Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Hua Rong laughed loudly: "The high official thought too much, Hua Rong just thinks that the high official has a bold and interesting personality. With you in Liangshan, the days to come will definitely be very lively.

So, I want you to show favor in front of Brother Song Jiang, and teach everyone present to see the loyalty of a high official, so that your position in Liangshan can be stabilized in the future. "

He bowed his head and smiled wryly,? Nothing to say.

Huarong said it was for my own good,? But I really don't want to accept his favor.

Liangshan was just a temporary foothold for me. After a few years, Erlang's case was completely settled, and I went out of the rivers and lakes with him, traveling around, and being at ease.

But Huarong obviously didn't want us to do this.

The common problem of rebellious teenagers of the second generation of officials-too self-righteous!

I think his choice is the most correct choice in the world.Appreciate a person,? Let him become the same person as himself, take drugs to pull you,? Go up the mountain to rebel, pull you, like you,? Let you stay on the same boat with him, no matter what you want unwilling.

Later, when I returned to Liangshan, I found out that Huarong and Song Jiang had once framed the Thunderbolt Qin Ming, forcing the government to kill dozens of people, including their wives and children, and forced them to go to Liangshan.

Afterwards, Huarong married his sister to Qin Ming. He treated Qin Mingming very sincerely, which showed that Huarong also liked Qin Ming very much, but this way of liking was really domineering...

These are all things to say later, Erlang who was behind him had already followed and asked, "Qing'er, tell me about your plan, how do you plan to get that Huang Wenbing?"

I said: "My plan is that the three of us will go to the city in disguise now, find a hotel with better conditions to take a shower and stay overnight, and wait until tomorrow morning to go to Huang Wenbing's house, arrest him and leave."

Erlang said: "So simple? Maybe Huang Wenbing has already got the news and plans to escape."

My Erlang, why are you so stubborn?I was deliberately delaying time to let him escape.

Once he's gone, we don't have to arrest him, just go back to Liangshan, right?

Anyway, Song Jiang already owes me a favor now. As for whether Huang Wenbing can be caught or not, it depends on God's will, and he can't pick me.

I said, "Tsk, Huang Wenbing didn't know we were going to catch him, so how could he run away? Besides, do you know where Huang Wenbing's family is? Do you know what Huang Wenbing looks like?"

Erlang shook his head: "I don't know."

He slapped his hands and said, "Isn't this the end? Jiangzhou Mansion is so big, we don't even know where he is, so where are we going to arrest him? So we need to find a place to stay and find out first."

Erlang still didn't quite understand, he looked back at Hua Rong.

Hua Rong smiled and said, "Second Master, don't look at me, I'll just listen to the officials."

The three of them entered the city again, but they saw that the officers and soldiers in the city were heavily guarded, and a group of officers and soldiers were grabbing passers-by to check Lu Yinzhao.

The three of us got mixed up in a caravan from outside, and settled down in the most luxurious inn in the city.

Erlang asked me in a low voice: "Living in such a good place, won't it attract the attention of officers and soldiers?"

I said, "You don't understand this, do you? When officers and soldiers want to investigate hooligans, they always start in low-end small hotels. This kind of formal star hotel, the owner has internal relations with the government, so he definitely can't find it here." .”

Hua Rong swept Erlang's shoulders: "The senior official is older than the two of us, and he has a good brain. Since he let us settle here, he must have a clever plan. Let's just listen."

Erlang nodded silently.

I glanced at the two of them approvingly, turned around and opened two upper rooms, and ordered Xiao Er to bring snacks, hot tea, and bath water to the rooms.

Eat, drink, and rest well tonight. Huang Wenbing will definitely have escaped tomorrow morning. I went to his house and walked around casually. I just said that I was late and no one was caught, so I just went back to Liangshan to do business.

The three went upstairs together, said good night to Hua Rong, and were about to enter the house with our Erlang on his arm, when we saw a lady walking out the door accompanied by two fans, and a woman behind her came to ask Said: "Lan'er, where are you going?"

The woman said: "Didn't it be agreed yesterday? I'm going to the east end of Anbei Lane, where there are two stone lions at the door, and I'm going to sing a concert at Mrs. Huang's mansion. Mr. Zhifu is also going tonight."

The old woman said: "My girl, you are really stubborn. There was such a big incident in the city today, and Liangshan heroes robbed the dharma together. Who would have the heart to listen to your church? Hurry up." Go back to my room, it's a mess outside, so don't wander around."

……

Erlang looked at Huarong, Huarong looked at Erlang, and then both of them looked at me.

I stared at the girl's back without blinking.

Are you a tease sent by a monkey?I was trying to avoid this matter, but you just brought Huang Wenbing's whereabouts to your eyes?Why did he say it so carefully.What about playing with me?

Erlang and Hua Rong carried me into the room, one on the left and the other on the right.

As soon as the door was closed, Erlang clapped his fists and smiled redly: "I knew that Qing'er was always the one with the most ideas. Now that we know where Huang Wenbing is, it's time to act!"

I rubbed my hands and smiled dryly: "Yeah, heh, I didn't expect my plan to be so good. Now that I know Huang Wenbing's whereabouts, we have to think about what to do next..."

Erlang held the Pu knife on his waist and said: "What else are you thinking? Brother Huarong and I are going to arrest Huang Wenbing now, Qinger, you go out of the city now and wait for the two of us to go."

As soon as he finished speaking, he got involved with Huarong and was about to leave.

I quickly grabbed him: "Erlang, this is in the city, you two will recruit the officers and soldiers if you fight?"

Erlang looked at me with burning eyes: "Then what do you think we should do? We can't let Huang Wenbing get away under our noses!"

Huarong also looked at me, obviously waiting for my idea.

At this juncture, it seemed that there was no excuse not to arrest Huang Wenbing. Forget it, I was so lucky to find out Huang Wenbing's whereabouts so easily. If I didn't arrest him, I would feel sorry for God's will.

"There are so many people in the city, it's better to win than outsmart. Hua Rong, can you sing?"

Hua Rong shook his head: "I won't."

"If you don't know it, don't be afraid, I can teach you how to sing Shiba Mo, it's very easy to learn.

My plan is, you pretend to be that lady, and Erlang and I pretend to be two servants and follow behind you. We pretend to be going to a concert for a surnamed Huang, sneak into his mansion and take the opportunity to steal it. He just ran.What do you think of my plan? "

Hua Rong tightened the corners of his mouth: "You mean, let me dress up as a woman?"

I smiled and nodded, and then kept shouting in my heart: Huarong, please refuse quickly, please refuse loudly, as long as you refuse, I can find an excuse that it is because you are unwilling to cooperate, so we can't catch Huang Wenbing .

Erlang looked at Huarong, one eyebrow raised and the other lowered, and then shivered violently.

"Brother Hua Rong pretends to be a woman with this body, is there still a way to see it?"

I said, "Tsk, he has a strong body, but he has a pretty face. Dressing up will definitely make him a beauty!"

Hua Rong looked at me for a while, then suddenly smiled brightly, stepped forward and pressed my shoulder: "I think the high official's plan is very clever, so I will do as you say!"

Immediately felt that something was wrong, and hurried out to earn money: "Young Master Hua, I asked you to pretend to be a woman, why did you arrest me? Alas, why did you take off my clothes? Erlang, you just watch and don't care?"

Erlang came over and helped Huarong take off my clothes and said, "Qing'er, if it's anything else, Erlang will definitely be on your side, but when you talk about pretending to be a woman, Huarong is definitely not as good as you! Qinger, Just feel wronged."

I struggled desperately and shouted, "Erlang, you bastard! I want to know who you're with."

That guy didn't care what I was saying, he pushed me on the bed, and stripped off his clothes three times and two times.

Huarong slipped out the door, and after a while came in with a set of women's clothes, and put them on me with Erlang.

I struggled and would rather die than give up, but these two silly old men were very strong, no matter how hard they struggled, they still pushed me into the bright red dress.

Huarong took the rouge powder and was about to smear my face. I yelled at Wu Er: "Wu Er, have you eaten too much lard? Have you grown into a pig's brain? I came up with an idea, and you Together with outsiders to trick me?"

Wu Er cautiously coaxed: "Qing'er, isn't this forced by the situation? Brother Hua is too wide to pretend to be a woman. You must be wronged. I will see Brother Song another day, and we will definitely testify to your great achievements today."

I wonder what kind of shit he did?What the hell does I care about is my own image.

I struggled to sit up from his arms: "I don't want to make a big effort, neither of you is allowed to tell what happened today, if you tell, I will turn against you two."

Hua Rong nodded again and again: "Don't say it, don't say it, definitely don't say it, the officials don't worry."

Wu Er also said: "Whoever speaks out about today's matter will be Wang Basheng!"

It's really unlucky for him, it's a shame for him to dig holes for others.Not caring about getting angry with the two of them, he snatched the rouge powder from Hua Rong and sat in front of the mirror to apply it.

In the past, the high officials often put on makeup for the ladies at home, and they were always the best at mixing rouge and rouge. After a while, they mixed the foundation that best suited their skin tone, spread it evenly on the face, and then put their hair down and tied it in a bun.

Looking in the mirror, I saw those two bastards laughing so hard that they couldn't even stand up.

I said: "Wu Er, just laugh, you wait for me, go back to Liangshan, I let you two pretend to be women every day."

Wu Er and Hua Rong fell on the bed and were out of breath from laughing.

Wu Er said: "I... I dare to pretend, do you dare to see? I am so black, pretending to be a woman, I am afraid it will scare people to death."

Hua Rong was also rolling with laughter: "Don't be angry, high officials. It's not that we don't want to pretend to be women, but it's too ugly to pretend to be. We care about the overall situation, and the overall situation...you are troubled."

Ignoring these two bastards to heal my anger, I put on my foundation and started to sweep my eyebrows in front of the mirror, painted my lips, and trimmed my forehead and hair with yellow appliques.

When I finished dressing up and turned around, those two people wiped away the tears from their laughter and looked up at me eagerly.

Wu Er said: "Qing'er, you are really good-looking, very beautiful."

Hua Rong also said: "The official is really beautiful, the second master is not lying."

I rolled my eyes at the two of them, and walked out the door. As soon as I took a step, I tripped over the door frame, fell out of the door, and rolled down the stairs.

There were a few screams from behind, Hua Rong and Wu Er chased me down and helped me up. I stood up with my dizzy head, and my eyes couldn't focus for a long time.

Just listen to the discussion around.

"Hey, which building is this girl from? Such big feet? Haven't they been entangled?"

"Look at this tall guy, he's half a head taller than a man, why is there still such a thing in the building? Is there still a business here?"

"The skeleton is also big, how does this look like a woman?"

I brushed the messy hair off my face and scolded them: "What are you looking at? A stinky man? Have you never seen a beautiful woman? I don't look the same as your mother?"

The man standing opposite me was sprayed all over the face by my saliva, and stared out two words from his mouth: "Yasha!"

The old man pointed at his nose with his hips on his hips and scolded: "Can you talk? My mother is not called Ye Sha, but my mother is Ye Lai Xiang, and the fragrance of the top wind comes out ten miles away. Smell it, smell it!"

I raised my armpits and approached him, the man was so frightened that he held his head and shouted: "Oh my mother!" He turned around and ran away.

The men next to him were also frightened and scattered.

Erlang came over to protect me and walked out the door: "My lady, don't be angry, I'm in a hurry to go to the church, it can't be too late. By the way, Xiao Hua, where are we going?"

Hua Rong took out a fan to cover my face: "At the east end of Anbei Lane, there are two stone lion houses, let's go."

The three of them stopped a carriage and got in, heading towards Huang Wenbing's house.

As soon as he reached the door, he was stopped by several people, and the servant asked, "Who is it? What are you here for?"

Hua Rong clasped his fists and said, "It's the sister from Cuihua Building, who came to sing for Mr. Huang."

The man said: "What church are you singing? Didn't I tell you not to come tonight?"

Erlang raised his brows: "Who said there is no need to come? Our wife is dressed up but I can't tell, who is this?"

The servant said angrily: "Hey, you prostitutes and turtles are still lying on the ground? Hurry up, you are not allowed to go in today!"

Seeing that Erlang was about to fight that man again, I rushed into the yard with my skirt in hand: "Master Huang, I'm here to sing a song for you, sing the song you like most, Shibamo, you can come out Ah, don't ask your servants to drive this servant away!"

The yard is full of boxes and cages, and a group of servants and family members are loading things into the car, obviously wanting to run away.

A few servants chased after him, shouting loudly: "Hey, who told you to go in? Come back to me, you whore!"

I was running ahead and rummaging through boxes and cabinets to find where Huang Wenbing was, and the servants from behind chased them all together. Huarong and Erlang stopped them while looking around for Huang Wenbing with their eyes wandering.

I stumbled into the inner house, but I saw a few women packing their things and putting them on the car. When they saw me coming in, they yelled, "Hey, where is this crazy woman? How dare you come here?"