Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

I saw Li Gu, Lu Junyi's housekeeper, with a bright and eye-catching hat. He asked someone to take down the old plaque and throw it on the ground.

Lu Junyi's wife, Mrs. Liu, stood in front of the shop in full dress, and greeted the guests happily with Li Gu.Xu who came and went was Lu Junyi's former business friends, and they all bowed their hands to the two men and women in every possible way.

But Li Gu said in a loud voice: "The original owner of this shop was unrighteous. He tried to rebel. His corpse has already been left in the wild at this time. It can be seen that the Skynet has been fully restored. From now on, this shop will bring all his Lu family's possessions with him." The property has been merged with me, Mr. Li,? In the future, I need everyone to take care of me in this business!"

Businessmen are used to meeting people who follow the wind, and immediately flatter and talk non-stop.It made the couple shake their heads and tails, as if they were not satisfied enough.

At this moment, Lu Junyi had painted most of his face with a purple birthmark, was dressed in rough clothes, was dressed as a peddler, and tried not to look out the window, but was so angry that his shoulders were shaking.

Half of Yan Qing's face was covered with a plaster to cover that handsome face. At this time, he clenched his fists with anger, and said in a hoarse voice, "How dare this couple steal the master's property by force, so boldly? Wait for me to kill both of them with a knife to avenge my master!"

Erlang pressed his shoulder: "Xiao Yi, the wicked will have their own evil, and there will be retribution for this dog and man."

Lu Junyi had already gritted his teeth and took a few mouthfuls of wine, choking until he beat his chest.

My brother was a little uncomfortable and said: "Little brother,? You too, why choose here for dinner? Why do you want to make Lu Yuanwai more leisurely?"

Erlang said: "Brother Chai, don't blame my Qinger, he has his own reasons."

My brother frowned and smiled: "Erlang, you are the only one who will spoil him."

When the voice fell, I heard the noise outside, and a group of yamen servants rushed to the door of Li's silk shop, and arrested Li Gu when they went up.

Mrs. Liu stepped forward to block it: "Big brothers, what happened to my man Fan? You want to arrest him?"

Li Gu also said: "Brothers, the shop has just changed hands today, can you please go in and have a cup of fragrant tea? Have some snacks?"

The yamen servant in charge sneered: "You two don't act for us, just now someone came to the government to report, saying that your silk and satin village is secretly hiding forbidden items, and you two intend to plot rebellion!"

Li Gu said with a smile on his face: "A few big brothers made a mistake? It is Lu Junyi, the original owner of this Zhuangzi, who intends to rebel. Hasn't he escaped now? How can I do stupid things with him?"

Mrs. Liu also said: "Brothers, Lu Junyi's plot to rebel has nothing to do with us. You must have made a mistake."

Those people didn't listen to what they said, they captured Li Gu and Mrs. Liu and put them on the ground, and went to the silk and satin village to search.

After a while, several people came out holding a purple python robe, pointed at their faces and cursed: "Here is the physical evidence, how dare you two deny it? This robe is embroidered with a five-clawed golden python. How dare you hide this kind of thing in your village, and you still say you want to rebel?

Come on, put this pair of dogs and men into a prison car for me, show it to the public in the street, and seal up all the shops and property owned by the two of them, and take it back to the government! "

The man and woman yelled for injustice, they had already been beaten with sticks by the yamen servants in the street, their heads were bloody, and they were stuffed into the prison car with their mouths gagged.

The plot suddenly reversed to this, and everyone present couldn't recover.

Lu Junyi looked at Yan Qing, and Yan Qing also looked at him in confusion.

My brother squinted his eyes: "Why do I look so familiar with the boa robe that the yamen guards found? But Erlang once wore it?"

Erlang smiled: "It's exactly the one I was wearing. I was shopping with Qing'er just now and saw this family changing the plaque, so I guessed that it was the shop outside Yuan Lu. Qing'er came up with an idea to wear the one I used to wear. Put the clothes in, and then went to report to the officer together.

Just now Qing'er specially invited us here for dinner, just to ask Yuanwai and Xiaoyi to witness with their own eyes the fate of this couple. "

Lu Junyi and Yan Qing suddenly realized, and immediately stood up and bowed their heads: "Thank you, sir, for your righteousness, to avenge this vengeance for the two of us."

I quickly stopped them: "There are so many people here, the two of you must not dare to perform such a great gift."

Erlang helped the two of them up himself: "Now that you two know, my Qing'er has always had a clear sense of grievances and grievances. She will never harm a good person or let a bad person go. With him in charge of Liangshan, the two will definitely not be let go." I will be wronged again."

Lu Junyi repeatedly nodded in agreement.

Yan Qing said: "Master, as I said before, although the high official is cynical on the surface, in fact he is a well-deserved leader of Liangshan, and the brothers below him also obey him. When the two of us arrive at Liangshan, we must replace him. Level this bowl of water, and you must not watch others go wrong behind their backs."

Lu Junyi said: "If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't know the methods of the high officials. For the previous incident, if you forget the high officials' forgiveness, I, Lu Junyi, really don't know the depth."

My brother said from the side: "Qing'er, after dinner, I will take Yuanwai and Yanqing back to Liangshan first. You and Erlang can play outside for a few more days."

Womei: "Brother, we came out together when we came out, and we will go back together when we go back."

My elder brother shook his head and said, "Qing'er, if I hadn't had a deep talk with Lu Yuanwai and Xiao Yi today, I would not have known that you had suffered so many grievances in Liangshan in the past. Take this opportunity, you and Erlang have a good time." , take a rest. Brother Liangshan is watching for you, and I will definitely not let some people make any more changes."

I looked back at Erlang, Erlang cupped his hands and said, "If that's the case, it's hard work for Brother Chai."

After the meal, everyone said goodbye.

My brother took the two of them to the east and went back to Liangshan.

Erlang and I headed west all the way, wanting to visit the most prosperous place in Song Dynasty.

During Huizong's reign, the economy and culture of the entire Song Dynasty reached the most prosperous period.

The population of Kaifeng Prefecture in Tokyo alone has exceeded 100 million.

You must know that the population of the largest city in Russia at this time is only tens of thousands.

Until the end of the 500th century, 16 years later, London, England had a population of just over 4, which was quite impressive for them.A group of intellectuals created a so-called "Renaissance", which is enough for the grandchildren of later generations to brag about it for hundreds of years.

But on the other hand, at this time we are in the Song Dynasty, the city is large in scale, and the cultural level of the citizens is high.

The architecture is in the "simple and luxurious" style, not too gorgeous and magnificent, but no matter from which angle you look at it, you can't find faults. If you get close to it, you will find that every place has culture, even a piece of green The patterns on the bricks can be said to be exquisite.

Literati talk about calligraphy and painting, while businessmen talk about learning.

The words written by any scholar are enough to be worshiped by later generations for hundreds of years.

Even for an ordinary citizen in Tokyo, if you chat with someone, the small words in his mouth are also a set, and he is the only one who makes a drinking order: "Wulingchun", "Manjianghong", "Bu Suanzi", " Ugly Slave" these word brand names.

Wu Er and I were both illiterate, so we were so busy eating, drinking, having fun and watching the fun, that Tian'er didn't dare to have a deep chat with others.

After passing Xijing Luoyang, it is Tokyo Kaifeng.

It's not the first time Erlang and I have come here, but this time we are in a very good mood, because there is a lot of money in our pockets and people are free.

People are happy when they have money and leisure.

I found an upscale inn to stay in, and after taking a shower, I had a fight with Erlang.

Not for anything else, just because of this bastard who insisted on letting me wear the water-red apron he picked for me.

Is this stuff worn by men?If I wear this, I will not be able to tell whether I am a male or a female.

It's just that the guy is so stubborn, he insisted that he spent money to buy this thing so it shouldn't be wasted, and he must let me wear it and have a look.

I ran around the room with my butt naked, and I said, "Wu Er, don't bully others. When you bought it, I said I wouldn't wear it. Now you have to force me to wear it? This thing is not as good as it is. The mask is big, what can it block?"

Wu Er held the thing and looked around: "It's a bit small, but isn't your chest flat? It can't support the top, and the bottom can block the navel."

I jumped on the table and stared at him: "Is there something useful to cover the belly button? My dick is still upside down, so that thing can't catch cold."

This guy with a hippie smile came to catch me: "Qing'er, good boy, why don't you put it on and let your husband take a look at it, just take a look, okay?"

I jumped off the table and ran, but he caught me from behind and put that thing on me.

I couldn't beat him even if I struggled left and right, so I closed my eyes and let him wrap me up in the apron with big peonies embroidered on his belly, hugged me on his lap with a smile, and stared at me looking left and right .

"My Qing'er is beautiful, she looks good in anything she wears." He took my hands off her face again, "Come on, Qing'er, listen to your voice. Oh, what are you sorry for? Are you still shy in the boudoir? "

I glared at him: "Wu Er, you will tease me!"

He embraced and kissed my face: "No teasing, Erlang really thinks that Qing'er is pretty, stand up and walk around? Ask my husband to take a closer look."

I angrily ignored him.

He cheekily bit my ear again: "Qing'er, be good, don't be angry, Erlang really thinks you are very beautiful, if you don't believe me, take a picture of yourself, it's so pretty."

This guy was talking, and he just hugged me to the front of the mirror.

A monster came out of the mirror, with black hair hanging down to his waist, and wearing a water-red apron, his eyes were so angry that he was still hugging me and nodded: "Qing'er is beautiful, Qing'er is so beautiful, Qing'er Er is the most beautiful, if Qing Er is a woman, dare to call her the most beautiful woman in the world."

I raised my hand to grab his ear: "Pervert, you, the most beautiful woman in the world is wearing a red bellyband to show off her dick?"

This guy stretched out his hand to help me cover it: "This way it won't be exposed."

I hit him with a backhand, and the two laughed and rolled into a ball on the bed.

This person leaned on me, hugged me and acted like a baby: "My Qinger is so beautiful, I, Wu Er, is really blessed."

I grabbed his ear and laughed angrily. I gradually felt that this man's breath was slowly sinking. I patted him: "Erlang, what's wrong with you?"

His voice was slightly choked: "No...nothing?"