Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Wu Er hugged his shoulders: "I won't go in,? You all come out too, right? Big sister stay."

I got it, and everyone in the room got it too. They all smiled at Yue Niang and walked out the door.

Wu Yueniang blushed and turned her back. I pushed Dai Zong, and closed the door behind me.

How many other women went to the kitchen to arrange tea and dinner? I complained to Wu Er in a low voice: "Erlang, do you see guests in like this?"

Erlang gritted his teeth and smiled: "I have been here for a while, and I saw Brother Dai bent over the door and eavesdropped on you guys? I don't know how many times this is. How about I kick him Go in,? He will definitely run as soon as he hears the sound,? Let's see when he can catch up with Big Sister."

I nodded: "That's true,? You said he has liked Yueniang for so long, how long will he be evasive?"

"So we have to give them two chances."

"Oh, what do you think Big Brother Dai will say in the first sentence? Wouldn't it be a self-introduction first?"

Wu Er raised his eyebrows, and the two of us tacitly hid our bodies under the window sill to listen to the movement.

Just listen to Dai Zongdao: "Sister,? There are only you and me here. If I, Dai Zong, have something wrong, please forgive me, sister."

Yueniang said: "Brother Dai, but it's okay to say."

"Sister Yueniang,? You know me... I am... Oh, have you ever seen a duck?"

puff!Wu Er and I didn't hold back, our heads bumped together, and we grinned and rubbed each other's heads.

Yue Niang seemed to be startled: "Duck?"

Dai Zongdao: "Yes,? It's a duck, a cured duck!"

Yueniang let out a "sigh", as if she couldn't hold back her laughter.

Dai Zong said again: "I, my hometown is in Jiangzhou, where the best cured duck meat is produced. Every year during the festival, my mother will save a whole preserved duck for me, and I will take it out when I go back.

When eating, she always asked me: You can't finish this cured duck, can you?When will you bring a lady back to eat with you?I said: Hurry up, Hurry up..."

Yueniang smiled: "A loving mother's heart is like the radiance of three springs."

Dai Zong's voice was a little trembling: "A few years ago, my mother was gone, and no one hid a whole preserved duck for me. No one asked me when I would take a lady back to eat that duck together. Duck.

Every time I think about it, I always feel sorry for her.

In those few years, Dai Zong was young and unsophisticated. He always thought that being alone was free and unrestrained, and he never thought about starting a family, and he never met anyone who fit my heart.

If I had known you earlier, girl, I would have been coaxing, tying, beating and cursing... No, no, that's not what I meant?Me, I can't bear to tie you up, let alone beat you and scold you.

I mean, I, Dai Zong, will take you back even if I try my best. In front of my mother, I will divide the dried duck with you in half!No, no, I won't eat a bite of that duck, I'll leave it all to you! "

Erlang and I stared wide-eyed, feeling that Dai Zong's confession is called a... Dangfu confession.

After a moment of silence in the room, Yueniang asked, "Brother Dai, do you really not dislike me as a widow who has been married twice?"

Dai Zong said anxiously: "I don't dislike it, I really don't dislike it! You are not to blame for these two incidents.

He told me about you and Brother Ximen before, it's not because you are not virtuous and gentle, and it's not because you don't know how to run a family, but because he and Wudutou...

Let alone this matter, as for you saying that you have become a widow, I am also to blame for this matter. If I hadn't gone to the Health Mansion to teach that black man to follow, he would not have done such a disaster.

Sister, I know you are the best woman in the world, if you don't despise me, then it will be my great blessing, Dai Zongtian, how dare I despise you? "

Yue Niang was silent for a while, and then said: "If you really think so, I will feel relieved."

There were soft footsteps, as if Yueniang was about to go back to her room, Dai Zong called her anxiously: "Sister Yueniang! You are..."

Yue Niang softly said: "Go back and prepare things, the cured duck you mentioned...I want to try it."

The bead curtain rang softly, Yueniang returned to the room, and the room was quiet for a few seconds.After that, I saw a figure rushing out of the room like lightning, and went straight to the road without looking back.

In Xumijian, a few heart-piercing screams came from the other side of the road: "Yue Niang, she is finally willing to eat my duck! Yue Niang, she is finally willing to marry me! I, Dai Zong, am so happy today!" Ah! Hahaha..."

With the end sound all the way, go straight to Liangshan along the avenue!

I was stunned for a long time without recovering, so I lightly poked Erlang's arm.

"Dai Zong's legs are equipped with motors, right? Can he really run so fast? Tsk tsk tsk, what a talent."

Wu Er shook his head and smacked his lips: "Shenxing Taibao really deserves its reputation! Don't be dazed, go back and prepare a dowry for eldest sister."

The two of us looked at each other and smiled, shoulder to shoulder and walked out the door together.

The wedding of Yueniang and Dai Zong is scheduled for the first day of the first lunar month, and there are still two months left. I will send the news to my godfather and godmother.

My godmother has 1 disagreements. She said that Dai Zong is a fugitive, and the whole world is looking for him. Yueniang is a lady, how can she marry a thief?

Yueniang replied indifferently: "Mother, the Cai Youfen you picked for me is not a fugitive, but no one would have expected his short life? This person was chosen for me by a high-ranking official. I just think he is good." , you can bless me."

So, my godmother ran hundreds of miles in person, grabbing me and beating, beating, tearing and biting me. If it wasn't for my family's Erlang, who was so skilled and knocked my godmother to the ground with one move, I'm afraid I would be the least Have to fall into a second-degree disability.

My godfather couldn't help saying: "? I said mother-in-law, stop making trouble. Although Ximen Qing is very cheap, he has never done anything unreliable. If he said that this man Alright, this man is really reliable."

My godmother sat on the ground and patted her thighs and shouted: "My heavenly grandma, how much ecstasy soup did you and Yueniang give that bastard Ximenqing? He's just giving you two shit now, you two You say it’s delicious too?”

My godfather said, "Even if it's a piece of shit, it depends on who pulled it. If you pulled it, I mean it's delicious."

My godmother looked up at him with grief and indignation.

My godfather also gave her a simple, honest and lovely smile.

My godmother pointed at my godfather with trembling fingers, then at me, then at Yueniang and the people in the room, she opened her mouth a few times, but finally couldn't help laughing.

She wiped her tears and scolded us: "This room is full of unscrupulous goods, all brought by that bastard Ximen Qing! Are you going to partner up to piss me off?"

After crying, laughing, quarreling, and fighting, she vaguely agreed to Yueniang's marriage.

Dai Zong specially came back from Liangshan and dressed himself upright to meet his prospective father-in-law and prospective mother-in-law.

Seeing how talented he is, his demeanor is gentle, and he is also righteous and kind, so my godfather and godmother didn't say anything.

Kindly keep my godfather and mother here to celebrate the new year, and go back after attending Yueniang's wedding.

My godmother refused, saying that my godfather has a high official position now, and there are many people staring at him. The old couple sneaked over to take a look for fear of being rumored to cause trouble by some talkative person, and they dared not attend the wedding even more.

Before we left, Erlang, Yueniang, and Dai Zong, I and I sent them to the main road, and I also sent a message to the underworld brothers in various sections of the road, teaching them to secretly protect the safety of these two old people, and not to teach them to suffer any grievances.

I don't dare to mention my reputation, Erlang and Dai Zong's influence in the Jianghu is quite leveraged.

Friends from all walks of life in the underworld got this sentence and naturally tried their best.

The old couple stopped at random places along the way, but no one showed up. The board and lodging had been arranged in advance. Someone prepared tea and rice when hungry, and someone delivered bedding when sleepy. Going to the bathroom, I'm too lazy to get up because of the cold." Immediately, a hand passed him a chamber pot from outside the window.

Of course, people still don't show their faces.

My godfather has fully appreciated the warmth given by the underworld, and he just said hi, feeling like he has reached the pinnacle of his life.

The official position of the Bai Dao has reached the third and a half grades, and there are acquaintances everywhere in the Underworld. I never thought that Wu Changlong would be where I am today.Now, even my mother-in-law doesn't choose Dai Zong's identity anymore.

There was just a thin snow yesterday, so I went to look under the conscription notices posted all over the village.

Although not a single soldier was conscripted, there were still gains.

In several places, the notices were gone, and there was a pile of excrement on the bottom. On the excrement was a piece of paper that had been wiped from the buttocks.

I guessed that these peasants were too low-educated and could not read, so they rode horses back and forth in Zhuangzi, hoping to convey our preferential conditions for conscription to everyone verbally.

A few hundred steps away, I vaguely saw a few farmers coming out to work. I just opened my mouth and shouted: "Zheng..." Bing...

Seeing those few figures, they rushed back to the yard in a flash, and locked the door firmly.

I sighed and asked the fat man behind me: "Do I look so scary? Why are they so unfriendly?"

Big Fatty said: "Why are you intimidating, big shopkeeper? It's because they are timid, as if they are afraid that we will eat them. Hey, I don't know much."

"Hey, it's so difficult to get along with, how can I fool them into becoming soldiers?"

Fatty handed the stove to me: "It's okay, shopkeeper, let's take our time."

"This matter can't be done slowly. Around the New Year's Eve, it's a time of unrest. Officials have to get political achievements. In case anyone thinks of us Zhuangzi, he will lead someone to beat him up. Erlang alone Can the hundred and ten people under his hand be able to withstand it?

Even if people from the government don't come, if the refugees outside know how weak our village's defenses are, it will be troublesome enough if they want to come and fight for it..."

While he was talking, he suddenly heard someone shouting from behind: "Shopkeeper, it's not good, the big thing is not good, you hurry up and go to the front of the city gate to have a look."

I turned around and asked, "Sunzi, what happened?"

Shunzi was panting from running?: "Yes... there were a lot of people, and they suddenly surrounded our Zhuangzi. There were so many people, and they were all black and white. The second master... the second master told you to hurry over have a look."

I was really afraid of something, so I quickly turned my horse and ran to the front of the city gate.