Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

I was so angry that I rolled my eyes: "This is a mask,? Did you really not understand or did it on purpose?"

He looked at my hands and feet wrapped in protective film, and pouted again.

I really want to make him pissed to death, I don't have any mood at the moment.

Angrily, he turned around and went into the bathroom. He took off the foot mask and threw it in the trash can, then washed his face under the tap.

Wait until the washing is finished before coming out,? The guy is leaning on the head of the bed, flipping back and forth with a car magazine.

I got on the bed and sat under the quilt, hugging my shoulders and sulking, this guy just flicked through magazines, and didn't even look at me.

I poked him: "The jug is over there, pour me a glass of water."

He hummed, raised his hand to pour me a glass of water and handed it over, his eyes still fixed on the magazine.

I drank the water in one go,? Passed the cup over again,? He took it with his hand and put it back to the original place, still didn't lift his eyelids.

I said: "The magazine is very good-looking, isn't it?"

He said, "It's okay."

I said, "Can't you sleep?"

He said, "Huh,? The bed is a bit soft."

I said, "What's written in this magazine? Tell me about it."

He said, "Car."

I:"……"

What is Straight Man of Steel?Even after 900 years, he is still as straight as a telephone pole.

I took the tablet out from under the pillow, and tapped it back and forth with my finger.

He put down the magazine and poked his head over: "The latest Apple tablet? It's pretty fast, right?"

I nodded my head and didn't look up: "That's it, you can continue to read magazines,? Leave me alone, I will find a movie to watch myself."

He closed the magazine and moved it closer: "What movie do you want to watch?"

"It's very exciting, it's not suitable for you to watch."

He leaned closer to me again: "Exciting? It can't be...that kind of film?"

"What kind of film?"

"It's that kind of thing, a man and a woman... Tsk,? How can you not understand this when you are so grown-up? Why are you pretending?"

I said: "I don't pretend to be a man and a woman in this tablet, but I pretend to be two men.

They chase each other, crush each other, and destroy each other's bodies. No matter how many times their relationship breaks up, they still love each other in the end.

Anyway, it's not suitable for you to read, so you should continue to read magazines. "

He disdained: "Cut! Isn't it just a piece of glass? What's the big deal? Open it and have a look."

I said, "This is much more exciting than a piece of glass. Let me read it alone. You can continue reading and leave me alone."

He touched the corner of his mouth: "Could it be GV? Are you still watching this?"

I raised my eyebrows: "Yo, even your old man understands GV?"

He sneered: "Tch, brother Wu, what scene have I never seen before? When you are a little GV, you scare me? Just let you go."

I gave a thumbs up: "It really is a man, then you sit still, I will let it go!"

"put!"

After a period of exciting music.

A line of large characters appeared on the tablet - "Tom and Jerry", produced by Disney.

"puff!"

This guy almost fell under the bed with his head.

"Is this also called GV?"

"Isn't this just the story of two men chasing, crushing and destroying each other's bodies? What's wrong with me?

By the way, what is GV?Brother Wu, please give me some popular science? "

"Hey, you boy!" He came over and grabbed my neck.

I smiled and fought back: "What's the matter? Are you disappointed to see this? Then let's not watch this, I have something more exciting here.

Steel pipe, tiger skin, stockings, bondage, wild, man and beast, do you see that kind? "

He leaned on me and said, "I don't know when you are Brother Wu? Isn't that Journey to the West? Monkey King holds a steel pipe, wears stockings, and is tied to the Bull Demon King to fight in the wild!"

I laughed and struggled back and forth: "You even know this? Looks like a fellow! I guess the Bull Demon King is Sun Wukong's true love, and Sun Wukong's inner loss is all because of him."

"Fuck! Sun Wukong is in love with the Bull Demon King? Then Wu Song still loves Ximen Qing!"

Heart suddenly suffocated.

I said, "What did you say? Say it again."

He chuckled: "I said Wu Song loves Ximen Qing! Does this sound more nonsense than your Sun Wukong's love for the Bull Demon King? Funny, right? Hahaha."

I shook my head: "It's not funny, it's true."

He rubbed his nose with some embarrassment, got off me, took a few sips of water from the cup.

"Tch, do you believe in this? Why are you more stupid than me?"

I sat up straight and looked at him.

He looked down at the water glass: "Actually, this is a dream I had when I was young. I dreamed that Wu Song and Ximen Qing were very nice, riding the same horse on the prairie, with a tiger beside them.

I couldn't see their faces clearly in the dream, but I knew it was the two of them.

I remember that dream very clearly. When I woke up, I told my mother that my mother still scolded me that I was not good at thinking.

Well, let me say, have you ever had that kind of dream, it's just...uh..."

I hugged him and pressed him on the bed and kissed him to death.

This guy subconsciously wanted to push me away, but the moment his fingers touched me, he hugged me back tightly and kissed me back with even greater strength.

The air suddenly burned, and the two hugged each other and fell on the bed and kissed passionately. They didn't let each other go until they were almost suffocating.

The two breathed heavily, looking into each other's eyes.

He said, "Who the hell are you? Why am I so confused when I see you?"

I stroked the bridge of his nose with my index finger, and my eyes lingered greedily on his face: "? I am Ximen Qing, the man who has been waiting for you for 900 years!"

He took the back of my hand and kissed it hard, then turned off the light with his backhand.

The nightgown on his body was ripped off by him, and the guy flung the clothes and pressed over.

The [-]-meter bed trapped two people's bodies, their hot skin touched each other, and the memory belonging to their bodies was instantly revived.

I said, "There is something under the bed, you put it on first."

This guy tore out the box, pulled out a cover, and armed the little brother in a hurry.