Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Several women scolded her together: "We all saw it,? It's too late for you to hide it in your sleeves now. Erniang Sun,? I knew you were so bad at cards,? We wouldn't fight you,? In the future, don't get involved in our poker table."

Erniang Sun smiled cheekily: "Forget it, forget it, I didn't win this game, let's continue,? Come on, come on, come on, sisters sit together, sit together..."

"Who wants to sit with you? We won't play with you anymore,? The card style is too bad!"

I picked up the door curtain and walked in: "Yo,? Brother Erniang is here?"

When Erniang Sun saw that I was dressed so handsomely, her eyes lit up immediately, and she rushed over to hug me: "Brother Ximen, you look even more handsome after I kiss you? Come on, come on, let Erniang hug me. "

The women of mine stopped her together: "What are you doing? The surname is Sun. It's fine to take advantage of our family at the poker table, but if you see our man, you will continue to take advantage of it,? You have a good idea."

Sun Erniang sneered: "Look at you guys, you are so stingy? You are not happy. My man also told me to come and sit with you guys more. I am also learning how to dress. What are you doing?" Is it so disrespectful?"

The women in our family "chucked" together and rolled their eyes at her together.

Erniang Sun cupped her hands a little bored: "Forget it, you don't want to play with me? With a frivolous smile: "Ximen Qing, my sister will come to see you some other day."

When Sun Erniang was gone, the women in the family were still yelling in anger, saying that this woman is too rascal, she can do tricks as soon as she gets to the poker table, and she even claims to be a hero in the world, so there are no rules.

I said: "The men on Liangshan are all bandits, and you still want her, a half-man and half-woman monster, to know the rules? You guys are too, what kind of cards are you going to play with her when you have nothing to do?"

The three women sat on the table and shuffled the cards: "Who wants to fight with her? She insisted on coming over. If it wasn't for Li Jiaoer who said she was not feeling well and refused to go to the ground, the three of us would be short of one, so we wouldn't call." That half-man and half-woman is at the table."

I paused: "Where is Li Jiaoer lying in the room? All right, then I'll go find her now."

After entering the door, I saw Li Jiaoer was sitting under the quilt, twisting the handkerchief with her fingers with a spring look on her face.Seeing me enter the door, this girl shrank her head and got under the quilt.

I went to the bed and sat down, and poked her a few times: "Little Lang Hoof, don't pretend to be a motherfucker, what happened last night? Tell me about it."

Li Jiaoer huddled under the quilt angrily: "Didn't you tell the second master that you didn't see anything?"

"Damn! Erlang is kind, it's as if he didn't come across this kind of thing.

I still have to be serious.I said Li Jiaoer, do you know how old that person is?He is ten years older than that bastard Song Jiang.

Do you dare to deal with him?Why don't you be afraid that he will die on you in the wilderness in the twelfth winter and the twelfth lunar month? "

Li Jiaoer sat up lazily and looked at me: "Young official, don't speak so harshly. Although he has a high status in Liangshan, he is not that old. He is only 45 after the new year, and his body is... Hehe, still Not bad."

I picked up her ear: "Is this Ken telling the truth? Is he really Chao Gai?"

Li Jiaoer slapped my hand back and forth: "Master, let go, it hurts, it hurts so much."

I tapped her forehead back and forth: "Silang hoof, even if you are shameless, you should at least grow your brains, right? That guy has never married a wife, and he is only practicing kung fu to beat his muscles and bones. You seduced him and broke his vajra body. See if he doesn't hate you!"

Li Jiaoer picked at the corner of the quilt and sneered: "Damn, he refuses to marry a wife. He didn't say that he didn't find a woman. I just tried it yesterday, and I don't say how good my skills are. I definitely do a lot of things. Son.

I have never found a woman before, the thing under the waist is light in color, and it is over as soon as I enter.Not to mention the dark color of his work, it takes two or three sticks of incense to do it once, and he will change positions in the middle, maybe how many women he has had before. "

He squeezed her ear hard again: "Oh, if he really had a few women, then you will be in even worse trouble. It means that he doesn't treat women as human beings at all, even if he eats up, he won't admit it. You can just Just wait to suffer."

Li Jiaoer twisted her body and said: "Your official, don't be angry. Isn't it all because of you? When he put you in prison before, I went to him. At that time, he slandered me The black-faced one didn't let go of a word.

Later, I rushed to find him several times. At the beginning, he just ignored me. After a long time, he also calmed down to me, saying that I am so loyal as a person who was born in a gangster. It is rare.

Yesterday I heard that he was in trouble for Second Master Wu again, so I got anxious and stopped him on his way back.

I said that Wu Erye is the man of our family's high officials. If you dispose of him, my family's high officials must be angry. For our family's high officials, you should also forgive me. Don't be so serious.

But he just didn’t let go, and when I got angry, I started tugging with him, tugging and tugging, my clothes opened, and after tugging for a while, his trouser belt loosened, and then the two of us fell apart Rolled into the haystack.

As soon as the work here is over, you and the second master came over and kept saying that you both saw it, so I will come out to say hello to you. "

"Okay, girl, your greeting is really timely, you don't know that you pissed me off last night, me... I... If Erlang didn't stop me, I could really fight with him. "

"Tch, even if you really hit him this time, he won't dare to fight back." Li Jiaoer found something from under the pillow and handed it over: "Master, you take this thing well, if he dares to make things difficult for you in the future He Erye, you can use this thing to treat him."

I took it over and took a look, then I was thrown away in disgust: "Damn, you're shameless, aren't you? Take off his underwear and hide yourself?"

Li Jiaoer sneered: "Oh, who am I, Li Jiaoer? The person who has been beaten in the brothel is to prevent him from whoring for nothing. Anyway, if he dares to make things difficult for you in the future, I will take this thing and throw it to the ground. Put it on his face, if he has the guts, he will kill me, and don't even think about adding trouble to you."

He was angry at her and hurt her at the same time.

"Li Jiaoer, you are a woman, you can't just think about me, you have to think about yourself too. On the surface, you are threatening him with such a thing, but in the end, you are still at a disadvantage. Oh, did I say that you are counting your days?" ? You won't be pregnant, will you?"

Li Jiaoer rolled her eyes and thought: "When I was in Lichunyuan before, my mother told me to take that kind of medicine, and after I married you, I stopped the medicine, but I haven't seen pregnancy for so many years. "

"Nonsense, I didn't get pregnant because I haven't touched you in the past two years. You are still young and in good health. You don't usually touch women very much. This time it is really uncertain."

Li Jiaoer looked nonchalant: "If I'm pregnant, I'll beat you, what a big deal..."

I was so angry that I slapped her all over the body: "Slap me if you say so? Don't you know how much that hurts a woman's body?

I said you just stay at home honestly these few days, take medicine to take good care of it, if you have it, you will give me peace of mind to raise the baby, and I will definitely force that false positive to come and marry you.

Even if I can't get pregnant, I have to ask him to take the responsibility and marry you back in a good manner. Anyway, I just can't let you suffer for nothing. "

Li Jiaoer looked at her fingertips and laughed softly: "Your official, you know I don't care about these things."

"You don't care, but I do! I have to find a good home for you one by one no matter what. Although Chao Gai's brain is not good and he likes to put on a bit, he is also a man at heart.

If I am willing to marry you, I will be able to bear this responsibility in my future life.If you can live in peace with him, I will be relieved. "

Li Jiaoer raised her eyes to look at me: "Master, this is..."

"Da Da, you are a big-headed ghost. Li Jiaoer, no matter what time it is from now on, you are not allowed to sacrifice yourself for me, remember? Otherwise, I will never recognize you again, do you hear me? ?”

Li Jiaoer's eyes were slightly red, but she pretended to be indifferent and smiled hotly: "It's not for you, it's also for myself, am I happy too?"

I pinched her chin and let her look at me: "Are you so happy? Then live your life in peace, I know that you will never fall in love with any man seriously in your life, but, as a woman, you have to Learn to love yourself, and if you have a good life, you will live well for me."

She lowered her head, and tears welled up in her eyes: "Your official..."

I took my fingertips and wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes: "Li Jiaoer, you are my sister, the best sister. I hope you will be happy. No matter what reason you hooked up with Chao Gai before, you must remember it. Live, in the future you have to be kind to yourself and your days to come.

I will force him to marry you. In case he dares to bully you in the future, brother can also cure him for you. No matter what time comes, you are not allowed to let yourself be wronged. Remember? "

She wiped the tears off her face with the back of her hand, and nodded vigorously: "Brother, I remember, I will not spoil myself in the future, as long as he is willing to marry me, I will live a good life with him."

"Well, that's good."

Li Jiaoer turned her face away and smiled again, she stretched her arms around my neck: "Master, how can you treat me so well? I met you only after I cultivated blessings for several lifetimes. What?" Don't even talk about it, give me a kiss as a thank you gift."

I looked at her with a sneer: "I'm not afraid that our Erlang will kill you, so just try kissing me."

Li Jiaoer pursed her long lips back: "Yo, I forgot that you are all from the second master, this is really hard to kiss."

While talking, I heard Yueniang shouting in surprise from outside: "Young official, come out quickly, let's see who is looking for you?"

Walking out the door, I saw a few people standing in the yard, wearing old leather robes and covered in dust.

After walking a few steps forward and seeing these people clearly, I was stunned: "God, why did you find them here?"