Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

His name is Yan Qing!His identity is a servant!His owner is Lu Junyi.

Lu Junyi is also very handsome. People in the Jianghu are called Yu Qilin, who is eight feet long and has a stick that is unparalleled in the world. People in the Jianghu are called "Hebei's Three Wonders", and he is known as the best in martial arts in the world.

But his number one depends on who he is fighting against. I once suspected that he would be evenly matched against our Erlang, but later found out that I overestimated him.

Seeing Wu Yong and Song Jiang bowing forward and back to invite Lu Junyi up the mountain, I vaguely feel that this is a bit strange.

In the evening, there was another banquet in the Juyi Hall, which was said to be specially for Lu Yuanwai's visit, and all the heroes were there.

As soon as the two sides met each other, it turned out that Lu Junyi and Lin Chong were still brothers, but judging by the expressions on their greetings, they should have a normal relationship.

Lin Chong told me in private that he, the senior brother, seems to understand on the surface, but he is a bit confused on the inside. Many things can be seen by outsiders, but he himself does not understand.

I asked, "Brother, where did you start talking about this?"

Lin Chong patted me on the shoulder: "Brother,? You are a sensible person. I can rest assured that you handle things."

This is a bit of a nonsense, but I know Lin Chong's temperament, he seeks to be prudent in everything, he only says half of what should be said, and he doesn't say a single word that should not be said.

So, I didn't ask any more questions and continued to drink with him.

Song Jiang and Wu Yong drank and chatted with Lu Yuanwai for a while, and then dragged him to introduce to everyone, specially introducing Erlang solemnly.

My family's Erlang is an honest person, he only thinks that Lu Junyi is a hero, and the conversation with him is very speculative, and it is full of enthusiasm in a blink of an eye.

I couldn't sit still after a few glasses of wine, pleaded guilty and came out to solve the problem.

When I got to the back of a big tree, I was working on it, and suddenly I heard a few people talking in front of me.

Someone asked: "Everyone has been to Liangshan for a long time, what kind of character is our big leader?"

The person who spoke was Yan Qing.

Sitting opposite him were Huang Xin, Wang Ying, Shi Qian, and Bai Sheng.

A few people drank around a few dishes.

Huang Xin opened his mouth and said: "You mean my family is a high-ranking official? I only have one sentence, he is a bastard... bastard!"

I frowned so angry that I almost peed on my shoes.

Yan Qing frowned: "Why do you guys say that about the big boss?"

Several other people laughed together, Bai Sheng said: "Brother Huang Xin is right, the official is indeed a bastard!

Not only is he a jerk, he's also stingy, but if the brothers are tight and want to pay some money from the public account, he will charge interest, which is worse than those who put money outside! "

Wang Ying also nodded: "Yes, Ximen Qing is not only a bastard, he is also a rascal! Before I waited, I was a wild bandit, so he is the number one scoundrel in the world, right? He is the only scoundrel in the world!"

Hearing what a few of them said, Shi Qian quit, stood up and slapped them one by one: "Why are you talking about my brother like that behind your back? Be careful, I'll beat you!"

Yan Qing asked: "This little brother seems to be very familiar with the big boss? Do you think what they said is wrong?"

Shi Qian didn't blink: "They're all right, my brother is a bastard, a scoundrel, and a stingy guy, I just don't want to hear what they say—even though I think so myself."

Hey, what the hell.

I was so angry that I couldn't pee, I fastened my trouser belt, I was looking for guys all over the place, and I was about to go out and clean up these people.

But Huang Xin said again: "Brother Yi, the brothers didn't treat you as an outsider, let's be honest! Although Ximen Qing's character is not very good, and he is a bit of a jerk, but he has one thing, righteousness!"

Wang Ying picked a peanut and chewed it in his mouth: "Ximen Qing is a bit of a bastard, but he really understands in his bones, even though he is usually foolish and not in good shape, but when it comes to the critical moment, he will definitely Think for our brothers first, he won’t teach us to suffer, I respect him.”

Bai Sheng also nodded: "Yes, this is the truth, but this guy is really picky! He really picks his ass and licks his fingers.

Lao Tzu pushed a dung truck to drive in front of his door, and he couldn't wait to come and taste the saltiness.

But as long as he opened his mouth to promise the benefits to his brothers, it would definitely not be less than a penny.

We borrowed money from him, and he charged us a lot of interest, and when he turned around, he gave things to my family members in different ways, and what they gave was just enough to live with. Now these people in Liangshan, there is no such thing as One does not say he is good. "

Shi Qian also said: "That's right, my brother must have some problems all over his body. But firstly, he is kind, secondly, he is righteous, and thirdly, he is smart, and his heart is real. He is enough to count. There are really not many people in Liangshan who can compete with him."

Several of them nodded together again, Yan Qing listened carefully to what they were saying, but did not speak.

I just threw the stone back on the ground, when Shi Qian suddenly said: "If you want to talk about my brother, I really like him, but I really can't stand him.

Alas, who of you has ever seen a big old man be as white as him, whiter than a woman!He also dresses up every day, and you don't know that the things on his dressing table are more complete than a woman. "

He rolled up his sleeves and counted with them with his fingers: "Osmanthus oil, which man did you see rubbing it on your head?

My brother wipes it every day, every day. He also said that it is because he is afraid of split ends.

Hey, listen to it, when we old men wash their hair, it will be like Chinese New Year, and people still put that kind of thing on their hair every day.

Hand cream!Who of you has heard of it?

People say that it is specially used to protect the hands, afraid that the hands will become thicker and the second master will feel uncomfortable.

Not only did he wipe it on his hands, but he also wiped it on his own stinky feet. Why would Second Master wipe his feet at night? "

Everyone laughed loudly, and Shi Qian became even more enthusiastic: "There is another thing that none of you can guess, my brother also uses it!"

Several people stretched their necks and asked, "What is it?"

Shi Qian clapped his hands: "Rouge! You didn't expect it, did you? My brother is a big man, so he put this on his mouth!"

A few stinky old men let out a "wow", chattering and laughing so obscenely.

Yan Qing frowned and said, "Brother Shi Qian, are you exaggerating? I saw you just now, the high official didn't put rouge on his mouth."

Shi Qian stretched his neck like an idiot, and opened his eyes wide to testify to him: "Little brother Yi, you really don't believe it. I went to his room to see it with my own eyes when he was away last time, a white jade box , there is a purplish red ointment inside, with a tangy fragrance, I even tried to put some on my mouth.

Needless to say, that thing is really easy to use. When I first applied it, it was numb and numb, then it was warm, and then itchy again. After the itching, half of the face felt numb, but after that it was very comfortable. , I wiped it that time, and my lips were red for several days. "

I hugged my shoulders and swayed towards Shi Qian.

When the other people saw me, they were so frightened that they immediately gave Shi Qian their winks.

Shi Qian ate peanuts with his eyes downcast, still spitting: "Which man do you think can live like him? It's more troublesome than a woman! That's what the second master likes. If it's me, hey, I'm one day. I can't live with him!"

I waved my fist and chiseled at Shi Qian's head: "You bastard, if you don't hit you for three days, you will go to the house to unravel the roof tiles, and you will sneak into my house while I am away, you are not afraid of our Erlang!" Did you meet the ass who beat you to death?"

Shi Qian held his head and screamed all the way, Yan Qing pulled him behind, cupped his hands and said, "Don't be angry, big boss, blame me, blame me, gossip with brothers, it's getting too far."

I rolled up my sleeves and said, "Yanqing, get out of the way, today I have to deal with this kid Shi Qian. I haven't disciplined him for a while, but he has learned a lot.

While I was away, you went to my room to search for my things, and wiped the things in my white jade box... Did you put the things on your mouth?Are you going to disgust me to death? "

Shi Qian hid behind Yan Qing and was so frightened that everyone trembled: "Brother, I was wrong, I will never go to your room again, I will never steal your rouge and put it on my mouth again .”

I pointed to Huang Xin and Wang Ying and the others again: "How many of you, how could you yell at my elder brother face to face, and hurt me like this behind your back?

What do you call me an asshole?What do you call me a rascal?What do you mean I'm stingy?Why do you still say that I have to taste the saltiness when I pass by the door with a dung truck, how many of you are the only ones who eat shit! "

The few people nodded together: "Yes, yes, yes, we eat, we eat, all of us eat! Senior officials, calm down, let's go home and taste the salt!"

As soon as the words were finished, these people all ran away with a "whoosh".

I took off my shoes and wanted to chase and beat them, but Yan Qing stopped me: "Don't be angry, high officials, it was the villain's fault just now, and the villain shouldn't ask them these things."

I glanced at him, and I couldn't help laughing: "What the hell, I can hear these things just by taking a piss. It seems that they have chewed and cooed me a lot in the past."

Yan Qing said: "Although what they said is not pleasant, I can see that they actually admire you in their hearts."

I jumped to put my shoes on: "It's the first time I've seen such an admiration."

Yan Qing said: "They are reckless heroes, who would praise others? When they said you like this, they really regarded you as one of their own. Just now, I asked them about Chief Song, and they all changed the topic one by one. Open, never said he was good, nor said he was not good."

I asked him, "Yo, why is that?"

Yan Qing shook her head: "I don't know either."

I said, "I'm asking you, why do you want to inquire about the two of us?"

Knowing that she had made a slip of the tongue, Yan Qing was obviously taken aback.

I smiled, raised my hand and patted him on the shoulder, "Brother B, you are a sensible person, I guess you are too bored to come to Liangshan to inquire about these gossips, is there anything you can't ask me about? "

Yan Qing thought for a while: "The official is also a sensible person, and Yan Qing doesn't want to hide anything from you. In fact, this time, Army Master Wu and Chief Song planned to lure my master to Liangshan, and I felt something was wrong."

"Lured to Liangshan? Little Brother Yi is saying that you two were lured to Liangshan, not invited to Liangshan?"