Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

I waved my hand: "No need, dad,? This credit is all yours,? Just accept it calmly. Involve me,? If something good is revealed, we will be in trouble again."

Wu Qianhu kicked me again: "What kind of brat? My teeth itch every time I think of you, why don't you want to live a good life at home?

According to your cleverness, whether you are a businessman or an official, you will have a bright future. "

"Didn't my mother-in-law say it all? I'm called cheap. If I dare to be the cheapest in the world, the second cheapest in the world will drown in the river? He doesn't even dare to come in front of me."

Wu Qianhu rubbed my head fiercely, and her eye circles were red again: "Ximenqing, you little bastard, why aren't you my own? I|fuck|your mother..."

The two of them walked out while talking, and the women in my family rushed towards me with their children in their arms, and burst into tears as soon as they plunged their heads into my arms.

Meng Yulou hugged my face and looked left and right: "Senior official, look at how you have become so thin after you have been gone for a few months? Why is there a prisoner character on your face? You are... What's the matter with you?"

Li Jiaoer, who has always been the most generous, also cried in a disfigured manner, she put her arms around my neck and shouted: "Master, don't you want to leave us this time! Scary, in case something happens to you, and none of us will live,? We will be buried with you together!"

Li Ping'er hugged the child and stuffed it into my arms: "Brother Guan, hurry up and ask your father to give you a hug. Senior official, please don't leave again, we really can't do without you! Woooooo..."

Just now I just talked and forgot about them, and now I feel uncomfortable when I tell them to cry, I hold each of them in my arms and take a closer look, knowing that Old Gou Wen didn't abuse them very much, so I feel relieved.

Brother Jiang hugged me in his arms and made fun of it. The kid raised his hand to touch my face, and my heart felt warm again.

I said, "It's not that the high officials don't want to stay with you at home, it's just that the high officials have other things to do now, so they can't stay with you at home.

This time I teach you guys to follow me and get frightened, and I feel sorry, but don't worry, this kind of thing won't happen again in the future.

Our father, Wu Qianhu, has meritorious deeds in killing thieves, and he will immediately be promoted to a few ranks. With him protecting you in the future, you are all safe. "

My father, who was standing by the side, immediately jumped up when he heard this: "Fuck, Ximen Qing, you boy is waiting for me here? I said, don't hurt me! If I dare to bring these girls Go back, your mother-in-law can kill me!"

"Father, where are you thinking? These are Yueniang's sisters, just like your own daughters! What can my mother-in-law say?"

My father laughed straight: "Boy, can I treat them as my own daughters? Even if your mother-in-law believes this, I won't believe it myself!"

The women in my family were anxious together, some pulling their ears, some beating their chests.

"Senior official, are you too unkind? Are you trying to push us away after we just met?"

"That's right, you sent us out again just after we met and said a few warm words? You are really going to piss us off."

"Anyway, this time, you don't want to dump us again!"

This made me so worried, I looked around and saw Shi Qian looking over here through the curtain of the car, I quickly waved to him: "Shi Qian, come here, brother has something to tell you!"

Shi Qian looked at the group of women beside me, and immediately shook his head like a drum.

"Tsk, why don't you hurry up, this is a serious matter!"

Shi Qian was still shaking his head, when suddenly another "Ah yo" popped out of the car window and landed straight in front of me.

Throwing on the dirt on his body and getting up, Shi Qian muttered and cursed: "Who the hell is Wu Er? How can he kick me so far when he is so injured?"

I pulled Shi Qian: "Qian, what do you think brother I will do to you?"

Shi Qian moved back and said, "You don't treat me very well! If you teach me to take care of other things, I'll take care of them. You teach me to take care of these women for you. Forgive Shi Qian for not obeying my orders!"

"Why?"

"Why do you say? Can it be a good thing to take care of another man's wife? If I don't pay attention one day and lose my security, women like you...I, can I explain clearly? I..."

Before Shi Qian finished speaking, the women next to him scolded him together: "Come on, you! You don't want to be safe at night, and you don't want to see what you look like!"

"That is, who are we? But we want any man?"

"Heh, we only recognize one high-ranking official as a man in the world, and you will die as far as you want us!"

Shi Qian made them scold them so much that they wanted to crawl into the cracks in the ground.

I turned around and trained those women: "Hey, how did you guys talk to my brother? Tell you, if he didn't try his best to bring a letter to me this time, none of you guys would be able to save me. ! Why don’t you apologize to my brother quickly?”

Those few women didn't apologize, they all puffed up their mouths and still twittered not to teach me to go.

I pulled Shi Qian aside: "Qian'er, brother, let me tell you this, I'm going to take Wudu head to treat my wounds, and I really can't take care of these women.

But I don't worry about leaving them behind, otherwise, you will be troubled and send them all to Mr. Chai? "

Shi Qian stared: "Let me send it to Mr. Chai? Is it true?"

"That's my dearest godbrother! These are his closest godbrothers, so what if he takes care of me? By the way, all three of you are here, so my brother didn't ask any more questions, did he? "

Shi Qian sighed: "We didn't dare to tell him. Firstly, we were afraid that he would be anxious. Secondly, your daughter is still at his estate, so he has to look after you..."

"Isn't that enough? One sheep is chased, and two sheep are also bombarded! He is willing to take care of my children, but can't he take care of my wife?"

I said this is up to you, you send my woman and child to my brother Zhuangzi and let him settle it for me, you don't have to be afraid that you will lose your security at the end of the festival, right? "

Shi Qian still hummed and refused to agree.

I said: "If you don't agree, then I will have to take them to seek medical treatment for Erlang. If Erlang asks, I can only say that you refuse to help me."

"Don't, don't, brother, you are really my brother! Then...then you talk to your women. As long as they are willing to come with me, I will send them there. Oh, I really owe you and Wu Er !"

After I made an agreement with Shi Qian, I went back to persuade those women, and I said: Mr. Chai is my brother, and you have all seen him. He is an ordinary gentleman, not to mention his kindness.

It must be him. He lacks a brain, can't take care of housework, and is in a mess all day long.So you guys have to go over there and help him take care of the house.

With such a big family business, he really can't last a few years with such misfortunes!As for me, don't worry, as soon as I finish my work, I will definitely go back to you.

If you don't know how to talk about this, you still refuse, right?

Pengpeng is already at his place now, and all my family members are at his place, so I definitely have to go back, right?

I said, aunts, it's not that you don't want to be with you, I really have something to do!

No matter what they said, even coaxing and persuading them, and sacrificing their appearance, they made them touch their faces one by one, and they were all coaxed.

Shi Qian hired several cars to take the girls away.

I went to ask the best doctors in the neighborhood to look at Erlang's wounds, and they all said that the wounds were too serious. The prescriptions in their hands might not be as effective as my dandelion powder, and they would definitely leave scars in the future.

How can this work?Erlang's back is the most beautiful, even if a mosquito bites me, it hurts, how can it leave a scar?

Wu Qianhu told me that there is a genius doctor named An Daoquan living in the Health House, he can heal Erlang's wounds so that there will be no scars afterwards, and he can also remove the gold seal on his face.

Without further ado, he took Erlang with him and headed to the Health Mansion.

I stayed with Erlang every step of the way, bathing and changing dressings, serving tea, feeding him and going to the bathroom were all taken care of by me.

This guy is very arrogant, always annoys me, saying he is fine, teach me not to always look after him like this, as if he is a useless person, especially when he goes to the toilet, he is so pretentious, he keeps his back and refuses to let him go I read.

Tsk, as if there was something else on him that I hadn't seen.

He had an injury on his back, so he could only sleep on his stomach at night, and I lay next to him. Sometimes when Hou Mingming heard that he was in excruciating pain, he still gritted his teeth and kept silent, breaking out in cold sweat.

I shook his hand and said, "Erlang, if you feel really uncomfortable, you can yell twice, and I won't laugh at you."

He said bluntly, "I don't want to yell, I just want to hear you yelling, and I just want to hear you yelling on the bed."

I said, "Tsk, why are you so shameless all day long?"

He said, "Why do I need face? I want you."

I said, "When is this? You're still talking dirty."

He said: "What's the matter? Do you really think I can't do it? Then you lie down on me, and I can still make you unable to get off the ground."

I said: "Erlang, you young man who has never been married, where did you learn such nonsense?

He said: "I've traveled all over the world, who hasn't seen anyone? Haven't heard anything? Do you really think I don't know anything? Well... give me another candied fruit."

"Tsk, why are you so greedy? We agreed to take two a day."

"Two catties a day is not enough, at least two catties a day."

"Oh, let me go, you eat my tongue as food?"

"Come here quickly! Hey one, hurry up, it hurts so much."

As he was talking, he pressed his whole body over, opened his mouth and half stuck out his tongue, like a puppy, and told him to give him a cute face, and took a candied fruit in his mouth: "It's the last one, you There are injuries on the body, it is not good to eat too much sweet..."

He leaned over and hooked it, twisting and turning.

I have to say that this guy's level of eating candied fruit has improved a lot these days. The two of them were warmly touching each other, and their tongues made him hook and suck. Tweeted up: "Okay, Erlang, don't make trouble anymore... go down, you're pressing me down."

His breath was so greasy, he hugged my face and gnawed around, then tore off the collar and kissed my neck.There seemed to be a white light flashing above the head, and I became hard all of a sudden, and the fire was so suffocating that it would burn people to death.