It's okay, son, let's learn other things if you don't study these six subjects. You will definitely find out where your interests and hobbies lie."
Yueniang said again: "Second brother called my parents about your affairs, so let's take my uncle and aunt over there now, it's a formal meeting between the parents of both parties."
Lao Dai has already opened the car door for us, and while helping to put the luggage up, he said: "Mom and Dad cooked a lot of dishes together, just waiting for us to go back!"
I sat next to Erlang, holding his hand tightly, still feeling a little uneasy.
Erlang said, "Why are you nervous? I told my dad on the phone, and he also blessed us."
I smiled, and said to myself, I'm not worried about your father, I'm worried about your mother, not to mention how deep her grudge against me is, with my mother's sensibility and rhythm, can the two of them get along?
As soon as we got home, the door opened, and the old mother-in-law, who was wearing a big red sweater, looked at her son first and smiled: "Is the second child back?"
Glancing at me, the old man raised her hand. I thought she was going to beat me, so I subconsciously hid in Erlang's arms.
The air became hot, as if we would melt into each other's palms if we didn't pay attention.
Erlang's eyes became extraordinarily bright because of excitement,? They were a pair of tiger-like eyes, so black that they turned blue,? His eyes were scorching hot as his hands fell on my skin.
I pushed him down on the bed,? covered his face with a pillow,? took out my tie and tied him to the bedrail.
He protested: "What are you trying to do, you pervert?"
I said, "What not to do? Eat you bite by bite."
So I really started to eat,? This guy's body was stretched straight, and he tightly grasped the head of the bed with his hands.
At the moment he was satisfied, I also got high, and the two of us fell together,? covered in a mess,? but no one wanted to move, and neither went to wash.
He held me in his arms and whispered, "900 years... right? Qing,? 900 years."
I said, "Yeah,? 900 years,? We're going to be together for another 900 years, right?"
His wet forehead was stuck between my eyebrows: "Yes,? 900 years, many 900 years."
Suddenly there was a strange sound from the next door, and the two of us unconsciously pricked up our ears to listen carefully, and then our expressions became weird at the same time.
I said, "No way? My dad and my mom are going to fight all night..."
Erlang blushed, and raised his hand to cover my ears: "Don't listen."
Even though he covered it with his hand, the creaking sound from the next door kept reaching my ears, accompanied by my father's unnatural groans.
After all, I was a little worried, so I posted it on the wall and asked in a low voice, "Dad, Mom, are you two okay?"
My mother tried to keep her tone as normal as possible: "Little brat, I'm busy with you, don't think it's just the two of you."
Hey, this is a big deal, I know you and my dad will, otherwise where did I come from?
The frequency of creaking and creaking became faster and faster, and my dad's voice became more and more strange, and I was worried: "Mom, I was not good at that afternoon, so don't be angry. My dad is really old , I can't stand your challenge!"
My dad gasped and protested: "Who said that? Little bastard, who said that! Your dad and I are fine, even if I'm not as good as the second child, I can still... Ah! I'll go!"
Accompanied by my dad's scream, it seemed that something fell off the bed.
My mother yelled: "Come here, little bastard, your dad is twisted!"
……
The ambulance in Ireland was probably pulled by donkeys. After calling for more than half an hour, no one came. Erlang immediately put my father on his back and went straight to the hospital.
The nurse on duty said that the old man had a sprained lumbar muscle, and his leg bones were also misaligned. He probably fell off the bed at that time. Erlang took care of my father and ran back and forth to watch the doctor take pictures.
My mother was sitting on a chair in the corridor wiping away her tears, and I was by her side, always feeling that there should be something to say, but after looking at her several times in a row, I still felt unable to speak.
My mother cleared her throat and said, "Little bastard, take off your down jacket, I have cold knees."
I quickly took off the down jacket, put it on the mother's knees and hugged it with both hands, raised my face and asked, "Mom, is it still cold? How about you put your feet in my arms to keep you warm?"
My mother gave me a blank look: "Stop being hypocritical, hum!"
I was a little speechless, and after a while I whispered: "Mom, even if you are disappointed in me, you don't have to rush to have a second child, right? Look at my dad's injury this time, I'm afraid his old waist will have to be raised for a while ."
My mother pinched me with her fingernails: "Am I in a hurry? It's your dad! He hasn't stopped listening to the movement in your room for the past two days, just to prove to you that he is not old!"
I bowed my head, dumbfounded.
My mother suddenly cried again, she said: "Qing, mom loves you, mom really loves you so much, that's why she asks so much of you.
I have always thought that my son is the best son in the world!He deserves the best life!
He should have a high income, a high status, a virtuous and beautiful wife who loves him and gives birth to a bunch of lovely children for him!In this way, he can have the most perfect life in the world.
Mom thinks so!Mom is right! "
Guilt, heartache!
I grabbed my mother's shoulders: "Mom, I'm sorry, it's my fault. I was too selfish. I only saw love in my eyes and didn't fully consider your feelings. Mom, I'm sorry, can you forgive me?"
My mother hugged my waist and wailed loudly: "You shouldn't say sorry, it's my mother who said sorry!
If you hadn't said those words tonight, I wouldn't have known that my son was suffering so much.
You shaved your hair after waking up, and lied to us that you got lice for fear that it would not be cured.Mom really believed it!
Mom really never thought that you would be so desperate because you couldn't wait for the one you love!Mom almost forced her child to become a monk. Mom is so sorry for you! "
I tried my best to hold back, but the tears still couldn't help streaming down my face.
I wiped the tears from my mother's face: "Comrade Ouyang Jinhua, please stop being sensational, I can't stand your son anymore.
You are the woman I love the most in my life, you are not beautiful if you cry too much. "
My mother smiled and pinched me again: "You brat, you can coax your mother again."
The hospital is a public one, with insufficient manpower and poor conditions. Fortunately, my dad was not seriously injured. After finishing his leg bone, he put on a waist support and decided to leave the hospital.
Erlang carried my father on his back, and I supported my mother to walk back.
Suddenly a light snow fell in the dark blue sky, my dad put one arm around Erlang's neck, and kept the snowflakes with the other hand, shouting like a child: "Look, my son, it's still snowing in Ireland."
Erlang laughed, and my dad patted him on the shoulder again: "Second brother, hurry up, I want to see the woods ahead, the falling snow is just like the one on TV!"
Erlang obediently ran over with his back on his back, and my dad smiled like a child on his back.
My mother yelled again: "Old man, I'm already tired enough to protect the country and carry you on my back, and you still let him run away? Do you have the ability to come down and run by yourself?"
I supported my mother and said: "It's okay, mother, Erlang is strong, and he carries three of my father's back, and he still walks like flying."
My mother snorted coldly: "I know he has a good physique, otherwise you wouldn't...
Oh, what do you think this is?The pig I have been raising for 30 years originally wanted him to go to someone else's Chinese cabbage, but in a blink of an eye he was given a go!
I said that you should be more careful, and be reserved when you should be reserved, but you can't let others do whatever they want. "
I said, "Mom, don't worry, I understand this."
My mother thought for a while and said: "Wait, Mom has something for you... Mom has inquired about it. Irish men and men can also register for marriage. You can take the sixpence and give the certificate to Baoguo tomorrow." Got it, the longer you delay, the more you will suffer."
Holding the hot sixpence, my eyes were hot again: "Mom..."
My mother interrupted me: "I have to get the 100-year one! My mother won't agree to it if you spend a penny more! It costs less money and has a long validity period. Where can I find such a suitable thing?"
I held the handful of coins and held my mother in my arms.
I said, "Mom, thank you, really, really thank you!"
When I came back from Ireland a month later, Erlang and I were legally married.
My dad's legs are clearly healed, but he deliberately asked Erlang to carry him on his back when he boarded the plane.
My mother couldn't stand it any longer, she nodded his head and said, "Damn old man, isn't this our own child? Are you using him as an emissary?"
My dad smiled sinisterly: "I know he has a good waist, so I train him on purpose!"
My mother pinched him, and then said to Erlang: "Baoguo, don't pay attention to your father, he just knows that you will spoil him, and deliberately show your face."
Erlang smiled honestly: "Mom, it's okay, I have plenty of strength, and I can get used to my dad."
My dad sighed happily: "Hua'er, look at you. Before, I was worried that the son I had raised for 30 years would lose money. In a blink of an eye, one son turned into two. We old couple have made a lot of money!"
I held Erlang's hand and looked back at my dad: "It's not just earning back a son, but also a grandson, we'll meet soon, you two, don't get too excited!"
Yueniang and Laodai came to pick up the plane with Xiaotie.
My mother and my father saw Xiao Tie in a suit and holding flowers so beautiful that he couldn't even close his mouth. He hugged him in his arms and kissed him.
My mother said: "My grandson has big eyes, just like his daddy."
My dad said: "My grandson is as tall as his dad."
My mother said: "My grandson is smart at first glance, just like his daddy."
My dad said: "My grandson looks strong at first sight, just like his dad."
I stroked Hanhan's head and asked, "Son, how is your homework going these days? Have you learned all six homework?"
Hanhan looked up at me: "I didn't learn, the teacher won't let me go again, my aunt and grandparents have been taking care of me these few days."
Xiaoyue pulled me aside and said: "Qing, don't be angry if I tell you something, Xiaotie is really not a material for reading, and none of the one-on-one tutors you signed up for him can teach him.
The teacher said that the earth is round, but he insisted that the earth is square. The teacher said that one plus one equals two, and he asked if one plus one equals four lines?
The teacher taught him to learn English, and he said what kind of bird language this is, it is better to learn how to call a tiger.
Later, the school notified me to take him back, and even refunded the tuition fee. "
I stroked Hanhan's head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "It's okay, son, let's learn other things if you don't study these six subjects. You will definitely find out where your interests and hobbies lie."
Yueniang said again: "Second brother called my parents about your affairs, so let's take my uncle and aunt over there now, it's a formal meeting between the parents of both parties."
Lao Dai has already opened the car door for us, and while helping to put the luggage up, he said: "Mom and Dad cooked a lot of dishes together, just waiting for us to go back!"
I sat next to Erlang, holding his hand tightly, still feeling a little uneasy.
Erlang said, "Why are you nervous? I told my dad on the phone, and he also blessed us."
I smiled, and said to myself, I'm not worried about your father, I'm worried about your mother, not to mention how deep her grudge against me is, with my mother's sensibility and rhythm, can the two of them get along?
As soon as we got home, the door opened, and the old mother-in-law, who was wearing a big red sweater, looked at her son first and smiled: "Is the second child back?"
Glancing at me, the old man raised her hand. I thought she was going to beat me, so I subconsciously hid in Erlang's arms.
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