Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Wu Er said: "Let's go to Liangshan, where the place will stop,? You women don't dare to cause trouble."

I was stunned: "You said to go to Liangshan again?"

"Well,? I can only go to Liangshan,? Now I can't move around. If someone recognizes it, I'm afraid it will hurt Father Wu. Right now, we can only go to Liangshan to avoid it,? Stay for a few days Years,? My case was forgotten, let's come out again."

After thinking about it, it seems that this is the only way.

I looked up at the sky and sighed to the moon: "Damn it, who would have thought that? I settled everything in the world, but I was forced to go to Liangshan by this house full of women! God,? You heard me say What is it? Does this sound so fantastic?"

The moon can't hear my wailing, but still shines on the world with a kindly smiling face.

When I got back to the house, I urged the women in the room to pack their things, and told them to go to Liangshan to drop the grass.

You don't even know what the house full of women are cheering and jumping for!It is really fun to say that I can go to Liangshan!

Together, this room is full of bandits and wives, and I am the only one who wants to be a good citizen.

Pengpeng was about to sneak out the door looking for an opportunity, but I caught him back.

I said, "Damn girl, who the hell do you want to see?"

Peng Peng said confidently: "We had been taken care of by Mr. Chai for so long before, why didn't we say goodbye to him before we left?"

"Farewell? What's in your purse?"

She quickly used hand protection: "No, it's nothing..."

I raised my hand and grabbed it and poured it on the table, a handful of candied fruit mixed with sweat medicine.

Erlang and his men were carrying goods outside, his back tightened when he saw those things.

Pengpeng quibbles: "I'm planning to eat it myself, I'm afraid I won't be able to fall asleep because of the bumping of the car on the road."

Without further ado, I went up to untie her hair. The bun was empty, and there was a medicine bottle hidden inside, which contained the medicine that Wu Er and I had taken. There were five or six pills in a full bottle.

I was so angry that I kicked him: "You are really shameless, right? If I hadn't been on guard, you would have given my brother to that? Why did I give birth to such a shameless thing like you?"

Wu Er came over and teased me: "Okay, don't fight with the child. It's getting late, let's go early!"

A group of women dressed up beautifully and got into the car chirping. Everyone was excited, just like elementary school students on a spring outing, talking and singing together.

I can guarantee that this is the happiest team ever to climb Liangshan.

Chai Jin came out to see me off again, and even said he was reluctant, I said: "Brother, Erlang's identity is sensitive, we don't want to stay here for a long time, we will come back to see you when we settle down."

Chai Jin hugged me with tears in his eyes, and my dying daughter poked her head out of the car again, crying with tears: "Mr. Chai, just wait, I will come back to see you as soon as I have a chance. "

That stubborn Chai Jin was still replying to her: "Okay, good niece, I'll wait for your father to bring you back to visit the uncle!"

Ximen Pengpeng covered her face and cried so badly that it was miserable, she probably wouldn't be able to cry like this one day when I died.

Taking this group of dead old women on the road, the road was so lively that all the people passing by looked back.

The women in my family are all coquettish and bold. When people look at them, they look back and shout: "Go to Liangshan, it's easy to play, my family is a hero, and our family will be turned into bandits." ah!"

Damn, I was really going to be so mad that I got out of the car and pushed their heads into the car one by one.

Press one in and push one out, push one out and push it back, just like whack-a-mole.

Wu Er laughed while driving the car: "You bring so many women with you, I'm afraid Liangshan will be very lively in the future."

I leaned on his shoulder and sighed: "I can't help it, who can't get rid of them, I'm a high official, life is really hard."

In a few days, I arrived at the foot of Liangshan Mountain, but I saw a wine flag waving, so I stopped the car and pointed it here.

There were only two or three guys in the store, and when they saw so many of us coming, they were so frightened that they turned around and went to the door.

Those girls in our family have already squeezed in, chattering, sitting around the table and shouting for wine and food?

Then someone came to serve tea and rice. Wu Er rolled his eyes and said in a low voice: "Don't eat or drink, or you may be cheated!"

The women in the room all silenced, Wu Yueniang sneered and said, "Oh, this is the legendary black shop in Jianghu? Dare to harm us, I'm tired of them!"

Meng Yulou and Li Jiaoer held hands together: "Sister, let's go, it's convenient."

I wanted to stop them two, but Wu Er pulled my clothes off: "It's okay, the two of them know what they are doing."

Li Ping'er held the child with a calm face, Wu Yueniang turned around and brushed Peng Peng's hair, these women were all calmer than me, and I was overwhelmed by them.

Wu Er smiled and said: "Brother Chai is right, all the women in your house are heroes, and they may not suffer losses if they enter the Jianghu."

When the voice fell, I heard a scream from outside: "Stop beating, you all stop beating, I never intended to harm you! I just want to try to find out where you came from."

Then came Li Jiaoer's voice: "Are you inquiring? You are clearly peeking in the latrine, thinking us women are easy to bully?"

When I went out, I saw Meng Yulou and Li Jiaoer holding down a man together, and hitting him on the face and head with embroidered shoes.

The man taught them that they were beaten with shoe marks all over their faces, and they didn't dare to fight back.

Wu Er hugged his shoulders and laughed straight: "Brother Zhu Gui, long time no see?"

Zhu Gui opened his eyes from the soles of the shoes coming towards him: "Wudutou! How could it be you? Come and save me quickly!"

Wu Er looked at him and laughed straight: "You were the one who wanted to peek at my girls, why don't you give them an apology first?"

"Your sister?" Zhu Gui was startled.

Li Jiaoer looked at his face and showed several shoe soles: "Your sister, your sister, your sister's!"

Zhu Gui was about to cry, hugging his head and shouting: "I'm sorry, two ladies, just now the flood really washed up on the Dragon King Temple. I don't know if you are from the Dutou family. I hope you will beg for forgiveness."

Only then did the two women stop, and Zhu Gui escaped from their hands, and greeted the two young men: "What are you still doing? Why don't you hurry up and put away the added wine and meat, serve good wine and good food .”

The room was full of people, Zhu Gui went to wash his face, sat down with Wu Er and me, smiled wryly and said: "The family of the official is really powerful, I have opened a shop here for some years, and I am still the first The Muslim guests were beaten so badly."

I just laughed: "It's not that Brother Zhu Gui is not a hero, it's just that they are women so it's not easy to fight back."

Zhu Gui grinned: "How can I be a hero? I just open a small shop by the river, earn a few small money, and show off to the heroes by the way.

There weren't many visitors all day long, and there were not many people under my command. I was frightened when I saw that you were in a big battle.

I'm not afraid of your jokes, just now when I saw so many of you coming, I thought you were going to rob my shop. "

Everyone laughed, and Zhu Gui said again: "Forgive me, senior officials, but anyone who comes to Liangshan must be forced to have no way out in the world. You live so comfortably, why bother to ask for trouble?" ? Life on Liangshan is really not as good as you think."

Wu Er smiled and said, "I heard what brother said, but do you doubt my sincerity in waiting to go to Liangshan?"

Zhu Gui quickly waved his hands: "Don't dare, I've heard about the incident in Yuanyang Tower before Dutou, you are really a hero, it seems that you have committed such a big case, and you were arrested by the government. It is reasonable to come to Liangshan to escape.

It's just that the high officials... Heh, don't blame me for speaking straight.If you know that if you are a bandit one day, then you will be a bandit for life, you must think about it. "

I lowered my head and drank without saying a word, Wu Er said: "I fell into the grass alone, so I must bring my family with me, so as not to get in the way of their instructors, Brother Zhugui thinks this is inappropriate?"

Zhu Gui quickly waved his hands: "No, it's not. Don't be surprised. I just asked a few questions out of curiosity. Just wait, I'll send a letter to the mountain and teach them to send a boat to pick it up."

Zhu Gui trotted all the way out to call for a boat, I pursed my lips and looked at Wu Er with a smile: "We are all Erlang's family."

Wu Er said, "What's wrong?"

I was so beautiful that I showed my back molars: "It's nothing, it's heartwarming."

Pengpeng held up his thumbs and shouted: "Brother Erlang is the most handsome!"

I stared back at her: "It's not big or small, it's itchy if you don't get beaten, right?"

Wu Yueniang pulled Pengpeng over and pressed him on the chair: "That's the person in your father's heart. If you dare to scream, see if he can't beat you to death."

I coughed dryly and stood up: "Girls, pack up your things and leave."

Standing still outside the shop, I saw Zhu Gui shooting an arrow, and after a while, several small boats floated out of the reeds. The leader looked at it and shouted, "Second Master Wu, is that you?"

Wu Song cupped his hands at him: "Second Brother, Fifth Brother, Seventh Brother, long time no see?"

But it was Ruan Xiaoer, Ruan Xiaowu and Ruan Xiaoqi. When they met, they burst into laughter: "They are all from our own family! It's great to be able to meet the second master again!"

Turning to look at me, the expression is a little cold, it seems that I still remember the incident on the boat.Looking at the women behind me, their expressions became even more strange.

Wu Er smiled and said, "Bringing my family to vote in Liangshan, brothers, aren't you happy?"

Those people quickly laughed and said: "Happy! We are very happy that the second master can come. Hey, you guys should send the news that the second master is coming to the mountain, and the head teacher will come down to meet him in person."

Wu Er's face was really not small, and in a blink of an eye Chao Gai came out with someone personally, and Lin Chong was also inside, and he greeted loudly from a long distance: "Erlang, senior officials, you are finally here!"

Chao Gai led all the heroes to approach him, hugged Wu Er, and said that he had heard of the reputation of being a tiger-fighting hero, and seeing him today, his reputation was indeed well-deserved, and with him coming to join the gang, the village will be even more powerful from now on.

Lin Chong held my hand and wanted to make a grand introduction to those people. I pulled his sleeve and whispered: "Brother Lin, I am here as Erlang's family, so there is no need to show that nose."

Lin Chong also laughed, and said: "That's right, Brother Xian brought his family? It just so happens that my wife is here on the mountain talking all day long, so I'll take you and all the family members to see her?"

I led the women in our family to the back mountain together.

But seeing a narrow courtyard, Mrs. Lin with her hair slanted in a bun, holding the baby in one hand, was feeding the chickens. Seeing us coming, she stepped forward to greet us with joy.

I introduced my family to her one by one.

Both sides met.

The women in my family are all people who know how to do things, and they immediately presented some children's clothes, saying that they were specially for Lin Xiaobao, and praised the love between Teacher Lin and Mrs. Lin one by one, and the children they gave birth to are also lovely. pain.In a blink of an eye, Mrs. Lin was coaxed, and she was close to marrying Jinlan with a few of them.

I thought the women's voices were too loud, so Lin Chong and I wandered aside again.

I asked: "Brother Lin, are you doing well in this cottage?"

Lin Chong smiled and said: "It's okay, it's more peaceful than outside. But I also experienced a storm when I first came here. Do you know that the leader of this cottage was Wang Lun?"

I shook my head: "I really haven't heard of this."

Lin Chong said: "He is the one who is called the embroidered scholar in white by people in the Jianghu.

When he first came, he saw that I was bringing my family, suspected that I was not sincere in joining the group, and made things difficult for me. He wanted to drive me away. I showed him the handwritten letter of Mr. Chai, but he still didn’t think about it. .

Your sister-in-law said: "It's really not possible. Let's go down the mountain and find a farmhouse to live in seclusion. It doesn't have to be in Liangshan."

At that time, Hengshun, the high officials had already cleared you of your guilt with Lu Qian's corpse. After a few years, when the rumors calm down, we will come out again.

After hearing what she said, I wanted to pack my luggage and leave, but a group of people just came down the mountain.

It was Chao Gai, Chao Tianwang, who robbed the government of the birthday party to find him, so he took several of his men and threw them into Liangshan.I thought to myself, these people have no family members, but they are all heroes? Should Wang Lun keep them in his team?

Unexpectedly, when Wang Lun heard Chao Tianwang say that he had killed the officers and soldiers, his face immediately changed, and he wanted to drive him away again.Only then did I realize that he, Wang Lun, is a villain who is jealous of the virtuous and capable, and he was afraid that someone capable would come in and move his position!

My heart was so angry that I couldn't hold it back anymore, so I killed him on the spot and pushed Brother Chao to be the leader. Wu Junshi was second, Elder Gongsun was third, and I was fourth. Only then can I stand firm on Liangshan up the heel. "

I shook my head and laughed, "It's my fault that Wang Lun doesn't know her husband. In order to save his wife and children from suffering, Brother Lin deserves to kill him."

Lin Chong said: "Nowadays there are more than [-] good men on Mount Liang, and my virtuous brother and Erlang can also sit in the same chair!"

Quickly waved his hands: "No, no, let Erlang sit alone. I am his family member now, I just need a place to settle down, and I will be relieved of that chair."

Lin Chong laughed again: "It doesn't matter if it's family members. With Erlang and I in Hengshun, we will ensure that the high officials live comfortably and happily on Mount Liang."

The two chatted for a few more words, and Lin Chong slapped his forehead suddenly: "Suddenly remembered, there are still a few people on this Liangshan that you probably know."

I asked, "Which ones?"

"There is a man named Tao Zongwang, who arrived a few days earlier than me. He is proficient in civil engineering and Fengshui. Wang Lun allowed him to join the team because he saw that he could work. By the way, there are a few people under him who seem to be with you. Very familiar."

While talking, I saw a few people running up panting, and the leader called out: "Wang Laoji, is it really you?"

Take a closer look, it's Lao Tao!There were a few people following behind, and as soon as they met, they shouted loudly: "Shopkeeper, you're here too?" Isn't this the same as Big Fatty and Shunzi?

I was so happy that I stepped forward and hugged them, tears came out.