Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

I rubbed left and right to remove the stuff in my mouth, and asked the guard next to the car: "My brother, I want to ask you something, are the toilets in the palace clean?"

The guard didn't seem to hear me,? He still stood like a wooden stake.

I asked again: "Little brother, if I run away suddenly, will you be in trouble?"

The man still didn't move,? I can almost believe that he is a wooden stake.

I hoarsely shouted at Song Xiaobao in front of me: "Xiaobao, Xiaobao,? Wake up,? Cry and let me hear you."

Song Xiaobao opened his eyes in a daze and looked at me: "Crying? Why am I crying?"

I glanced at my arms,? This guy understood immediately, opened his mouth and cried?: "Ah, my mother! I am wronged, I don't know Song Jiang,? You let me out quickly!"

A few wooden stakes next to him suddenly moved,? He stabbed Song Xiaobao with the stick in his hand.

I took the opportunity to press on the compass in my arms, and only heard a "Kucha" --- when I opened my eyes again, I really appeared in a closed and narrow space.

Fortunately, there is no peculiar smell here,? It seems that the toilets in the palace are cleaned every day, and they are quite clean.Fortunately, Lao Tzu was clever, and before Song Jiang and Wu used them to enter the door, he threw the remote control of the space-time shuttle between his feet and hid it in his arms.

Although this place is not very particular,? But it seems that the possibility of getting out of here is a little bit higher.

Just as he was about to crawl out of the toilet, he suddenly heard a voice from outside the door: "Hey, I didn't expect Master Yang to capture the three leaders of Liangshan in one fell swoop, and His Majesty will remember him for his great service!

I said Gao Ya Nei,? The last time your father went to Liangshan to avenge your uncle himself, didn't he be punished by Song Jiang?This time Song Jiang was taken by Mr. Yang again, your father is quite a slap in the face, right? "

Gao Yanei was so angry that he replied, "What are you proud of, Cai Laosan? Did my father suffer from Liangshan? When your Cai Jiu was in Jiangzhou, he took Song Jiang, so he just ran away." , isn't this even more embarrassing?"

Another voice said: "Your uncle also ordered Liangshan people to be killed. Who is more shameful?"

Gao Yanei shouted angrily: "Lao Qi Cai, everyone in our family has suffered from the people of Liangshan, who is more shameful than the other? You are making jokes at fifty paces, and you are shameless?"

Cai Laosan and Cai Laoqi replied: "We have suffered a lot, but we are not stupid! It is not like some people, whose uncle ordered the people of Liangshan to be killed, and they call themselves brothers and sisters!"

Gao Yanei was short of breath immediately: "Who, who is calling Liangshan people brothers and sisters, please stop talking nonsense."

"Ha, what if we don't know? One of the people captured today is Ximen Qing. We have inquired about it. It is the one you called Brother Qing at the beginning. He also has a name of Chai Lei. He killed your uncle! You still call him Brother Qing one after another, aren't you a fool?"

Gao Yanei was so angry that he spoke incoherently: "You, you, you..."

The three of them came to the front of the toilet while they were talking. Cai Laoqi unbuttoned his pants, pouted his big white buttocks, and was about to sit on my face. Lay down: "What the hell, dare to move forward and try!"

Cai Laoqi was so frightened that he screamed "Ah" and hit his head on the ground.Cai Laosan and Gao Yanei were also shocked.

I jumped out of the barrel and shook my hand, and the [-]-pound iron chain directly knocked the two Cai Baos unconscious.

I raised my eyebrows: "Xiao Gao, what are you doing in a daze? Come here quickly!"

Gao Yanei trembled in fright: "Xi, Ximen Qing, aren't you imprisoned in the prison van? Why did you run out in the blink of an eye?"

"That thing can hold me down? Who am I when you are brother Qing?

I said don't make a sound.As long as someone comes over, I will immediately say that you let me go.

According to the friendship between the two of us in the past, I will immediately let you share the same sin with me. "

Gao Yanei covered his face in fright and twitched softly.

I raised my hand to remove the hairpin from his head, and poked at the keyhole in my hand.When Shi Qian taught me this skill before, I didn't like to learn it, but now I realize that it is beneficial to have more skills.

He untied the iron chain on his handle three times and threw it on the ground, stuffed Cai Laosan into the toilet and closed the lid.

Then he took off his clothes and changed them with Cai Laoqi's, and locked him with an iron chain.

"Let's go, Xiao Gao, protect your brother Qing and go out!"

Gao Yanei's voice slipped: "Qing...Ximen Qing, what are you doing? You want to escape? I dare not help you!"

I patted him on the head: "Fool, are you helping me? You are helping yourself!"

Cai Laosan and Cai Laoqi both know that the two of us are on good terms.

After a while, as long as you convict me in front of His Majesty, why don't you and your father immediately put shit on you and your father based on the dog's virtues of these two?

That old bastard Cai Jing didn't take the opportunity to punish your father?

If one fails, your father will be dismissed from office, and if you are unlucky, all the families will be executed, and even you will not be able to avoid it.

As long as I escape now and stuff Cai Laoqi into the prison van, what will happen? "

Gao Yanei's eyes lit up: "Your Majesty will think that Cai Laoqi is the leader of Liangshan's bandits! It is he, Cai Jing, who colluded with Liangshan! Your Majesty will copy and kill their whole family!"

The brain circuit of the idiot is really amazing!

I gave a thumbs up: "Smart! Why don't you help me quickly?"

I put Cai Laoqi's hat on his eyebrows to cover his face, and Gao Yanei put Cai Laoqi's hair down to cover his face, and then shook dozens of ear melon seeds left and right on his face to cover his face. They were beaten so hard that no one could recognize them.

Then the two of us helped Cai Laoqi up, one left and one right, and walked out the door.

Gao Yanei yelled as he walked: "How do those guards do things? They told this Liangshan leader to run away. If we didn't find out in time, what a big deal it would be."

Those guards were besieging and beating Song Xiaobao at the moment, when they heard the movement and looked back, they found that the prison van was empty, so they quickly turned around and apologized to Gao Yanei.

Gao Yanei and I threw Cai Qi into their hands, clapped our hands and said: "Be careful in the future, if you tell this person to run away again, you will all be sentenced to death!"

As soon as the words were finished, the two of them turned around and walked back swaggeringly, passing by Song Xiaobao's prison car, I threw the compass into his arms.

After passing through several flower corridors, seeing that the palace is still vast and endless, Gao Yanei followed me and asked: "Brother, do you know the way to the palace?

I said, "I don't know, you always know, right?"

Gao Yanei said: "I don't know each other either. When we came in, we were all taken in by sedan chairs. When we got off the sedan chair, we were led by eunuchs. I can't remember the way."

I frowned and looked at him: "You don't know the way, so why are you following me?"

Gao Yanei was stunned: "Yeah, what am I doing with you? You said I'm used to it, and I want to follow you when I see you.

I said brother, are you really the bandit leader of Liangshan?The kind of bad guy who kills without batting an eye, beast?The kind that kills someone and cuts his heart out to make hangover soup? "

Looking at his mentally deficient face, I suddenly couldn't bear it, so I raised my hand and patted him on the shoulder: "Brother is not a bandit, and I am not a bad man or beast. You see, I have known you for so long, and I have never harmed you." pass you?"

Gao Yanei's eyes were a little wet: "Brother, I know you treat me well, there are so many people in this world, but you really treat me as a friend.

It was you who made me meet Li Shishi, the most beautiful woman in the world, and it was you who protected my face in front of those two brothers surnamed Cai, and taught them a lesson for me.

But... But if you are really the bandit leader of Liangshan, we will never be able to fight each other in the future.Thinking of this, I can't bear to part with you..."

"Okay, Xiao Gao, go back, don't follow me anymore, I will find a way out by myself!"

"Um."

Gao Yanei nodded, turned around and left, but couldn't stop turning around every step of the way.

This child is not bad in nature, but there is a problem with his family education, which made him grow up to be a fool.

I put my hat on in front of the mirror in the hallway, and hung Cai Laoqi's badge on my waist, walked forward swaggeringly, and met a little eunuch who easily asked me the route out of the palace.

As soon as he walked out of this long corridor, he could see the palace gate, and suddenly a person walked by from the opposite side.

I dodged to the right subconsciously, and the man stepped to the right, blocking me.

I hid to the left, but he moved his steps and blocked me again.

Immediately turned around to go back, the man put his hand on my shoulder: "Where are you going?"

I turned around and smiled: "My father-in-law, I want to go to the toilet."

The man glanced at my waist tag, and his bald eyebrows moved slightly: "Young Master Cai Qi? I haven't seen you for a while, you seem to have changed a lot?"

I laughed: "Elder-in-law has good eyesight. A while ago, I went to Dongying to get my face done when I had nothing to do. Look, I am much more handsome now than before!"

While speaking, he slammed into his side, the guy shrank back, bent into an unbelievable shape, and at the same time exerted force on his hands, I immediately fell to the ground with a scream, my joints hurt so much As if to be demolished.

The man bared his fangs and sneered sharply: "Chai Lei? Ximen Qing? Cai Qi? How many identities do you have?"

I broke out in cold sweat from the pain: "Who are these people you mentioned? Why haven't I heard a single name?"

The man laughed loudly, gently picked me up with his claw-like hands, grabbed me and left.

In a blink of an eye, I was carried back to the imperial garden by this person. All the civil and military officials had already arrived, only the top seat was still vacant.

When Gao Yanei traveled all the way and saw Tong Guan approaching me, he immediately shrank his head, turned around and ran away.

The four prison cars were pushed to the middle, and everyone gathered around the four people to comment.

Song Jiang, Wu Yong and Cai Qi were still in a coma, but Song Xiaobao... this talent fell asleep again!

I whispered: "Master Tong, can you loosen your hand a little bit? It hurts my shoulder from scratching."

The man raised his eyebrows: "Hey, you actually know me?"

"Aside from you, Mr. Tong Guantong, which father-in-law has such good martial arts? I said, you have also tried it. I am definitely not your opponent with this ability. I will escape if you loosen your grip a little bit." No, otherwise you would be so tired.

The man snorted coldly, and exerted another force on his hand: "Slick tongue!"

I fell to the ground in pain and broke out in cold sweat, but my mouth still refused to be idle: "I said Eunuch Tong, it is the first time I have entered the palace when I grow up, so it turns out that this place is so big, and the buildings here are so majestic!

Hey, is that eaves beast on the roof?Is this something important? "

Tong Guan ignored me, and suddenly heard a eunuch shouting in a high-pitched voice: "Your Majesty is here!"