Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Erlang was going to go for a few days, and I felt bored by myself?,? So I went to play with Brother Lin.

I happened to see that Qin Ming was there, so I asked them to go to Zhu Gui's shop for a drink together. I hadn't talked to Qin Ming before, but now I was sitting at a wine table chatting for a while, and I realized that this person had a bad temper. Straight,? Loud voice,? It's kind of interesting.

Brother Lin has a cautious personality. Say what you should say, don’t say what you shouldn’t say, and say half of what you want to say but can’t say. Qin Ming’s temper is just the opposite of his. Say whatever you want, just drink a few sips of wine Scolding Song Jiang and Hua Rong,? Said that these two people are not things, cheating his family.

Brother Lin didn't answer, but just kept his head down and drank.

I couldn't help laughing: "Brother Qin, I've heard about you. As the saying goes, soldiers are never tired of deceit? No one can say anything if you use tricks on the battlefield. Besides, Huarong is still your uncle now. Anyway, we are a family, so we can just swear a few words behind our backs to calm the fire,? We still have to get along with each other in the future."

Qin Ming said: "I get along with them, I'm so aggrieved."

Brother Lin said: "No matter how aggrieved you are from Liangshan now, you won't be able to go down the mountain anymore."

Qin Ming sighed: "I'm not as good as you guys. I heard that the high officials have cleared the case against you and the second master. In a few years, I can return to the civil society and become a good citizen. I can't."

Brother Lin smiled: "Brother Qin Ming, I didn't say that I would go to Liangshan, I really think Liangshan is very good."

I said, "Brother Qin Ming, you have misunderstood me. When I helped them resolve the case, I didn't think of coming to Liangshan. Now that I'm here, I don't intend to leave."

Qin Ming squinted at me: "Really?"

"Of course it's true. You see, I can go to the Jiangzhou robbery. I brought Huang Wenbing too, right? Isn't this enough for me to show my loyalty?"

Qin Ming snarled: "Hey, I said the wrong thing. Don't blame the officials. Come on, I'll punish myself. Actually, I'm not saying that you are not sincere in going to Liangshan, but I can't swallow this breath myself. How small is the place, how can it be as big as the imperial court?"

He reached out and poured him a glass of wine: "It's hard to say. Look at the current momentum of our Liangshan Park. How can it be called a rumor? Maybe we will be able to overwhelm the court someday."

Qin Ming nodded: "That's true."

After drinking for a while, Qin Ming said he was drunk, so he went back by boat first.

When he was far away, Lin Chong asked me, "How about guarding against him?"

I lowered my head and said, "I can't talk about defense, but after all, he is Hua Rong's brother-in-law, and Hua Rong is Brother Song's die-hard fan. I don't want to leave any talk in front of him."

Lin Chong sighed: "You and Erlang, one of you has a solid heart, and the other has a lot of heart. How do you think you two got together?"

After a pause, he continued: "The former Erlang came to see me and asked me something..."

Quickly wave your hands: "Brother Lin, don't mention it, I know what he asked you about."

Lin Chong smiled: "Erlang treats you with sincerity, so he wants to marry you with three matchmakers and six certificates. Why are you embarrassed?"

"Brother Lin, I'm also a man! Wearing a red hijab and teaching a sedan chair to be carried through the door, I get goosebumps just thinking about it."

Lin Chong laughed: "It's really not possible. Let's change the etiquette, and the two grooms will pay homage to the hall. Isn't that also possible?"

After thinking for a while, he shook his head: "It's still not going to work. Erlang is stubborn. If he decides to marry, he must marry. Tell a group of people to gather together, watch him lift my hijab, and then call me a mother-in-law in public. Don't be a human anymore?"

Lin Chong could only smile.

While talking, I suddenly heard the commotion outside, and when I went out to see, there were two foreigners who came to the store, and they both fell down.

Of these two people, one has a sallow complexion, a slender figure, and is decently dressed, while the other is a bit stronger, with vigorous facial features, and is dressed in coarse cloth bunts.

Zhu Gui took the letters he found from them and read: "The two people written in this letter, one is Yang Xiong and the other is Shi Xiu, they had met Dean Dai before, and according to his recommendation, they wanted to vote Dean Liangshan. Was it really recommended by Dean Dai? Come on, pour cold water on the two of them first, and interrogate them carefully."

Xiaoer took a basin of cold water and poured the two of them on their heads. After a while, the two woke up and opened their mouths: "But please go to Zhujiazhuang, a hero from Liangshan, and rescue Brother Shi Qian."

time shift?

I was taken aback, and quickly asked the two people: "What happened to Shi Qian? How did the two of you meet him?"

The man named Yang Xiong said: "This hero, I have done some business with Brother Shi Xiu in my hometown. I want to vote for Liangshan. On the way, I met a brother named Shi Qian. He said that he would also come to Liangshan to find him. One was Ximen Qing, and we met together.

When passing by Zhujiazhuang, Shi Qian's brothers stole a chicken from the village and asked them to confine it.The two of us rushed to Liangshan to report the news, trying to teach the heroes to save him. "

I was so angry that I stomped my feet: "At this time, why can't I get rid of this problem anywhere? I was detained for a chicken, and I can't lose a person!"

Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu asked: "Dare to ask this brother..."

I untied them and said: "I am Ximen Qing. According to me, this matter is not too big, isn't it just a chicken? I will buy hundreds of chickens and go to Zhujiazhuang to replace him. , you tell me the way to go first."

Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu glanced at each other: "Are you going alone?"

I said yes."

Those two people shook their heads quickly: "Heroes must never be allowed! The people in Zhujiazhuang are very powerful. We both went to intercede and were beaten out by them. If you go alone, I'm afraid you won't be able to save Shi Qian." Brother come."

Lin Chong also said: "Your Excellency, I also heard that Zhujiazhuang is quite powerful, and it takes care of each other with Lijiazhuang and Hujiazhuang next to it. If you go alone, you will definitely suffer."

I said: "I am using money and food to redeem Shiqian, and I am not going to fight with others, so what can I suffer?

Hengshun is just a matter of a chicken, let's give him a good gift, and then pay some money, and just exchange Shiqian back, it's not a big deal.

Brother Lin, you take the two brothers to the mountain to resettle, and I will save Shi Qian and come back.Brother Zhugui, bring me as many chickens as you have here, I want to use them. "

Zhu Guidao: "There are two old hens in my store now, and they are still laying eggs, why not?"

"Take it first, and return it to you when you come back."

Zhu Gui grabbed the two clucks that were laying eggs, tied them up and handed them to me: "What did my brother say and didn't pay back? Is this not a small matter?"

I hung the two old hens on my waist, and was about to go down the mountain on my horse, when I saw a group of people walking towards me, and shouted at me from a long distance: "Oh, sir, there are two chickens pinned to my waist." Where is this going?"

At a glance, it was Huang Xin and Wang Xiaohu who went down the mountain to buy grain and grass, and there were a lot of chickens in their car.

Without further ado, he jumped off the horse and went to grab the chicken coop.

Wang Xiaohu stopped me: "Hey hey, what are you doing? If you don't say anything when I ask you, come up and grab my chicken?"

I said: "Brother Wang, this matter is very urgent. It was my brother named Shi Qian who passed by Zhujiazhuang and stole a chicken and was confiscated. I was thinking about exchanging some chicken for him. You Lend me a cage of chickens first, and return it to you when you come back.”

Wang Xiaohu and Huang Xin laughed straight away: "That brother of yours is a bit interesting, he was detained just because of a chicken? Oh, what do you say his name is? Shi Qian? But that flea on the drum in the legend? "

"Yes, it's him."

The two looked at each other and laughed, Wang Xiaohu said: "This time Shiqian, thanks to his great reputation in the Jianghu, actually did such a thing, just because he stole a chicken and asked someone to take it, it's really amazing." Make people laugh out loud."

Huang Xin also said: "The people in Zhujiazhuang are too stingy, right? They want to kill and fight just because of a chicken? Are you not righteous?"

I didn't have time to talk nonsense with them, so I carried the chicken coop and ran away.

Those two people followed up: "Senior officials, what are you running for? We don't care if you want chickens, let's go with you, and by the way, let's see what kind of territory Zhujiazhuang is. If you steal a chicken, you will be beheaded." gone."

When I thought about it, it was okay. It would be more sincere for three people to go than one person. Immediately, the three of them opened the chicken coop, and one of them hunched a dozen chickens on their horses and walked down the mountain.

It was already evening when we arrived at Zhujiazhuang. This Zhuangzi was just like the legend. The city wall was connected with the other two Zhuangzi. It looked quite imposing from a distance.

I stood under the city gate, lifted the chicken high, and explained my purpose to the people on the city wall.

Unexpectedly, the other party opened his mouth and scolded, saying that all of us thieves from Liangshan are not good people, not to mention stealing chickens and dogs, but also beating people, beating people is not counted, and burning other people's shophouses, not to mention burning other people's shophouses, and scolding people The people in Zhuangzi are not good people!

The house was burned, the shop was burned, people scolded, and they went to Lijiazhuang next door to find acquaintances to intercede, so now the owner of Zhujiazhuang and the owner of Lijiazhuang are not talking!

That man named Shi Qian is currently being held in Zhuangzi, and on a good day, he must be killed to sacrifice to heaven!

I am a grandma in heaven, who knows how many plots Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu these two bastards have hidden from us?How did a chicken thing get so big?

Just as they were about to be patient and make amends to them, Wang Xiaohu and Huang Xin couldn't get used to it, and scolded back at the top of the city, saying that the people in Zhujiazhuang were too stingy, and they would kill people for a chicken. The one who killed the son, is it true that chickens in your village are more expensive than women?

If you scold us Liangshan heroes at every turn, think we can make you scold us?If you don't speak human words well, believe it or not, we will lead Liangshan's soldiers and horses over and crush your Zhuangzi in one fell swoop.

Not to mention the chickens in your Zhuangzi, you are full of Zhuangzi people, the men will kill and the women will be caught, and no one will be left alive.

This time it broke the nest, the opponent opened the city gate, killed a team of people and came to attack us.

We were so scared that we rode horses and carried chickens and ran back quickly. We ran for more than 20 miles, so they stopped chasing.

Huang Xin said: "What the hell, what are they doing to a poor villager? Don't say that Shi Qian is not from Liangshan right now, even if the brothers on Liangshan really offended them, they can't scold them like that!"

Wang Xiaohu said: "He's just a poor villager! He thought it would be great if the walls were built higher and the people more savage? At worst, let's go back to Liangshan, teach some leaders to come with soldiers and horses, smash their lairs, and kill them all. All the roosters, hens, chickens and chicks in the Zhuangzi have been stewed, let them scold them!"